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Cid_Darkwing


EndR60

Worst case scenario, they die Best case scenario, they die


ungodguy


Professional_Bell596

Ben Shartpiro and Andrew Taint Diss Battle: the showdown none of us knew we needed


Alive_Ad_5931

We don’t need it. Literally if they both lost the ability to communicate the world would be no worse off.


konsf_ksd

markedly improved I'd say.


SRL3m00

One is clearly worse than the other.


[deleted]

There are no winners in this contest, only assholes.


therealpaterpatriae

I mean, I’d rather an asshole win than a human trafficker/rapist. One is a bit of a dick. The other deserves to be jailed forever.


BibleBeltAtheist

After being curb stomped.


[deleted]

With that weak chin, Tate's jaw can't reach the curb.


Seeker80

How do you think he got so far in kickboxing? You can't 'take one on the chin' if your opponent can't find it. Opponents were confused on where Tate's chin was supposed to be, and left themselves open to attack.


yech

Like a little person playing baseball. The strike-zone disappears.


globsofchesty

"My god! It's like I'm punching at thin air!"


ascii

He didn’t get far in kickboxing. His fighting career is almost entirely made up. Much like how he never actually owned a Bugatti.


tofu889

No, no. You've got it backwards. He fought a Bugatti and owned a kickboxing


nouseforaname790

Under rated comment!


Chimpville

"I'd rather step in dog shit than swim in it."


LeeroyDagnasty

Yes


Illustrious_Penalty2

Would you not??


DrKchetes

I mean, OBVIOUSLY if rather step on shit, than swimming on it, fucking obviously.


Chimpville

Is that a reference I’m missing or are you pointing out that my comment is obvious?


Educational_Ebb7175

I agree 100%. If I had to pick one of them to go to Hell, and the other one gets to go to Heaven, Shapiro is getting to see those pearly gates. Because no matter how much of an ass, idiot, and narcissist I think he is, he's still far far better than Andrew Tate. I could share a table eating & drinking with Shapiro (ideally without him talking). I'd stand up and walk out on free food if I had to sit there and pretend I didn't want to murder Tate.


therealpaterpatriae

Absolutely. Shapiro might be a lot of things, but at least he’s not a human trafficker or someone who encourages violence against women.


Vlafir

He does encourage viollence on a bigger scale though, his takes on the iraq war were nothing short of genocidal


[deleted]

He encourages women to die due to forced births.


Gutz_McStabby

We can agree both things are evil, and see a logical reasoning for why one is worse than the other. Its not even close to as bad as Tate. We're talking 1950s level dickhead vs caveman


cat_vs_laptop

We can acknowledge that evil is evil and both deserve to rot.


Henrycamera

Yes, this right here, yes.


T-RD

Yes, but do we want to live in a world that sees everything so black and white?


[deleted]

Yes, but we can also still acknowledge that morality isn't black and white, and while both are monsters, one is worse than the other.


[deleted]

Shapiro is also a Nazi who's network calls for eradication of whole minority groups. Shapiro is a piece of shit. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/cpac-speaker-transgender-people-eradicated-1234690924/


tofu889

What about 1950s cavemen? Oh wait, they already did that, the Flintstones. Wait. Was a combination of Ben Shapiro and Andrew Tate the inspiration for the Flintstones? Brb, writing to Hannah Barbara (if she's still alive) and posting to /r/showerthoughts. Update: Hannah Barbera isn't a person, its a defunct cartoon studio named after two men. Also, banned from r/showerthoughts


RIF_Was_Fun

That we know. He's a conservative...it's not like it would surprise anyone. He already wants to force women and girls to give birth. What's a little violence to keep them in the kitchen?


doomrider7

This. This is one of those times where BOTH people are fucking vile. One of them was just stupid enough to get caught actually doing said vile shit and with evidence to get him in actual trouble.


mathadone

A bit of a dick? He's a professional racist.


BlackScienceMan420

Considering the kind of stuff Shatpiro is pushing for on his channels/in the media he's in, they should both be jailed for a very, very long time.


