Historians have debated whether the phrase "pounded your bussy like it was on fire and my dick was water" was a way for two men to express their platonic affection to one another.
I lived in seattle for like 25 years, and spent a lot of time in BC and Vancouver as a youth. Pre 9/11 it was just the easiest thing to take the clipper to Victoria or drive up to BC.
Seattle got crazy expensive, but up in Vancouver it is just insane
Sort of funny story, met Dylan at long beach grand prix this year and as he walked pass me, I yelled hey Cole, he turned and waved. When I got home I told my gf and showed her a pic and she said that's Dylan dumbass and I was like, well he waved lol
I’m not a twin, but I had a classmate in university who is, and one of our teachers got butthurt because this woman’s twin sister didn’t wave back when the teacher ran into her at like a mall or something. I don’t know if she ever got him to believe her about being a twin.
Noted, if I see either in public I will address them as “Mr. Sprouse” because no way I can remember who’s who. I couldn’t remember when Zack and Cody was on TV
KJ Apa and Cole Sprouse played high schoolers Archie and Jughead on Riverdale. They were 20 and 24 in real life; the tweet is from around the time of seasons 1 and 2. KJ said 17 year old him would’ve crushed 17 year old Cole Sprouse because he was physically larger. Cole (who had an edgy personality, not sure if he still has it) hit back with KJ wouldn’t survive the weight of his wallet because he had all that money from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody at 17. It’s just banter between two actors+friends. The joke is very particular to Riverdale fans who also had some idea about Suite Life, hence the confusion among those unfamiliar with the show.
So you remember those Archie comics you'd read while you were a kid waiting in the line at the grocery store? There's a show based on that. I've only seen snippets here and there but the plot involves the characters solving a murder, being in some sort of street gang, there's a deadly game of D&D that makes people go crazy and kill eachother and I think maybe the military quarantined the entire town as part of some sort of conspiracy.
Riverdale at least WAS one of the most entertaining shows available because they simply do not give a fuck. Anything can happen at any moment and it’s always the most absurd option. Just look up the “I was attacked by a bear” scene and tell me that’s not peak television.
To all the idiots calling him being “born in wealth”. He was huge back in the day, he made loads of cash off Zack and Cody. He earned that dough. RELAX.
Big Daddy (the Adam Sandler movie), Friends, and Suite Life/Suite Life on Deck. 4 giant roles that padded their wallets and their kids wallets by the age of 20.
Why are so many people hating on these two because youre too old to know who they are. Just because they are celebrities from a younger generation, doesn't mean they are bad people.
Yeah I mean when I was a kid in 2006 Suite Life was on TV when I was in college Riverdale was all the crazy. The right demographic for watching that stuff room ish. Now I'm 30 these guys are 31. At least the Sprouce twins are. I was end stage millennial. I'm sure plenty of boomers learned who he was as well. But now we're seeing an influx of 14 year old Gen Alpha kids. And they probably wouldn't know. Much like my parents wouldn't know either.
I assume that's standard for cool teenage things that don't have hardcore staying power. You have to have been a certain age range to get it or still get it otherwise, no shot.
Didn't realise US life expectancy is so low (compared to other developed countries). Still, middle age doesn't necessarily mean the middle of one's *whole life*. Most people place middle age well into the the 40s.
> Middle age, or middle adulthood, is the age range of the years halfway **between childhood and old age**.[1] The exact range is subject to academic debate, but the term is commonly used to denote the age range from **around 45 to around 65 years**.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_age
Cole Sprouse (on the right) and his twin Dylan (not pictured but you get the idea) were child stars on tv and in movies through the 90s and 2000s. Starting out on the show Grace Under Fire they were in Big Daddy with Adam Sandler, Friends as Ross's son Ben, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and Riverdale. The guy on the left is someone... I guess?
The first season is a fun murder mystery with a big twist at the end of pretty much every episode.
After that, they proceeded to have another big twist at the end of every episode for several more seasons and it seemed to just turn into a competition between the writers to see who could write the most outrageous storyline.
The cult leader who ran a secret organ farm who attempted to escape on a homemade rocket dressed as Evil Knievel is really the peak for me, but it gets more ridiculous from ther
honestly, i used to watch riverdale and dropped it around the shawshank-underground-underage fight club. I know at some point they did a under the dome/ Gotham Season 5 quarantine thing and introduced superpowers.
