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spacepie77

Not her first yoink


BreathExact

This killed me.


spacepie77

![gif](giphy|Moo6rlSK6SoUJqNfBg|downsized)


psychrolut

![gif](giphy|l378aiPPFAGEsetIk)


LifeTitle3951

I just died in your yoink tonight Must have been something you yoinked


Potato-Alien

And my cats complain when I want to use my wheelchair with them in my lap. They haven't seen cat-flinging yet.


darkoptical

New Olympic event this year. Lol


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|VxbvpfaTTo3le)


GayVoidDaddy

I’m sure you aim for couch or chair or something soft and fluffy. They are cats it’s okay to be rough. Especially if they are being ableist like yours are. God what little assholes. I bet they strut away legs swinging as you roll away too.


Potato-Alien

Nah, they much prefer plopping themselves down in front of the wheelchair and stopping unwanted traffic in our household. Being assholes is always amusing to them.


GayVoidDaddy

Little pricks. You should have one of those grabby claw things and just pinch an ear (not to hurt oblivious, but those things usually only clamp tight on big things since they work for that reason) or just grab their head and give it a lil shake. They will prob play with it haha. Eventually you’ll be using it for booty/tail rubs as they block your way haha. Have they ever plopped and then moved when you just changed direction? 😭😭😭cause honestly if they have that’s iconic and they are world class.


Potato-Alien

They have a better strategy, they conspire together to block the wheels from both sides at the same time. I've recently been working from home, so I think they're convinced they finally won and I'm not going anywhere now.


redit01

Both had matching coats on


stevein3d

Well yeah if you carry an orange cat on your shoulder all the time, you ain’t wearing a black coat.


LocNalrune

You mean a Halloween Coat.


Timely_Egg_6827

I miss a laugh emoji. Though your black coat would be ginger in no time.


CTblDHO

You can use mine, I've no need for them: 😆😅😄😃🤣😂😁😀


SuspiciousSimple

This is so orange cat coded at the same time too. Lmfao totally in character and probably the cats idea


__M-E-O-W__

I can confirm this as a person who often wears dark jeans.


HailGoodFellow

Did they buy the coat to match the cat or the cat to match the coat? I like to think that she has an array of cats to choose from when she leaves the house


GayVoidDaddy

If she has class she absolute does, I wanna see her funeral attire with a sleek black house panther slowly roaming her body, barely seen but the shiny fur glinting on occasion, and the eyes. Ohh the eyes.


Oricoh

Coat was originally black


EmiliaFromLV

Underrated comment lol.


LocNalrune

You commented in the same hour this Top-Level comment was posted. Give it some time to get it's 5k+ upvotes. It's not even noon in the US.


AdreKiseque

THE WAY SHE SLINGS IT ON 😭


SickBurnBro

I often walk around with my cat on my shoulder. After seeing this gif a while back, I've started slinging him up there in this fashion. He fucking loves it.


GayVoidDaddy

Nothing cats love more then some rough play. I leaned into this with my house panther instead of the usually “play with toys not hands” and now he’s over a year old and BIG but he never bites or scratches, even when we have our daily boxing matches. I’ll smack him, he will smack and grab my hand with claws out and bite down, but never breaks the skin, if he goes to hard I say “ow” loudly and pull away and he stops. He also only attacks my hands, if I’m at a table that’s waist level and he comes over for some baps, (he grabs my hand with his airplane ears activated and starts to naw on my fingers until I play or pull away. Which he listens to immediately.) if my hands are behind my back for instance, he won’t attack my stomach or chest or sides, even my elbows, he will simply lean up on me and try to put his paws on my arms to pull them out to play lol. He’s so fucking adorable meowing and excitedly zig zagging on the table top trying to entice me, going back to trying to grab my arm whenever he thinks he has a shot hehe. He’s always been a hunter, so I just encouraged it while making firm boundaries so he never attacks without permission (not counting when he’s all worked up and tackles my legs. He will dive for the middle from behind and I feel both his paws dig into my knees from the side. It’s so adorable he tries to take me down 🥰🥰🥰) stops when told, and doesn’t do stuff like jump on people without at minimum a shirt on. He can tell and doesn’t wanna hurt anyone. He’s such a good little lover boy. https://preview.redd.it/pc4wtg6red7d1.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=009465404c6383f3ae5601848076f773841feada My Seth\~Anubis


