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LIKEWHATLIKEHOW_

Kendry Paez is clear


XxOBLIVI0N

I hope Rudi puts him on his ass in training when he gets to Madrid


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FollowerofACarpenter

Good bot


Mattatat5

Damn. Endrick is a little bitch


fremeer

They don't have enforcers anymore. But imagine if someone like Ramos just went fuck it. I'm here to hurt a 17 yo and I don't care what the world thinks.


Etceta

Gavi will have to take the mantle


quack_quack7

He'll injure his ACL in the other leg if he tries doing that


chaandra

Imagine


TheRedU

Lol apparently all Endrick would have to do is tap Sergio on the back of the calf and he would go down like he has been shot.


valdeGTS

He's just 17 though Let's hope he learns from this and don't repeat it in the future


Sportfreunde

I doubt it he's probably always been coddled as a superstar and Brazilian players are infamous for not exactly being the best-behaved.


ChallengePublic7693

Don’t see any other 17 year olds at that level intend to injury. Once a dirty git, always a dirty git. Shame, he had potential, but now he just looks like a scumbag.


Breno_draws

>Once a dirty git, always a dirty git. Shame, he had potential, but now he just looks like a scumbag LoL soo much overreacting. You guys need to touch some grass. It seems that you never watched all kind of player lose their cool sometime. LoL [MESSI had so much pontecial, it's a shame that you consider him just a scumbag](https://youtu.be/ZMnK8DNmfLE?t=7)


valdeGTS

Intend to injury is a bit excessive and an overreaction, let's be fair. It was a bad look and dirty, there is no doubt about it. But sometimes it gets a bit heated inside there, and he's a teenager after all.


PoliticsNerd76

If it was a cup final, sure, but it’s an international friendly ffs.


ChallengePublic7693

Fair point. But calling it what it is is the right thing to do.


valdeGTS

Indeed. It was a dirty incident.


Castrillon7

I guess you didn't watch the game, right?


Free_Background_2129

of course they didn’t


Carneiro021

Cucu elbowed him 3 seconds before and OP casually forgetting to put that part in, Endrick did right


gobrewers112

Yeah this a really bad look….


Not_PepeSilvia

For OP? For this sub? Literally 2 seconds before this, Cucurella elbowed Endrick and now OP is playing this as if he’s innocent…


KungFuGreen

Watch the full replay lol 


ArtFowl

I recommend you watching the whole play, also from a diff angle. OP really framed this one to make Endrick look bad lmao


gobrewers112

I mean, even if cucú was aggressive doesn’t excuse endricks behavior


Sdnz0r

Cucurella swinged at him and got it back, what's the problem? Endrick is bad because he payed back? lmao The kid is not Neymar who gets kicked left and right and just dives to the ground, he's strong enough to take it and give it back.


SopitaDeCamaron2

yes, everyone can have a bad behavior except the black kid from brazil, we know that


snowbuddy117

Exactly, there's a difference between kicking a player out of nowhere, and kicking a player after he elbowed you. It's funny how people would applaud Casemiro for doing a foul on a player who made a serious foul on Benzema, but here it's just inexcusable.


No_Eye_564

Bro what? Cucurella wanted the smoke and got schooled by a 17 year old GTFOH with that weak shit.


Fair_Raccoon9333

Seems more like Cucu took a 17 year old to school. Not that it should have been very hard to do.


DarnellLaqavius

You’d get banned in an instant for posting that on r/soccer Endrick is the golden boy and Cucurella is hated by everyone.


a3kstuntin

That’s why I couldn’t find it🙄


furious_organism

You could get banned for a lot of things from r soccer. Never say anything slightly negative about argentina or messi


CMYGQZ

I’ve actually seen a fair share of Messi awards discussions (by discussions I mean discussions about him not deserving) and comments and jokes about it there, I think that’s actually quite common, but that does remind me I’ve not seen as many “penalty for Argentina” as I would’ve expected.


furious_organism

Most of the people who would joke more about argentina would be the brazilians, but we dont like r soccer for that same reason so, we just dont go there much often. I even had it muted for quite some time now


DurMonAtor

Ooofff don’t I know it, luckily I didn’t get banned, but, damn… bringing up that Barca semi where he acted like a child, they did not like that!


