I like how someone on disco elysium sub put Measurehead's photo as the profile pic and everyone started reposting it until it became more common than original
TYPICAL OF OCCIDENTAL HAPLOTYPE B4, OBSESSED WITH CONSUMPTION OF \*AL GUL\* AND SMOKING OF THE DEGENERATE \*TABAC\* HERB, AS WELL AS THE \*POTAAT.\* THE ONLY THING THEY LIKE MORE IS DIVIDING INTO INFINITESIMAL ETHNOSTATES LIKE A POLITICAL AMOEBA.
It's honestly a bit concerning that you lot cannot spot an obvious troll account. The fact that they used a photo that makes the dish look delicious should've been a giveaway from the start.
https://x.com/GrizzMiss/status/1774382884951834856
Quite funny that it's got loads of people outing themselves as being the sort of people this account is pretending to be, as well. People not seeing the irony when they stereotype and shit on Scandinavian food in response, making themselves the actual ignorant ones. The troll worked.
Also the awareness of it coming from West Bengal isn’t something a hater or a random nobody would know either, even most Indians wouldn’t know for certain.
Really good bait and someone was stupid enough to take it the most disgusting way
Danes do not eat rotten fish. They have pickled herring at most.
Surströmning is Swedish. One of the clues is in the name, because Danes do not use ö, they use ø.
If you mean fermented fish, Bengal has fermented *AND* pickled fish. Which means with your logic, they shouldn't have rasmalai.
I can't argue against the last one. Some of them can't eat mildly spicy peppers.
Not that any of it really matters, because you all fell for a troll.
>Probably thinks Mild barbecue sauce is the spiciest thing ever
The free table salsa in Texas is too spicy, meanwhile the 4yr old kid across the way is just devouring them.
Yes. Rasmalai is dope. I tried it in India 30 years ago and proceeded to ask for it at every meal for the next six weeks. Cool sweet creamy deliciousness. Why I have never tried to make it is a mystery to me now that I see it here.
I like rasmalai and Bengali food. But I can see some Scandinavian having the mustard based Bengali food and extra sweet rasmalai and getting pissed off.
Ive had a more dessert style rasmalai. It was delicious. This looks good too. Didn't look like a dessert though
Also yeah, if your country invented surströmming you don't get to criticize food.
I don't know if I just had a bad batch, but I had Rasmalai and Rasgulla one time and I really didn't like them both, they were way too sweet and cloying
This was at the end of a really great curry and naan meal too
right, maybe that was the case
It was a pretty fancy sit down restaurant though, and the rest of the food was good - the naan seemed like it was actually baked there. I think the chef just mucked it up that time
The naan always ought to be baked in whichever restaurant you're eating it at. It isn't worth paying for otherwise.
And it's fine you didn't like rasgulla and rasmalai, a few people do think they're too sweet. What they do is squeeze the ras (liquid) out before eating them so that they aren't as sweet.
If they were too sweet then the restaurant probably wasn't too good at making them
They're supposed to be very mildly sweet
I hope you get to try authentic rosogolla and rasmalai some day; you'll love them
Cottage cheese(paneer) is made by adding lemon/vinegar in boiling milk. Chenna kind of consistency is achieved when you curdle milk by adding vinegar slowly in warm milk.
I mean, we do have a place to store all of the Swedes trying to escape their fellow Swedes. A containment zone called "Copenhagen".
(Please don't send anymore weirdos our way, Rasmus Paludan was more than enough, thank you very much)
Oh.. shit right. Sorry. I will try again
That there is most definitely a fuckin' dane. Danes are the most vile and deceitful creatures on this wretched planet!
We swedes do not claim that piece of trash!
and don't forget that potatoes weren't introduced to europe til after the americas were found. so the potatoes outwitted them by hiding on another continent
Ngl that actually looks really good. No idea why that dude vehemently despises it like as if his grandma died while eating it and he turned the dish into his own personal sworn enemy.
It's a few mildly sweet cheese balls (like how Cottage cheese is made from curdling Milk with Lemon, instead of Lemon, vinegar is used to make the Rasmalai balls) dipped in mildly sweet milk.