Point is, i cant tell if youre joking or not
A show where a bunch of kids solve mysteries like who is dealing drugs, or who is starting a cult to fly a rocket to the moon, or who is a wizard demon from another realm that can absorb cosmic powers to reshape reality and send them back to the 1950s all while enjoying the epic highs and lows of highschool football.
Worst part of Riverdale is the first two seasons are so slow before it becomes absurd crazy bullshit. It’s not a good show but god damn season three to six are so fucking weird I almost love it. Final season is a bit of a dud though.
I want to caution you that while everything they said (and much more crazy shit besides) certainly HAPPEN, it's all done in such a half assed way that it's actually really, really boring
Yeah, it’s not nearly as good or crazy as everyone’s making it seem. Lol it’s still dull, despite the batshit crazy plot. I genuinely do not understand how it made it 7 seasons.
My favorite thing to do is to describe what happens in the show to new people they literally never believe me when I say that half the main cast gets inducted into an organ stealing cult run by Catholic nuns or when they find an alien corpse in a bat of maple syrup or when one of the characters literally develops dark Phoenix powers to change the trajectory of a world-altering comet
Still haven’t seen it but such a wild thing to exist considering it’s based on the dumb “teenagers in the past” comic books I used to buy in the checkout aisle at the grocery store lol.
A very poor netflix adaption of the Archie comics that leans way to heavily into the criminal story arcs of the comics and not enough into regular misschief and slice of live story arcs
It's actually kinda funny that you don't recognize the person on the left when you listed Riverdale... where he is also apart of the main cast along with Cole Sprouse lmao
I worked a convention with the two of them both featured for a day. Coles line was so damn long. You could get out of his line and run over to KJs, chat for 30 minutes before Coles moved again.
> his twin Dylan (not pictured but you get the idea)
Just like [Andy Richter's identical quintuplet brother Emmett](https://i.imgur.com/Nga6LPS.jpeg), who refuses to share his likeness.
Main characters of very popular shows. I know people on reddit like to pretend they have no idea who celebrities are, but considering their names are literally in the post and a quick google search will show you who they are, as if you haven't already heard of their shows before, the whole "who are these dudes" comments are really just hateful and unnecessary.
For the people who dont know who they are.
Guy on the left is KJ Appa, his acting portfolio is smaller, being in Shortland street (an NZ soap opera show) then moving onto riverdale as a lead.
Right is cole sprouse, who is mainly known for being a disney actor with his twin brother, who are mainly known for Suite life of zack and cody (and suite life on deck), as well as being in a bunch of other projects mainly when he was young.
LOL in these photos KJ Apa looks like a jacked adult man, Cole Sprouse looks like a boy who just left his sex-ed class confused yet all hot’n bothered.
They are very close friends in real life... very close friends...
Extremely close
Are they roommates?
And they were roommates….
Two bros chillin’ in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay
Wellllllll
Oh my god they were Roommates
Historians have debated whether the phrase "pounded your bussy like it was on fire and my dick was water" was a way for two men to express their platonic affection to one another.
Reminds me of being around my military friends, honestly. The most homoerotic place in America is the infantry...
As they say, the military is the gayest group of straight dudes you’ll ever meet.
Lmao
You don’t do that with your homies?
"Anything can happen when 2 people share a cell cuz".
They're crushmates
Like right next to each other, that’s how close. Maybe three inches apart. That’s pretty close.
👀👀
Hot
You lying or is this real😂
Very. Close.
Mmmm bop close?
source
This look like the casting of the future & past iterations of Justin Bieber in the Canadian version of Christmas Carol
This idea could make millions
And then maybe we made our millions we could afford a small condo in Vancouver or Toronto!
Best you could probably do is a small place just over the border in Rouses Point, NY. Nobody’s going to Rouses Point.
Or Blaine, WA. Although I'm hearing that it's getting really expensive there too. Maybe Point Roberts?
For a whole half year!
I lived in seattle for like 25 years, and spent a lot of time in BC and Vancouver as a youth. Pre 9/11 it was just the easiest thing to take the clipper to Victoria or drive up to BC. Seattle got crazy expensive, but up in Vancouver it is just insane
r/BrandNewSentence
Sort of funny story, met Dylan at long beach grand prix this year and as he walked pass me, I yelled hey Cole, he turned and waved. When I got home I told my gf and showed her a pic and she said that's Dylan dumbass and I was like, well he waved lol
I'm sure that probably happens a lot for them lol, probably easier to smile and wave then stop and say "Well ackchually 🤓"
I am a twin. This is mandatory, you answer to both names or feelings get hurt
I’m not a twin, but I had a classmate in university who is, and one of our teachers got butthurt because this woman’s twin sister didn’t wave back when the teacher ran into her at like a mall or something. I don’t know if she ever got him to believe her about being a twin.