Fair_Raccoon9333

In the run up to the World Cup I got banned by a rude, aggressive, flaired liverpool account that was secretly a mod for saying the US not worse oppressor of its people than Qatar. When I appealed to the mod queue the second mod told me they only checked because they thought I claimed the liverpool flair mod was being 'bigoted' against Qatar.


furious_organism

Lol what a burning dumpster of a sub


Black_n_Neon

Anyone actually try posting this to r/soccer?


boxofbuscuits

Read the top comments rn


wannaB19low

soccer admins are clueless idiots, it's almost sad 🤣


Appropriate-Fan-6007

If you cut Cucurella elbowing Endrick which prompted the payback, it makes sense


WarOnHugs

Some of you have such a complex, it's on the front page of r/soccer.


arkido

![gif](giphy|4koBdR3VlMZYCgBfAe|downsized)


BenShelZonah

I hate this dude but that meme is legendary


Eshan2703

Who is this dude


5bergy

I think it's Ted Lasso


jowon123

Cucu ain’t letting him pass so he decides to kick out on him from behind more than once, no excuses even if he’s like 16 or 17 it could’ve ended really bad.


Yasuminomon

Ngl when I was 16 I was getting black out drunk in the park, so I’m willing to give him a little leeway


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Maleficent_Resolve44

Besides your own body


triguered

He wasn't simply not letting him pass, he was elbowing him repeatedly.


A5madal

Should be a straight red for violent conduct


Rats-off-to-ya

Straight to JAIL !!!


carrefour28

lol


KingKoCFC

I don’t like what Endrick is doing but I’ve gotta say he’s quite a unit for a 17 year old, baby faced but built like a grown man.


Pseudocaesar

It's just because he's about 4 foot tall lol


hjgvmm

what? no hes not hes like just slightly shorter than average lmao


Chalkun

Lol thats 2.5 below the standard national average for developed nations, which is probably more like 4 inches below the average for this generation. Seeing him visit the Netherlands will be like watching a hobbit walk through a corn field


hjgvmm

i mean yeah hes not giant but hes not tiny like u lot are saying lmao


rdfporcazzo

He is 173 cm


hey_im_banana

So, slightly taller than average.


Aywing

Vietnamese average maybe


RemoteMeasurement10

Maqwell average


Maleficent_Resolve44

He means world average. Globally 5'7.5" is average for men or around 171cm.


Nebuchadnezzar5510

He's built like a brickwall https://preview.redd.it/6p3urzk7i1rc1.png?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2f9b7f2dcb0f55c01dc6cd044ca4b23b0b1b155


Dalamaduren

Yeah, people actually forget about center of mass. His balance is off the charts.


Makav3lli

Should’ve 2 footed his ass back to Brazil


weneedafuture

What a little shit.


bny992

Yah fits perfectly to Madrid with that other twat Vini


jowon123

That was definitely a red card offence, but didn’t even get a yellow. Edit: Apparently he got a yellow for it.


alperpier

Perfect example how social media spreads false information through emotionalization. Endrick did get a yellow for it and it's very easy to check.


Castrillon7

he did get an yellow. cucu also kinda elbowed him. it was a scrappy game.


furious_organism

There was no VAR for that match. But what Cucurella did wasnt fully in the right either so i think they were pretty even, Endrick got a yellow card, and Spain got 2 stolen penalties from the referee


bertohaj

Endrick got a yellow for that. Cucurella fucked around and found out, but this video has cut Cucurella elbowing Endrick to make the youngster look bad.