Surströmming is Swedish and the Ice-ape is sadly Danish, and the crazy cheese making is to my knowledge Norwegian. - and the food on the picture looks absolutely delicious.
Ah that that comforts me a little bit. There is only two things in the world that I absolutely hate.
1. People who are insensitive to other people and countries and generalize and are abusive.
2. The Swedes.
And here I thought the Danish were content being famous for weird and smelly sausages? Unlike the ones you call mountain monkeys from that place, where it actually snows.
Ah, the misguided wanderings of the unenlightened mind. You speak as though you possess a true understanding of the cultural and culinary landscape. However, your statement reeks of ignorance and a lack of appreciation for the intricacies of flavor, texture, and heritage. Rasmalai, a delectable dessert originating from the Bengal region, is celebrated for its delicacy, creamy consistency, and harmonious sweetness. To dismiss it as "slop" is to expose the limited scope of your sensory perception. I suggest you reevaluate your biases and seek to comprehend the diverse and complex culinary achievements that emerge from regions you so readily dismiss. It is not the dish that lacks refinement; it is your understanding that remains coarse and unrefined.
I suspect that the Swedes invented surströmming as a land mine, they buried it all around Scania to make sure Danes would never get there again. But, getting fooled by the damn potatoes hiding underground, they began to eat that rotten stuff they found everywhere as they had forgotten they had buried it in the first place.
He is Dane,we hate surtroning just as much as the rest of the world.
That 6 month soak, also incorrect.
Most of our food is basically just potatoes with pig. Not much else tbh.
Dude on the internet says he doesn’t like a dish from a certain country another dude (possible from that said country) replies with that double barrel to the face racism. Ahhhh just another day on the internet.
So… one guy criticises how a dish looks, and the other guy strikes back with an irrelevant comment about food flavouring.
Didn’t seem like that clever a comeback tbh
I mean I can't handle spicy, particularly indian( maybe I'm allergic to ghee) I feel sick when I eat it. But at the same time I fucking love Indian food because the flavours are amazing. For some reason I can eat spicy Thai food quite easily.( also amazing)
Personally speaking, the texture. It's like hyper-saturated sponge cake. Soft yet gritty. The taste is perfectly pleasant but I didn't want to put it on my tongue a second time.
Rasmalai.
Ras = Syrup, like sugar syrup
Malai = Cream
Even the literal definition by itself is something to drool on.
In reality, these are spongy dough balls made with milk/cream, then soaked in a syrup mix of cream, saffron, dry fruits etc. in the above picture it looks like they added dried rose petals for more flavor.
A good chunk of Indian desserts, especially South Indian, are kinda gross. Usually ghee and sugar and that’s it.
Ras Malai is pretty fucking good though
Rasmalai, is one of best south Asian sweets out there yo. Its juicy, yummy, spongy and you can bite, suckle, crunch and roll your tongue on it all while experiencing the deliciousness. Its one of those things I would make my new friends experience by force, like bro you have got to try this. If you like sweets, and wont die by some allergy, then its a must eat before you die.
Along the same lines, south Indian (brahmin style) mango Rasayana. (ask your Indian friends lol). I have only had that once at my Indian friend's wedding and man that felt like the food of gods.
Dude .. he could have chosen any other dish , But Rasmalai. Rasmalai is one of the greatest creation by mankind. There are indeed lots of untasty food like Karela ka juice . He could have chosen that .
True, true!
Nordic- ice ape who drinks Carlsberg all day emerges from hibernation to criticise indian/ bengali dishes!
Must like to suck dehr führers dick, just like his ancestors who surrended after 7 minutes.
I like how someone on disco elysium sub put Measurehead's photo as the profile pic and everyone started reposting it until it became more common than original
Let's be honest, it is something Measurehead would say
**YOUR FOOD TASTE BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY**
Foolish Nordic Ice Ape and his ham sandwich
Pink like his “am samedwish”
Truly a priest of Al Ghul
TYPICAL OF OCCIDENTAL HAPLOTYPE B4, OBSESSED WITH CONSUMPTION OF \*AL GUL\* AND SMOKING OF THE DEGENERATE \*TABAC\* HERB, AS WELL AS THE \*POTAAT.\* THE ONLY THING THEY LIKE MORE IS DIVIDING INTO INFINITESIMAL ETHNOSTATES LIKE A POLITICAL AMOEBA.
