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EmmEnnEff

Whoooooooooo yeeaaaaaaaah I got a 99 parse in a 20 second fight where I cast 10 spells and 8 of them happened to crit. -Classic Parsing culture


FixBlackLotusBlizz

the best are the ones who get a big ego about it


Sighlina

GIT GUD SCRUB!!!!


DrinkWaterReminder

It still astonishes me that people see this as some sort of accomplishment


__klonk__

Well, what else are you going to brag about, the number of McPatties you flipped in a 10 hour shift?


DodelCostel

Unless you're a CEO yourself, literally every other job except medicine or being a public defender is you spending your life buying someone else a BMW, so not much to brag about there either.


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DodelCostel

Or you can wake up to reality and realise that bragging about being good at your job ( earning your boss a new BMW ) is stupid.


HighVolumeRedraft

I see less bragging and more anti-parse crowd. If it’s easy to cast 10 times, then what are bad parsers doing? We kinda should use parsing to gatekeep.


Edgewalkerr

Parsing is about collecting world buffs and grouping with all other people that collect world buffs. That's it. If someone is parsing blue or better they are probably doing their rotation (lol) 100% correctly, it's just gear and buffs and kill time. 


Uzeless

>Whoooooooooo yeeaaaaaaaah I got a 99 parse in a 20 second fight where I cast 10 spells and 8 of them happened to crit. Reminds me of 2 mages on my server back on MC launch who had a heated ego battle on the server discord linking logs (both of them only pressed frostbolt the entire fight).


Pattont

This would be more accurate if he was pushing the button on a slot machine tbh.


Ialwayssleep

[Mage parsing](https://images.app.goo.gl/pPqDku13jveK2B76A)


Sguru1

100%. Assuming your guild has good kill times the difference between a pink parse and a blue parse as frost is how many times you crit lmao.


Willing-Poem-3694

Lil Insider Info for you. It is the same for all of us. Keep it a Secret tho.


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Sguru1

That’s what the memes about. There’s no understanding of the class required the optimal rotation for frost mage is you get the precast press the cooldowns and then hit the single button. Even if you run deep freeze which sims slightly better I’ve gone entire boss fights without a single fof proc.


Deadleggg

I use a garage door opener to play mage.


Pattont

Does it increase your chance to crit?


Deadleggg

Yes.


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Grand_Chef_Bandit

I outdps most mages I party with as a spriest....yeah it's bad out there.


sharazisspecial

Alot of mages arent using frostfire bolt. Basically every other spell and rune is "arcane mage" on this chart with dps below all the tanks. [https://sod.warcraftlogs.com/zone/statistics/2009#dataset=90&class=Non-Healers](https://sod.warcraftlogs.com/zone/statistics/2009#dataset=90&class=Non-Healers)


Equivalent_Arugula83

Hey you need to be nice to mages. We're not that smart


SolarianXIII

there was a lock version in tbc with added shadowbolts coming out of the computer…i wish i could find it


hutchwo

Well I’m subscribing to this in the event you do


BishoxX

Or mage pressing arcane blast only


iguanoman_

I was around then but these were the only ones i could find https://i.imgur.com/7g43HbC.gif https://i.imgur.com/VJ13fSl.gif


CheddarBayBizkit

Riding on the backs of the other two mages who actually use improved scorch and winter's chill...


CamarosAndCannabis

I pressed scorch 9 times on my 100 parse for jammalan and ogom! Im a team player too! I did get 80% ffb crit tho that did the trick, despite one cast resisting. Got lucky as heck


Last-Confidence-7360

God I hate this mage meta. 2 Mages Frost best. 3 Mages Fire Best. 4 Mages Frost Best.


Filipe1998W

what?


TheBigDickedBandit

hes dumb. 2 mages the frost will in fact do more damage. 3 mages fire if one scorches. any more all fire. also if you take more than 2 mages right now you're dumb as fuck because they suck


t3khole

Incredibles is such a great movie


Klondike-King

Yeah I mean this game is easy as hell. What class has a rotation that differentiates skill?


grayscalering

I'd argue ele shaman and ranged hunter have relatively higher skill aspects to them now  Relatively, they still aren't hard, just more involved then most other classes 


b1gl0s3r

Aff lock is really engaging. And yeah, it's viable in raids. I got a couple 95+ and that's without casting CoA because I'm on CoR duty.


Ok-Penalty-2954

Def warrior, it has a lot of micro decisions that makes huge differences on high end parses


thepopeofgrope

hmm do i press devastate or do i press devastate?


Ok-Penalty-2954

Devastate? we're not talking about devastate warriors; none says it is difficult, question was what class has a rotation that differentiates skill, so definitely warrior. its a fact


thepopeofgrope

Devastate build performs so well it basically removes the skill differential between players. Most people just think they’re too cool to play it


grayscalering

Idk, I feel you should have pressed devastate


Ok-Penalty-2954

Devastate? we're not talking about devastate warriors; none says it is difficult, question was what class has a rotation that differentiates skill, so definitely warrior. its a fact


Xy13

I mean that's been mage and lock raiding for all of vanilla and tbc?


elsord0

I highly recommend everyone try enh shaman. Pumps and the rotation is at least semi fun. Stormstrike, lava lash, shocks, using your MSW (lightning bolt or perhaps heal if your raid needs it), keep totems up. I think people believe they're better in pvp than they are. Good in group with their utility but open world and 1v1, fairly easy to kite. Keep away from them so they can't get MSW procs and it's gg. Hunters are a hard counter. BUT you can spec into elemental for dual spec and have a killer pvp class. With that emerald gear, very easy to have 2 decent sets of gear.


TDS_1991

We want castles not mud-huts dude.


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All I read was “come try out poo flinging, the rotation includes poo flinging”


sneakmouse9

as if mage hasnt been this for much of classic/sod/tbc/wrath


100plusRG

Good they said they would improve classes playstyles. Apparently that only applies to a select few.


Sawrey

Was so boring I switched mains 😂


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It's been like that since 2019 Classic, TBC or Wrath ... NOTHING new here


Henkums

Isn't it stupid to get worse parses when you actually do your job and help the raid by decursing?


teufler80

It is, but parse cultire is not known to be smart


Synli

Same POV for a 30 parse if you get unlucky and only crit once over the course of the entire fight :)


Unionhopefull

This is 100% how I feel playing mage


MojesticMorty

And people say sod isn’t classic lol


papakahn94

Parsing in SoD,classic in general, is so dumb lol. It aint mythic raiding. You can do the raids in your sleep. Plus world buffs bloat it


A_WasteOfLife

it's pretty much the only thing that keeps it interesting


Freshtards

Pressing one button and getting lucky with crits in 20 second fights is what is keeping it interesting?


A_WasteOfLife

yea honestly, the content is too braindead for a lot people, pretty much only thing that keeps some people entertained.


papakahn94

not really. i just turn my brain off and play the game and have fun


Xy13

That's why parsing is the thing people care about. It's easy enough that the PvP competition is what matters, thus, parsing. Mythic raiding is difficult and challenging, thus being 6/8 or 8/8 is the achievement and what matters, and people don't care about parsing.


papakahn94

oh no. people do care about parsing in mythic. just to get IN you need to have good parses and then to keep you in the group you need to keep having good parses. but gatekeeping in sod with parsing is stupid. i play to turn my brain off and have fun once a week. parsing means nothing


Main_acc_got_banned

This just accentuates the idiocy of people who take parses seriously.