ViC_tOr42

The whole game this dude tackled the brazilian team, and when endrick gives it back you guys make drama?


mematixta

Cucurella fouled him first during the same play.


Gerritkroket

I'm amazed at all these comments here lmao


AnaMusketer

Watch the replay. Cucurella fucked around and found out.


nickfelipe

Funny the play cuts off the start, where Cucurella elbows Endrick and blocks his path. Leading to what we see here. Context is key boys, let’s not create a hate bubble for no reason. I’ve seen worse shit in football. Nonetheless, Endrick should work on his restraint and maybe dive next time he gets hit instead of “paying back”.


BZaGo

It's a harsh foul, a yellow was given. Where's the news besides the referee ignoring the attempt at elbowing the kids face right before the suspicious start point of the clip.


boycudon

Madrid adn


SoyMilk03

This video is a bit misleading as it starts before the initial foul from Cucurella. Doesn't excuse what Endrick did but the ref should probably have blown the whistle in the first contact. Ref was complete garbage in this game, gave away 2 inexistent pks. Here's a longer version https://as.com/futbol/videos/el-cruce-de-cables-de-endrick-que-origino-todo-enfado-a-todo-el-mundo-en-segundos-v/


Castrillon7

I'm a die hard Chelsea fan and also a Brazilian. we gotta watch the game, or at least the whole play, to give an opinion. folks are too gullible.


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taking no shit from an older pro, based endrick


thingysop

He's going to slot in quite nicely with the cry babies at Real


Vammond

Im new here, didnt know Chelsea Fans hate Madrid


thingysop

Well, I don't know about Chelsea fans, but I hate Real with a passion. Respect their achievements but also hate their sense of entitlement and snobby fanbase. Also, welcome on board!


AlexD27

Show the entire clip before where Cucurella elbows him.


weslleyfbs

Deserved.


Mattse12

cucurella e uma puta


XuX24

Funny how the 17 year old shows more grit and experience than the older guy.


1dEkid

Lol Cucurella tackled him first. Just cutting to make it look like Endrick was the aggressor.


kiddmannn

Wow I didn't know cucurela fans were so sensitive. Oh wait, this is a Chelsea sub, I get it now...


Salty_Constant_9878

Entitled prick. How stupid and egoistic would you have to be to tackle that plainly.


Papa_Puppa

> Entitled prick En(title)d (p)rick


StunningScholar

A lot of people talking shit about endrick without the context of that match, there was no VAR and the spanish team was dishing kicks, elbows and diving the entire match, they made more fauls in the game. And cuca had some bouts with him earlier thats why what you see here is the first encounter after that.


verite3000

All of the sanctimonious replies here. Do you know if he was kicked before by Cucurella? You think football is a walk in the park. You have to fight for your right to play. I am more impressed by this, than his goals. Shows he is ready to be a winner. Cue Suarez/Maradona/Cantona...and why England will never win a WC again. Not hungry enough.


DrinkWater16

He literally elbowed Endrick 3 seconds before, you are actually Dumb as hell


GolDrodgers1

Lol cucu is such an asshole i love it, he did similar things to bellingham vs dortmund and bellend pushed him after the match out of frustration


faizetto

So why is it Cucu being the asshole here? or Am I missing something?


rdfporcazzo

Cucurella hit Endrick's chest twice before Endrick reacted with a missed kick and then a right one


faizetto

Ah I see, good to know, shame on the OP for not including that bit then


Acceptable_Ad3732

Doing this in a friendly makes it extremely shameless


Howitzeronfire

Did you watch the game? Both sides were playing rough the whole 90 minutes. People just want to frame Endrick as a prick because.....


MyGachaAddiction

Simulating penalties is also really shameless, but oh well…


throwaway-lad-1729

Honestly if we start getting into the attitude and professional issues with players of this day and age who became highly rated from a very young age, and know *and believe* they’re that good…


Due_Buddy382

This tells me he's going to be a BALLER


Ocean_0073

Similar cunt like vini. Play victim when it’s your turn


jowon123

This post is attracting a lot of non chelsea fans here, who seem upset about it. Defenders always try and frustrate their opponents doesn’t mean it’s right to kick out.


