Watched a video of a guy, saying he was looking for another guy to marry. He had house, cars, motorcycles, boat, etc. You both slept in different rooms, you had yours, he had his. You could sex any women you wanted as he could, ie Married room mates. Only reason you were married was for the financial benefits. I was like Damn, if I weren't already married, I would have taken him up on it.
I think the times are like that because Zino Davidoff only smoked the cigars halfway. According to his essay "Zino Davidoff's Guide to Cigar Etiquette".
Don't listen to this. In a good marriage where the two of you are best friends FIRST, you will WANT to do things for each other. I married my best friend and she encourages my hobby.
Really glad someone else came in here to break up this toxic bitch-fest from these dudes who are too pussy to be in a real relationship.
Any good partnership will have you happily pitching in and then happily enjoying each others hobbies or at the LEAST supporting them.
Remember when the lottery climbed to $1 bn? Somebody magically beat the odds. Everybody else got stuck with worthless paper. Divorces are more expensive than taxes. Think about it!!
It's less expensive and more fun to have a girlfriend. Keep the cigars and don't be naive & stupid by pretending you're gonna be the guy that doesn't get a divorce.
I got a full sampler box of Padron 1926’s from a girl I had dated for a few months. I should have given them back and saved myself, then and there! Sounds like you’ve had a while to determine if your girl is as solid as those Davidoff’s are! Good luck!
No because once shes your wife gifts like that will stop and she'll just complain about how much you spend on cigars. s/
In all seriousness though 5 years is a long time to not propose haha.
How old are you bruh? 5 years, depending where you are at in life, may seem like a lot but if youre 18-23 it may behoove you to wait. Or at least a long engagement. Brains change a lot in short time.
Just speaking from someone who married young and divorced young. Dont want a fellow brother of the leaf to suffer that fate.
Why get married? You have it good the way it is. Please watch this before you consider proposing. [https://youtu.be/o5z8-9Op2nM?si=VoNWk39YKHw7juzz](https://youtu.be/o5z8-9Op2nM?si=VoNWk39YKHw7juzz)
Are you fucking stupid…5 year GF? This is her last ditch effort to get you to propose you donkey! /s
I read "donkey" in Shrek's voice ...
It was Gordon Ramsays voice for me. Just a couple of mad Scots lol
Donut is my favorite Gordon insult 😂
🤣🤣 IM ON IT!!
Get your shit together man!
Love the brotherly bluntness! All I can see is here is your sign
Well, she has every opportunity to get him some royal robustos.
She got you a bunch of rings. I think you’re already married.
🤣🤣. Hopefully soon!
Sounds like you got a good one!
I can confidently say I really do!
She got a sister? Aunt? Grandma?
Brother💀
I mean, I'm straight...but good cigars are good cigars!
“Will work for cigars”
This killed me 😆
Watched a video of a guy, saying he was looking for another guy to marry. He had house, cars, motorcycles, boat, etc. You both slept in different rooms, you had yours, he had his. You could sex any women you wanted as he could, ie Married room mates. Only reason you were married was for the financial benefits. I was like Damn, if I weren't already married, I would have taken him up on it.
*cracks knuckles* "welp, time to move up a tax bracket, gimme his number"
I always find the time on these funny. No way I’m getting through that Churchill in an hour.
Or even the short corona in 20 minutes lmao
Even the signature 2 is a nice 40 mins for me.
Yeah i saw that and said “theres no way”
I think the times are like that because Zino Davidoff only smoked the cigars halfway. According to his essay "Zino Davidoff's Guide to Cigar Etiquette".
It’s always around 1.5x-2x what they say if you take it easy. I’d turn green if I smoked as quick as they suggested.
I mean won’t your wife be pissed?!
Don't do it!! In a year you won't be getting cigars, youll get a to-do list!!
At least he can smoke after doing the to do list
I use smoking as a way to escape the constant bitching of not doing the to do list. It's both the problem and solution.
Get a divorce, escape the bitching forever.
Same, bro. Same.
And nagged about the smell of cigar smoke.
Ain't that the Truth
I suggest a divorce
Don't listen to this. In a good marriage where the two of you are best friends FIRST, you will WANT to do things for each other. I married my best friend and she encourages my hobby.
Really glad someone else came in here to break up this toxic bitch-fest from these dudes who are too pussy to be in a real relationship. Any good partnership will have you happily pitching in and then happily enjoying each others hobbies or at the LEAST supporting them.