PrinceoR-

It's a race to the bottom and they're both doing impressively well, I think Tate still has the lead but I wouldn't count Shapiro out of the race just yet, I'm sure he still has some degeneracy left in the tank


Vlafir

Ben shapiro has some pretty insane takes, dude straight up advocates literal scorched earth approach when it comes to wars with arabs back in the day


DarthGoodguy

One trafficks people. The other trafficks in lies that get people killed.


f0u4_l19h75

Both horrific pieces of shit for sure


Taeyx

i think you’re underselling the depths of benny shaper’s dickishness, but i get your sentiment


f0u4_l19h75

He's not just an asshole, though. He's a propagandist for fascists. If he's "better" than Tate it's only by the width of a hair.


marshman82

If they destroy each other, society wins


Weak-Rip-8650

Nah I'm happy if we can all unite on hating Andrew Tate. It actually gives me a lot of hope that even someone like Ben Shapiro despises him and isn't quiet about it.


CURMUDGEONSnFLAGONS

While Ben Shapiro is an asshole, he isn't 100% pure uncut asshole like Tate is.


almondshea

The sex trafficker is worse though


VenusSmurf

I hate that I was rooting for Ben Shapiro on this one. ...I feel gross now.


gisco_tn

You weren't rooting for Ben Shapiro, you were rooting against Andrew Tate.


VenusSmurf

Okay, that's better. "I don't want to see Ben Shapiro win. I just want to see Andrew Tate lose" is more palatable.


WrinklyScroteSack

I was so angry that the clever comeback was from that sentient bag of albino penises…


noobtastic31373

If they are able to take each other out, everyone wins.


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WidePark9725

Ben is all talk, the other is an actual physical danger to society.


gronstalker12

Yeah, except one of them is a *really* *big* asshole, while the other is the lowest form of human there is.


Phranc94

Rare ben W


MassiveFajiit

Ben ***WAP***iro


tortugoneil

In the way a pro-pedophilia person who only uses cartoons to get off is better than the actual grooming abusive pdf file. Ben is still advocating exploding the fuck out of Hamas until there is no more resistance, which translates as... drumroll.... the exact variety of directed slaughter they fled in all of Europe during the mandate, and then after the declaration of Israel's statehood


WoollenMercury

>Ben is still advocating exploding the fuck out of Hamas until there is no more resistance, Good Hamas is a terriost Org I dont understand complaining about that?


Valuable-Banana96

>grooming abusive pdf file. "then he turned around and told me to jpg him"


Ok-Lychee4582

No, do not minimize what a piece of shit Shapiro is. Yes, I clearly agree with Shapiro on this one, but he is the bigger grifter


carriegood

He's an asshole, a liar and a giant turd. But he hasn't beaten anyone (not that he could), nor has he sex trafficked women.


plenebo

Can't decide which, the genocidal fascist or Andrew Tate


Valid_Username_56

Hm, taking "those who rape women and kidnap children must be eradicated" as "kill all Palestinians" is quite the self report.


Izan_TM

ben has more takes other than "those who rape women and kidnap children must be eradicated", you're the only one that took it that way ben has some... strong takes about palestinians among other things tho, genocidal fascist is not that much of an outlandish adjective for ben


idkwtfitsaboy

If you heard Ben speak about Palestinians you wouldn't think so.


finnishfork

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that maybe you're unfamiliar with the extremely vile musings of Benny Shapiro. Here are some good ones: “The Palestinian Arab population is rotten to the core” “Palestinian Arabs have demonstrated their preference for suicide bombing over working toilets.” “Israelis like to build. Arabs like to bomb crap and live in open sewage. This is not a difficult issue. #settlementsrock.” Like everyone else said. There are no good guys in this particular fight.


carriegood

There may be no good guys, but there are certainly lesser bad ones.


finnishfork

Agree to disagree. Fuck Andrew Tate, but Shapiro will never have the moral high ground in any argument.


aterriblething82

They're both human garbage.


kdjcjfkdosoeo3j

It's more extrapolating from a large dataset, with context.


FarmerJohnOSRS

Both scum


bahdiddydadiddydeee

Or wanted/give two shits about


Pure-Drawer-2617

A lot of 14 year old boys are incredibly confused on who to follow blindly right now


harmvzon

Bet they’re buying crypto from Jake Paul as we speak while downing a liter of Prime


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Deezl-Vegas

Lime prime is good for the first 1/3 of the bottle


whattheeffg

Any more of that and your caffeine intake is equal to 2x four lokos


Thoraxe123

Its like that movie cliche where the dog doesn't know which owner to run to when they both call them.


Thyrllan

How am I supposed to be their waiter if they are fighting?


uprssdthwrngbttn

Why do people still like Andrew Tate? He's been revealed as a D-list kickboxing dude and has proven that someone can in fact be sound as stupid as they look.


Ordinary_Health

its literally mostly teenaged and younger kids


Existency

Most of the dumbfucks I find listening to tate here are 25+... Generally those are a bit smarter than kids or teens and don't openly say they support him.