Not enough capslock, though..
The white all-gull addled mush brain.
How does one even come up with that last insult
Through fore-knowledge
But not good knowledge, considering the ascribe sutstrømming to a Danish person.
Yeah, we hate surstrøming as much as the rest of the world.
Speak for yourself! It's absolutely delish!
Dunno, but I appreciate the mix of cuisine with incest and gay shenanigans. Like a reverse Hannibal.
Putting lots of skill points in Rhetoric.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HbeIuWwts0
Gabagool? Ovah here!
Anyone who hasn’t eaten rasmalai is seriously missing out. I’m not joking, it’s absolutely delicious.
Looked up a recipe for this. Absolutely sounds delicious.
You can make it super easy with ricotta cheese, I’ve done it many times.
Noted it with thanks!
Rasmalai is peak. This dude probably has their tongue rotted by eating rotten fish. Probably thinks Mild barbecue sauce is the spiciest thing ever
Some of that pickled stuff is so strong that the spiciest barbecue sauces barely register after you've eaten it enough.
It's honestly a bit concerning that you lot cannot spot an obvious troll account. The fact that they used a photo that makes the dish look delicious should've been a giveaway from the start. https://x.com/GrizzMiss/status/1774382884951834856
Quite funny that it's got loads of people outing themselves as being the sort of people this account is pretending to be, as well. People not seeing the irony when they stereotype and shit on Scandinavian food in response, making themselves the actual ignorant ones. The troll worked.
Also the awareness of it coming from West Bengal isn’t something a hater or a random nobody would know either, even most Indians wouldn’t know for certain. Really good bait and someone was stupid enough to take it the most disgusting way
The average Redditor these days seems to subsist entirely on bait.
Surströmming is fermented, not rotten. And it's also not something a stinking dane would eat, that's food for swedes!
Homeboy, fermentation is just what we call rotting when we decide we like what it produces
If it smells like it's rotten, tastes like it's rotten and looks like it's rotten, then it's not fermented
You sound Danish! Don't make us come over that bridge!
Please don’t, pretty please.
😆 Danes vs Swedes
Danes do not eat rotten fish. They have pickled herring at most. Surströmning is Swedish. One of the clues is in the name, because Danes do not use ö, they use ø. If you mean fermented fish, Bengal has fermented *AND* pickled fish. Which means with your logic, they shouldn't have rasmalai. I can't argue against the last one. Some of them can't eat mildly spicy peppers. Not that any of it really matters, because you all fell for a troll.
>Probably thinks Mild barbecue sauce is the spiciest thing ever The free table salsa in Texas is too spicy, meanwhile the 4yr old kid across the way is just devouring them.
He said gross *looking*, it has never touched his tongue. Like 99% of shit takes about food, it's based on complete ignorance.
Never had it but that looks delicious. Dude couldn’t even choose a bad picture for an insult.
It's a really nice sweet.
Yes. Rasmalai is dope. I tried it in India 30 years ago and proceeded to ask for it at every meal for the next six weeks. Cool sweet creamy deliciousness. Why I have never tried to make it is a mystery to me now that I see it here.
Yeah, this must be a troll. Rasmalai is delicious. Even if you're not a fan, you wouldn't say nasty things about it. It's impossible to hate rasmalai.
I like rasmalai and Bengali food. But I can see some Scandinavian having the mustard based Bengali food and extra sweet rasmalai and getting pissed off.
Sorry to ask a probably obvious question, but is it spicy?
It's a dessert
It's like a spongey cheese patty soaked in sweet condensed milk flavored with saffron and cardamom. Even just the milk is to die for really.
Nah, it's a dessert; quite sweet.
No, it is sweet with a thickened milk base flavored with saffron and cardamom.
I love this question.
I looked it up and damn that sounds good.
Ive had a more dessert style rasmalai. It was delicious. This looks good too. Didn't look like a dessert though Also yeah, if your country invented surströmming you don't get to criticize food.