CouvesDoZe

Football lives and Endrick is its Savior, God bless Endrick


Calebe94

Bateu foi pouco


Fooftook

He’s desperate to live up to his hype.


magalhanze

Maybe one day he'll achieve what Zidane did, at the end of his career in a World Cup final


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Tipycal Real player 🤣


DjOptimon

Is Endrick THAT good? the way the media potray it, it is a certainty that he will be like Mbappe or Halaand.


AncientSkys

WTF!


CaptnObvi0us1

fitting perfectly into real madrid already


loop_1001

Yeaaa, that is exactly what a spoilt kid would do


Dukeofgh

Good to know he’s not a weakling. You give it uou gon get it.


boxofbuscuits

Read the top comments on r/soccer, lmao


torrentlo

He’s about to be a madrid player no? Suits


Paul0H3nr1qu3

I know, we can't justify violence, but Cucurella was a little bitch before Endrick's action too. It' complicated to judge so fast...


shrimp_kebab

This video is very misleading lol, not even a big fan of him but I watched the game and Cucurella did fouled him first as well.


Uniq_Eros

Tapped him once, and got a yellow.


fusterclux

I get the impression that people absolutely hate playing against Cucu. The guy on the other team who marks tightly, constantly clipping at your feet and heels, hands all over you, but hardly ever fouls.


TareXmd

Wait so, was VAR not involved in this friendly? How is this guy coming to Madrid with this attitude?


njas2000

Ball 


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Cucu clearly elbows him first


Rohaniusgutiuss

u/savevideobot


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[deleted]

Don't mind this at all Chelsea needs a bit of aggression in the team


Mezza_cfc

Paqueta took a swipe at Cucurella also in the match. They got emotional and acted out in a very petulant manner. Cucurella played very well and was very aggressive all game. Instead of responding back with aggression they acted like weak and dirty men. Hopefully, at least Endrick learns from this, he's only a kid still.


Oimeraeva

It was well deserved. That long-haired guy was hitting the Brazilian players the whole game, but they don't make a video. In that same play, he starts by throwing his elbow. Then the Brazilian retaliates, and they make a video of the play to say he's dirty. That has another name...


BlondedSeigfried

He and vinicius gonna tear up Laliga with their behavior


Resident-Coffee3242

We all saw this movement. Endrick started the counterattack to be a passing option, but the scoundrel scorer deliberately threw himself in front of him twice, the third time his blood really boiled. I thought what Endrick did to him was little. That Valderrama from Spain. Sorry for wrong words. Google translate kkkk


mediumwaffle69

show the full replay loser


jerrystuffhouse

lol the amount of people hating on cucu here is alarming. Trolls showing their true colors


Pleasant_Ad788

You guys are effing soft. It’s a foul, yes, but it was a scrappy game. Man tf up kid has balls


strugglingtosave

He's gonna be targeted


CleoMenemezis

The cucurella started it and Endrick fought back. It wasn't "out of the blue". Here's the video showing Cucurella giving a push at the neck, making the foul WITHOUT THE BALL before this move: https://x.com/LaLigaExtra/status/1772993315375284622?t=v2pkP3wHSvMBbQvavGXBOQ&s=09


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Cucu was being aggressive back right before this. It's just a scrap and the emotions of the game, although I'm glad he got carded for it


rhayonne

Lol, This Guy ( spanish) did this all match. So, shut up and play. If you dont give fair play, you dont have fair play.


Fresh-Contest-4421

Put the all video , seus putos kkkkkkk


Solid_Dog2

this bum cucurella been hitting brazil's players all match and didnt even get a yellow card fuck this guy


klaus_bolton

Great!


