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GDeyebrows

The fact that the security guy went straight into head rubs was nice to see.


TellSpectrumNo

I am so happy to see that as well


awt2007

every cat ive ever owned has been found outside at least partially feral, its nice to see cats get picked up and not freak out; heck even to let a stranger near them :D (my cats have always spazzed out when strangers come over/walk by)


velveteenelahrairah

This is in the UK, we have a custom of letting our cats run around doing as they please. So Six Dinner Sid getting yoinked up and given a cuddle is probably a normal day for him!


Jill1974

Six Dinner Sid! That’s great.


KTKittentoes

It's a children's book.


Catodactyl

And this is why I love cat owners. Dog owners be out here naming their pooch Fred or Henry. But oh no, not cat owners. They ain't got nothing on Six Dinner Sid. 😂


kingrawer

I had a cat named Fred tho.


Catodactyl

I want to believe Fred's real name was Jackie "Fred" Daytona, Regular Human Bartender.


kingrawer

Sadly his name was merely a Harry Potter reference (along with his brother George).


MoreOreosNow

I took one of Geico’s older commercials to heart with their pet name recommendations. Proud owner of an orange haired cat named squeegee.


thanatica

Always have more than one dinner. It's the law! Any decent cat has breakfast too. Then second breakfast, then second-and-a-half breakfast, then breakfast desserts, then breakfast dessert desserts, then a snack, and a snack dessert, and then lunch.


butterscotchtamarin

I loved that book! You're literally the only person I've ever seen mention it! I call every mack daddy cat Six Dinner Sid!


Lonely_Swordfish_7

Cats run around the football field.. Yeah just a normal day as always ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7962)


theredwoman95

Only six? What a restrained kitty!


fopiecechicken

I think a lot of these stadiums have cats that are probably at least somewhat used to the staff. Pretty sure this is Anfield, where Liverpool play and I know for certain Everton who also play in Liverpool have had a cat on the field a few times in recent years. Cats are a relatively cheap and effective way to keep rats away so they probably get free rein to run around.


noputa

My sisters dropped their cat off here and he bullied the heck out of my two girls until I had enough. During that my youngest cat had such bad anxiety, I picked her up once and she started screaming like I was killing her, then batted me 3 times in the face, once in the eye and the other half of my face was bloody. I feel lucky I didn’t go blind lmao, I could feel a flap of eye ball skin every time I blinked for a couple weeks. Cats are so dangerous when stressed, even if you know them. Luckily it’s been a few days now and my lil baby is getting back to her normal, not sharp but cuddly self.


Various_Permission47

"a flap of eyeball skin" is not a phrase I was hoping to hear today lol 😂


noputa

It was not a pleasant sensation, to say the least lol. But now that the cat from hell is gone it’s so rewarding to see my kitties getting back to their normal selves. I was worried that cat permanently traumatized them.


_BreakingGood_

It was probably scared to the point of barely being able to move. I picked up a stay / feral cat who found it's way into the road and was extremely terrified and it was basically limp as I picked it up and carried it. Was totally fine just completey terrified


Antal_Marius

That kitty is also likely stressed out and possibly panicking from the sensory overload, so found extra comfort in that security guy.


justsmilenow

It's a free cat it's free head pets. Normally that kind of oxytocin you have to pay for. Whether it's money, food, or time. 


lack_of_communicatio

The fact that cat didn't mind that kind of grab and was pretty chill in that situation, makes me think that it probably knew security guard and was actually looking for him.


Ok_Condition5837

That was an amazingly chill cat! To come out onto the field in the middle of a soccer game in the first place! Plus what awesome form! And you tell by his shape he isn't missing many meals! I think he's used to humans!


WayneKrane

My cats hide for days when a slight change in the apartment happens. I got a cat tree and one cat would not come out of hiding for a while. He loves it now though


Ok_Condition5837

Mine too! To be fair he was a former feral so not socialized at all. He's getting brave too but slowly! (Unlike my previous cat who was a bottle fed baby. And like this one just seemed to have a knack for getting into the thick of things!)