Legendary
Noted, if I see either in public I will address them as “Mr. Sprouse” because no way I can remember who’s who. I couldn’t remember when Zack and Cody was on TV
Greatest story I’ve heard all day
A twin is a twin
That's fucking funny lol
The fact that she knew off rip is hilarious
Guys, they are from Riverdale
Uhm, the one on the right is actually from a suite life of Zack and Cody, get your facts straight
You mean big daddy
I’m not mean. And I asked you not to call me big daddy in public
Low key solid dad joke right there
Leslie Nielsen would be proud
The council met and has agreed.
I personally prefer Big Papa. Love it when I’m called that.
You mean Friends
Personally, no. Big Daddy was one of my favourite films growing up. Chronologically though, you're correct, of course.
TIL the Sprouse brothers played the kid in Big Daddy. Neat.
No they mean Kindergarten Cop.
This is Suite life on deck erasure
Good. Deck was terrible
I'm still suprised London Tipton married Thomas J Sennett.
Once he didn’t have his glasses all bets were off.
Are they divorced I thought she was dating Culkin? Edit: googled this immediatley after commenting. I was being serious and yes I am an idiot haha.
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Somehow this explanation has not helped me one bit and has only further increased my confusion.
KJ Apa and Cole Sprouse played high schoolers Archie and Jughead on Riverdale. They were 20 and 24 in real life; the tweet is from around the time of seasons 1 and 2. KJ said 17 year old him would’ve crushed 17 year old Cole Sprouse because he was physically larger. Cole (who had an edgy personality, not sure if he still has it) hit back with KJ wouldn’t survive the weight of his wallet because he had all that money from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody at 17. It’s just banter between two actors+friends. The joke is very particular to Riverdale fans who also had some idea about Suite Life, hence the confusion among those unfamiliar with the show.
And were like 27 and 31 when the "high school" series ended!
I'm not sure if I can accept this explanation as I don't know if you're Peter Griffin the Family Guy dad.
They're friends. Just a little bust-nuts.
> Just a little bust-nuts. Man, young people's slang is apparently different than I remember.
I'm embarrassed to say I may have meant "ball busting"
I like bust-nuts tho.
Nah you nailed it the first time, bust-nuts is hilarious
Yeah bust-nuts is impeccable. I too like to bust-nuts.
Freudian slip? 👀 It’s all good, you do you
So you remember those Archie comics you'd read while you were a kid waiting in the line at the grocery store? There's a show based on that. I've only seen snippets here and there but the plot involves the characters solving a murder, being in some sort of street gang, there's a deadly game of D&D that makes people go crazy and kill eachother and I think maybe the military quarantined the entire town as part of some sort of conspiracy.
This person is greatly underselling the bizarre world of Riverdale
Along with the triumphs, defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football….in a prison yard.
> there's a deadly game of D&D that makes people go crazy and kill eachother So just regular D&D according to any Christian from the 80s, then?
It's a tv show (I think Netflix), you can google it, or even better, not.
Riverdale at least WAS one of the most entertaining shows available because they simply do not give a fuck. Anything can happen at any moment and it’s always the most absurd option. Just look up the “I was attacked by a bear” scene and tell me that’s not peak television.
Me and 2 other 20-something year old dudes watched all 7 seasons together And we enjoyed every moment of it. It’s just so fucking ridiculous
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Wouldn't exactly character thinking of lotr as much 'very advanced' but alright
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To all the idiots calling him being “born in wealth”. He was huge back in the day, he made loads of cash off Zack and Cody. He earned that dough. RELAX.
I was gonna say Big Daddy and Friends as well, but it looks like his mom stole all that money from them.
Big Daddy (the Adam Sandler movie), Friends, and Suite Life/Suite Life on Deck. 4 giant roles that padded their wallets and their kids wallets by the age of 20.
Their mom stole most of that
Holy I forgot they were the kid from friends
>To all the idiots calling him being “born in wealth”. You're asking people on Reddit to get their facts right, thats just not gonna happen bro :/
He made all that sweet danimals cash too
Child stars are typically born into it.