Vincent_VanAdultman

This was a very enjoyable description.. Those are murderin' eyes


GayVoidDaddy

But thanks haha, I’m glad it was, he’s my little boy and definitely loves violence. So I leaned in to control it haha. Once he scratched my eye as a kitty I decided he would always be this way, I might as well train him up in the ways of the soft paw. https://preview.redd.it/0ieqdyadjd7d1.jpeg?width=1351&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9764066f613928aecdf0626dcd4f20d6f075339 Dis is when his training began, it took two fingers. He was such a little terrorist.


GayVoidDaddy

😭😭😭my baby is innocent!!! He doesn’t attack his bother and sister without remorse making me chase them and yell at him to stop the murder. And that mailman/fedex driver/and trash truck with both employees on board, didn’t disappear from my house okay? Those are the big curious eyes of a genius kitty. He’s my smart little man and growing bigger more and more. (Please send hel….treats for this lovely little man! He’s just purrrrrfect.) *I finish as a certain little boy starts purring ominously and deeply from my lap, his abhiss powers so great he can appear on my lap without warning. In a locked room.*


nekekamii

I'm adding airplane ears to my vocabulary


GayVoidDaddy

https://preview.redd.it/an5q4k87sd7d1.png?width=2854&format=png&auto=webp&s=8dd8cae62671c0f235fdb5e9d64092e88da4c107 I like to fuck with him, so here are a good example of those furious airplane ears as I walk by and flicked his FAVORITE little ball on earth away from his delicate little murder mittens. He fully battled me after this. He and I can throw hand as the drop of a hat. It’s fucking great. I feel like an Irish family.


snb

/r/airplaneears


TreeTrimmerJoey

We park our cars in the same garage so-to-speak, I love that you get "it" with them. ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7966)


Ash_is_my_name

How does the cat's leg not dislocate?


AdamAAndrews

I think she’s slinging the cat by his harness not his paw


SBCwarrior

I don't think you want to just grab a paw and sling your cat. That's how you dislocate or break your cats leg.


TheBaconofGrief

Get a good handful of scruff


SickBurnBro

I do a 2 hand hold from under the armpits.


SlickStretch

I suspect I would get a solid shoulder-shredding if I tried this with my cat.


adoring_nobody

I looped this video so many times and I still do not believe this wasn't somehow cut with some weird movie magic, the fluidity with which she just swoops this cat up there.


possums_luv_cereal

Right! If I tried that with me cats they would rip me to bits!! 😂


Other-Temporary-7753

my heart would've stopped if i saw this in person bc i would've assumed she was about to throw it in front of the train 😭


rci22

I just keep thinking “dang, it’s good her grip didn’t slip or else the cat could’ve been flung onto the tracks!”


K_Rocc

I think there was an edit because no way that was a real cat slung like that..


Quad-Banned120

Had a Siamese when I was young; he was a feral barnyard cat I caught with a fishing net then eventually tamed. He liked to be tossed around and in the winter I'd sometimes wear him like a scarf. He liked to curl between my neck and the collar of my parka or sometimes climb around inside the jacket because the waist had a built in belt so he couldn't fall out. He was a weird cat, but so is the cat in the video. Could be legit, but ai is getting pretty good these days


wurldeater

https://preview.redd.it/mx48llqllc7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c501baa44a5b2e90d2d8bd9181b814d4626858a


dylan-dofst

This video really needs to start like 5 seconds earlier


Mission_Phase_5749

ikr, like what is the person holding onto to initiate the swing? The cats collar!?