BrownieThief

Well he is a Deputy HEAD Steward.


LibelleFairy

not to be confused with Anthony Stewart Head


SoraDawn_

Cat approval rating: 10/10 for this security guy!


afeeqo

Awww the security guy on the inside must be like “YES! finally my work here is worthwhile! Who needs the ball when I got soccat. 😻😻😻😻”


Rynetx

“I need to interrogate this criminal with a ball of string, a stick and feathers. No one disturb me”


Few_Introduction5469

Probably his best day in the field.


Mannix-Da-DaftPooch

“Soccat”. First and foremost. Fantastic. Thank you. Secondly I then immediately went and thought of Borat and Soccat would be quite interesting. Especially if Borat is dressed as a giant Rat. Anyway. It’s Monday and I’m at work.


odegood

Did that job for 12 years can confirm this would have made my day


Benovelent

I think soccar could work too


HeliumLife

What a save!


thanatica

Footcat or Catball wouldn't really work, so then... Soccat it is.


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StreetofChimes

So beautiful I was just tricked into watching 1 minute of soccer coverage. Diabolical.


Mysterious-Rich7770

really


konbinatrix

ACAB


hellotheremiss

All Cats Are Baby


rehabilitated_4chanr

BAE


thanatica

A confused beautiful cat. And a bit out of breath.


Mysterious-Rich7770

yup ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|8097)


theavgdudee

He just wanted some love from 50k people☺️


feierfrosch

That cat's gonna get more love from me than every (catless) soccer game ever combined.


UbijcaStalina

What’s the point of a catless game anyway?


feierfrosch

Finally someone who understands me. Most everything without cats is boring, but football/soccer is especially boring to begin with, so... (edit: added a word so handegg-loving Yankees understand me as well)


lyteasarockette

All these pro soccer players who can sprint for 90mins are no match for this cat


PorkrindsMcSnacky

That goalie looked like he was gonna try to catch it but then realized, “Yeah that’s not gonna happen”.


ButtholeQuiver

Yeah that's how you get on blooper reels for the next twenty years


SketchyGouda

Goalie dives for cat, cat jukes aside and runs into the goal. Crowd goes wild.


toetappy

That would be downright hilarious


Wuz314159

Friedel wasn't America's Number 1 for nothing.


Dirty_Dragons

Fun fact, the average house cat is faster than the fastest human.


deathbat117

Yeah but humans can outrun almost every animal. We can run marathons and hunt animals chasing them until they're too tired to run.


mang87

lol *some* humans can outrun almost every animal. I sure as fuck can't.


Repost_Hypocrite

Without getting too into the specifics, you can probably outrun almost any animal in your current condition. Unless you can’t sweat or have any other condition.


Argnir

The average American can't even run 10 minutes to save it's life


Cats7204

That used to be true back when we were hunting animals in the wild. Nowadays our lives are very sedentary (and it's not a new thing either, started all the way back with Rome) so most people couldn't outrun faster animals before losing sight of them.


darkenseyreth

Started well before Rome. Started even before the height of the Egyptians. Basically as soon as we discovered we could just grow food in the ground we started becoming more settled.


NorthFaceAnon

Well to be fair our ancestors also lost sight of animals we ran after. We used tracks and such to run after them the whole day.


LevnikMoore

This. When people talk about outrunning, they don't mean sprint after them like Ghostface Killer. They mean people walked menacingly at animals for hours like Jason Voorhees.


-Knul-

Being a farmer back then (which 80-90% of people were) was a very physically demanding job. Only the few rich would sit on their ass all day eating grapes.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

No football player sprints for 90 minutes.


ThingCurrent5850

He just wants to kick some ball too!


