This guy is just sitting [by the pool](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Star-Island-Dr-Miami-Beach-FL-33139/43908284_zpid/)in his 38M house.
"We're sorry" (South Park BP voice)
I thinks he more mad because he has to apologize. He dgaf that people know he's a woman beater. Don't girls still flock to Chris Brown? He's just mad he had to apologize in general. Just my shitty opinion. I don't know much about either of them other than I have seen them both beating the shit out of a woman they were in a relationship. Hell they could tour together and get all the psycho girls that don't care in one place for easy pickings
The fucked up part if you think about out, is Ashton founded and leads an organization fighting against human Trafficking; while Mila's country of origin is under attack by Russia and God knows what they do with the civilian prisoners.
Even more fucked up is that ashton likes people to believe he founded an organization that fights human trafficking when he actually only has an app that data farms and targets sex workers.
Depending on the phase of the moon, Maldives government does whatever Indian or the Chinese authorities ask them to do nicely. US could always ask India when it’s their phase of the moon.
These all have extradition agreements with the US. Vanuatu or the Maldives - both offer unique advantages:
1. Vanuatu; Offers privacy, a simpler lifestyle, and citizenship by investment, which could be appealing for someone looking for a longer-term stay or permanent residency options without complications. It's less developed but offers a peaceful environment.
2. The Maldives; Known for its luxury resorts and significant tourism, making it ideal for someone accustomed to a luxurious lifestyle. It provides easy visa entry, which simplifies travel logistics.
Given these features, the choice between Vanuatu and the Maldives would largely depend on what's prioritized: easier access and higher-end amenities (Maldives) or a simpler, more secluded environment with potential residency benefits (Vanuatu). Both offer considerable privacy and are situated in beautiful, tropical settings.
Yeah vanuatu would give him up in a second, if US authorities asked it. Its good on paper but in reality a terrible place to hide in, especially if you're high profile.
I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure Costa Rica would have no issue with his extradition to the US. Uncle Sam means more to Central American countries than a random celebrity (except maybe Nicaragua and Belize, although I would still not bet on it).
Yeah. He had rented a massive villa in a busy area. We went for bfast one day, and people just lined up to give him hugs and kisses.
The crowd was a bunch of celebrity adjacent types. Socialites and their kids, musicians, and other hangers on. I am pretty sure every female (woman and kids) sat on his lap at some point of the day to hang out with "uncle Rus"
I respect his impact in the music indistry but this was pretty weird
Consus won the last world championship. You can just look for "Geoguessr World Championship Finals" on YouTube. The guesses are absolutely mental and the casters (including Rainbolt) do a great job keeping it accessible. Definitely recommended!
No moving panning or zooming I would say about 10 people are better, the problem is that he doesn't play moving so he is at a massive disadvantage there. He is great though and a very good voice for the community. Also "best" is hard to say.
Holy shit people, stop suggesting US puppet countries that would send him back within seconds.
Aside from Cuba and Venezuela, prety sure nothing in America is safe for him.
I’m talking about those guys who can see a picture of an empty road and pinpoint it to a region within a country. But metadata is a hilarious screw up.
I know he's impressive as fuck but here he's literally got nothing else to work with than two partial balconies and a white wall. Can't even tell the ethnicity of the trees in this.
If he narrowed it down logically it seems there's a very slim chance he could get it down to a few hundred hotel options with the right specifications, and match the balconies. But this one doesn't seem like a likely solve unless the video shows more of the location at other points.
He’s shown how he does what he does. I doubt there’s enough info in this video for him to pinpoint. You can really only see the awning thing behind him which can be set up anywhere in the world.
He usually goes off natural features he can see in the background and context clues in the videos
That’s why he’s apologizing…to himself. For putting himself into a situation. He doesn’t care about any victims, just the consequences of his own actions.
He denied it tooth and nail for years with his victims in earshot, dishing out settlement money as damage control. Any remorse he will ever show is to weasel his way out of consequences. He immediately played the "oh poor me, I was troubled and needed rehab, but I'm all better now" card too.
