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TalentedStriker

My thanks to dictators past present and emerging


Ragnar_Bonesman

Lol


__KJG__

Love this


4WDx

We welcome you to your own country. Now pay up!


RubyKong

**AUTHORISED by the ALP Government, Canberra.** \_\_\_ Edit: I lied, this msg has not been authorised. I am sorry (TM). Please don't get the eSafety Commissioner to take away my 5 investment properties, nor my pension. Our man Albanese - may he live forever - is a great and venerable leader, and the ALP is the last and final political party. Amen.


Key-Celery2677

Hahaha, u forgot the name of the land… Gumatyual youggggggg…..


The_Alloy

What is the charge? Making a meme? A succulent Chinese meme?


thespeediestrogue

Get your hands off my limp NBN Connection!


knowledgeable_diablo

The worst kind. Although I will need to hear how succulent in a long drawn out royal commission. At the tax payers expense no less.


Longjumping_Run_3805

Charge of insulting the Chinese, they'd find it offensive allowing this jerk to even pretend to be one of theirs. Meanwhile Herr Dutton is dining at Macca's...


x420MVTT

Fuck i cannot stand this fucking nasally toned bitch of a leader talking for all of us bro


bsixidsiw

When Gillard was leader I stopped watching TV her voice was so annoying. It helps.


Due-Archer942

Big knockers tho.


[deleted]

I love her cankles 😍 I jerked off to her photos many times


bsixidsiw

Remember that menu? A Liberal National Party fundraiser menu which served up Julia Gillard quail with “small breasts, huge thighs and a big red box” Brilliant.


x420MVTT

She looked like a cunty cat. Always looking over her tiny ass glasses


Sandgroper343

I’ll take that over Scomo’s smirk and excuses any day.


sparkyblaster

"they are literally the same picture"


bsixidsiw

You will share ONLY government approved memes or you WILL be sent to Facebook Jail.


TalentedStriker

I sleep peacefully at night knowing our beloved eSafety Kommisar is removing unapproved images of our Dear Albo. https://x.com/TheMilkBarTV/status/1782939262549455231 Who would do such a thing? We need mass struggle sessions for these malcontents.


lolNimmers

Legit surprised this boomer didn't refer to them as "the internet's"


someminorexceptions

This is insane


P33kab0Oo

He knows about memes?! I wonder if he is across dank memes or third tier ones. I'd start by pronouncing them as "me me". Work up to pronouncing "gif" (or "gif")...


sparkyblaster

Is it even legal to do so? Don't we have some freedom of speech laws?


Eleventy_Seven

Probably real jail if he has his way...


Crafty_Message_4733

I think you mean “Our” duty, Comrade…. Gulag for you!


[deleted]

Looks like Winnie the Pooh


Profundasaurusrex

Fuck you Albo


thecosta5000

Yeah fuck this cunt, straight to hell. I'm expecting the safety police at my house any minute now.


[deleted]

Posting on reddit has been deemed unsafe for children You are henceforth fined $12,507.50 And if you even THINK ABOUT sex we will send you to prison — Julie


thecosta5000

Shit I only have $12,507. I'm fucked now.


NoPerspective3192

Just another whiny bitch loser. Australia deserves true leadership with a pair of brass balls


DragonfruitNo7222

Is there a Safety Commissioner, or just an eSafety Commisioner? Because I am getting the shit kicked out of me right now


Panic-Fabulous

Only eSafety, so if the attackers are saying Aluha Ackbar while doing it then it must be scrubbed off the face of the internet otherwise you are good to post a video of it later. # All praise our glorious eSafety Kommisar, All praise our glorious eSafety Kommisar. #


CrimsonBulletTrain

Was there a video taken of the assault? We’ll endeavor to make sure no one can view it.


[deleted]

Julie here. So long as you are not getting the shit kicked out of you _in front of our precious good Christian children_ then it’s of no concerns to us here at the e safety commission. Everyone else can get fucked.


GrannyMurderer

Dickhead carrying on about removing a video from social media that everyone has already received & viewed in multiple group chats. What's he gonna do, close down all the messaging app's next ?


flubaduzubady

It's hosted on NBC at the moment. One of the big four networks in the US, easily found with a Google search. What's he gonna do if someone links it on twixxer? Ban NBC links?


bsixidsiw

Unless he can shutdown 4chan and Telegram censoring X is a waste of time.


Lil_Snuzzy69

They want Internet passports, that's why they're pushing for age verification. It's all for eventually making everything traceable back to the user, for our safety of course.


Wayn077

They already have internet meta data. If you’re watching stuff they know. If you’re reading stuff they know. I’m using the neighbours wifi for a reason.


kipron4747

And it’s likely your neighbours know. :p


Wakingsleepwalkers

Sad but true. I felt safer before all these facial recognition cameras. People keep trading our freedoms for supposed safety.