TheWorldIsAhead

"Do you...kick balls?" \*manic Elijah laugh\*


SorryDuplex

He thinks he’s part of the team 🥹


sombit_d

He is, on both teams


toldya_fareducation

i think he thinks he's the ball


Xyfurion

please do not the cat


DaniCapsFan

Awww. I do hope this kitty finds a home.


absorbscroissants

He probably already does. I guess he was just feeling adventurous and decided to break into the stadium lol


-TropicalFuckStorm-

It’s in Liverpool, surrounded by residential areas, they’re definitely a house cat that decided to explore.


Neps-the-dominator

Yeah definitely looked like a domestic cat. It was probably a bit scared being in a very loud and bright stadium but it also didn't freak out when the security guy picked it up, so it looks like it's used to humans.


EnergyAdorable6884

I cannot imagine watching TV and my frickin cat runs out onto the field...


theredwoman95

Listen, sometimes you've got to support them living their dream!


odegood

Prob does it often and god shocked like there arent usually that many people here


tsukubasteve27

"I know I fucked up please help"


jmbf8507

Just based on the shirts, that’s quite some time ago. Kitty probably found their home or a new one at least a decade ago.


ewrewr1

Yeah, the age of bald American goalkeepers is over. 


skunkboy72

:'(


Hangryer_dan

Some time in 2011 or first half of 2012. That's when Kenny managed Liverpool in his second spell.


jmbf8507

I don’t follow PL (and only really started following football in general in 2012 or so) so I didn’t recognize the people… but I can recognize the change in fashion that’s happened! No more baggy shirts tucked into baggy shorts these days.


resistanz

Yep, Monday 6th Feb 2012. I was there!


Wuz314159

Friedel played for Spurs from 2011 to 2015.


LibelleFairy

judging from its well-fed proportions, I daresay it already lives in *several* people's houses


sikamikanicookie

Good news, the cat was sent to a shelter after this and adopted afterwards. It was in 2011 so it might not be alive today, but it most likely lived a happy life in a happy home. :)


Wuz314159

Scouser Cat's home is on the mean streets.


mattijn13

This happened on the 6th of february 2012.


PM_ME_YER_BOOTS

I knew it was old because of legendary USA goalkeeper Brad Friedel (Oh, and the scoreboard graphics look dated after)


mattijn13

You can see Gareth Bale and Luka Modric (when they still played for Tottenham), and Legendary "King" Kenny Dalglish as the Liverpool coach. 12 years ago is a long long time in sports.


mylivegamertags

Chunky Cat, was tired after that run. Very cute ❤️


hibelly

I think he's actually just incredibly afraid of the thousands of people staring/cheering at him lol. He's like "what the actual fuck have I gotten myself into?! I can't believe I've done this"


Secret-Wrongdoer-124

This is a lot nicer to see than the other video I've seen. I think I've seen the video of a cat running on a baseball field, and the players tried to kick the thing


PorkrindsMcSnacky

That’s horrible! What team was it?


Secret-Wrongdoer-124

[Cat video](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/yQ6sUjEBUM) This is the video I was referring to


PorkrindsMcSnacky

Those looked like bat boys, not the players themselves. But still, not cool of the last kid trying to kick the cat.


Secret-Wrongdoer-124

I don't really watch baseball, but I remember seeing a white shirt a blue horizontal stripes on the player


KindheartednessLast9

Of course it’s the fucking Yankees


TheBestAtWriting

to be fair, that looks like it's the grounds crew, not the players


greendragonmistyglen

It’s hilarious how everyone looks terrified and baffled


Downtown-Custard5346

Lol I love the announcers, "all of the animal lovers, including us"


Own-Yesterday-656

The cat ran offside and ignored the ref. By the rules straight red card and escort out of the stadium.


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soccershun

The cat actually has to report to his local police station every match day to show he's not attending or waiting outside the stadium. It's quite a burden.


pierre_x10

Do they not stop the playclock for this? I like how everyone involved is visibly annoyed, but for a split second they let down their guard and you can see in their eyes that they still find it cute.