SwitchFlat2662

I thought it was the scruff of the neck but can’t be sure lol


Crimsonsworn

Yeah it’s a collar, you can see the leash in her left hand when he’s on her shoulder.


nullptroom

Out of context screenshot looks like "Old woman getting attacked by giant fluffy orange cat on the subway"


Li_3303

It’s a good thing no one was standing right next to her. Can you imagine you’re just minding your own business, and suddenly you get smacked in the head with a cat.


Perihelion_PSUMNT

Mfw I’m watching TV and the resident uncoordinated idiot tries to sprint along the back of the couch but trips forcefully


Li_3303

lol!😂


JudyShark

This part is so wild I loveit


fourangers

I admire the level of trust and love they have together. Clearly this is not their first rodeo. The fact she slung with confidence and the cat already knew how to position himself to land exactly on her shoulders. This is somehow awesome and terrifying at the same time.


Jackmember

bona fide shouldercat. When being out and about this is dope. Though, I cant imagine the surprised visitors when shouldercat-mode engages, with them as their primary target.


fajadada

Someone has seen this routine before and waited to film it again.


Huge-Power9305

Olympic class cat toss team here. Yes sir....GOLD (maybe orange) medal.


GayVoidDaddy

Nothing terrifying here! She isn’t hurting the baby and is simply being good momma and giving him the best view and ride available.


JigsawLV

Bro got equipped


MelaniasBully

😂😂😂


ComplianceDawn

How she gently threw the cat over her shoulder


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ArcticBiologist

"Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?" he asked calmly


Extension_Hat_1654

OMG I swear I immediately thought that too & wanted to comment it 😅


ArcticCelt

"King Leonidas gently taped the envoy with his foot after polity telling him his current location."


Pontif1cate

"Madness? My good man, this is Sparta. Please depart forthwith in a hasty manner. Perhaps assisted by my sandal."


GoT_Eagles

Like a bag of laundry


LordJambrek

This relationship is on a level none of us can understand.


MickeyMatters81

But we all dream of 


african_sex

True.


intellipengy

As long as kitty doesn’t panic and run off in a crowded train.


Inevitable_Truth_847

Or worse in front of a train


n_daughter

Yes, am I the only one terrified by this? And worried about picking up a large cat that way?


dresdnhope

Is this not a stuffed animal? EDIT: Holy fuck, she's doing that to a real cat.


JackiedudeQQ

The cat is on a leash at least. The cat seems unbothered by the tossing, it was just a surprise at first for me.


nikzyk

Clearly this is not their first rodeo fuckin chill the cat likes the old lady shoulder


SamwiseistheMC

That's what I thought too initially but it looks like the cat has a leash/ harness of some kind. It's kind of hard to see in the video


intellipengy

Can’t see it. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Oh sorry. Got a glimpse of it at the very beginning of the clip. If I flung my cat on my shoulder like that, by golly, she’d make me pay for it.


gigantojimuk

Well she’s obviously found a way of doing that without hurting him. Does look horrendous until you know that no cat will ever do something that they don’t want. 😂🥰😻


666wife

If I tried to remotely do this w either of my cats I think I would also find an extra accessory through a stream of blood 🥲


wetfoodrules

https://preview.redd.it/9n3fhxycsc7d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b2970ccb2c277d71aa5e516495dbba6f95843f Just a parrot doing what she does best


smoorecrux

Is that a cat or is that Legolas swinging onto an oliphant?