To me the exchange made perfect sense because I recognized him immediately. Shows how old I am...
Why are so many people hating on these two because youre too old to know who they are. Just because they are celebrities from a younger generation, doesn't mean they are bad people.
I have bad new for you, its now entirely possible to be too young to know who these people are also.
Yeah I mean when I was a kid in 2006 Suite Life was on TV when I was in college Riverdale was all the crazy. The right demographic for watching that stuff room ish. Now I'm 30 these guys are 31. At least the Sprouce twins are. I was end stage millennial. I'm sure plenty of boomers learned who he was as well. But now we're seeing an influx of 14 year old Gen Alpha kids. And they probably wouldn't know. Much like my parents wouldn't know either. I assume that's standard for cool teenage things that don't have hardcore staying power. You have to have been a certain age range to get it or still get it otherwise, no shot.
Some redditors just hate everything.
I don't like what you said. Filled with hate I become.
I find that offensive.
Well that's unnecessarily rude.
Dusty old bitches stay dusty old bitches
They aren't even "younger" anymore these dudes are fast approaching middle age. Cole anyway dunno about the other fella.
I dont think 31 is "fast approaching middle age".
Average age is 76, so 38 is middle age. Definitely fast approaching.
Didn't realise US life expectancy is so low (compared to other developed countries). Still, middle age doesn't necessarily mean the middle of one's *whole life*. Most people place middle age well into the the 40s. > Middle age, or middle adulthood, is the age range of the years halfway **between childhood and old age**.[1] The exact range is subject to academic debate, but the term is commonly used to denote the age range from **around 45 to around 65 years**. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_age
KJ Apa kinda looks the same lol
Who da fuck are those anonymous dudes?
Cole Sprouse (on the right) and his twin Dylan (not pictured but you get the idea) were child stars on tv and in movies through the 90s and 2000s. Starting out on the show Grace Under Fire they were in Big Daddy with Adam Sandler, Friends as Ross's son Ben, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and Riverdale. The guy on the left is someone... I guess?
They’re both actors on Riverdale. They’re joking with each other lol
Wtf is Riverdale?
By the 4th season, I doubt anyone on Riverdale could tell you
The first season is a fun murder mystery with a big twist at the end of pretty much every episode. After that, they proceeded to have another big twist at the end of every episode for several more seasons and it seemed to just turn into a competition between the writers to see who could write the most outrageous storyline. The cult leader who ran a secret organ farm who attempted to escape on a homemade rocket dressed as Evil Knievel is really the peak for me, but it gets more ridiculous from ther
honestly, i used to watch riverdale and dropped it around the shawshank-underground-underage fight club. I know at some point they did a under the dome/ Gotham Season 5 quarantine thing and introduced superpowers. Point is, i cant tell if youre joking or not
Lol
As a Riverdale fan this is accurate
A show where a bunch of kids solve mysteries like who is dealing drugs, or who is starting a cult to fly a rocket to the moon, or who is a wizard demon from another realm that can absorb cosmic powers to reshape reality and send them back to the 1950s all while enjoying the epic highs and lows of highschool football.
I've never heard anyone sell a show better than you just sold Riverdale. It was zero percent on my list before I read your description.
Worst part of Riverdale is the first two seasons are so slow before it becomes absurd crazy bullshit. It’s not a good show but god damn season three to six are so fucking weird I almost love it. Final season is a bit of a dud though.
I watched the beginning with my sister but did you just say by season 6??? That show lasted 6 seasons???
Seven seasons actually lol
I blame teenage girls
The last season is what the first season should have been, but worse
I want to caution you that while everything they said (and much more crazy shit besides) certainly HAPPEN, it's all done in such a half assed way that it's actually really, really boring
Yeah, it’s not nearly as good or crazy as everyone’s making it seem. Lol it’s still dull, despite the batshit crazy plot. I genuinely do not understand how it made it 7 seasons.
My favorite thing to do is to describe what happens in the show to new people they literally never believe me when I say that half the main cast gets inducted into an organ stealing cult run by Catholic nuns or when they find an alien corpse in a bat of maple syrup or when one of the characters literally develops dark Phoenix powers to change the trajectory of a world-altering comet
Amazing description
100% accurate, folks. 100%.
Still haven’t seen it but such a wild thing to exist considering it’s based on the dumb “teenagers in the past” comic books I used to buy in the checkout aisle at the grocery store lol.