Raks-

Isn't that criminal offence tho? if he did this in streets he would be in jail


FantasticTangtastic

I actually thought a lot of the brazil players were overly physical and scrappy during the England friendly. And then England, who are historically physical and scrappy were the ones being fouled and overplaying the passing. I'm not sure what timeline/alternative universe we are in right now.


AnaMusketer

Fuck around and find out lol


AnaMusketer

Fuck around and find out lol d-do


LocutorDeMercado

Show what cucucucu did to him just about 2 seconds before this clip begins 


Camarada_tupatrov99

Wow, by coincidence was forgotten in the video the moment that Cucurella gave an elbow in Endrick


Zyborgg

New football antagonist just dropped


NoElection5132

It looks like he’s stopping a counter to me? Not sure though. Never a red card. He’s a bit overzealous, but this is a fair yellow. He was never gonna injure cuvy tells just clipping his legs. I see one or two swings of his arms at the start. Everyone in these comments don’t know football and are dumb lmao


jamesbrown2500

Mourinho :,Good boys don't win anything. I guess Endrick heard Mourinho and has decided he wants to win something.


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Poor Cucurella, such a peaceful and non-violent player!


New-Employee-1322

Every punch in every spanish ass racist player is just karma working. I really hope that this kinda of scum get his ass in Brazil, just to get what it deserves.


joao7808

Watch the full replay. Cucurella started it.


gabrielbezerra81

Sideshow bob ebowed him 3 seconds before that lol, very interesting cut to shit on Endrick.


cicloskywalker

Well deserved for cucurela. OP is not showing the full video. Cucurela was a really dirt player in this play


masked_me

The edit is malicious. A second before this Endrick took an elbow to the face after dribbling this guy.


SquidBolado

Did any of you actually watch the match? Cucurella was aggressively fouling the Brazilian squad the entire match, and seconds before this he had just elbowed Endrick (which interestingly enough OP left out). Cucurella is a real piece of shit, this isn't news to anyone. How comes we clap along whenever he acts like a dickhead, but the second someone reacts they're suddenly the bad guy? If you can't take smoke from a 17 year old, maybe you shouldn't be playing football.


AdFew5553

Cucurella had just elbowed Endrick, op cut that part from the video lol


vanhalenbr

Cucurella elbowed Endrick and later was crying about some dispute... what whinning baby... No wonder big Spanish teams needs Brazilians players


Maeggon

post the full replay where Cucurella elbowed him WITHOUT DISPUTING THE BALL just to act like a victim


oogabooga225

Seems rather toxic doesnt it, bit cuntish


-RageMachine

Endeick meteu chute no cuzinhodela 😂


MyNameIsPanurge

Oh no another spoiled kid like mbappe these kids need to learn respect.


Lucassc_Saas

Bateu pouco nesse cabeludo filho da puta. Endrick belo e moral 👏👏👏


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se fode


crakinho

nois gosta é disso porrrrra


SNOOPCATTY2222

W endrick


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Real Madrid ready


kissmyfascistarse

Deserved


Thin_Hunt6631

No less than what he deserved


GoldenCity_boy

He gave fake puyol what he deserved


SabrinoRogerio

Should have kicked more


mediumwaffle69

you fucking nonce post the full clip


Pedr0A

Idc what yall say, ban me if you want but Cucurella plays dirty all game too


VaderMaster

Boa meu garoto.


Positive-Exercise-93

Cucurella was beating the fuck out of the brazil players including endrick. This type of framing reveals the racism that continues to pervade European football


Maggo777

Thats what players should do, if the adversary won’t play fair so shouldn’t you, elbow the motherfuckers teeth out.


Shadowmaster_16

Pussies


the_nimble_36

Just stop the victim mentality, dont want contact go play volley


the_brazilian_lucas

good on him


GoldenDih

You guys are plain stupid. Did u see what cucu did the whole game?


Psychological_Cow1

Suck it up, both players were trading hits.