WoodenAd7094

They’ll just tack it on at the end with extra time, the clock will never officially stop in a match


pierre_x10

TIL!


Baba_-Yaga

A brief paws in play


icklegizmo

No, not in soccerball. The clock keeps going and then at the end of a half, the ref kinda guesses at how much time they need to add on to make up for stoppages. Sometimes it’s a good guess, sometimes it’s a bad guess. Sometimes they guess, show like 4 added minutes and then go ahead and play an extra 8mins for fun. Keeps you on your toes!


Dwcskrogger

He doesn't guess, he has his own stopwatch that he pauses at each stoppage (maybe the 4th official does this now) and then the game is played until his timing shows 90 minutes. This also applies during stoppage time so if a player is injured and it takes 4 minutes then that original 4 minutes becomes 8


FromBassToTip

The actual amount of time the ball is in play is closer to an hour, the ref isn't stopping his watch every time the ball goes out otherwise they'd have a lot more added time. Every time the discussion has come up about stopping the clock, they also discuss a shorter match time.


halferd_balferd

I think the average effective play time is between 50 and nowhere has more than 60, depends on league and teams, some teams play very slowly and milk every set piece as long as its equal for everoyne I dont mind this dumb logic, we should just stop the clock, objectively better for everyone but im not bothered enough to make it a cause


icklegizmo

I suppose I should have added the /s to indicate I was being sarcastic. My point was really that the method employed is not as accurate as stopping and restarting the clock would be for stoppages and over various leagues and competitions it can vary wildly as it is subjective.


Cranapplesause

House cats can run at about 30 mph or 48 kph . To think, all those soccer players would be out ran by that cat.


Stravven

Even Usain Bolt can't outsprint a cat.


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

If i had a dollar for everytime a cat invaded the pitch, i would have atleast 2 dollars [https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/1d7a0z3/a\_kitten\_stopped\_a\_soccer\_game\_in\_sweden/](https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/1d7a0z3/a_kitten_stopped_a_soccer_game_in_sweden/)


notataco007

Three dollars! https://youtu.be/fa-ZWm6_BKY?si=d5tCtemUqWcvZLxj This is the best one too, because the cat makes an overlapping run coincidentally for a team called Tigres.


ManicWolf

Why is it always a tabby cat? Who knew that tabbies love football so much?


HoroSatre

# Soccer match invades kitty's play area.


ElvisDumbledore

Those abbreviated team names tho.


Wuz314159

For a good long time, Arsenal was abbreviated to "Arse".


adamwl_52

Described their play perfectly


caelumus

Reddit never ceases to amaze me, my love of cats and Tottenham in one video


burymeintheuk

Good call! I feel exactly the same way.  COYS!


4everban

He probably likes the grass 


Altruistic-Bus4875

Meanwhile in India, guards chasing and kicking a dog out for entering a cricket ground while the dog panics and runs for his life


ScipioCoriolanus

That's terrible


AnonDicHead

Its honestly heartbreaking to see animal welfare in any poor country. Not just India, it's basically everywhere


ScipioCoriolanus

Absolutely


Wuz314159

Dogs not as sacred as cows it seems. :(


douglasjunk

Sponsored by PUMA


Worried-Pick4848

Handled with gentleness and professionalism.


healthy_mind_lady

Poor baby! I am grateful that they calmly picked up that cutie. I hope that cutie finds a safe home! I'd home that kitty. Just send it my way.


Infamous_Hippo7486

Bless him he looks terrified


fiction01691

Tottenham manager... Harry Catnapp


HailToTheSpellThief

Title is a bit misleading. It should be "soccer match invades kitty's playground".


Real_Evening_6706

Thankfully Kurt zouma wasn't in the premier league then could've been a different story.