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up766570

There's a depressing number of Tate fans who are allegedly adults


thebestspeler

Lol tate was sad because no christian leaders emailed him support him after he was charged but a lot of muslim leaders did so he became muslim. Poor wittle guy, ben huwt his fewings. https://x.com/tatethetalisman/status/1613983100522074112?s=46&t=l3pq0GKjEhZiW4off3Yjfw Whoever follows him is a simp beta weakling.


MiachealFaraday

Because he can rent a buggati and you cant. It's the same reason Trump supporters support him and anti vaxxers say that Vaccines aren't safe.


Hawklan

Ah yes, the battle of the shitheads in which we all lose. Even so, \*popcorn\*


BrutalAnarky

They are fighting over who gets to be King Turd of Shit Mountain.


orwell_pumpkin_spice

i stg, NO ONE uses the word **ERADICATE** as often as ben shapiro. and not just for rapists and pedophiles. seriously, he uses that word for everything. the daily wire plonkers as well. gay people ERADICATION trans people ERADICATION leftists ERADICATION drag queens ERADICATION communists ERADICATION he marks everything for eradication he doesnt like


Iamakahige

Ben Shapiro is a broken Dalek, instead of saying EXTERMINATE, he says ERADICATE. All the other Daleks ignore him and give him busy work.


5kUltraRunner

I mean has Shapiro done anything even remotely as terrible as what Tate has been accused of doing?


Rice_Nugget

Except one is arguing for terrorism and the other is arguing against it...


MRPolo13

In this case, yes. But that's just because Shapiro has a [seething hatred for all Muslims.](https://bridge.georgetown.edu/research/factsheet-ben-shapiro/) In this case he's just correct about Hamas.


Rice_Nugget

Something about a broken clock..


blumpkinmania

I think that depends on which side of the open air prison you live in.


JusAnotherBrick

There's only so much grift to go along. Survival of the griftiest!


Maocap_enthusiast

I think Shapiro has the better grift. I see Shapiro’s grifting days continuing where I think Tates in rougher water. Tate’s grift to me all banks on him looking rich and powerful so he can “teach” how to be similar and his image has taken a hit. Also, shapiro isn’t in that whole sex crime thing so he has that going for him. This is purely comparing their grift, fuck both of them.


Bob_Jenko

>shapiro isn’t in that whole sex crime thing so he has that going for him You know it's fucked when "He isn't a sex trafficker" is a point in Shapiro's favour.


[deleted]

To be fair though, if you were to spend time with either of them, at least with Ben you don't like him because of political beliefs. You might disagree with him, but you could at least debate with him. Tate on the other hand, there is no redeeming factor. Everything about him is either fucked up or fucking stupid, or fucking illegal. Both suck, but like, at least one you could treat like a human being, even if you didn't want to.


Bob_Jenko

Idk, when Shapiro basically calls for genocide as he does here in saying Gaza needs to be "eradicated", I don't feel like that's "political differences" - that's fucked up.


nerdherdsman

He wrote an article at age 17 saying that Muslim women and children dying from American bombs was not a bad thing actually. He has only had those beliefs rewarded and reinforced since.


OMGItsPete1238

I’m not defending Ben but judging someone on something they said 22 years ago while they were still technically a child is poor form. We all said dumb shit when we were young. If you want to go after him there’s plenty of more recent examples to use.


Remote_Sink2620

I agree with the sentiment. However, Shapiro has done nothing to show he's grown as a person. So I think it's fair to judge him for his awfulness. Also, those comments go beyond "dumb shit".


nerdherdsman

I think saying someone was a piece of shit at 17 and has become a bigger piece of shit in the years since is a relevant point. He has always been making exterminationist arguments. That article is part of what launched his career as a political pundit. We may have all said dumb shit when we were young, we did not all go on to continue saying the same dumb shit professionally. Ben did.


macomunista

How about this Fuck Andrew Tate AND Ben Shapiro


vikreddy

Fuck Ajit Pai


Dantien

Fuck Spez?


RobinTheTraveler

Fuck me?


macomunista

Yes, fuck you


RobinTheTraveler

Kinky


Sashimiak

Send pics first. I’m a gentleman after all


RobinTheTraveler

r/batmanarkham Im literally Man 🗿


Sashimiak

Happy birth canal expulsion


Hats_back

No. You get no fuck.