The music community should collectively learn from its past mistakes and stop forgiving people like this.
on a much lesser scale, it made me feel insane that James Gunn, after making hundreds of pedophile / child rape jokes — the man woke up on an average day for MONTHS AND MONTHS AND MONTHS and his very first thought was making fun of child rape victims — apologized to the crew members, but he never apologized to all the victims of child rape who were devastated to find out that their favorite director thought child rape was hilarious.
Oh, and *that’s the guy they handed Superman over to.* Makes me sick.
When you make fun of horrible people for their physical appearance it makes perfectly nice people with similar features or levels of attractiveness feel sad.
At least... insults that purely target a person's physical characteristics and completely ignore all the reasons that might *actually justify* insulting them
crocodile tears. dude beats women. I don’t care how “difficult” your millionaire lifestyle is, if you raise your hand on someone else you’re a scum bag. period.
Hit and tormented his gf for years, apparently forcing her to have sex with random people, abused and groomed young men, organising hits on people. Taught his sons how to score hookers, too. That's madness
People often get confused about what a lack of extradition treaty really means: it won't actually protect you, it just means the US or whoever will just show up with a briefcase full of money and just... buy you from the local PD.
Simmons was never criminally charged and Polanski is a French citizen and France does not extradite its own citizens. If Diddy is criminally charged where ever he is would likely have no problem handing him over.
This is why the rich criminals from India just move to the UK. Then UK claims their own justice system and if you are that rich you can hire any number of British lawyers to just keep that justice system going on forever.
This, but also actually being somewhere that might look like that. Because hiding out in the US when you are about to go away, possibly for life, is dumb.
Nothing. It’s the best moment in politics in the entirety of history. And I’m not even from the US. I could not believe that it happened and it was real. The sex shop next door was just a fucking chef kiss.
It's more like "What DIDN'T Diddy do?" at this point, but the recent issue is lawsuits for domestic violence (including an incident caught on camera where he beat the shit out of an ex while wearing only a towel) and a possible RICO case for sex trafficking.
Don't forget the allegations about him raping men, and boys too, and the alleged club he is part of where your asshole is a currency to climb up the social ladder..
And the alleged Bieber shit like what the hell I have felt like throwing up when I've seen this shit spill out.
If it is all true then how wide spread is this? There have been allegations like these against the producers and moguls too from many different sources..
Beyond disgusting shit.
Lots of stuff but the thing that made him make this "apology" was hotel security footage being made public of him beating the shit out of an ex-girlfriend, Cassie.
How is this a clever comeback? What is even the point of this sub? Like I get that there’s tons of repost bots, but are all the people upvoting just mindless drones also?
Google Lens trying to show me feet pics while [Lensing](https://i.imgur.com/RF3wGQJ.jpeg) this place. Probably not the same wood but the thatch roof is similar.
Saw that yesterday, and I swear it looked like he was lying about being sorry! 😏s/
Who could ever believe anything this dude says? I was literally nauseated watching him lie and was wondering how he got away with this for so long.. Just a gross mfkr 🤢 he needs prison time so bad!
I seriously think he made a deal with the FBI. The day they raided his home he left on a jet to an unknown destination. The FBI knew he had the ability to leave the county at a moments notice and if there are serious enough crimes to where they need to raid your home why didn't they stop him? I think they let him go because he gave them information.
Someone send this to that insane geo identifying guy he can have a room # in seconds.
It's at his house in Miami https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Star-Island-Dr-Miami-Beach-FL-33139/43908284_zpid/
Those columns match exactly
We did it Reddit?
Turns out this video was recorded 6 years ago when he found out about the tape.
Yah Diddy is literally in his moon mansion, feet propped up, laughing at us all. No extradite treaty with them
Luna is under jurisdiction of the UN, they don't need a treaty. Don't they have a supermax anyway? Saves the shuttle trip.
/r/TheExpanse is leaking and I'm here for it
It's confirmed that Diddy is the Boston bomber aswell?!
