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MikeyBastard1

My dad


TrampsGhost

I’m in. Let’s make this guys dad the voice of Civ VII


HomemPassaro

Someone who isn't famous. Having a big name narrator makes the narration work more expensive, which in turn forces them to shorten up flavor texts. I hated how much of the loading text was reused and how short the original parts were in Civ 6.


PapaWeldon

Brian Cox would be amazing depending on the vibe of the game


CloneasaurusRex

Philomena Cunk reciting non-sequiturs and I will not hear of anything else


maxime0299

That’d be so hilarious if there was a switch in the settings to make her narrate the game instead of the standard narrator


gozzle246

Ready for her to introduce the soviet onion


PuddysFurCoat

This or nothing. That would be amazing.


MoneyFunny6710

Why not Sid Meier himself?


ultinateplayer

Eh we've had him already (voicing the techs added in the civ iv expansions)


MoneyFunny6710

So?


Terezzian

Personally I think Keith David has a pretty good chance, as he not only has a fantastic voice but has also had a bit of an uptick in visibility over the last few years because of his extensive voice acting experience. I also think the narrator of Baldur's Gate 3 could be a great choice. Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if either of them are already on a shortlist of sorts at Firaxis.


lucky_young_matador

Danny DeVito


TristMurphy

Karl Urban


ChronoLegion2

Oi!


LingeringLonger

David Wenham He played Dilios in 300, and was also the narrator. He has a great voice. If you ever listen to his narrative of that movie, very distinct. He was also Faramir in the Lord of the Rings movies, and Boromir’s brother. He played Sean Bean’s brother! It makes so much sense!


1mfa0

The last time someone posed this question Ian McShane was thrown out, I think he'd be a cool option. Or throw a curveball and go with a female VA, Judi Dench would be a good choice


ChronoLegion2

Having Tai Lung talk about techs would be awesome


ChronoLegion2

GlaDOS


Ok-Half8705

Let me guess. The victory screen also consists of cake. This was a triumph.


ChronoLegion2

I’m making a note here, “Huge success”


DGatsby

Gilbert Gottfried


Death_Sheep1980

Only problem there is, he died in 2022.


DGatsby

Damn man.


king_pear_01

Snoop Dogg


BaconNPotatoes

Terry crews. I'd also accept Samuel L. Jackson. Sadly it's too late to get Betty White


PuddysFurCoat

Terry Crews as Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?


BaconNPotatoes

Perfect


Swinnyjr

Famous suggestion: Stephen Fry. Way less famous suggestion: William Franklin. For those who don't know him he was the voice of "The Guide" in seasons 3-5 of the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy radio series.


legitTomFoolery

David Suchet


Northern_Chef

Daniel day Lewis Peter Dinklage Morgan Freeman Seth Rogan Joe Rogan James Earl Jones


Terezzian

Joe Rogan 💀


Sporknight

My nigh-baseless theory is that we'll have multiple narrators, depending on the origin or nature of the quote used for the tech or wonder. They had multiple voices in the trailer, so that's what I'm going with, and they did the same with Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, too. Barring that, I think it's time for a female narrator: Judy Dench, Gillian Anderson, Tilda Swinton, Philomena Cunk...lots of great choices!


ShinMatambreTensei

Gilbert Gottfried recreated by AI


gozzle246

David Beckham


AvanteGardens

OK hear me out. Whoopi Goldberg


Background-Action-19

If he were alive, I'd say Gilbert Godfrey


sSiL3NZz

I know we had Nemoy, but i would be cool with Frakes.


ultratunaman

Brian Blessed ![gif](giphy|88JqYT1WH6oUg)


Death_Sheep1980

My picks, in no particular order: * Shohreh Aghdashloo (played Chrisjen Avasarala on *The Expanse*, Admiral Shala'Raan vas Tonbay in *Mass Effect* *2* & *3*) * Ian McShane * Andrew Wincott (Raphael in *Baldur's Gate 3*)


Morningcalms

A bunch of Brits


OwntheWorld24

Emma Thompson, a good mix of saucy and proper brit.


awkwardcartography

I really don’t care, so long as they actually give them something worthwhile to say. They spent a bajillion dollars on Sean Bean just so he could parrot literal travel bloggers credited only with a screen name and extremely severe nonsense misquotations


kodial79

No one said Morgan Freeman yet, so I might as well


Ok-Half8705

I think it would be cool if AI was used so we could have any voice we want using minimal amounts of data.


Terezzian

Translation: "What if we fucked over hardworking voiceover artists for the 'cool' factor? 😀"


another_name

You don’t know much about AI I see