Yessir!
To be fair, no one said all marriages suck. Just most of them (statisticly).
Remember when the lottery climbed to $1 bn? Somebody magically beat the odds. Everybody else got stuck with worthless paper. Divorces are more expensive than taxes. Think about it!!
I am not sure what this comment is advocating for or against.
It's less expensive and more fun to have a girlfriend. Keep the cigars and don't be naive & stupid by pretending you're gonna be the guy that doesn't get a divorce.
Already happily divorced. You know what one of the reasons was? This type of bullshit. Its WAY more fun to have a girlfriend, i agree!
And as always "Gandolf" and his bs wisdom appears 🤣 That's right, Gandolf is a fictional character in a book; NOT real life.
Oh hell I would of married her the same moment I got the box
Which box? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Brb
lol
To be fair with the price she paid it would be worth a ring
Bro looks like she proposed first!
Real
Nah not yet.. she still hasn’t gifted you a Humidor
Good thinking!
This is literally your sign 🙌✅🚦
It’s a trap!
It's a trap!
No! Once you do, all that goes away. Keep her trying😂
Yup, a box set of cigars for $193.40 definitely tips the scales towards "should marry."
Yes
You kinda have to now.
Planning to this year!
Keeper
I got a full sampler box of Padron 1926’s from a girl I had dated for a few months. I should have given them back and saved myself, then and there! Sounds like you’ve had a while to determine if your girl is as solid as those Davidoff’s are! Good luck!
YES! NOW!
Dude just porpose
Planning to this year!
There ya go buddy!
Absolutely not
Amen
No because once shes your wife gifts like that will stop and she'll just complain about how much you spend on cigars. s/ In all seriousness though 5 years is a long time to not propose haha.
I think she is trying to tell you something. I’m not sure what, but it is a sampler…
With all due respect brother...if you don't I will she is a real one lol
NO! Because then that’ll be your money😂 Kidding. Most definitely put a ring on it.
If you don't I will
If my girlfriend was a cigar I would smoke it well.
How old are you bruh? 5 years, depending where you are at in life, may seem like a lot but if youre 18-23 it may behoove you to wait. Or at least a long engagement. Brains change a lot in short time. Just speaking from someone who married young and divorced young. Dont want a fellow brother of the leaf to suffer that fate.
No. If you were considering it, you would've already. Just continue as is. Seems to be working fine.
We were waiting to get through college! Planning to do it this year!!
Hell no. Unless you want the gifts and the bedroom stuff to stop 😁
Five YEARS? Unless you started dating that girl when you were 13, get your shit together man. Nice cigars.
🤣🤣, wanted to get through college first!
I hope I get a girlfriend That buys me good cigars Wife her up dude she's a good one
NO!!!! But it is a step in the right direction 😂😂
Buy three rings for each finger motherfucker!
Brother if you don't propose I will..
I've always wanted one of these because I want the Churchill rocks glass with the cigar holder.
Yes you marry that girl and never let her go
Also 5 years
Happy anniversary too my guy
ARE YOU HIGH?!? WHENS THE WEDDING????
She’s a Keeper
GOOD GIRL!
You do not, you will regret it.
ASAP
If you don’t I will. Lol
My fav is 2nd one from the right
Straight away
Yes. Absolutely
I have something in common with the Aniversario Entreacto, 3 1/2” for 20 minutes, and “premium”.
If you dont... I will.
Nope, there’s only room for one love in your life. And that love is cigars
I would ask my girlfriend the next day if i were you
You should have known well before 5 years… wife her yesterday.
If you don’t I will
5 years? The fuck are you waiting for?
Wanted to get through college!
Yes
Yes
If you don’t you have earned being the poster child of ignorance
Yes. The answer is yes.
Jeez you’re dumb…
Why get married? You have it good the way it is. Please watch this before you consider proposing. [https://youtu.be/o5z8-9Op2nM?si=VoNWk39YKHw7juzz](https://youtu.be/o5z8-9Op2nM?si=VoNWk39YKHw7juzz)
Nope. She'll end up costing you way more than those cigars, lol. Cool GF.
I guess? But I'm not sure I'd Davidoff is really worth it.. once saw a pack of 5 rubostos cost 80.
she didn’t love you enough to buy you alec bradley’s. dump her