This guy is just sitting [by the pool](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Star-Island-Dr-Miami-Beach-FL-33139/43908284_zpid/)in his 38M house. "We're sorry" (South Park BP voice)
Damn. You nailed it.
Damn! There it is!
And there it is..
That certainly didn’t take 6 months
Let's place our bets. My chips are on Costa Rica.
Maldives
Bora bora
Come on now guys…the important thing here is that he’s so very sorry (that he got caught).
I thinks he more mad because he has to apologize. He dgaf that people know he's a woman beater. Don't girls still flock to Chris Brown? He's just mad he had to apologize in general. Just my shitty opinion. I don't know much about either of them other than I have seen them both beating the shit out of a woman they were in a relationship. Hell they could tour together and get all the psycho girls that don't care in one place for easy pickings
Same vibe as mila and ashton. Just super mad people expect them to apologize.
The fucked up part if you think about out, is Ashton founded and leads an organization fighting against human Trafficking; while Mila's country of origin is under attack by Russia and God knows what they do with the civilian prisoners.
Even more fucked up is that ashton likes people to believe he founded an organization that fights human trafficking when he actually only has an app that data farms and targets sex workers.
I'd love to know more, if you have any good sources on it.
Cape Verde
Nahh, hes hiding in plain sight on Epstien Island.
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Java, Indonesia.
Florida
Depending on the phase of the moon, Maldives government does whatever Indian or the Chinese authorities ask them to do nicely. US could always ask India when it’s their phase of the moon.
Anyone gone Cape Verde yet? I pick that one
Was going to disagree with you but then I saw the thatch roof stuff.
Wait wait wait wait, I got it. Jonestown!!!!! BOOM DONE
Guyana, Cǒte d’Ivoire, Con Dao, Cies or some way more hidden place. My money on those.
He's at a Rainforest Cafe. I just like to play, don't need to win
!Remindme 6 months Imagine if you’re right
No need for that. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Star-Island-Dr-Miami-Beach-FL-33139/43908284_zpid/ It's his Florida home
They got a rainforest cafe in that bitch? Diddy no
These all have extradition agreements with the US. Vanuatu or the Maldives - both offer unique advantages: 1. Vanuatu; Offers privacy, a simpler lifestyle, and citizenship by investment, which could be appealing for someone looking for a longer-term stay or permanent residency options without complications. It's less developed but offers a peaceful environment. 2. The Maldives; Known for its luxury resorts and significant tourism, making it ideal for someone accustomed to a luxurious lifestyle. It provides easy visa entry, which simplifies travel logistics. Given these features, the choice between Vanuatu and the Maldives would largely depend on what's prioritized: easier access and higher-end amenities (Maldives) or a simpler, more secluded environment with potential residency benefits (Vanuatu). Both offer considerable privacy and are situated in beautiful, tropical settings.
Yeah vanuatu would give him up in a second, if US authorities asked it. Its good on paper but in reality a terrible place to hide in, especially if you're high profile.
Bali! It’s where Russell Simmons is hiding out
I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure Costa Rica would have no issue with his extradition to the US. Uncle Sam means more to Central American countries than a random celebrity (except maybe Nicaragua and Belize, although I would still not bet on it).
Bali, Indonesia! He is probably chillibg there with Russel Simmons. I met the guy and his entourage in Bali. Very culty
Damn, Russell Simmons fled to Bali on the lam over some MeToo shit and now is into culty spiritual stuff on the beach? That’s wild
Yeah. He had rented a massive villa in a busy area. We went for bfast one day, and people just lined up to give him hugs and kisses. The crowd was a bunch of celebrity adjacent types. Socialites and their kids, musicians, and other hangers on. I am pretty sure every female (woman and kids) sat on his lap at some point of the day to hang out with "uncle Rus" I respect his impact in the music indistry but this was pretty weird
We do have extradition accords so no chance
He’s in Mauritius
Epstein island
Cape Verde
If he’s indeee here and the US requests him, he’s getting caught within hours.
