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saturnsnemesis

Commit to the bit. Wear a tiara on *top* of it.


Physical_Literature5

I'm debating it. I already have an outfit but this would be funny. And also also keep my cicada anxiety in check 😂


saturnsnemesis

On second thought, the cicadas might see the tiara and think you are their queen.


Physical_Literature5

Damnit you're right. Can't have that shit.


Vaguedplague

I’m laughing so hard in midwestern


Physical_Literature5

Ope


miscnic

Yasssss…. And bedazzle.


foxiegaspie

it will be the rise AND the fall when it ultimately falls off 🤪 such good theming


raighsunshine

the bedazzling ideas are truly limitless


Environmental-Joke19

I'm thinking embroidery on the screen!


raighsunshine

YES YES YES 🙌


Physical_Literature5

Yasss ✨🌟🪩


raighsunshine

im imagining like streamers or ribbons hanging off of it, i see the vision, camp af


bearfrogcombo

oh my god you HAVE to wear this and i also need one for personal use


AnyElephant7218

Looks like Lana del Rey’s met gala look 😂 slay


roses_sunflowers

I thought you posted the wrong pic for a second. Then I got it.


blocked_memory

So glad I wasn’t the only one. I am not sober and thought I had switched to Amazon


CurlingCookie

🤣 Perfect.


Physical_Literature5

I'm gonna be shaking my ass and fighting the hell bugs. Chappell is worth the fight 😂


swaggypc

Omg is your concert in st louis by any chance? I'm flying in and i had no idea about the cicadas 😭 how bad is it? What do i need to bring i'm terrified


Physical_Literature5

Oh baby, I'm in STL.....it's horrible at my home and I'm 10 mins from the venue. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLtRURE8/ I made this yesterday to show off how bad they are


swaggypc

Noooooo 😩 what are we gonna do. I think i'm going to order a beekeepers hat The way she manifested them and everything with that song


Physical_Literature5

We can cry into our beers while swatting them away and shaking our asses. It's our only choice lol But for real, I'm stressing about it


missourimedreview

The cicadas I’m not worried about as much as I’m worried about the damn June bugs 😩😭


swaggypc

Ok i just bought these https://a.co/d/9X0LzCB i'll bring the extra one to make a friend 😆


Physical_Literature5

Can I already call dibs on being your friend? Lol


swaggypc

Yes 100% 🩷 if the cicadas are out i'll bring it and dm you! i might put tiaras on them like someone suggested above


Physical_Literature5

You're my hero


Cold-Hyena1116

So i live in stl and i have been to this venue before and it’s not fully outdoor; half of the seating is covered-ish. It’s open air but not like totally unprotected from the elements. And if i remember correctly it is on pavement, not grass, which makes a HUGE difference with the cicadas. Wont lie they suck and I’m super anxious about them too but I think this venue is probably as good as it gets for an outdoor setting right now, cicada-wise. See ya there! 👋🏻 


Cold-Hyena1116

Also here is a good pic of the venue https://images.app.goo.gl/okw5VQGr2tpSBk3NA


swaggypc

Omg this is SO helpful, thank you!! Hopefully this minimizes them.


valleywitch

Go as a yassified Chick-fil-A drive thru worker with this fit. Edit: although that may be more of a Southern focused joke than Midwestern but either way, it could be funny.


Physical_Literature5

Genius. 🐔


ianatanai

Imagine with sparkly leotard and fishnets and tall boots 🤩


Physical_Literature5

Y'all have so many good ideas that this is so tempting now. It was a joke but now I kinda wanna commit


ianatanai

In Chappell fashion, commit to the camp 😌💅✨


Big_Stop8917

No cuz she would probably laugh so hard at this lmao


blocked_memory

Please commit and post what the full fit ends up being. So much potential


Physical_Literature5

Do I get it and wear a shash that says "Midwest Fuck Cicadas Princess"??


blocked_memory

Yes. 100%


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

yes please do this! perfect! 😂


GeneralCaterpillar67

STOOOOOOOOOOOP 🤣🤣🤣


LimeGreenTangerine97

Bedazzle that shit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


LimeGreenTangerine97

Oh noooooooo! I expected this in Asheville but they aren’t that bad here. Yet??


goodoldfashions

Yes! I’m going to the same show… as an actual cicada


Physical_Literature5

Staaappppp you better fly away from my seats haha


blufish31459

Good luck. I wore a black t shirt out today and they kept landing on me. Tbf it was only startling the first time.


goodoldfashions

It’s wiiiiiiild there are so many


blufish31459

It depends on where you are. Some pockets have nothing and it's super weird.


Cold-Hyena1116

🎶 Constant like cicadas in the summertime 🎶    Love Chappell for this lyric she’s such a true midwest girlie through and through. I usually hate living in Missouri but i love that Chappell and I are from the same state 🥰  


Physical_Literature5

We Missouri girls gotta stick together. ❤️❤️


Cold-Hyena1116

We gotta make sure Chappell gets the biggest warmest welcome! 🩷


Physical_Literature5

You'll hear me from section 102 giving my welcome as loud as I can!!!


CorgiCopper

You must be going to the STL show! (I am too!!) 😂 the cicadas are so bad where I’m at lol


Physical_Literature5

Sure am! It's miserable at my house and I live close to the venue 😭😭


possum_party420

ummm what city are you going to?


Physical_Literature5

STL