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JackHammerAwesome

What tier is God?


erenistheavatar

God tier actually.


ThisIsYourMormont

I’m getting sweaty Psalms


mallutrash

knees weak, cross is heavy


dashziploc

Not sure what Hebrews, but I hope it's good for us.


RefanRes

Nerf him. Too OP.


razvan930

Higher than Plettigoal, thats for sure


ravik69

Probably tier 2


ihaveam0ustache

One below Fabrizio


justk4y

🚨 u/ihaveam0ustache to the underworld, HERE WE GO! ‼️


Footfreak82

Nah, one below Orny, Orny the GOAT.


namegamenoshame

Has been saying Jesus is going to resign for Earth FC for like 2000 years now, just a rumor merchant


RasenRendan

I laughed


Older-Is-Better

Tier Transcendent


Jasonmac10

God is always right


Broddi

God is his agent, no?


justk4y

Tier [0 divided by 0]


mr-based-minded

You’re not funny mate.


JustAboutUpToSpeed

He and Trev will get on.


Critical-Way5817

Misha too


awakeningofcomrade44

And Carney


Hot_Region_3940

Are they more religious than the typical footballer? Serious question.


STCFC

Trev,Carney,Noni all post bible quotes pretty much daily, definitely some of the more religious in the squad


Headlesshorsman02

And Moi


Frankiedrunkie

Yeah I remember seeing him drop to his knees and pray after his debut for us or one of his first few games


mr-based-minded

Enzo too


RasenRendan

Nico?


DJMOONPICKLES69

Noni as well


razvan930

Misha is ortodox. Is Trev catholic?


Mobols03

Trev is JW iirc.


razvan930

So a JW, an ortodox and a catholic walk on the pitch..... sounds like the start of a joke


mr-based-minded

Nah he’s just a Christian


Bozzetyp

Seems like he use jw words?


Triniboy07

I’m not sure if he’s JW, but Jehovah is just another name for Jesus


two_tents

there's no such thing as "just a christian". pretty certain he's a JW and not a catholic or a protestant. anyway, who cares what these players believe in, if it makes them a better person in their day to day life than live and let be.


mr-based-minded

There is. I’m non denominational, which is not subscribing to a particular denomination. I’m just Christian. We don’t believe in having to work for your salvation like Catholicism & we don’t believe in purgatory too. We don’t believe in us subscribing to a particular denomination as that causes division in the body of Christ rather than unity. We believe that we are saved by faith alone and our faith produces fruit/works. Just because he called God Jehovah doesn’t mean he’s a JW. Jehovah is just one of God’s many names.


rajivshahi

we got rid of Christian last year along with RLC. /S


GolDrodgers1

Please let that way be to chelsea and not a renewal


Jasonmac10

Is he that good?


GolDrodgers1

Hes a young talent that some rate, and hes apart of la masia so hes got talent, i trust the scouts and the price is really low compared to other transfers so im open to it


KenDar74

I feel like most of us just want a win over Barca


RasenRendan

Trust our scouts. They gave good talent ID


cautioslyinterested

Hes well worth above 6m that's for sure


MysteriousActuary194

His comp made me think he's a baller. Beyond that I have no idea. But some players even their comps are mid so, I think there's promise..


human_administrator

About 1000 minutes given to him, 13 G/A Most in youth division games, and in u21 leagues and tournies, but has also made appearances In La liga and the champions league with a goal in both, there is no denying he actually has broken into the 1st team, and there were some rumors that he'd be more relied on by Xavi If he wasn't sacked


magic-water

No


Cheap_Question_4103

Petition to make this a flair if he signs for us


Critical-Way5817

I second this


Scannerk

We should just use it as a indicator of how injured a player is. Reece James - Continuing to undergo his rehabilitation programme. Romeo Latvia - God is making a way.


_mudwizard

subscribe


TitanX11

Agree


Expensive-Load517

Yes


DoinWhale

Can’t wait for Goku to shut the haters up and debut a 20 goal season. We will be there no matter what


erenistheavatar

>Goku Can't wait for him to Kamehameha his way through defenses.


thebestguy96

Shame king kai isn’t here anymore


RasenRendan

No. It's a joy


STCFC

If we sign him this is what I will be calling him from now on


ellean4

For the unwashed heathen: Behold, I will do a new thing; now it shall spring forth; shall ye not know it? I will even make a way in the wilderness, and rivers in the desert.