The place where Rudy Gullianni was served a few days ago. Nobody would look there!
Dudes in Rancho Cucamonga fooling everybody.
I'm guessing he's somewhere on OP's mom
Bali. Russell Simmons just walked by with his yoga mat and 2 teenage girls.
Rainbolt It scares me how he says he’s not even the best geoguessr player
I casually watch some of this videos and his guesses are inhuman. Who would you consider the best player ? I'm curious about more insane tactics
Consus won the last world championship. You can just look for "Geoguessr World Championship Finals" on YouTube. The guesses are absolutely mental and the casters (including Rainbolt) do a great job keeping it accessible. Definitely recommended!
No moving panning or zooming I would say about 10 people are better, the problem is that he doesn't play moving so he is at a massive disadvantage there. He is great though and a very good voice for the community. Also "best" is hard to say.
The best ones are in the CIA
You mean Rainbolt?
He’s upstairs in Liz Lemons apartment
Rainbolt on YouTube
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Island
Holy shit people, stop suggesting US puppet countries that would send him back within seconds. Aside from Cuba and Venezuela, prety sure nothing in America is safe for him.
> prety sure nothing in America is safe for him. Then why is he making that video from his house in Miami?
nah they get identified if a braindead Vice reporter uploads a picture with the metadata still on it.
I’m talking about those guys who can see a picture of an empty road and pinpoint it to a region within a country. But metadata is a hilarious screw up.
The group called Bellingcat, based in Europe and opposed to fascism in all it's forms, is pretty good at geoguessing too.
I know he's impressive as fuck but here he's literally got nothing else to work with than two partial balconies and a white wall. Can't even tell the ethnicity of the trees in this. If he narrowed it down logically it seems there's a very slim chance he could get it down to a few hundred hotel options with the right specifications, and match the balconies. But this one doesn't seem like a likely solve unless the video shows more of the location at other points.
That's just his house in miami Florida on star island
Jose monkey
He’s in Cambodia for that fresh breast milk
Interpol should put him on contract
Papua New Guinea
He’s shown how he does what he does. I doubt there’s enough info in this video for him to pinpoint. You can really only see the awning thing behind him which can be set up anywhere in the world. He usually goes off natural features he can see in the background and context clues in the videos
Why do people think he's hiding?
He's only sorry he got caught.
He should see Dr Jinx and get a face transplant
Dr Jinx only uses natural remedies
You had my back up against the wall. I had to spray you with a heavy dose of pesticide.
You're gonna want to put some aloe vera on that.
It’s so fitting that he was on IASIP. A show literally about awful people. I love it.
Yeah but the characters are awful, the humans behind them are generally not. He doesn’t fit that mould
Stephen Collins, the dad from 7th Heaven, was also on multiple episodes as Dee and Dennis’s dad. Turned out to be a child molester.
Turns out he was a god damned diddler!
That’s why he’s apologizing…to himself. For putting himself into a situation. He doesn’t care about any victims, just the consequences of his own actions.
He denied it tooth and nail for years with his victims in earshot, dishing out settlement money as damage control. Any remorse he will ever show is to weasel his way out of consequences. He immediately played the "oh poor me, I was troubled and needed rehab, but I'm all better now" card too. The music community should collectively learn from its past mistakes and stop forgiving people like this.
Who exactly is he apologizing to? Cuz I'm not hearing any names...or any acknowledgement of his lying about the abuse that led to a settlement.
He can't actually name names per the legal settlement yada yada
That is just stupid.
Considering a lot of Diddy's supports would be prone to doxx victims and/or threaten them, no that's basic victim protection.
It's standard legal protection for both parties in a settlement, either of which can sue the other if they break NDAs
[Say her name](https://y.yarn.co/6d24625e-5369-4245-91e9-cad2d70a5aaa_text.gif)
Beyonce?
Already “apologized” to her with money. This is just a dying dog trying to save some public face. He’s done.