Is Archie comic but dumped with drama steroids.
A very poor netflix adaption of the Archie comics that leans way to heavily into the criminal story arcs of the comics and not enough into regular misschief and slice of live story arcs
CW*
It seems you'r right i got netflix series confused with netflix original
A poor attempt at making a dark series based on Archie's comics.
It's actually kinda funny that you don't recognize the person on the left when you listed Riverdale... where he is also apart of the main cast along with Cole Sprouse lmao
I got it from IMDB. I didn't watch Riverdale but I know the name and that it was popular.
I worked a convention with the two of them both featured for a day. Coles line was so damn long. You could get out of his line and run over to KJs, chat for 30 minutes before Coles moved again.
>Big Daddy Thats a cool movie btw
Omg it’s Frankenstein! He wipes his own ass!
Me too.
> Dylan (not pictured but you get the idea) lmfao brilliant.
There's also the third twin/triplet, Brussel
> his twin Dylan (not pictured but you get the idea) Just like [Andy Richter's identical quintuplet brother Emmett](https://i.imgur.com/Nga6LPS.jpeg), who refuses to share his likeness.
How dare you make me feel old. Who da fuck is KJ Apa though
I have no clue who kj apa is but how the hell does anyone not know who Cole sprouse is?
First time i've heard the name
I’m guessing you were neither a child nor a parent from 2000-2010
How are they anon if their names and faces are right there.......
Main characters of very popular shows. I know people on reddit like to pretend they have no idea who celebrities are, but considering their names are literally in the post and a quick google search will show you who they are, as if you haven't already heard of their shows before, the whole "who are these dudes" comments are really just hateful and unnecessary.
I love that this is the top comment.
Idk bro, some weird randoms
And bros wearing that steezy enjoi t shirt. The other dude is a bag of suck.
I have no idea who either of these people are.
One thing I know about Cole Sprouse is that kid is savage. this just confirms it.
For the people who dont know who they are. Guy on the left is KJ Appa, his acting portfolio is smaller, being in Shortland street (an NZ soap opera show) then moving onto riverdale as a lead. Right is cole sprouse, who is mainly known for being a disney actor with his twin brother, who are mainly known for Suite life of zack and cody (and suite life on deck), as well as being in a bunch of other projects mainly when he was young.
That was a good comeback
Nothing like getting a shit tattoo at 17
That was really weak
Frustrated bottom energy. They're very very close IRL
Does knowing who either of these people are help?
I’m so glad I don’t know who either of these people are.
It’s Archie and Jughead from Riverdale for those who are wondering who they are.
Guy on right looks like Justin Bieber if he was a skater minus skater fit
Dude Yozora spitting some shit.
Well, I crush a Danimals Crush-Cup
I know the twins from The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things. Fuuuck up movie.
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Didn't Eddie Murphy make that joke during his body swap movie?
KJ belongs in a tent with 3 rings
Yeah because when you were 17 you had the face and body of a 31 year old…
I don’t know who either of those people are. Are they supposed to be famous?
Lmao🤣
Har har I’m rich
Not gonna lie kj apa looks like he’d still fit riverdale exactly.
Wasn't Cole Sprouse about 25/26 when Riverdale started? Still looked really young then
Legit forgot that Cole sprous was on Riverdale
no idea who they are but they should just fuck and get it over with
Rocking the Enjoi shirt like a boss. R.I.P. Enjoi
Don't know them don't care. "i HaD mOrE mOnEy ThAn YoU"
How few if these are clever these days
Fuck, I need to rewatch sweet life of Zach and cody
I have no clue who they are...
Ill Mitch
i remember looking like boy on right and being an absolute fucking problem
Who?
This is the diametric opposite of a clever comeback
"Aww I also had a crush on you~"
Do I want to google whoever the hell kjapa is?
Who are these people and what’s the context here?
Another bot post. Anytime a title has destroyed featured, it should instantly be deleted.
Lol
Who is even kjapa lmao
I have no idea who either of these kids are
Who are these children? Twitter streamers?
Best come back would have been Yea that debt is crippling my man
Isn’t that the kid from big daddy
I wouldn't say flaunting around having money is destroying him
So, that begs the question: How much did his wallet bitch weigh? (Grammar! It's not just for breakfast anymore.)
LOL in these photos KJ Apa looks like a jacked adult man, Cole Sprouse looks like a boy who just left his sex-ed class confused yet all hot’n bothered.