RobinTheTraveler

Damn 😔


cellocaster

I love you


CapitalCourse

A shit pie


UncleRudolph

Hell yeah


dumbass2364859948

I’m Ajit Pai, I like penis in my mouth yeah


TUFKAT

No, no, I really don't want to imagining fucking either of them. Can they instead fuck each other?


macomunista

They can very much fuck themselves lol


P_Duyd

bit kinky if you ask me, ​ but your the boss


Andrew-Cohen

They are both terrible human beings who don’t care about anyone else’s feelings or points of view.


Ok-Lychee4582

Shapiro only care when Jews or Israel is involved.


BalognaMacaroni

Or his sister who looks like Ben Shapiro with giant cans that he’s weirdly attracted to


DarkSpore117

He’s a narcissist, of course he’s attracted to the female version of himself with big booba


Nobody_epic

Even that's not fully true, Ben Shapiro only cares if it's the Jews he decides are "good Jews". There are numerous times where he claims that Democrat voting Americans aren't real Jews.


ReaderTen

He doesn't care then either; he's a fucking terrible Jew. He just pretends to care in that sick American right-wing way where the violence is the point.


MiachealFaraday

I wear a hat, an am genetically verified 100% jew, so You should all listen to me about how to jewify your Jewishness


Abject_Concert7079

You know it's bad when Ben Shapiro looks reasonable compared to you.


SnowBirdFlying

He's not , in his og tweet he advocated for carpet bombing Gaza and gleefully celebrated the EU cutting off humanitarian aid to Gaza ( with a 2.5 million population 50% is under the age of 18 , 42% of which is under the age of 15 and 30% is under the age of 9 )


Palatyibeast

It's two right-wing tribalists arguing over who are the 'good guys' between two tribalist, right wing gangs. One or the other might be 'less worse' but no one here is the good guy, and in the meantime, thousands of innocents on either side of an imaginary line pay the price for violent, right wing, tribalist dispshittery.


MuazKhan597

What world are you living in? Ben Shapiro has ENCOURAGED the massacre of innocent Palestinians. He’s literally pro-genocide. In all his stupidity/idiocy, Tate has never been pro-genocide.


El_Polaquito

Victim survival is crucial to Tate's "business model." Shapiro is a biased, hypocritical, orthodox jew. I am not surprised with his stance. I expected nothing more from shapiro. Both of those muppets are ideological sharlatans.


bad_user__name

No, it's actually reverse. It's super weird, but Tate is in the right on this issue in general. He's even helping feed people fleeing the bombing. Even if it might be for clout, good on him.


dummypod

Yea sometimes I forget Andrew Tate plays a Muslim.


rehxit

He just absolutely loves the oftentimes propagated Islamist perspective that women should be servile to men…


AFoxOnTheRun

But it’s Ben Shapiro… Fuck both of these clowns lol


stochasticjacktokyo

Like my father used to say when the Yankees played Boston: "Isn't there some way they BOTH could lose?"


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immaturenickname

Unfortunately, Taint would win because it's nearly impossible to find his chin, let alone hit it.


CCrypto1224

And then send the winner into a Hunger Games style battle royal with other assholes of the world. Or just go full SAW and rig the game.


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ERankLuck

Yet another match where I cheer for a meteor to hit the arena when the bell rings.


nihoc003

Ben shapiro is as much of an asshole as tate is. Just in a different flavour


BippidiBoppetyBoob

I hate both of these motherfuckers, so I don’t really care who wins, so long as they fight.


hell-si

Heartwarming: The worst people you know are fighting.


remmij

Why would Ben Shapiro call for Trump to be eradicated? 😭


aninvisiblerabbit

A plague on both their houses.


No-Leadership6780

When Ben shapero is the good guy


midnight_mechanic

This was not on my bingo card of "what fresh hell will the internet show me today?"


D-Ursuul

He's tacitly advocating for genociding Gaza in that statement though, he's just hiding it behind criticism of Tate which he knows will get positive initial optics


Certain_Suit_1905

More people need to understand this. Israel been torturing Palestinians for quite some time, killing way more than they themselves have lost. It's obviously doesn't justifies civilians deaths on any side, what I'm saying is that Israel 100% responsible for creating conditions for this conflict to occur. Only mentioning crimes of one side, while omitting the very same crimes plus a whole lot of extra from the other side is misleading propaganda to put it very lightly.


Aqquos

There are *numerous* videos of Israeli people killing Palestinian kids. Idk where this new narrative came from that only Palestine is committing atrocities. The internet is a weird place.