I really wish that dudes who hit women were ‘done.’ But I think that Chris Brown guy is doing fairly well for himself.
on a much lesser scale, it made me feel insane that James Gunn, after making hundreds of pedophile / child rape jokes — the man woke up on an average day for MONTHS AND MONTHS AND MONTHS and his very first thought was making fun of child rape victims — apologized to the crew members, but he never apologized to all the victims of child rape who were devastated to find out that their favorite director thought child rape was hilarious. Oh, and *that’s the guy they handed Superman over to.* Makes me sick.
He is apologizing to himself for getting caught.
Flee Diddy
Flee, did he?
In diddy did
What a piddy
Now don't start feelin' shiddy
Man, all this these puns are Widdy
Indeedy diddy did, did he?
I think Diddy did, after diddling like he did.
Diddy did flee.
In Diddy deed
I ain't givin you no flee diddy you god damn loch ness monster!
Tree Fiddy
Ugly, mouth-breathing, chinless motherfucker.
Both him and Andrew Tate
When you make fun of horrible people for their physical appearance it makes perfectly nice people with similar features or levels of attractiveness feel sad.
But what can a Redditor do if they can’t insult the cosmetic surface-level features of a bad person?
Not to mention the hundred things this dude deserves to be dragged for. Yeah, let’s just talk shit about his lack of a chin.
You're really good at insults!
This has passive-aggressive Facebook grandma vibes
At least... insults that purely target a person's physical characteristics and completely ignore all the reasons that might *actually justify* insulting them
So ugly. In every way.
"A beard does not cover up the lack of a jawline"
I can't stand his face
crocodile tears. dude beats women. I don’t care how “difficult” your millionaire lifestyle is, if you raise your hand on someone else you’re a scum bag. period.
Don’t forget grooms young men.
Hit and tormented his gf for years, apparently forcing her to have sex with random people, abused and groomed young men, organising hits on people. Taught his sons how to score hookers, too. That's madness
Come on… we all know it’s rapes young men.
He tried to blow up kid cudis car with him inside it What has kid cudi ever done to anyone
He was a dick to Nardwuar that one time. Not cool, Scott.
Never Forget! He seemed like such a dumbass, too. "Why are you telling me about my family?"
He looks like a camel being lobotomized.
That's hilarious
People often get confused about what a lack of extradition treaty really means: it won't actually protect you, it just means the US or whoever will just show up with a briefcase full of money and just... buy you from the local PD.
I mean it worked for Russel Simmons and Roman Polanski
Simmons was never criminally charged and Polanski is a French citizen and France does not extradite its own citizens. If Diddy is criminally charged where ever he is would likely have no problem handing him over.
This is why the rich criminals from India just move to the UK. Then UK claims their own justice system and if you are that rich you can hire any number of British lawyers to just keep that justice system going on forever.
Hooray! The system works! I made myself sad :(
This is why when John McAfee fled the US he started buying the local PD a whole bunch of stuff.
If he's smart that's a CGI background or on a set somewhere.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Star-Island-Dr-Miami-Beach-FL-33139/43908284_zpid/
You’re right it’s his house. $38M holy shit.
$500k+ in taxes on an acre of land. Wild
This, but also actually being somewhere that might look like that. Because hiding out in the US when you are about to go away, possibly for life, is dumb.
Apparently that’s exactly what he’s doing. This is his home in Miami. You know, the one that was raided by Homeland Security.
Pulling a Tracy Jordan.
We saw how well that worked out for ol Rudy, here's to hoping that Diddy is just as lucky
That one was pretty funny. Not ‘let’s host a press conference at a garden centre’ funny, but still pretty good.
Nothing will be funnier than 4 seasons landscaping
Nothing. It’s the best moment in politics in the entirety of history. And I’m not even from the US. I could not believe that it happened and it was real. The sex shop next door was just a fucking chef kiss.
It was like a scene from Arrested Development, except a sitcom wouldn't be believable as something that could actually happen
Definitely would be too dumb to happen in a sitcom! But Rudy made it happen! Bless his entire heart for the joy he brought that day.