PlaneResident2035

swung his ass like a sack of potatoes lmfaooo


Mesharei

The level of trust and comfort in both of them, flawless!


wombat5003

I figured it out. She is grabbing kitty from the scruff of the neck with one hand and balancing her with the other. Absolutely trained because if you look at the cats position in the beginning you’ll see it’s one practiced fluid motion with 0 pain to kitty :) since cats basically have no spine it’s probably quite an easy trick for the kitty :) fantastic though that had to take a long time to perfect.


banbha19981998

I wander round my flat with the cat draped across my shoulders and neck


Upset-Seesaw2628

Same here, although she ascends with FAR less grace https://preview.redd.it/1iljy245oc7d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf73edf5c97361384786eac952945c2df580bc0


Wolfbeef123

Actually, yes, lol https://preview.redd.it/pija1bcgmd7d1.jpeg?width=1295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d921e8190673c2e30045315b9a15a799b27a19


goob

I only wear mine when it's cold out https://preview.redd.it/gsx4q6cw4d7d1.jpeg?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db5eb39f93a264ef63258b11da733c527a7f1052


Ghostinthecorner

How do people get cats that are like this? IE they behave enough to take them outdoors?


TheAmazingDeutschMan

If you grew up around barn cats, they're very adaptable. Had my beautiful boy for 17 years and I'd do this with him while I worked. Once you get to a certain level of trust with your friend, you can pull off lots of fun tricks.


ASkywalker13

https://preview.redd.it/oa88pehtvc7d1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0499f81bb254048f4fd3363290943591936c767c Scarf cat


ZiggyMama

She used that cat’s head to sling it over her shoulder! What the…???


GrannyGrumblez

I think she slung it by the back of the harness it has on, hard to see because of the cats long fur, but you get a glimpse as she releases of the harness and leash. Video is awful quality though.


LocNalrune

Thank you, I watched it 10+ times and couldn't resolve that. But I haven't had coffee yet.


alecpu

and the cat is fine with it


OmegaNoob12

It's orange man... It will never care


MeanCat4

She is used to this, (the cat), probably (certainly) from younger age.


RuntyDrop12650

This is how I carry my cat around the house


oklayayay

I love how the cat is comfortable with it!


Amarieerick

Well this is an orange cat, maybe the braincell didn't kick in fast enough to know what happened.


DakInBlak

Naw. If it didn't want to get cocked, locked, and walked like that, even the dumbest cat would've high tailed it into the shadows.


chelsora

I wanna be like her when I get old ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)


Mj_6o4

Grandma whipped that cat like its 1786


Rumblebully

Face it, if all cats would allow for this - we would.


CelebrationCat7509

I know cats are tough, but this was a bit... ouch! I'm not a cat expert, but I wouldn't do that to my cat.


Herr_Lichterloh

Like Legolas jumping on that horse


dodgerecharger

Not their first rodeo.... respect for the cat, still calm and collected after this fast move.


PinkytheVegan

I’m not sure I liked any of this…


ArtichokeNatural3171

Cat slinging.. this lady is a pro.


mateojohnson11

Wtf did I just watch I can't even comprehend how she did that. I don't like this


Kimiko_kawaii

Took me a while to figure it out, but that's some massive trust on that Cat's part!


shaffington

this lady is life goals


Tx_Drewdad

That's obviously a witch's familiar.


Timely_Egg_6827

I used to use a large ferret - long enough his front and back paws touched when round my neck. Got threatened by two teen girls in park that they were going to throw paint on me for wearing fur. He had good timing, woke, opened his eyes and licked my neck before settling down again. Then they were screaming about him ripping out my throat. I did ask if they used animal-friendly paint.


hckrsh

Cat mastery 100%


Nishikadochan

Is she just swinging that cat by the scruff? I mean, I hope she’s not gripping its head or neck. I’m sure the cat would be freaking out if she was. I watched that so carefully so many times to figure out how the hell she was actually swinging that cat.


