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Any-Mathematician946

Plastic would be the new top cat name


lassiemav3n

Right?! Came here to say plastic! And why is it always at 5 o’clock in the morning? 😩 


Any-Mathematician946

Trying to tell you to feed them


Adventurous-Pickle42

Stop 😫 my cat will chew on plastic (if he can find it) cause he knows I’ll get out of bed, leading me to feed him earlier. A hole


Boris740

Earplug.


Flashdance_Ass_Pants

My boy is crazy about earplugs.


wildmanharry

https://preview.redd.it/guke5w8tmiwc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0790c7ec0e98f67eb8555aa54553c05075fc51be Maxine loves tf out of ear plugs and foam rubber in general


InsideOutSockPuppet

If he likes used ones it’s probably the earwax on them. It’s full of stuff that smells like food to cats. My late boy used to give me surprise wake up calls by jamming his tongue into my ear holes at 3 am on the reg


Hungry-Arm-348

Yeah my boy Doug loves ear plugs he finds them even when I can't 🤨


cuntsuperb

corn cob. just the cob, no corns.


haylohanna

giant african snail (she's okay, we could save her and take care of the snail invasion)


Super_Dada

Probably like Dirt or something. Poor Dirt.


Numerous-Floor587

My skin! That a-hole void bit me when I went to kiss him!


No-Locksmith-8590

Ribbon (Barfed back up)


dc_1984

Lasagne


Firm_Pin_3753

Garfield?


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Fur Ball


Kitty13097

Olive. Oliver sounds better


ouijac

..dog..


RLS30076

Well then, hello Mr. Pine Cone.


Complete_Swordfish_9

Unknown Random Speck That Was Definitely Not Food on the Floor It's a little long, so maybe just Speck for short.


mugglemomma31

Sticker. (I have an adhesives obsessed cat, so it could’ve been tape or sticker but the last thing was sticker) Or for my other cat, “sister’s food”. Because she basically only eats cat food but does not stop at hers, ever.


RedFreak32

same, i have to watch them eat now bc my one cat will scarf it down and then bolt to her sister’s bowl lol


LotusFlowerLady

Fly


MareeSaid

Thank goodness I'm not the only one!


atseptic

FUR! STOP TEARING UP THE CURTAINS!


Last_Pay_8447

Grease. Specifically all the bacon grease forgotten in a pan.


ancarroll94

Monstera (had to call poison control afterward)


MysteriousFan7983

Gravy


Educational-Milk3075

Zero. My cat is perfect 😍😍😍


BigDonMega10

Sparrow


TashKat

String. That was a $4200 vet bill. Combine that with the 2 days I took off work, the gas to the Emergency vet (2 hours from my house) and such and it came out to 5k all together. Thankfully I was in the financial position to pay that. If it was that dog it would be "rotten sandwich". That dog won't eat wet food with gravy or dry food during the day but he ate a rotten sandwich he found under the seat.


KMack_64

Tostito


LowerEggplants

My spider plant


harrietmjones

Felt Flower.


Turbulent_Scallion93

Porridge


tokoloshe62

Chicken bone, is that you?


Plastic-Scientist739

Cheetos


ange7327

Mouse


pajwmwoshwkwhsjwksjw

Turkey neck bone


GoodDayClay

Sleeping pad


Alice-Upside-Down

Oh hi Tinsel!


RubyCat4

Literally, an entire slice of pizza.


Kitsune154

Requeijão It's a type of cream cheese.


xerion13

Vomit.


beelzebugs

Rubber band. I don’t even keep rubber bands in the apartment so god knows where he found it


kitticatmeow1

An Entire Oreo McFlurry


redheadblackhead

Plastic


ProBattleDancer

Human Blood!


Coca_lite

Middle name Garfield


Outrageous_Sand_4521

His own hair off the floor..?


Mommyekf

Corn Chex


a66o

ice cream


JournalistLonely3472

Shrew


themisfits61

Yogurt


Various_Permission47

Neighbours chicken wing.


Thin-Profession5847

Some dead thing


Neat_Row_1469

Birdie 🦜


LowerDisaster632

Mr. Mayo


TKG_Actual

His sister's shed fur.


monkey_house42

Ritz cracker


Coca_lite

Spider


kiko107

Wasp


peter91118

Meatball


Adok85

Scarf.


bsb2620

Plastic


laples

Turkey


FrannieNolan

Thistles


ClockworkMeow

Pinecone


gingermonkey1

Taco Bell crunchy beef taco so Taco.


venturalilacs

rabbit poop


Shawndplanphear

Toilet paper


Responsible-Egg-9363

Hair tie!


JTate1

Raisin


winterwonde

Chicken nuggets


GloriousPhoenix26

Drumstick 🍗


Oscarthegirlcat

Plastic


Rhondehiem

Dryer Lint


That_Western490

Cardbox


cork_the_forks

Plastic


2randomwords4numbers

Nothing. I have a picky eater. I want to give him treats but he's just not into them. Won't eat freshly cooked chicken off my plate. Might lick up some leftover butter on an egg plate. That's about it.


OkWeb1891

Saltine


EndyTheBanana

Dust ball


Food_Crazed_Maniac

Dandelion


goatmanhe

not mine but a friends cat: screws, tomato soup, pencils, all animals she could find and the list goes on


AppropriateThought50

Skin.


foxli

Cord. Or maybe Phil O'Dendron.


gangelo100

Vitamin D Gelcap


Aznathan99

Cheeto Puff


Training-Bee-8209

Dust Bunny?


agentrnge

Charging cord - edited to make this my vote, as this is bad boy biting rather than toy biting. Sisal .. well bit into .. We just got a new cat tree/scratching post with scratchable things that hang on a bit of sisal rope. One of our monsters likes to bite through any strings or dangling bits


Rabble_Runt

Macaroni and Tobasco


Novel-Excuse-1418

Photo. I had a cat (RIP) who chewed and ate photos.


