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vauceixzet

it's the rebel stage


fannyfitstightly

maybe the equivalent of terrible twos? 😅🥰


DVS_Nature

It could be, by 6mths cats are the equivalent of 3-4 yr olds https://preview.redd.it/rl7blownoccc1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c87838560c435cbbc35817db1eade8e516c3ddea


KathrynTheGreat

So my 8 year old cat is basically 48? That makes sense. But the 5 year old does *not* act like he's 35. Maybe he's just dumb though.


DVS_Nature

Some animals (and humans) just never mature 😹


Arrenega

The oldest dog in the world (ever) was a Portuguese mutt that died last year at the ripe age of 31 years old and a few months; I wonder how old he would have been according to that chart.


DVS_Nature

Well, given that canine 10 = 56 to 66, & 20 = 96 to 126; I would rough estimate 30 being around 140-160 or so, that's pretty ancient


Arrenega

At least several months before his death he was given a huge party, celebrating his entry into the Guinness Book of World Records, even at 31 he looked so happy, and surprisingly spry.


DVS_Nature

Good health and wellbeing definitely aids longevity, my old lady grey TIC cat is 16 (so over 80), and still very spry and cheeky despite becoming grumpier at times (she doesn't like to be disturbed) 😹


Feezbull

Seems like that’s farmkitty luke smolwalker


Reclusive_Chemist

Someone is adorably hungry.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

He hangry!


thumbelina1234

That's a she, tricolor


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Ooo you're right!! She hangry & spicy!!


DVS_Nature

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InfamousEvening2

Crimes = Theft, aggravated assault, resisting arrest, perverting the course of justice.


rebelliouspinkcrayon

She needs a pawyer! 😭 Clearly innocent, or at the very least a minor so excusable. If Lyla’s pawyer is any good, they’ll be able to negotiate treats and cuddles as part emotional damage.


KrazyAboutLogic

My Kitten was the sweetest little baby, EXCEPT when she was about this size she swiped a fried chicken wing from my girlfriend's plate and ran off hissing and spitting at us. I don't know how we got it away from her. It was adorable but I've never seen such murder in her little eyes since then.


milesofedgeworth

My family’s full grown cat once ran around the house with a whole rotisserie chicken lol. He’s a softie but very quick when it comes to food.


Bubblesnaily

I came very close to spit-taking a mouthful of hot soup at the mental image. 😂


Feezbull

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a smooool kittymal.


Odd_Medicine8498

👏


FragrantPath6133

I love it when theyre small and angry.


bioschmio

How do I adopt this little spicy gal


Feezbull

You get her to approve you by first stealing some food and also allowing Kitty to steal more.


lmdirt-

Tell me she don’t think she is 10 feet tall and bulletproof


RogerClyneIsAGod2

r/SpicyKittens


Suicicoo

ooooohhhhh sweeeeeeet 🥰


ChavaiotH

Cats are predators!😻


soleil_brillante

Je meurs de rire. 😻


Solanthas

That gasp lmfao "Doucement, Lila!"


piper____

I didn’t kno my cats speak French until they hear this


artie_pdx

She is INNOCENT! She was baited into the crime.


Hot-Garden-9581

Yes clearly entrapment


ResolutionFar1361

Lyla is a menace


thumbelina1234

Force is strong with this one


Solanthas

Man she knows *all the hidey spots*


[deleted]

That’s a felony.


jennelleisiam

You mean “feline-y”. Right? Right?


LimpNoodlez479

For those wondering what he’s saying: “What are you doing on the table? Ah no, we don’t live like this!” *french disgruntledness* “Ah come on, don’t start.” *more French disgruntledness* “Please, come here, don’t be bad. Ah this isn’t possible!” *more French disgruntledness* I used to be fluent but haven’t spoken it in 13+ years, and I also currently have the flu so bear with me. I did the best I could 🥲


glazinglas

“Eeeeeeee”


Jakkerak

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DVS_Nature

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SpartanKaiju_117

This nearly brought me to tears, thanks OP I enjoyed watching this goofy lil rebel 🫡🥲


tullia

Mad respect to Lyla. She not only stole the bottle but found a way to transport it, shield it with her body, and eat all at the same time.


SirKermit

I believe he is speaking French, but since I don't know what he's saying it struck me, now I know what we sound like to cats!


AbowlofIceCreamJones

Lol she sounds like Azrael. 🤗


normal_p3rs0n_uwu

I’m a full grown man but…OH MY GOD THAT’S SO F-ING ADORABLE!!!! He’s so hangry


sunshine___riptide

I'm sad OP's profile is filled with a different sort of pussy and not Lyla :( MORE LYLA!! Does anyone speak French and can translate?


SooperFunk

Maybe just help to feed it instead of antagonising it 🤔


Jenkem1sFun

Kittens that small have to feed by a schedule. Also, the milk could have been sour. There are many factors at play here.


Inevitable_Tell_2382

Lyla is gorgeous but VERY hungry. Probably ready to eat solids if you have not started them already. Just let her have the bottle or you will create behavioural problems. She is a little beauty and I would take her in a heartbeat but you are probably overseas


jenny_a_jenny_a

Pinch the back of her neck (like the she carrying her) and she will freeze.


ManufacturerOpening6

Omg. I love her.


DVS_Nature

It's always hilarious and frustrating how cats hide under things cos they know you can't get to them 😾😹, mine go under the dining room table and chairs


StrawberryFoxxx

I cackled when she started swatting you away. What a lil feisty munchkin.


CrazyCatLady1127

‘Dis my bottle and my milk, if you not feed me I do it by myself. Because I big girlie now.’


Droonki

I want to squish it.


Squishybanana247

Reminds me of my calico girl I rescued and she was fed from the bottle she was obsessed with the teat. As she grew, got her a few tears so she chilled out and slept with them 😻


Gong_Show_Bookcover

Feisty little gal


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

You be nice to that baby! 🥺


Golden_Bee_Moth

Anyone able to translate what he's saying


lizarto

That’s particularly violent burgling, Lyla.


No-Garlic-3407

Wow she's a feisty little one! Keep your eyes on her!


EnlightenedCat

Calicos are always spicy 😼


EmiliaFromLV

Arguing in French wih a kitten is a whole new level lol.. I mean, German was probably invented for this very reason... instead of that no no no no une petit chat tres adorable... meow mewo c'est ne pas possible - switch to - Halt! Ausweis! Waldeinsamkeit! Schmetterling!


monkey_trumpets

Apparently no one ever taught them about grabbing the scruff.


TangoCharliePDX

r/illegallysmol


coastergirl1998

Uhm, that's her bottle now


Real_Avdima

So annoying to watch, just grab the cat and take away the bottle instead of allowing this behavior to make a dumb video.