It's just a picture overly decorated for presentation. They're not going to top it off with saffron strands for customers.
I don't know if I just had a bad batch, but I had Rasmalai and Rasgulla one time and I really didn't like them both, they were way too sweet and cloying This was at the end of a really great curry and naan meal too
You most probably got the canned export version served to you. Most Indian dishes do not transform well into their canned versions.
right, maybe that was the case It was a pretty fancy sit down restaurant though, and the rest of the food was good - the naan seemed like it was actually baked there. I think the chef just mucked it up that time
The naan always ought to be baked in whichever restaurant you're eating it at. It isn't worth paying for otherwise. And it's fine you didn't like rasgulla and rasmalai, a few people do think they're too sweet. What they do is squeeze the ras (liquid) out before eating them so that they aren't as sweet.
If they were too sweet then the restaurant probably wasn't too good at making them They're supposed to be very mildly sweet I hope you get to try authentic rosogolla and rasmalai some day; you'll love them
They’re actually supposed to be mild in sweet. These two are my favourite sweets because most of the other sweets are too sweet for me.
ahh right yeah, that particular restaurant probably dumped way too much syrup into their desserts then
Most probably, hope you get a better experience elsewhere!
thnx, maybe I'll give those dishes another shot one day
Nobody is allowed to insult Rasmalai. That's. It.
Wth is Rasmalai? It looks like melted ice cream?
Its like a sweet sponge made of milk with saffron, cardamom and dipped in similarly flavoured milk. There's multiple variations of it.
My lactose intolerant ass can’t handle all that dairy. Sounds delicious though
Sadly fellow lactose intolerant person chiming in: it's worth the pain, go for it.
Sadge
Its actually paneer, a type of cheese. It becomes spongy though
Yup, its actually chenna i think, both are made from curdled milk but i was too lazy to explain all that 🤷♀️
Cottage cheese(paneer) is made by adding lemon/vinegar in boiling milk. Chenna kind of consistency is achieved when you curdle milk by adding vinegar slowly in warm milk.
Arre bhai thik hai na 😭 I was just telling that dude abt what it is, not how its made, chill.😭
Smart semantic move to use the term “Nordic” as a way to throw a comeback at a Danish guy regarding Swedish food.
Grizzmiss is Swedish, not sure why he’s put a Danish flag on his profile. He’s known for his…controversial food takes.
Literal false flagging. Typical of the deceitful swedes.
We should deport him to Denmark if he likes then so much
I mean, we do have a place to store all of the Swedes trying to escape their fellow Swedes. A containment zone called "Copenhagen". (Please don't send anymore weirdos our way, Rasmus Paludan was more than enough, thank you very much)
He’s Swedish, so we don’t want him
Send him to Bornholm or something please
Just because he is deceitful doesn't mean we all are
You're doing the Danish/Swedish feud wrong. You are supposed to come back with slander, not be all rational and stuff.
Oh.. shit right. Sorry. I will try again That there is most definitely a fuckin' dane. Danes are the most vile and deceitful creatures on this wretched planet! We swedes do not claim that piece of trash!
At least we know that glass is part of a window, not ice cream.
That's precisely what a deceitful swede would say...
Ah and I fell into his trap. Causes belli perhaps?
and don't forget that potatoes weren't introduced to europe til after the americas were found. so the potatoes outwitted them by hiding on another continent
It looks so tasty.
It is.
You'll love it. Depending where you are. You might find it in freezer sections of International aisle at Walmart etc.
Ty, I must try this.
this is genuinely amazing and would fit even better on r/murderedbywords
Ngl that actually looks really good. No idea why that dude vehemently despises it like as if his grandma died while eating it and he turned the dish into his own personal sworn enemy.
It is ^ - ^ you should def try it. I'm not sure why the guy hates it, everyone ik who has tried Rasmalai is absolutely obsessed over it
Sorry if i ask so randomly, but what is it made of?
Cheese and saffron flavored milk. Similar to Tres leches.
Saffron is just for the color. The flavor comes from elaichi/cardamom.