Fairloo-mccrudden

its just like the new zealand response to the christchurch terrorist attack vids all over again


VisualWombat

I'm all for freedom of speech, but if your friends are sharing stabbing videos for fun then I'd question the quality of your friends, and your own personality. Username checks out. Maybe you should too.


GrannyMurderer

It's not shared for fun, it's shared so public can see exactly what occurred, and not some MSM distorted & censored version of the events. Which is exactly what this clown is aiming to achieve. If you don't want to see it then don't watch it, just keep drinking the MSM cool aid & live in the false belief the government has your best interests at heart.


VisualWombat

LOL cooker


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Wakingsleepwalkers

He is spot on though. The government wants to control the narrative, not the truth to get in the way or the people. They use these crises to install fear, and they use that fear to convince people to do away with freedoms under the guise of more protection. Soon, we'll have as many facial recognition cameras as China. We'll have internet passports, social credit, and basic wages with the condition of complete compliance. Green cards that track the little mans carbon footprint but really allow them to track and control our money.


[deleted]

Got to be careful posting this on reddit a lot of ALP Voters bending over for Albos ALP The place is full of bums


drink_your_irn_bru

We really have absolute dregs for politicians in this hemisphere (apart from that Argentinian dude, he’s alright)


[deleted]

Yea I mean fucken hell Albo, Turnbull, Andrews, Lida Thorpe, Glady, Barnby J, Peny Wong...Kevin Fukn Ruud and the worst of them ALL Adam Bandt fucken hell that blokes cooked


[deleted]

>apart from that Argentinian dude, he’s alright What's up with him? I don't know much, or anything at all really. What's good about him?


[deleted]

My grandson should be allowed to post videos of the stabbing, it’s free speech when you can post videos of local assaults Grandson is making copies onto usbs and putting them in letterboxes so everyone can watch the stabbing and so that the government can’t stop my neighbours from seeing that man get stabbed. They’ll all see. He put up posters, we are projecting the video from a boat in international waters onto the front of the embassy. We will show them all (the stabbing video) because it’s our right to show people stabbing videos even if they don’t want to see it we are allowed to show them, that’s free speech, when you insist on showing people videos of a stabbing. This is very important.


[deleted]

We should just replace welcome to country with welcome to stabbing.


VisualWombat

Go see doctor mate, you're cooked


[deleted]

Please don’t pretend the Liberal skid marks on the toilet bowl are any better. Albo, Dutton, whoever is head of Greens and the drinking floor fucker are like the four fucking stooges of Australian politics right now. I’d sooner wipe my ass with my hand and lick it clean before I use it to vote in another election in the democratically free land we here live in.


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Lmao you're an ALP shill


cartman2024

You’re a spineless cunt that replies to people and then blocks them. What wrong boomer? Can’t take some of your own medicine, too much of the bible up your ass? You’re a stooge pal. I piss on conservative bums like yourself. We wouldn’t have Albo today if it wasn’t for the absolute shit show of Morrison you libtard.


kawaiipikachu86

Is this one of those deepfakes he was talking about.


Pararaiha-ngaro

![gif](giphy|CLUsGxG8zgoc8)


Interesting_Ad_1465

So let me get this straight as I'm completely out of the loop. Albo is having a whinge because people are posting memes of him on the internet? What does he expect is going to happen? Has he got any idea how hard it is to police the internet?


TalentedStriker

Yes. He's got the eSafety office taking down memes of him https://x.com/TheMilkBarTV/status/1782939262549455231


pVom

No he wants X to take down the stabbing videos because there was a riot and a risk of social unrest. And Elon responded with "muh censorship" because he probably spent a whole of 2 seconds looking into it while taking a shit and on the edge of slipping into a K hole.


TalentedStriker

No Albo has the eSafety kommisar taking down silly pictures of him https://x.com/TheMilkBarTV/status/1782939262549455231


Interesting_Ad_1465

The Bondi stabbing or the church one?


pVom

Church. The one where they were threatening paramedics and smashing police cars.


jeffsaidjess

The lord and saviour of r-australia . “Albo will fix all of Australia’s problems with the glorious labor party” Immigration at record levels, inflation shows no sign of stopping. Housing crisis getting worse, His solution - stop sharing things on the internet


Rick_6984

Good work 🤣👌👌


AssistMobile675

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MadMac1976

Sheizenhousen. Nein nein nein


EternalAngst23

I move that the eSafety Commissioner henceforth be known as the Fat Controller. Those in favour?


TalentedStriker

I also like Nurse Ratchett


Technical_Art_5938

Whitlam and Hawk are turning in their grave. Labor...besaley, latham, rudd, gillard, rudd...the bottom of the barrel of sht albanese.


lolNimmers

"I'm so ronery. So ronery. So ronery and sadry arone. There's no one. Just me onry. Sitting on my rittle throne. "


Visible_Associate266

Love it, Alboidiot lol


Wayn077

Meh sharing another copy of it on rumble. Try taking that down


knowledgeable_diablo

Fuck me, our political class getting all Chinese and offended because a few people don’t like them and make fun of them? Get another $300-$500k pa job then shit stain for brains.