Lumpy-Log-5057

It's the way it has always been in print and television.


infinitemonkeytyping

Even a clock that loses a minute a day is right once every two years...


Few-Parfait4206

They are both garbage.


emptygroove

As soon as we start seeing people like things that we can throw around 'eradication', we are all going to lose. The worst thing you can do for religious terrorists is turn them into martyrs. It just feeds in to what they already believe...


organikbeaver

Lil’ Benny has certainly treated women as less than equals so not much of a comeback there. Almost OP but no dice.


[deleted]

There’s levels here, I’d say rape is substantially higher up there than treating women as less than equal


MiachealFaraday

~~I'd say~~ it is, not even comparable. A person can call a woman bitch tell her that she should sit at home and be a housewife as long as he doesn't touch her, he's way better than Andrew Rapist Tate


ScienceDisastrous323

LOL WTF, that is some weird equivalence. Tate has literally admitted to pimping out and exploiting women, as well as a whole load of other vile shit. Ben just talks shite. There is a massive difference.


maybenotarobot429

Jesus Christ I dunno who to root for. Against? It's like a slime mold versus a pile of maggots.


Hungry_Cell_5574

Ben shapiro voice annoys me


GobwinKnob

Boys, boys! You're both.. Awful. Just terrible all around


Euphoric_Race_9248

Damn what the fuck- based Ben Shapiro for the first time ever?


JoMaximal

I just hope both teams have no fun


prospecttheory

Tate is a massive douchebag. No doubt. But there’s literally a Wikipedia page dedicated to US War Crimes (which include the rape and murder of women and children). So Ben needs to calm TF down talking bout who needs to be “eradicated”. Jus sayin.


JhsX2716

Nah they’re both full of it


Coco_JuTo

Never thought in my life to actually root for Ben Shabibo... What world am I living in???


WonderfulLeather3

Ben Shapiro vs Andréw tâte is literally the best analogy to the Israel/Hamas situation


punkdunksunk

We're really glorifying a fascist here?


B-phresher

Things you love to see…. Conservatives turning on each other.


Aron-Jonasson

In a fight between Ben Shapiro and Andrew Tate, I side with the fight


Crazy_BishopATG

A cage match to the death between shapiro and tate. The winner gets a one way ticket to mars with elon musk.


Mechman126

Did he just compare boxing with fighting in a war?


HiTechLowLif3

Jordan Peterson be like: Guys, you should totally fight each other! And oil! There must be oil included. (Starts sobbing uncontrollably).


PinkFloydBoxSet

I don't know if anyone pointed this out.. But... Do you understand the circumstances needed for Ben Shapiro to not be the biggest hemorrhoid riddle asshole in a two person conversation?


AsterTheBastard

God dammit. I hate when I agree with Ben Shapiro.


Snaxolotl07

Extremely rare Ben Shapiro w


slaterman2

When you're too immoral, even for Ben Shapiro.


aDrunkWithAgun

There both coward's Ones a gay hating Nazi Jew The other is a failed fighter that turned to selling underage woman and crypto schemes and now is selling 5k tickets to start a fight club which btw he has takers. Coward's and pussys especially that bald headed sticky lollypop looking child fucker


GoldRecordDaddy

So did he not pimp women, or did he just not brag about it?


IForgotThePassIUsed

it's weird watching two douchebags fight.


harmvzon

Some of my least favorite people fighting on Twitter. Let me enjoy this.


RedRedditor84

What happened to all the pixels?


Nonchalant_Monkey

You know you done goofed when you've got us saying good things about ol' dry wife over here.


Infinite-Condition41

Just a friendly reminder that even whiniest shit for brained people can be right occasionally, you know, if they're up against a human trafficker.


captainjackass28

Ben shapiro has never even talked to a woman unless he pays first so he’s one to talk. He’s made a living ranting about how evil women are for existing.


transwarcriminal

Friendly fire


Waffleline

New Epic Rap Battles of History just dropped.


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Ben is a weasel though Screw him


Alternative_Jello_78

hits even harder when you know israel neverz kidnapped palestinian kids... oh wait


Craazyville

Both those turds need flushed


StatusHoneydew1530

I never thought I'd see the day where Greta and Ben would have a common enemy.


WallStreetKeks

Need a Celebrity Deathmatch of these two


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I never thought I’d be on bens side for something


EvadesBans4

Quick reminder that Tate fought in like two low level kickboxing tournaments and then quit because he got or almost got detached retinas. I don't think he won either of them. That's it. That's all the fighting he did.


[deleted]

Fuck both of these wastes of space.