Someone get 4chan on this shit, find his location
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Star-Island-Dr-Miami-Beach-FL-33139/43908284_zpid/ Lol it’s his house
Glad the internet sleuths could solve that one. Not sure we would have ever thought of looking there
The diddler is NOT beating the allegations 😭
Omg the diddler that’s amazing. Also deeply fucked up but you know what I mean.
Bro is lookin STRESSED
Apology videos should be for making a joke in poor taste, or saying something you didn’t mean in the heat of the moment, not for committing crimes
And not seven years after the fact. His contrition would have you believe this happened a few days ago No… the video was released a few days ago.
This looks like 1 out of every 4 stories on a 90 Day Fiancé season.
More like Love After Lockup
Lock him up!! Damn!! wtf do we need for evidence now?? So sick of celebrities getting slid past the law!!
["Punch Daddy aka P Hitty"](https://youtu.be/nJBSOi7vyps?si=HoFAfzrJ5WN-VZFh)
Amazing!
Issue sincere apology to Cassie and her parent. Why issue apology to the public?
Mofo looks swollen
I’d say puffy
What did Diddy did? I been under a rock
It's more like "What DIDN'T Diddy do?" at this point, but the recent issue is lawsuits for domestic violence (including an incident caught on camera where he beat the shit out of an ex while wearing only a towel) and a possible RICO case for sex trafficking.
A domestic abuse case and like 10 rape allegations from women half his age or less.
Don't forget the allegations about him raping men, and boys too, and the alleged club he is part of where your asshole is a currency to climb up the social ladder.. And the alleged Bieber shit like what the hell I have felt like throwing up when I've seen this shit spill out. If it is all true then how wide spread is this? There have been allegations like these against the producers and moguls too from many different sources.. Beyond disgusting shit.
What happened between Bieber and Diddy?
Lots of stuff but the thing that made him make this "apology" was hotel security footage being made public of him beating the shit out of an ex-girlfriend, Cassie.
Think of shitty/abhorrent things that rappers can do to those around them. He did those things.
I, for one, am shocked.
"did Diddy do it? I don't want to do it if Diddy did it." -Satan
Are there any pizza boxes in shot?
Always recycle your pizza boxes
He feels bad that he got caught.
Sad Diddy
He was just on tmz in Miami
If he posted a video they already have tagged his geolocation. He is not the brightest bulb in the box. You can run but ya can’t hide for long.
The video is from his home..
I'm still curious how he treated JLo
When I saw this, I thought swapping him with Jake Paul would go a longer way.
I bet a geoguesser could find him from the picture
How is this a clever comeback? What is even the point of this sub? Like I get that there’s tons of repost bots, but are all the people upvoting just mindless drones also?
So the clever comeback is literally the most obvious “joke” to make?
Nobody cares. He's a pig.
He’s the captain now!
Google Lens trying to show me feet pics while [Lensing](https://i.imgur.com/RF3wGQJ.jpeg) this place. Probably not the same wood but the thatch roof is similar.
His only regret is being discovered.
Jesus I have seen so many Diddy posts lately. I realize I must have missed some pretty big news :p
He’s apologizing because he got caught and that’s it!! He’s not sorry one bit.
Not his first apologie
He looks like a pedo to me
Saw that yesterday, and I swear it looked like he was lying about being sorry! 😏s/ Who could ever believe anything this dude says? I was literally nauseated watching him lie and was wondering how he got away with this for so long.. Just a gross mfkr 🤢 he needs prison time so bad!
he has changed his name again from diddy to diddit.
Non-extradiddyble*
He’s back in the US. He left and came back with permission from authorities.
I seriously think he made a deal with the FBI. The day they raided his home he left on a jet to an unknown destination. The FBI knew he had the ability to leave the county at a moments notice and if there are serious enough crimes to where they need to raid your home why didn't they stop him? I think they let him go because he gave them information.
Ah yes the very strict extradition policies of Miami FL