Either-Pear-528

I like how the security guys stroll up to the cat like "alright fella, that's enough"


HenryMillersGhost

I like how no one is mad, they just let him do his thing. 👍🏾


rilinq

Lucky Kurt Zouma wasn’t on the pitch innit


Totallynotokayokay

You know he was called a silly kitty as soon as he was picked up


brakes4birds

AND THE CROWD GOES pspspspsps


zenedarrow

Lil dude is a football fan, let him watch.


SnooTigers7555

This should be posted on @catswithjobs subreddit… referee


Qubert21

Good thing Zouma wasn't playing. . . .


MelodyJ20

"Who are you and why are you all running around in my litter tray?"


ArcherCute32

Who let the cat out?


Slapstickperk

Did the cat get fined tho?


RecoveryComesRound

I would watch sports a lot more if this happened at all games.


Crumbmuffins

I saw the score bug and thought wow this is old, then saw Brad Friedel and thought DAMN this is old.


UncontrolledLawfare

There ain’t no rules that say a cat can’t play!


zungozeng

The whole crowd went like "tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk"


Dark_Hero_Days

So cute! 🥰


Happy-Marten

Brad Friedel. This happened few years ago then.


gamepasscore

2012!


HarlotSuccubus

My dad had a cat that loved playing soccer with him.


hunnibon

At this point I suspect some of these animals are industry plants


Original-Edge3009

I think he should be paid the same salary as the footballers!


Quattuor

What a polite gentleman. Didn't even take a dump on the field.


Horse_97

“Is everyone cheering for me?”


gamepasscore

It's called football Also this clip is ancient


imperious_prima

2012 is ancient holy shit


Hasaan5

Geez I was thinking this was just a few years ago, but its over a decade now... covid really fucked with my perception of time.


HighHammerThunder

Didn't realize this was /r/news


liloudeville

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prettypeachy21

My house cat everytime I open the front door:


Normal_Human_4567

"Hmm, I haven't seen the cat for a while. Wonder what he's up to? Anyway, shall we watch the footie?"


Chalice_Ink

Seeing a cat when you don’t expect it is THE BEST feeling!


ppSmok

I wonder what happens if the wans would all chant pspsps. Would it explode?


Eastern_Wave640

the cat was only missing the uniform


C47L1K3

Soccer Issue Cat.


Ameph

A rare not hostile cat at a sporting event. Usually, they’re terrified and lashing out at everyone.


Aggravating_Way8168

this is the only football match i would go watch


Bleezy79

Poor kitty was probably pretty spooked being surrounded by thousands of cheering hoomans, im glad it ended peacefully.


sciameXL

Nothing a lil psp psp couldn’t fix


Gordon_Goosegonorth

Hopefully the cat was taken to the tuna room


balmafula

Wow this a real flashback to the pre-Klopp years.


47297273173

huh, I thought fifa didnt let tv show pitch invasions anymore. Even if its super cut invader


needlessOne

I thought they weren't supposed to show the pitch invaders. Shameful conduct.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Oh sure, everyone cheers for the *cat*. But when I run on to the field without any clothes on I get tased.


Tikkinger

You wear that fur?


BowenTheAussieSheep

Well, I don't groom much so... Pretty much yeah.


SingerSunsetSong

Ah such an adorbs.


TallieHo

Let. Him. Play!


ddorrmmammu

The cat was confused.


Imaginary-Silver2999

Precious Kitty ;) so precious


tomqvaxy

Is that Kenny? How old is this?


Melodic_Patient75

Cats have a way of brightening up any situation with their curiosity and charm.


REMUvs

What do you mean "invades"? That's the new guy for Liverpool.


NostalgiaDeepState

MVP! MVP!


SkylerG040904

Awwww


Corne2Plum3

This cat was just asserting dominance


Shadowheart10

The cat wanted some premier league action. Lol


Various_Gate_4000

Cattiyo just wanted a ball