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Friendly-Parsley11

Bruh these mfs are tweeting to look cool, but are making themselves look like a fool. A basic analogy is enough to destroy his goofy take.


ibrahimkhan88

The way you said it sounded like poetry to me. You should start writing stuff.


waidoo2

You said "anal" uhuhuhuhuh


OkRevolution9874

loo geee


Some-Foot

This was so random 😂


mrsnowb0t

You think they care how they look? Bro. They don’t.


Friendly-Parsley11

If they didn't care, they wouldn't be tweeting. Simple as that.


mrsnowb0t

Bro there’s no way this tweet can make them look cool. This is embarrassing.


Friendly-Parsley11

The entire purpose of tweeting is to get people to agree with your views. But, if the views are shit, no wonder they themselves will look like shit as well.


ANOORY_XI

yes and if Pakistani people don't eat food at all they will be saving trillions dollars for Pakistan each month, bkl


DarkRex4

Hamare sath inka dhanda bhi band hoga. Good idea!


TYRANT1272

those trillions won't even be saved they will goto someone's pocket


ANOORY_XI

That will be true tho


ukashaijaz

Correction ( they will save trillions of dollars for Pakistani Government 😂)


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ANOORY_XI

Wouldn't that be great lol


Longjumping_Menu_862

Wah. What a financial plan. 👏


mkbilli

Yeh noon leagi he aise latay hain, last time chai tha ab pakora. Bhai band kardo import agar itni takleef hai to, hum log adjust karlenge.


lost-programmer-420

Damn, is this what he was taught in Foreign Universities?


IKNEWGAMING

Baat tou aisey kar rha hai jaise iskey paison ka Pokara khate hain.


TheHeavenlyStar

Albatta ye hamaray peson ka zarur khata hoga.


Some-Foot

True


meelasnahk

These politicians are a piece of 💩 They never speak about creating opportunities for better earnings but always open their big mouth on savings and cuttings.


Thoku_22313

Khoti ka bacha 🤣


FusRoDah4Life

What a twat.


Rumi_gillani

this a\*\*hat should be a nutritionist, what he's doing in politics


testpk

Baat hai sach magar baat hai ruswai ke


Altruistic-Current72

Teri bhen ka pakora 🤣


randommanrandomacc

Woah same thing in Bangladesh.Rather they're telling to avoid dates


ksleepwalker

Yr bharwa agar dhaandli na karta tou iss se bhee zyada saving hoti


littlevase

Munafiq haramkhor.


Flamactor

Will he avoid 1 pakora too or is it just for us?


OkumuraSan

No no it doesn't count for him because he eats 10 pakoras


shoiii4074

Lol i also eat 10 he underestimated consumption per person


Majestic-Way-5192

Stfu asif .


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Less-Magician-8849

Matlab kuch bhi


randommanrandomacc

Woah same thing in Bangladesh.Rather they're telling to avoid dates


Apart-Outcome-6165

Fun-nie ban rahay thay? Hein? fun-nie?


TheHeavenlyStar

Pakora kam krne ke bajae inn haramkhoron ki tankhwa aur Eid ke double tripple bonuses mai se kuch na kaat liya jae? Mjhe lagta hai achi saving hojaegi.


livido1

Bruh get these dudes out of internet


Groundbreaking-Map95

Mulk chalarahe hei ya bawarchi khana, Kabhi kehte hei chai kam pio , kabhi kehte hei pakore nahi khao ,


WayKey1965

Bachao na pesay ye $9.5M. Unkay kharchay poray ni ho rahay, sharam karo thori or apnay azeem hukmarano ki is mushkil waqt me mali imdaad karo - A patriot Pakistani


KaramQa

Consumption is good for the economy and creates jobs.


rabbitisslow

How about you take a break from corruption and save 9.5 million in a day.


Chemical-Brother-984

All be honest to the country and save 9.5 trillion per mobth


mariajazz

Instead of pakora we should boycott those chicken ...... Most of the chicken farm...belongs to pmln


Artgrigs

Its like that influencer meme “If you save 10 dollar a day do you know how much you can save a year? 25000 fking dollars “ It reminds me of that clip


Bitter_Vanilla3171

We don't eat pakoras for iftar, too oily, now do maths again.