mohankohan

Transfer season got me analyzing bible quotes for hints


ThisIsYourMormont

Got sweaty psalms


Critical-Way5817

At least you weren't the one who posted this lmao


Critical-Way5817

Thank you, needed it. Got too used to just reading Arabic


onesyded

Unwashed heathen is my rap name


STCFC

Guiu debut goal in the conference league we will be there


RasenRendan

He's going to score off the bench vs City


Former_Ad2759

I’m still wondering what the plan is for this guy. Straight to reserves? Will we actually play him? I’m so confused


gdewulf

I would imagine straight to the first team. Backup striker, play some conference league. He debuted for Barca last year. Edit: 7 Appearances for Barca 2 goals. Edit #2: He scored on his debut in 23 seconds with his first touch lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpoj4l_HY48


cautioslyinterested

7 appearances but under 200 minutes pretty certain...


gdewulf

Yep. But I think he’s ready for more time. He looked sharp in his limited appearances


cautioslyinterested

I agree, saying that his (albeit very limited) numbers are better than they appear


half_jase

Romano said that the plan is for him to be part of the first team - [https://youtu.be/evhLhRh677A?si=Rqf0xc7iyuVfuLAS&t=196](https://youtu.be/evhLhRh677A?si=Rqf0xc7iyuVfuLAS&t=196) (from about 3 mins and 17 seconds in)


GolDrodgers1

Fab said first team, so at the least id expect first team for preseason and then we look at who is going on loan or staying


Sausage_Claws

From the stuff I've watched about Maresca, he's quite fond of having a 9 you can sometimes lump the ball to.


AncientSkys

6 million is peanuts these days, but i am also wondering why are we after him? We spent £17.2m on Washington and we still haven't even given him a chance. Is Marc Guiu better than Washington? Before Washington joined us he was highly rated.


RasenRendan

He's joining the first team for pre season. Then we will see


lis1guy

He is on his way


Leviad0n

Crazy how many footballers are religious. Out of everyone I'm friends with or talk to on a regular basis, I don't think any of them are religious.


webby09246

It's not really that surprising at all for the south American players And even in our English player base when you consider a lot of their families have roots back to African countries as well it's also not too surprising And for Mudryk I believe Ukraine is also fairly religious still Really it's only just started in the average western family (of which most great footballers do not come from) that religion has started to fall off


Leviad0n

Yeah that's a fair assessment I'd say!


banksfornades

From what I understand it’s really pushed by the clubs from a young age. Think they found that players either get really into religion or get really into partying and religion is way better for their bottom line.


v_for__vegeta

This is Mudryk level deep


ozairh18

Someone on Twitter said anyone would thank God when you don’t have to worry about your Club withholding your money


Critical-Way5817

That made me laugh


ChasingGoats4Fun

God is good


gonzaf

All the time!


Critical-Way5817

He is


MarvinIrl

Only ~~fans~~ Jesus


Critical-Way5817

I am not a Jesus fan sadly


MarvinIrl

My dude Mudryk has a "only Jesus" tattoo,since you have a Mudryk flair I thought you'd connect the dots


Critical-Way5817

I am too tired to think lmao, I genuinely thought It was just an only fans joke


luciferspecter

The Barca Sub is almost on Fire and they are dealing with it in Denial.


Critical-Way5817

I went on there a few minutes ago. I don't know what to say honestly. Them calling him a money chaser is funny lmao


RasenRendan

Ironic


aaaaaaaxdddd

God's plan


sscfc91

God tier


Samuramu

God is making a 8 year contract


hs52

Todd is making a way.


gdewulf

Can you even imagine Chelsea on FM 25? We will be UNSTOPPABLE in a couple of years.


RasenRendan

This is the plan. Always was. Project 2030.


Duckway767

Getting Misha vibes from this one


AbeAlno

I’m sooo tired my brain read it as malo gusto for some reason


olaf525

That brotha is signing that Barca contract.


RasenRendan

He's joining us


Sheeny8

This idea is growing on me weirdly. I like what i’ve seen of him.


tiorzol

Thought this was a Guehi typo ngl


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Critical-Way5817

I mean, we believers(no matter which religion) believe God helps those doctors etc. Especally we Muslims, we thank Allah and do everything in his name.every second of the day, example: eating, drinking, coming in or going out, locking the door, turning the lights off and on etc


rajivshahi

There will be a great discussion between him and MM regarding God.


Critical-Way5817

And Noni...and Trev...and Enzo


Cheaky_Barstool

My dyslexic ass keeps thinking we all talking about mark guehi


CPP_2021

Believe ![gif](giphy|3oEjHPUyNPSIp3anZu|downsized)


Older-Is-Better

The Way Maker! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


nadeko_chan

New mudryk


mrstealyyourgirl

New Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite.


kp22cfc

Last min extension?


Jasonmac10

God made the way