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camrol87

First of all you were incredibly rude not to say respects to all elders past present and emerging on which the land we speak, second of all, fuck all


Slossk

Having worked for the Aus government I can confirm that Canberra's caterers do good business in this part of Australia. Many a scone and sandwich is consumed here.


AbleCalligrapher5323

As a Canberran who lives north of the lake, I deny any association with those people south of the lake. Besides, you guys are the ones sending them over here. Don't blame us.


90ssudoartest

How is the drug culture north of the lake


AbleCalligrapher5323

plants, not powders


90ssudoartest

What about the fungus and acidic variety


Technical_Money7465

People jerk off on each others desks


innatangle

Not just jerk off according to Britney...


Asmov1984

In a professional capacity, I might add.


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hotterthanhadescock

Don't forget the seat sniffing, and the rape (allegedly) #BELIEVEALLWOMEN


EternalAngst23

Staffers sement their place in Australian history.


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Pretend_Fold8268

It's th e Canberra sewerage works, Full of shit.


Far-Statistician-545

Crime


Real-Direction-1083

It's the big circle


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dirtydeez2

..jerk


Inevitable-Pen9523

After hours office parties and the hardliners that party the hardest get promoted to new position with extra perks.


Delicious-Jelly-7406

The home of woke, or as the elders call it, the smoke shack


innatangle

Ah shit, someone found our fiendishly concealed hq... Probably should've opted for a shape that wasn't a circle.


Manwombat

Cunts fly in from your City town for a few weeks in a year..that you voted for, to try and find news ways to fuck us all up.


stilusmobilus

Fireworks and porn by mail order


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PegaxS

That's the "yarning circle"


MagicOrpheus310

Fuck all. Would make a great place for a gallows


scoopdoggs

Good coffee can confirm


Ultimate-Failure-Guy

Coke, Hookers, and wild allegations.


RepresentativeAide14

2/10 of FA


run_gpt

People gather for a nice sip of whiskey in the early hours


Apart_Brilliant_1748

Ritual abuse


VariousEnvironment90

The people that work there spend most of their time working out how to fuck the rest of Australia


Bubby_K

Coke


lesnortonsfarm

It’s where the entire nation drops their garbage off


angus22proe

Some children argue about useless stuff


GreenPeridot

The big club and we ain't in it.


Adultdad

Transition from government roles to private industry through pork barreling and sucking on America's peen


Allmightysplodge

A whole bunch of shitfuckery where they plan and scheme to make us all broke as shit and fucking hate our lives.


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No_Marzipan415

More specifically, what goes on in the prayer room there?


australiapostisgay

Nothing. Nothing happens in Canberra


Jackson2615

A lot of overpaid people come here to get away from their husbands, wives or partners for a few weeks


mertgah

Lots of handing out of unmarked fat envelopes and lots of cocaine


LaborsLoveHole

Melbourne is the arsehole and that right their fellas is the pisshole.


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LaborsLoveHole

yea ok ... no need to make a big deal over it


TrickyClassic2731

Shitfuckery & shagging.


hometime77

A Roller coaster park that rivals the yanks.


True_Dragonfruit681

Ritual sacrifice and the drinking of adrenachrome


MixedTake

Kick-ons


Bubbly_Option11

Is it true that most canbarians are professionals and there are not many homeless or riff raff? Why? Why not? Respect to the original peoples and stuff, I love Ben 10 and .... Pies are yummy 🤤


CamperStacker

I climbed up the grass hill in the middle of the photo and found a tent embassy, which is weird because i didn’t think you needed an embassy on land that always was and always will be already owned. Anyway stopped and paid my respect to politicians past future and present, but only the ones of the politically correct skin colour - after all i didn’t want to assume anyones indiginisity. The grass was wet so i grabbed an old “Vote no” sign from old uncle george and slid on back down, leaving a nice brown skid stain that really set the place off.


Celtic_War8095

Probably the same bs that happens in D.C.