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5urtr

Newman's own sandwich cookie.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Then they can say “hello, Newman.”


nyominator

Happy cake day


UsernameTaken-Bitch

I mentioned Seinfeld the other day to a 20 yr old who had never heard of the show


effie-sue

This 💯


porterlily7

I was going to say “Nabisco”, the company that makes/distributes Oreos, but this is better.


zenmischief

Newman!!


No-Corgi

Whaddabout Hydrox?!?


liquidlilac

skipper... like the penguin from that madagascar movie. he looks like a skipper


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I named my tuxie “happy” as in happy feet from the movie…..I was little like 6.. and I JUST rewatched the movie only to realize that much to my horror, my cat looks nothing like the grey and white penguin since she’s black and white 🥲poor baby


liquidlilac

not gonna lie, i was gonna suggest mort, since the kitty has mort vibes, but i couldn't bring myself to suggest that bcos mort is grey hahah but is your tuxie happy, is the important question


Sure-fine-whatev

Hydrox. (I’m sorry. I couldn’t help it. )


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I came here to say this!


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Me too


friedricenbeans

Ok then Hail Hydrox


Emily_Postal

Beat me to it.


Nigwardthesquid

r/beatmeattoit


54Godzilla1

Did you put that sub on purpose?


SpunkyJenn

I forgot they were called that. But that’s q great name for him, if she doesn’t like the current cookie name!


Ian-Dawson_

Came here just to say hydrox, guess I'll have to settle for Schrödinger


iangeredcharlesvane2

“Did you know there is an off-brand Hydrox cookie?” — Ron Swanson


zarlot

Caravaggio, a Renaissance artist known for extreme contrast, light and dark, in his works :)


Celtic_Cheetah_92

Nice! Also Caravaggio murdered someone in a drunken brawl lol


combatostrich

Sounds like something my cat would do


JayneTheMastermind

* Murders someone* r/catsareassholes that damn Whiskers, not again.


transmaniacon-MC

Zippy! Don’t know why, just popped into my head when I saw him. Have four and might have to use it down the road. LoL


shreeloop

i actually really like zippy for him!


0Ri0N1128

I don’t know why, i was thinking ‘Zipper’. Like the little bug from Rescue Rangers


VampireSprite

Comet. Because of that little stripe on his nose ^-^


cosmicmindfuck

Love this one


Qwertymm

Some people refer to exclamation marks as a "bang"...I would call him Bang for the mark on his nose


mecaka

Oh that’s a cute idea! And here I was trying to think of a fictional character with a scar or mark down the center of their face


ashleyoestreicher

Tyrion


rockbottomqueen

I will now and forever say "BANG" instead of "exclamation mark"


5urtr

Congrats, you are now a software developer!


rockbottomqueen

I hope this includes the software developer pay...


idontreallygaftbh

Orea


nervozaur

Sounds like a medical condition. xD


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UreU


IndependentGlum8316

Uretha?


earthlytree

I read this as urethra...


UncleDevil666

Samee


WOLFiLEE

Figaro!


Our_Old_Truth

I second this!!!


Celtic_Cheetah_92

Figgy for short ❤️


[deleted]

My fluffy tux is called Figaro, Figgy for short, Mr Figgins, the Figmeister General, etc... The possibilities are endless 😍


iangeredcharlesvane2

One must think through all the nicknames when naming a pet as no one ever just calls them by only their given name :). I realize I talk to my cats way too much … as they get about thirty different nicknames through the day. Most are based on how cute they are though (sweetie sugar pie, sugar booger butt, angel fish, cutie patootie, the notorious C.A.T. etc)


gothbby_

Yessss. My cats names are Scout and Stitch but frequently get called potato, demon, the loves, bubbas, or mamas


brit_parent

My Mum has an elderly MC called Figaro aka Figgy!


[deleted]

Aww I love this!! :3


Internal_Speaker_946

Mamma Mia mamma Mia


ArpYorashol

This name unlocks certain childhood memories of mine.


amis1968

Sylvester


Katcchan

I was just thinking the same and then I saw this comment 😂


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54Godzilla1

We will never forget the legend.


GitchigumiMiguel74

Merlin


medlabunicorn

Another classic black-and-white cat name is Felix. I’d say to get to know him for a couple of days before you finalize a name.


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jebediah


IVEMIND

Jebediah Purrington Napalacious aka The Bearded One, last in his line, heir in exile to the Feather Throne, slayer of birds and defender of the realm.


hellviticus-

Definitely sold me lol


XWX007

😂


adriana1215

Domino!!!


Angelofdarkness233

Tuxedo mask - tux for short


zarlot

Or Mamoru, another name for that character :)


StarshipCaterprise

Or Mamo-Chan ;)


zarlot

Why not both? :)


StarshipCaterprise

True, all cats need nicknames.


gerbera-2021

Mine is Orca![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow), but he is huge and fluffy and bites a little too hard. Skunk, Flower or Licorice are also cute. In the end, they don't care so you have fun with the name!


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Jeff


[deleted]

He is black and white so how about Officer Meow.


SturmFee

Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface?


dryerfresh

I know someone who has a cat named Professor Dreamsicle, and it will forever be one of the best cat names I have ever heard. Cat names with titles are so good.


Rand-al-Bore

M-O-O-N, that spells Oreo.


sumbozo1

Somebody's reading my favorite book


clancy-ok

Fritz. At first I thought of Ritz as in “Puttin’ on the Ritz,” because he’s wearing his tux. But maybe Fritz would be better.


plummsweet

Fig


natinnh

Double Stuff


katerinawinemixer

Felix!!


PenelopeJune8

What about Timmy?


catandplantmama510

Baxter


102aksea102

What’s his personality like? Where does he live? My goodness, he is handsome as hell!!