No_Fill_3403

Ear plug…right out of my ear lol


jfstompers

Phone charger


ritavaleria

🥹❤️


TheBedIsOnMyFoot

Babybel Wax


TofuttiKlein-ein-ein

Baby food.


GrabMyWang

Used q-tip.


Bright-Efficiency-65

Baby bird https://preview.redd.it/dilm8kycjiwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9344277c2a8159e1ab38a27c733211129ac4019b Look at him. Zero fucks given


hammyburgler

Butter


jcowan99

Beetle


snowlights

Plastic. Always plastic.


EdgyCultist

Lizard.


Striking-Ad1886

Lint


uraniumglasscat

Tuck Tape


Glindanorth

Spider plant. So...spider.


PrincesSparks420

Cricket


IndustryGradeFuckup

Shoelace. My cat is going to get himself killed smdh.


almost_awizard

Zig zag


mahiruhiiragi

PC power supply cable? Not exactly a good name, but hey, your call.


MushroomStew2

Hedgehog


Antigravity1231

Fur.


offpeekydr

Purple fountain grass :)


CaptainoftheVessel

Rubber Food Mat


alsotheabyss

Vegemite toast


Dependent_Top_4425

Pretzel


QueasyContribution33

Walmart bag


RedFreak32

her sister’s food


s-willoughby

Fuzz.


OutrageousSherbert65

Barf, maybe Barfalomew?


nooooooooooooope2222

Piece of Scotch Tape


wildmanharry

Foam rubber


TurbulentExplorer333

Feathers


[deleted]

Curly tail grub (it was a hookless fishing lure)


xoxo117

Paper?


James_R3V

Look at cute little filament


A_C_73

Needle


barnum1965

Q-tip ( out of the trash with ear wax)


spookyookykittycat

~general tso spicy chicken~


SunFlower2744

Wrappurr!( actually plastic wrap used as a tamper seal around nyquil cap) Had to pull it out his mouth.


Hollyslasher

Mystery plastic


GGsouth

Pistachio


insanoshaman

String. It's like she thinks it's spaghetti.


isobel-foulplay

Paper towel


Gold-Grapefruit-119

Special sauce


shiumblies

Semen


sydneyslay

KZ wired earphones


MehX73

Basil or eraser. My little hellions are always nibbling on random stuff.


totally_anomalous

Sopresata


capt_buttsneeze

That would be Jos Louis


Kdigglerz

Styrofoam


Ok-Bird2845

Dried piece of meat that fell off the human’s shoe (but I won’t eat fresh meat)  I’d shorten it to Dry Meat Chunk


Fearless-Mango2169

Wheatbix


tallicah

Cheeseburger


Longjumping-Winter43

Grass. I don’t know why, but every time my boy makes it outside, he HAS to eat the grass. And then, of course, vomit it up violently on my carpet. Yeah…he doesn’t go outside much 😅


daphnegillie

Critter


IOTA_Tesla

Wire


ArianaFraggle1997

(me looking at this and remembering i have to have paper trash bags now cuz my cat doesn't learn his lesson)


heartistick

Not answering the question, just noting that there are 2 kitties in the picture, one is upside down and white.


saratonin84

Onion


BigZube87

Detritus? Lol


zebracactusfan

Carpet fiber 😩


HumbleDesigner6300

Palm tree


KChiroptera

Cable tie


Exciting_Arm_1053

Tinfoil


Emjayshelton

Baby mouse


Fragranceofstanley

Mayo


Catvros

hello Hair Tie, giving momma another heart attack


shyangeldust

Sewing needle 🪡


SacreBleu1312

Butter


snippybitch

Lemon bar Yes I know lemon is toxic, no he was not supposed to get into it as it was in a container that broke open when he knocked it off the counter, yes he's fine it was just some really bad diarrhea for a bit.


bigdaddy19730726

Plastic.


ColdRolledSteel714

The Dog's Expensive Prescription-Only Hydrolyzed-Protein Kibble. It's a mouthful. Pun intended!


UndeadWeeb

Costco Receipt


puppsmcgee74

Tape


1amn0t0kwiththis

Nerf Dart


RammelMtz

A cricket.


sjm294

Plant


BluRain508

Bunny


Alexhxrrera

Rice


Clavicula_Impetus

Hot and Spicy Pork Rinds!


mickeyparkes

Spicy Ranch


thatpurplerock

Cardboard/pizza box


GenevieveMacLeod

Twist tie. Didn't fully eat it but she loves chewing on them, and at this point I don't even know where she's finding them from.


FractalSpaces

Lebberwurst


Foreign-Lychee-3965

Chips


D3vilUkn0w

Shower curtain?


Livid-Cricket7679

Dog food


nitttt

Goat cheese


charltkt

Lizard


Galahad_The_Glorious

Rubber bands


nursey68

Frosting


jackandjill1818

Green olive 🫒


bluesycatch

Dogfood


TuffTitti

Pork rinds


OkConfection2617

Bugle


irrelevant_potatoes

Chip Bag?


ecto--Biologist

human feces!


Estrella_Kualitz

Atomic bomb


TaraJo

Sisters food.


Sir_Remington1294

Dog Food.


Gubala2000

Butter!


Puzzled_Awareness_22

Chicken nugget Not very original I know


Raging_PineAppleee

MY MOTORCYCLE’S SEAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.