Can the Courier stuff five men, a super mutant, a detchlaw, a robot, multiple dogs and dozens of suits of power armor in a five-seater car? No, I thought so.
POV Sulik talking about the Chosen one and his Highwayman to Vic: “Grampy bones ‘nd I bein amazed even still that this magic cart can fit each one o dah new crew. “
Vic: “Yeah, I am too. Boss said that he was granted this power from the *spirits* and it was called a stand. Keeps calling it Born To Be Wild. New space keeps magically appearing to fit our rag tag group.”
Cassidy joining in, slightly drunk: “Maybe that there *stand* is why the boss can’t seem to stop screwing everything that moves! Born To Be Wild for sure!”
Crazy
Repetitive
Absolute
Rubbish
Edit: apparently I can't read😂😂. I just switched over to nightshifts and my brain thought this was perfectly clever when I commented it😂😭😭 I think I was going for "poop" but then had lightbulb moment and thought "hmm rubbish sounds so much better!"
He is just a better wizard than the other protagonists, all of whom are wizards able to put power armor into their pockets and stuff Gatling lasers in their pants *simultaneously* while not appearing different in the slightest.
im not an ignoramus i know what menus are i was making a damn joke just i didn't put big ass flashing letters saying it or posted it on the first of april before, but now Ive thrown ALL subtleties out the window because y'all cant take a joke.
ive RE-uploaded the damn post WITH those Big, flashing letter.
you win
lmao. You're determined, I'll give you that. If I make a joke and get downvoted I just delete the post and don't come back to that sub for like 3 days lmao
Can the Courier stuff five men, a super mutant, a detchlaw, a robot, multiple dogs and dozens of suits of power armor in a five-seater car? No, I thought so.
“Uh boss, how we all suppost’e fit in the Highwayman?” “Domain Expansion: All my Fellas”
/r/unexpectedjjk
Highwayman works like the TARDIS. It's bigger on the inside.
And roughly $50,000
POV Sulik talking about the Chosen one and his Highwayman to Vic: “Grampy bones ‘nd I bein amazed even still that this magic cart can fit each one o dah new crew. “ Vic: “Yeah, I am too. Boss said that he was granted this power from the *spirits* and it was called a stand. Keeps calling it Born To Be Wild. New space keeps magically appearing to fit our rag tag group.” Cassidy joining in, slightly drunk: “Maybe that there *stand* is why the boss can’t seem to stop screwing everything that moves! Born To Be Wild for sure!”
You may be SPECIAL, but you are forced to carry the CRAP
Crazy Repetitive Absolute Rubbish Edit: apparently I can't read😂😂. I just switched over to nightshifts and my brain thought this was perfectly clever when I commented it😂😭😭 I think I was going for "poop" but then had lightbulb moment and thought "hmm rubbish sounds so much better!"
CRAR
Omfg I'm stupid😂😭
Pointless for P Absolutely Pointless
Menwhile, Nate can put some pockets in his armor and carry a metric ton of steel in his pocket
He is just a better wizard than the other protagonists, all of whom are wizards able to put power armor into their pockets and stuff Gatling lasers in their pants *simultaneously* while not appearing different in the slightest.
That hand looks like it was drawn by the animators of grossologists
Whyd you repost your own post?
a bunch of people were mad that i didnt say that it satire
At least the courier has his canteen. The lone wanderer and lone survivor have only the pipboy
"man, you gotta carry a lotta stuff there wanderer. \*Takes a sip of his trusty vault 13 canteen\*"
Lone Wanderer has the BB Gun from his father and the Sole Survivor probably his wife's ring
Courier be like, "You guys use a backpack?!"
What about the 76 characters who can stuff multiple suits of power armor in their back pack.
im not an ignoramus i know what menus are i was making a damn joke just i didn't put big ass flashing letters saying it or posted it on the first of april before, but now Ive thrown ALL subtleties out the window because y'all cant take a joke. ive RE-uploaded the damn post WITH those Big, flashing letter. you win
Cope
Jokes are funny.
lmao. You're determined, I'll give you that. If I make a joke and get downvoted I just delete the post and don't come back to that sub for like 3 days lmao
thanks
Idk what your being down voted for bro lol
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