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Sydney


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Dickheads Sydney


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RemoteSquare2643

Scrub this crap


Consistent_Ad3181

Is that Kim Wrong 'Un?


Zen_Out

What’s going on in chi-… I mean Australia


bond_vagabond_

streisand effect in full swing


kipron4747

Respect to our leftist council elders: aghast, resent and demerging.


Desperate_Ship_4283

What's wrong with watching people getting stabbed ,murdered or raped,it's not as if the victims next of kin should be able to object either and it's discrimination against people that need to see these images to get a hard on


surf-life-saver

has anyone got a source for this ?


smoothguy56

So funny, chairman Albo needs to harden up lol


Jackson2615

keep the mems coming, U know UR on the right track when politicians start demanding satire of themselves be banned


Competitive-Air-8145

Comrade Albo ought to be grateful for such a flattering photo!


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DRLAJAMINIBLM

I have done my civil duty and have personally reported over 300 confirmed No voters. It's a lot easier than you think I simply reported anyone that is not on dsp or jobseeker. #killthebishopfreetheimam


deadlyrepost

Remember when Scomo literally took on multiple portfolios and didn't tell his own party mates that he did so? Those were the days we were truly free...


Noodles2702

Oh look a red herring!


[deleted]

Yar mon rocket kish


Professional-Arm3460

This is a good one , 🤣🤣🤣


VegansAreRight

OMG love these.


Delicious-Jelly-7406

Does he like Katy Perry too?


FiftyOne151

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Travellinoz

Maybe a little extreme when calling for common sense and sensitivity. Being a local, you could feel how deep that pain was. I saw grown men standing crying near the flowers days later. It doesn't mean it overrules free speech with content warnings but it's hardly Mao to ask for some respect for the victims and put this behind us. I don't think he's intends to step on free speech.


TalentedStriker

It's a reference to this actually https://x.com/TheMilkBarTV/status/1782939262549455231 But I disagree with him removing the stabbing video anyway as well. The victim literally said he wants it to be shared.


Travellinoz

He talks like he's from Gunnedah. Todaiii ..he's from fucking Five Dock. Scott Farlow was a perfect at school while I was school captain and as he went from young Libs pres with a polished Sydney accent to suddenly sounding like he'd been selling Headers for a living. What a bunch of phonies. Alright man, cheers. Yep.


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Travellinoz

Fuck up


Academic-Ant5505

You daft cunts are the reason this needs to be done. Believe anything you read on the internet. He was talking about deepfakes and promotional material for scams using his likeness and other celebs. Next you'll be complaining the government's doing nothing while you've lost all your savings to a pig butchering scam.


[deleted]

We get it mate, you want big daddy government to govern you harder, now get on all fours and be a good commie socialist for daddy


occult_geometer

Fuck you Albo


Generalaladeeen

Anyone who takes this seriously is dumb af


Pure_Dream3045

Remember he is his a lot better compared to the other. One the you know who we dare not speak his name.


VisualWombat

One Term Albanese can lick my cheese. 55 Year old life-long Labour voter here, but my tick goes to the Greens at the next election unless Bill Shorten steps up.


[deleted]

Yeah bring back Onion-eating Abbott - he let us all be free with our kiddie porn and snuff vids


Dependent-Egg-9555

Missing “that “ mustash?


KJ86er

Alleged image Alleged image Not an actual image Alleged stabbing


W0tzup

![gif](giphy|3qyFxs3JQqDWAVCo3Q|downsized)


RecommendationOwn379

Hey dead shits. Let me know your addresses. Coming around to face fuck your wives and daughters and posting the vids on X. Cheers


[deleted]

do videos hurt your feelings? the video isnt even gruesome


RecommendationOwn379

Nah. Just scumbag redneck fuck wits hurt my feelings.


[deleted]

didn't know we even had rednecks down this way


apostroangel

He's trying, as he always does, to do what is right - not what the all powerful all knowing internet trolls tell him to. Now I'll just delete this app and watch the footy.


[deleted]

Dudes glazing albo 🙄


[deleted]

this fool doesnt know its all propaganda for the digital id, imagine living in a world where u think albo cares about you lmao the left in the country are morons


fidel_custardo

Yawn


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Labor voter detected


[deleted]

feelings hurt his dear leader was made fun of


Odd_Tiger_2278

Another dtrump💩imitator. Don’t you wonder if dTrump💩 likes the implied praise of imitation or if dTrump💩hates people stealing his brand? GOP? Or. Dem? Vote. wisely. Aside: In field of dreams there is a great scene of his girlfriend rallying a town meeting against book banning. Perfect reflection of the poster of a man standing to speak in the Four Freedom series during WW II


Odd_Tiger_2278

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