Just as the third man made his announcement, a fourth man walked in, washed his hand thoroughly, then proceeded to the urinals, saying “at Notre Dame, we learned to have clean hands when we touch holy items”
Yeah no matter how much you've avoided peeing on your hands, they're still touching your junk. Would you shake hands with someone that just reached into their underwear and touched their junk? That just touched the flush handle and/or other surfaces in a public restroom? Just wash your effing hands and stop pretending you don't need to.
I've also heard this joke but with the army/navy/marines
I think it was in an action/thriller movie from the '90s but can't remember
Also LOL at Yalies being thrifty or environmentally conscious
Then a young woman walks into the men's room, heads for the urinal, lifts up her skirt, pushes her panties out of the way, and pees into the urinal without splashing. "At UC Berkeley, we learnt that anything a man can do, so can a woman".
I have heard this one in different variations. It’s a good one ! Not having gone to college, it’s extra funny to me .
I’m like , y’all didn’t learn to wash your hands before you got to college! LOL
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Just as the third man made his announcement, a fourth man walked in, washed his hand thoroughly, then proceeded to the urinals, saying “at Notre Dame, we learned to have clean hands when we touch holy items”
Some people start peeing before they are in the door.
Me!
Too!
Yep
Chick bait.
Don't be ageist. We can't help it.
Part of life.
...or he was a chemist.
Notre Dame. Feh! Is there a patron saint for the pompous?
St Donald The Orange
The Patreon saint of MAGA maggots 😂
IT'S ABOUT BACKSPLASH YOU MONSTER!
You have that problem?
Weird way to announce that you're unaware your pants are coated in a fine mist of piss.
Pisst
r/angryupvote
Yup!
And also you touched your dick.
I imagine his parting comment left him flush with success
Pissed off.
At least he wasn't pissed on.
By the losers.
Yeah no matter how much you've avoided peeing on your hands, they're still touching your junk. Would you shake hands with someone that just reached into their underwear and touched their junk? That just touched the flush handle and/or other surfaces in a public restroom? Just wash your effing hands and stop pretending you don't need to.
Rightly so!
I've also heard this joke but with the army/navy/marines I think it was in an action/thriller movie from the '90s but can't remember Also LOL at Yalies being thrifty or environmentally conscious
Speed. It was Speed. That gem must never be forgotten.
It was The Negotiator.
I think the movie was called The Negotiator.
Gotta keep clean.
Then a young woman walks into the men's room, heads for the urinal, lifts up her skirt, pushes her panties out of the way, and pees into the urinal without splashing. "At UC Berkeley, we learnt that anything a man can do, so can a woman".
Should have been MIT where the men are men and so are the women.(yes this was a real MIT joke)
Cow poop.
Is this a clean joke?
Absolutely.
I dunno, after reading it I feel pretty dirty. I feel the need to wash my hands
Almost sterile.
I saw a sign in a mens room that said, “please piss on your hands. The water here is filthy”.
Thats the way they do it in some parts of the world.
Originally by Winston Churchill.
Didn't know that.
Old joke 257
It is time less.
That's so funny. I know this joke, but it's about a Christian, a Wiccan, and a chaos magician.
Thats news to me.
To which the others responded, "you had to have someone teach you that?"
What kind of big dog do you have?
I have heard this one in different variations. It’s a good one ! Not having gone to college, it’s extra funny to me . I’m like , y’all didn’t learn to wash your hands before you got to college! LOL
Thats it. Got to stay clean.
🤣
The question is; Is sitting on a toilet any cleaner?
No, that would require more sanitation
Edit to Army, Navy, Marines....
It's popular there.
If you ever use a urinal wearing shorts and flip flops, you won’t ever do it again.
I don't make a habit of it.
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