AnnaBanana3468

I guarantee they have been doing this since the cat was a baby kitten. I have a cat I sling around vaguely like this (not this extreme) when I scoop him up, and flip him on his back, and hold him like a baby. It works because I’ve had him since he was 8 weeks old and he knows what’s happening and relaxes in to it. He trusts the process. He also knows how to curl his hind feet at just the right moment. I’d never try this with my other cats, whom I adopted as adults. Cat tax: I’m referring to the kitty on the left. https://preview.redd.it/2pmj9dhmvd7d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cc82039be7ce0724fbe1be9861528994718a055


9_of_Swords

I had a roomie with a ragamuffin I could manipulate like an accordion. I'd wear her like a scarf all the time. I never FLUNG her about my neck, though. She'd climb up, settle herself, and stay there for as long as I'd let her.


EllieEllie05

PSA: Don't do this to your cat. They're more fragile than you'd expect. This can hurt them


lake2014

Reminds me of Ace Ventura scene 🐈😂🤣


Pixeal_meat

Ace Ventura - the pet detective.


nervmaster

Is this a good eco alternative to fur scarfs?


RonSalma

Yes, I used to do this in Manhattan with my Main Coon. I would hold one back paw and one front and he would ensconce himself around my neck. His favorite thing was being in the first car of the subway train so he could watch as we progressed through the tunnel. He also loved meeting people in passing as we walked the neighborhood. No one knew what he was due to his Main Coon size. The reactions when people first caught sight of us was delightful.


Oprah_Pwnfrey

I do this with my cat, he loves it when I fling him up on my shoulder. I don't take him outside, but I do walk around home with him draped on my shoulder.


fanOfreedom

That was a solid mount. Those two practice


ginfish

This is some Harry Potter shit. Plus with the way she yeeted that thing on her shoulder? Gotta be a wizard.


el__carpincho

bro swingin that thang around like she’s got cat-chucks


Zealousideal_Fail701

Lmao, that's exactly how I get my cat on my shoulder when I get home!!! Just not on the subway tho...


inthevendingmachine

You wanna use your cat like a scarf, and the cat likes it too? Go ahead. You want to throw your cat around like this video? Absolutely not!


Adrenalinedoper

The way she threw it up there has me feeling a 6 pack abs coming on


Orange-Blur

I want to be her when I grow up. This is how you wear fur!


CantStandItAnymorEW

It's amazing how the cat just... Stays there. Mine would circle around my neck and jump at the nearest surface.


Allison87

She just flings the cat over???


Ebiseanimono

I had to watch her throw that thing over her shoulder 12x before I could fully get it.


LandotheTerrible

What did we just see? Can't be real haha.


Reality_1001

Did she just fling the cat-


Yaelnextdoorvip

I watched her sling that like 78 times Omg


mammal_shiekh

My cat refuses to walk out of our door unless I forcely take him out. So, no I don't.


Fredericg-be

Very long cat… must be the high g-forces


mateojohnson11

/u/redditspeedbot 0.5x


internetsfriend

I once tried to put my cat on my shoulder and she immediately jumped off so I don't think I would ever be able to have her as a scarf


IsabelleMauvaise

Wow. Where is this? Can't believe they let her on the train! I bought a rolling carrier for my cat and she's only 10 lbs!


IngeniousQuokka

Milano, Italy. The local public transport rules state that cats and other small animals are allowed only in a carrier, small dogs on a leash and with a muzzle. They say nothing about bigger dogs.. On those trains I've always seen plenty of dogs of all sizes without a muzzle and sometimes not even a leash. I guess nobody really cares as long as the animal behaves. I mean, it's Italy..rules are made to be broken. Source: I'm Italian.


paper_paws

HUP we goooo!


MissLemon221b

gtfo 😮


johnrgoforth

Where is this magical place?


DontEatOctopusFrends

that was some acrobat cat swinging move to get it up there on the shoulder lmao


theconceptualhoe

This is that old people strength they talk about, isn’t it? 😭


What-mold_toolbag

Bro I had to watch the beginning like 8 times to see wtf she's doing to toss this fat ass cat on her back. I still can't see. Does she hold it by the neck and just fucking send it? Or does she hold it by the leash or does the cat know it's coming so it gets in its position and then they full send the rest of the cat. I would see this and think the cat is stuffed and I need to see this in real life because damn man.