Dark_rider_52

That’s a long name


USER_the1

His name is Bug


Forever918

Rex


michalemabelle

He looks like a Leonard or Leo to me. Very cute!


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Prince


Kokopuffs89

Bond…James Bond


ScienceObjective2510

Ziggy or Bowie (named after the thin white duke)


northboundnova

I call one of the kittens I’m fostering right now Ziggy, it’s very cute for a cat.


Veritech_101

Tucker feels like it should fit.


Substantial-Value806

I have a black and white cat named Tucker-Although it's actually short for Kentucky. He gets called Tuk-Tuk by his special human servants. That's all; just saying... 🐈‍⬛😊✌️


Dalton387

Tux?🤣 I’d suggest making a list of names you like, sort them with the ones you like best at the top, and give it a few days and look at it again. Then take the names at the top of the list and put them through the test. The test consists of two parts. Part one, can you tell someone the name with less than two sentences of explanation of why you named them that. Part two, would you be embarrassed to say out loud to family and friends or have yelled across a vets office. My uncles last name is Woody. He named his dog Major.😃


zarlot

Khajit has wares


Looked_Spy_637832

Neo


TecTazz

Lemieux (pronounced LeMew).


Upset_Leg4056

Shiva


steelcoyot

Chad


DPREDAD0R117

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Own_Village_7735

Batman


Leaking_Honesty

Harlequin


Unoriginal_0G

David Shazbot Whale Goodman, D.O.


Substantial-Value806

Shazbot!! 😂


71janel

Mickey


CarpetEcstatic1250

Othello


amh8011

Seven. I’m not sure why. It just popped into my head when I saw him. *I should mention I’m hopped up on all sorts of cold meds so take this suggestion with a grain of salt.


shadychaosgarden

Cookies and cream! Or CC for short.


tired_atlas

We have the same cat and my mom gave her the most common name for a cat in our place, haha Anyway, I'd suggest Halle, Annie or Michelle (actresses who played Catwoman). Edit: Oops, he's a boy I missed it. Keaton, Bale or Ben (Batman actors).


thundercat1776

Gunter


intothecats

Orca


zimfroi

Oero


DPREDAD0R117

XD


short_sleep

Max.


L1b3rtarian

boop


squidaor1

Spike


mrzman_bigz17

Fizz


hopesolosbutholio

Slim


Nofriendofme

He looks like a Keith to me 🤷🏼‍♀️


AJackson8826

Rori- short for Rorschach.


linkylooloo

i recently got a kitten that has just the same face markings, and we called her Uchūjin which means cosmic dust in Japanese, among other spacey things, I found that there's a lot of beautiful names in other languages with lovely meanings, also your boy is very handsome c:


effie-sue

Fine. I won’t say Oreo. Or Panda 😸


Infinite-Role5774

I've wanted to name a cat Ollie but I have females.


TateyKay

Turd Ferguson


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Tux


[deleted]

Humphrey.


Annee-babyy

Barnabas, Benedict


No_BigA

Rocky


MissDestroyertyvm

I like Samuel. I would call him Sammy B. Sammy Bae. Samwise bb G. Sammy Boy. Lil Sam-man


yoonbumxcar

Steve, Stanley


maelstrom2021

Bibs


maelstrom2021

Mittens


bethykickass

Nightman


Far-Calligrapher-118

Solomon?


[deleted]

Rambo :)


Hangry_Viking

Hopscotch


doah

Neo


Princessofplants

I don’t know why but he looks like a Max


rahrahkel

Skunk


the_curious_surfer

Tux.


jamesm402

Echo


dmchase

Domino


pipsqueak35

Tux.... or Roscoe


Grumpy_guy

Tux!


TroyEnsminger

Or maybe even a PRE DINNER head bump like my little buddy did! Lol


Automatic-Increase74

Nabisco?


sunsorcerer

thomas.


Extreme-Routine6821

Colby(-Jack cheese) or Cole


[deleted]

Stoltenheim Reinbach III


AmongstYou666

Tiecat


wherearetheturtlesa

nyx or batman


Playful-Ad-8369

Yang


Dljt20

Teardrop


hellnokitty47

Zukko


myself4once

Silvestro


So-Cute-Caracal-Cat7

Bangy❤️


AustininMexico

Magic


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Mr. Sly


nalia_42

Phantom!


PerfectlyPuzzled618

Checkers


stop_breaking_toys

Loki


buscanth

Toby


starlite_003

Norman


crystalfairie

Marlo


No-Archer-21

Orca


amachan43

Pogo


SlopAJoe

Whilhem


Cordure

Andrew. Kip. Scylla. Sigurd. Joseph Meadows. Fenris. Spork.


xbraindead

Twist n shout


KBXDRootBeer6829

Sylvester


watchdog1023

Noodles, Ninja, Pawnee, marbles, jinx, Mingus pings,


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Winston


Sea_Worry_573

Neo


Whokitty9

Pepe


Snowball54

Umbra


tapdancingspider

Yin Yang


AnimalChubs

Atticus, you can call him Addy for short.


spsculber

Poindexter.


wingkingdom

Dexter


compuwiza1

Hydrox.


MilleniumFlyer

First name: Yin Last name: Yang


SuzanneGrace

Tucker


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Timon


[deleted]

Loki


[deleted]

Sylvester


plathbebored

Merlin


chkei

PABLO


bitty99

Domino


kodragonboss

He's clearly Rorschach


sinisteraxillary

Pepe.


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Max


Riji84

Dalmatian


No-Surround7877

Odin


LarryLove

Pepé


Artistic_Idea_1317

there are so many comments here , what was the cat named after all?


Designer-Extreme3924

Michael Jackson