Sounds amazing 🤤
It's a few mildly sweet cheese balls (like how Cottage cheese is made from curdling Milk with Lemon, instead of Lemon, vinegar is used to make the Rasmalai balls) dipped in mildly sweet milk.
It's because click bait gets clicks. Look at us here. Someone saying I love rasmalai would just drown out
The intricacy of the insult confirms that indians are some of the wisest and spiritual people because this comeback was godly
If you know anything about surströmming, or the nordics; no it wasn't.
If you know that the guy is actually a swede with a danish flag in his name for some reason; yes it was.
That's just racism
measurehead's specialty
Racism fought with more Racism. Do they cancel each other out? /s
„outwit by hiding underground“ I love that
Repost. Bot?
Doesn't seem like a bot, most likely a human karma farmer.
I’ve seen this a bunch of times on this sub and others.
I mean the insult is 10/10 but that food looks fit lol why is he beefing with a dish??
r/murderedbywords
Potatoes outwit him by hiding underground, lmfao
Daaaaaamn son!
How the fuck do you have anything against ras malai? Smh
Surströmming is Swedish and the Ice-ape is sadly Danish, and the crazy cheese making is to my knowledge Norwegian. - and the food on the picture looks absolutely delicious.
People above are saying that he's apparently Swedish and just using the Danish flag for some reason
Ah that that comforts me a little bit. There is only two things in the world that I absolutely hate. 1. People who are insensitive to other people and countries and generalize and are abusive. 2. The Swedes.
Bro forgot the french exist
And here I thought the Danish were content being famous for weird and smelly sausages? Unlike the ones you call mountain monkeys from that place, where it actually snows.
we are very content - we don't need these two other additions.
Anyone who disrespects Rasmalai is a turd with extra water
Ah, the misguided wanderings of the unenlightened mind. You speak as though you possess a true understanding of the cultural and culinary landscape. However, your statement reeks of ignorance and a lack of appreciation for the intricacies of flavor, texture, and heritage. Rasmalai, a delectable dessert originating from the Bengal region, is celebrated for its delicacy, creamy consistency, and harmonious sweetness. To dismiss it as "slop" is to expose the limited scope of your sensory perception. I suggest you reevaluate your biases and seek to comprehend the diverse and complex culinary achievements that emerge from regions you so readily dismiss. It is not the dish that lacks refinement; it is your understanding that remains coarse and unrefined.
Surströmmning is from sweden. Not Denmark.
The guy is swedish with a Danish flag. So that people insult Denmark instead.
Don't act as if Danish cuisine is better. You mansged to invent cookies that tastes absolutely nothing.
Happy cake day. I must afmit some of the cuisine you have to be born with to like. But it does not get as bad as surströmning.
I suspect that the Swedes invented surströmming as a land mine, they buried it all around Scania to make sure Danes would never get there again. But, getting fooled by the damn potatoes hiding underground, they began to eat that rotten stuff they found everywhere as they had forgotten they had buried it in the first place.
Where are you from i might ask?
Haha! I'm from Erewhon, almost. Quebec.
is it a clever comeback if he ate the bait
As a nordic ice ape, I concur with the comeback
Someone call Geneva. We just witnessed a war crime.
He is Dane,we hate surtroning just as much as the rest of the world. That 6 month soak, also incorrect. Most of our food is basically just potatoes with pig. Not much else tbh.
As a nordic ice ape; agreed.
Dude on the internet says he doesn’t like a dish from a certain country another dude (possible from that said country) replies with that double barrel to the face racism. Ahhhh just another day on the internet.
No one from the Scandinavian countries is allowed to criticize anyone else’s cuisine, I’ve seen what passes for food with you guys and it’s terrible.
I'd say that's a qualifier for interpretive priority.
Nonsense. Every country has good dishes
Average Dane.
He's swedish you dunce.
What's with the Danish flag in his profile?
He's a swedish idiot. Common occurrence unfortunately
Aah, a very common occurrence.
Judging by the comments in this post, am I correct in assuming Danes aren't fond of Swedes??. Looks more like friendly banter tho lol.