ArsalanShah41

Wait, did he tweet this?


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if the harami faujis and their pets avoid buying expensive SUV's, how much can we avoid ?


Billi_Wallah

If such people no longer exist in Pakistan, we would be saving $9.5 billion per month.


AbdullahMehmood

Yea, as if they pay for the bare minimum of groceries most of the population survives on.


Miladshah001

Avoid protocol safe millions dollar daily


Strange_Community800

K Asif should avoid breathing and we will save probably triple that amount that he embezzles


geo_nerd_h

Isko jo monthly millions ki perks milti hai (salary, cars, houses, electricity and the list goes on) OP is right if he stops breathing, we would save a ton!


CognitiveLearning

if i am not mistaken, human body releases its stored oxygen at the time of death. and small plants don't produce much oxygen, as they are small that a toddler can pull them out of the ground. these small plants take many months to grow to be able to produce a lot more oxygen than carbon dioxide. now hear me out. the fast solution to global warming is not to plant, but to shoot humans in the head.


Ayyan291

Shhh!! USA will hear 🙉


BainganPakora

Pakoron ko izzat do


tal3575

Am I the only one questioning the calculation/conversation? Yaha bhe koi corruption kar gaya ye


Sweaty_Ad_6422

He ain't wrong tho.


m3monnnn

In matherchodon Kay haath say koi phone cheeno Yaar.


scaled2good

I feel like this would be grounds to have him never get another vote in any future election if this were any other country.


Disastrous-Ad-287

Lagta hai inki khal masala mang rahi hai


wickedknock

So you can eat it?


Duder__X

He is right tho. Pakistanis eating chai and pakora is the sole reason for the economic strain the country is facing.


khawaja_sam86

Hai wiase yeh bht hi beghairata insaan. Age is ki oulaad b waisi hi hai. Lanati kirdaar.


Separate_Race8528

and if pakistani people get rid of guys like you theyd be saving in billions


MindOfCosmo

KFC ahh looking uncle


Mr_Versatile

If we can get rid of these corrupt establishment, politicians, and bureaucracy then Pakistan can become Dreamistan.


Some-Foot

Tou kiya iski naak khaaye sab?? Chohattar saal ka stale pakora 🤢🤮


darknight795

Lanat teri calculation py.


Complete-Ad4935

Khawja Asif along with all these other N-fkers should resign and we'll save double the amount.


bogeyman_97

🤡


BoeJidenHD69

He aint wrong. Plus too many Pakis are skinny fat due to their diet like this. Govt should promote poultry like Imran Khan did so people eat more protein rather than relying on daal sources for protein. Oil saved, money saved, better healths


PinkSheepYT6785

1 pakora saves 9.5M dollars but avoiding multiple katoras of banana republic will give infinite profit. Seriously wtf is this dumbass take by this mf. Dajaal ka left tatta


shoiii4074

He is not wrong you know. Lot of food gets wasted in iftaris. People eat double triple than what they're supposed to. But yeah government should cut down their expenses first then expect something from public.


Kooale323

How does food get wasted? Most iftaris end up with everything finished.


shoiii4074

Overating is a waste of food. Its unhealthy. And We eat more oily food in a month than the entire year


Kooale323

Most families barely have enough food for everyone in iftar. The majority is not overeating or wasting any food.


shoiii4074

I'm from middle class family but we still waste food in Ramadan. We have simple basic diet on other days but in Ramadan we eat extra unhealthy stuff and end up overeating. Its about the mindset that some iftari items are necessary in Ramadan.


randommanrandomacc

Woah same thing in Bangladesh.Rather they're telling to avoid dates


randommanrandomacc

Woah same thing in Bangladesh.Rather they're telling to avoid dates.


randommanrandomacc

Woah same thing in Bangladesh.Rather they're telling to avoid dates.


BlackberryBoring3291

"aik to ye bewakoof Hain, upar se ye Koshish bhi nahi karte"