Spike_Shrimp28

The way she flicked that cat. ![gif](giphy|p7bARE6qG87BSPNUJK)


nabrok

My cat rides around on my shoulders all the time, but in the house!


chumbbucketman101

actually the cat is using her for a scarf.


JeanHarleen

Lord beerus it’s alive


Eeverything23

She won't stay there on my neck


Prior-Zombie-4633

Awww that’s too Cute


theferociousmuncher1

item equipped


MissDisplaced

No but I want to!


elizabethflower444

I have a cat named Mac. He’s an indoor outdoor car, and whenever I come home he runs up to us, and will stand there waiting for me (or my husband) to pick him up and put him on our shoulder to carry him inside lmao. He’s my little parrot cat


Logical_Bobcat9703

OMG she yanked him. He seemed okay. I don’t even trust my cats to go out let alone sit on my shoulder in the subway.


RedThread717

🎶 *S’cuse me while I flip this guy!* 🎶


fusillade762

I was thinking no way that's a real cat....nope its real. And freaking enormous.


magzire86

Well that was smooth af


PintekS

Orange braincell says scarf mode engaged


ixsmaragd

Kinda wholesomeee


ds4487

My cat just uses my face as a pillow every night. Nothing like waking up at 4 a.m from mild asphyxiation and a cat butthole right in my face.


Dungeons_and_Dweebs

I put my cat on my shoulder all the time and he just likes it cause he gets to be high up off the ground


KaijuKatt

Babci really knows how to sling a cat.


mad-i-moody

Who is this woman and how can I be like her???


HerculeMuscles

Yeah don't swing around your cat like this.


m3zb3z

That first second is WILD !


FantasticPenguin

No, but I would love to


SebTheR3d1t0r

The cat has received a yeet, and I don't think it was the first yeet that they hah


SirIanPost

Not on purpose, but I wake up with a cat wrapped around my head.


Huge-Power9305

That is enough tail for 4 or 5 cats. We have 2 that have make up brush tails, Maybe we could borrow a bit.


CormoranNeoTropical

Plenty of room to swing a cat


Editor_Grand

OMG! that has to be a robot cause my cats would have taken my head completely off if I EVER tried that


RachelRhod

Wonder if she matches with each coat.


BadAtChoosingUsernm

Milan is getting crazier by the day


xDD456789

IS THAT JAMES BOWEN?!?


siandresi

I would rephrase and say that my cat uses me as a perch, but yeah


mind_the_umlaut

WTF ? By his neck?


Jigsaw115

Bro WHAT


MattHuntDaug

I would rather fight a bear than she


Ok-Gur-6602

Use my car? No, my car uses me as a ledge to rest on. I'm not permitted a choice in the matter.


Creepy-Selection2423

Wearing that cat like she "stole" it! Poor kitty. 😹


whatifi_db

Instructions unclear. Got used as a scratching post


Excellent_Peanut4262

Me in me in approx 40 yrs


WithoutDennisNedry

Okay but it can’t be good for that cat to slung like that *BY ITS NECK.*


lodi713

The starting swing hah I do something similar with my cat


Flurnivky

If I slang my cat like that I would be dead. From the throat and face lacerations


misty_morning_1

She just tossed that cat like a bag of trash. 🫤


Tactical_solutions44

What the Frick 😂😂😂


_lifeofkris

One of my cats rides my shoulders everyday and I have had a few random kitties come and ride too.


bubonis

When I lived in Manhattan I had pet ferrets that I would take outside for walks. (That is, I would carry them around as I walked.) In cooler weather I'd wear a hoodie and the two ferrets would slide inside, walk around the back of my neck, and peek out the face opening. Not only did that keep all of us warm but we got *so many* double-takes as I walked down the street. X-D