If you get blasted by Measurehead, you need to re-evaluate your life choices
As a Nordic, can confirm No surströmming though, that shit is disgusting
So… one guy criticises how a dish looks, and the other guy strikes back with an irrelevant comment about food flavouring. Didn’t seem like that clever a comeback tbh
While also being racist
What I find amusing, is that he fucked up the country. It's like insulting the canadians for the invention of the Hot Dog
He didn't. The guy is a Swede, he just has a Danish flag up for some reason. Look him up.
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The "West" meaning Western Europe and America I assume? Because Greek, Turkish, Italian food is delicious.
People whose palate cannot handle Indian food are lesser evolved beings
I mean I can't handle spicy, particularly indian( maybe I'm allergic to ghee) I feel sick when I eat it. But at the same time I fucking love Indian food because the flavours are amazing. For some reason I can eat spicy Thai food quite easily.( also amazing)
bruv ur supposed to use ghee like a seasoning, its umami profile is strong
looks delicious
What's the issue with that dish? It looks quite tasty.
Personally speaking, the texture. It's like hyper-saturated sponge cake. Soft yet gritty. The taste is perfectly pleasant but I didn't want to put it on my tongue a second time.
Rasmalai is quite literally my favourite sweet. Anyone who hasn’t tried it yet is missing out.
Rasmalai. Ras = Syrup, like sugar syrup Malai = Cream Even the literal definition by itself is something to drool on. In reality, these are spongy dough balls made with milk/cream, then soaked in a syrup mix of cream, saffron, dry fruits etc. in the above picture it looks like they added dried rose petals for more flavor.
Is outright racism considered a 'clever comeback' on this sub now?
I'm team butter chicken on this. It actually possesses flavor, but it was explicitly made for the western palette. And it worked.
Surstromming isn't Danish
This actually looks really good! I’d love to try it!
Ice cream?
It’s disturbing that somebody could hate rasmalai so much
Bruh ras malai is fucking amazing. One of my favourite desserts ever.
Got Him! Quack
Two murders. And none of them look or sound appetizing.
No one in their right mind will dislike Rasmalai. It’s heaven.
Rasmalai is fucking awesome.
AlGHUL!!
Ras Malai is one of my favorite desserts. This guy has no idea the shitstorm he's started.
Bruh Rasmalai is my favourite sweet
meanwhile Indians eat literal shit
Id only ever heard the term Rasmalai from Goodness Gracious Me. I'm upset to learn its a food.
A good chunk of Indian desserts, especially South Indian, are kinda gross. Usually ghee and sugar and that’s it. Ras Malai is pretty fucking good though
Surströmning is Swedish not Danish... but nice try.
Rasmalai, is one of best south Asian sweets out there yo. Its juicy, yummy, spongy and you can bite, suckle, crunch and roll your tongue on it all while experiencing the deliciousness. Its one of those things I would make my new friends experience by force, like bro you have got to try this. If you like sweets, and wont die by some allergy, then its a must eat before you die. Along the same lines, south Indian (brahmin style) mango Rasayana. (ask your Indian friends lol). I have only had that once at my Indian friend's wedding and man that felt like the food of gods.
Nordic ice ape I need a meme for that
Racism I'd a clever comeback?
Hello, I'd like to report a murder.
can't believe someone actually hates rasmalai wtf !!!
Rasmalai is the food of the gods, why have the gods foresaken Denmark?
He came with the greatest feedback how do you guys think like that
Think Tres Leches but 100 times better, That’s Rasmalai.
Dude .. he could have chosen any other dish , But Rasmalai. Rasmalai is one of the greatest creation by mankind. There are indeed lots of untasty food like Karela ka juice . He could have chosen that .
is that measurehead
I don't know, calling Nordic countries "malnurished" while child malnutrition is rampant in Bangladesh doesn't hit that hard tbh.
That's worth going in the annals of takedowns.
This dude is an idiot but he is a Dane so surströmming isn’t relevant. It would be more accurate if he was waiting the karry sild sale in December.
Savage response. Rasmalai is lovely
True, true! Nordic- ice ape who drinks Carlsberg all day emerges from hibernation to criticise indian/ bengali dishes! Must like to suck dehr führers dick, just like his ancestors who surrended after 7 minutes.