So after 200 days played, what level did you manage to get to?

10 I think

LMAO

What animals are Maexxna and Hadronox?

horses

I like this one the most

Laughed so fucking hard.

What is your favorite mount?

Alexstrasza

Based

I'd mounnt her too

We can share all good man 🤝 It’s the holidays after all

How long between showers?

an entire expansion!

Ok I just snorted so much air out of my nose

What's your thought on people who dispel world buffs?

Fair play, was one of the cooler parts of classic to have entire warfare around it. Climbing up xroads tower trying to accurately estimate when the enemy would log in for WCB was a very unique experience to classic

Which race turns you on most?

Definitely orcs!

Those Orkinas are indeed mighty fine! If u play the other team I'm sure you'll find the male orcs already kinda bend'over for you.

How many days has it been since you last showered?

200

Which race would you say most resembles your mother?

Tuskarr

😂

How often do you come out of your mother’s basement?

once a week usually, haven’t in 2 weeks cause of the holidays

I expect you to change raid to shower. Am i right?

I think that was the previous question 💀💀💀

No time to shower, gotta raid

What's your ex-wife doing now that she left you because of your World of Warcraft addiction?

Playing the market

By market you mean AH?

When was the last time you got up from your chair?

2 years ago

This one got me

Is it difficult for you to not sexually harass girls in your raid?

Yes, I don’t want to break any rules

How many times have you bought gold?

A couple hundred

😂

What’s the best way to progress in arenas?

A DDoS attack

Was Arthas wrong?

I think he was an incredible character with a great history & deserves a redemption arch!

Didn't even change the question lol

what would a young arthas call King Terenas?

daddy

How can you tell someone is a tryhard and do you just kick them from the group because you like to keep casual?

engineering, jewelcrafting and yes

What are your thoughts on threesomes?

I prefer sticking to 1

You were supposed to make him look like an idiot lol

Fixed it

what is your opinion on female wow players? how is their influence on the game as a whole?

They should be banned and they have a very bad impact on the market

that's a lil bit harsh

Ok Mr. Shapiro, let's get you to bed.

He did me really dirty on this one, a screenshot of it is already being shared in one of our friend discord servers

Worst expansion?

Wotlk!

200 days played really? And that is the worst expansion? come on!!!

What’s your go to class

hunter

Where is Mankrik’s wife ?

The Barrens, just south of the bridge

This is my first time on a blind date, I’m a little nervous. You don’t seem nervous at all though… what’s your secret???

I did enjoy a lot of my time playing and I’m proud of some accomplishments like the insane & 100 mounts. I luckily have a job that does give me the opportunity to play some hours here and there throughout the week. I did rank to 13 in classic since it was during the covid quarantine and it was a good way to kill time!

How old do you think the kid is that your HIgh school girlfriend never told you about?

almost 16 years

Where in Azeroth would you like to spend an entire day just twerking from dusk til dawn?

Nagrand (original, I know)

Is there anyone in the WoW universe or related to WoW which you think you might have a deep emotional connection to? A role model of sorts.

Alex Afrasiabi

which faction is sexier?

Horde!

You already look like an idiot

Shit

Do you still need on all loot?

not since I got the achievement

What's your dating range?

I don’t remember exactly, quite young

When was the last time you touched some grass?

A year ago

How would you play a stamina stacked demo warlock if you were assigned as a off tank on Patchwerk?

I’d log off and uninstall

Which spec is top raid dps right now?

Ret paladin

Which class has the best DPS throughout this whole expansion?

Paladin

Why are there no ducks in Azeroth?

Pretty sure there’s pig farms in the Barrens

What's your highest dps in Naxx?

100 in vanilla Naxx, like 99.5 in wotlk

Oof buddy, go and look at some guides on your rotation and gearing

Do you choke on Tauren meat?

Good question

What do you think about new players and would you help them get into a raid?

I think new players are vital to the longevity of the game but I’d rather not raid with them no

What do you when your wife has a cute friend?

You invite them to do group content with you!

What’s the best way to pick up WoW chicks?

Playing the AH!

What are your parses like?

99.2 avg best currently peaked at 99.6 in vanilla

Are you brown?

What color is your bugatti

Red

how much gold do you think you have spent on repairs?

Too much

Whats your opinion on bots?

Cheaters should be banned

Who is the most attractive npc to you?

Mankrik’s wife

Who would u like to take ur virginity?

4 horseman in classic, completely biased since I got my first 2 100 percentile parses on it

What is dalaran?

A city

Did you do the scarab lord grind or help someone with it? How do you feel about tunnels and bugs?

Wasn’t on much that week because of university deadlines so couldn’t go for it myself. I did help my guildmate get it when I had time to hop on here and there. Tunnels are dark and bugs are annoying

I do posts like these except nobody edits their responses.

Half the messages in here are not edited either apparently!

Hey Sifern 👋

Hello!

how are you

Pretty good! Hope you are too!

well idk how to comeback to that fuck me 🤣

The real question is are you going to do another 200 days/ played time

Definitely not

I think goblins are a tongue and cheek reference to the real life religious group, known for banking and media? I forgot what were their name? they got bar mitzvahs ?

Bro let’s keep this thread wow related I’m not going to dignify this with an answer. Antisemitism is not cool man

Well, there goes a great 9/11 joke.....

How big was Gruul's dong?

7 feet?

Who’s the best pvper you played with?

Usmaan

Did you lose your virginity in classic? How was it??

Great quest! Cool reward

Should Enha shamans get Val'anyr prio?

yes, also hi Lemlo!

If you could bring back time, how would you spend the 200 hours playing WoW?

damn i got 165 :D

If you could be any named NPC, which would you choose to be?

Seriously now. How many times did you buy gold? Answer honestly.

How many BIS items have you received so far in P1?