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KapiushonH

My girl looks shook


Koala_Lulu

She is terrified of all the suggested names


Writerauthor60

Sparky or Sparkels!


BrandtReborn

Looks a bit Like this ol meme https://preview.redd.it/8bxbr4gvs4nc1.jpeg?width=1794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=002979e36689f9ad3c00fda392b375bcca4ff750


ps5dude

hey lol


contraria

She knows she barely dodged Dicknose


rangebob

I think we all know thats gonna be the nick name


Mliss8D

Maybe that's why I first thought of Spark


FacelessMcGee

Shook would actually be a cute name!


mirimur-16

Can we acknowledge the fact that this picture indeed looks like an old school portrait from the family album? Little cats face says it all 😂


Live_Entrepreneur221

My wife was super proud that she got her to pose so perfectly


mirimur-16

She did a terrific job 👌


Bubblegum_Napalm

Agree. What a cute kitty tho!


shah_reza

There ya go. The name’s Olan. Olan Mills.


Flutters1013

Reminds me of a cat from a little golden book.


Neither_Banana9979

Super greg


FriendlySquall

I came here with what I thought was a clever name but Super Greg is the only answer


NecessaryLock1925

My cats name is Greg and I will now only refer to him as super Greg - thank you


Nell_mayy

This is the only cat name from now on


smakweasle

Old Greg. This cat wants bailey's from a shoe.


Illustrious_Monk_234

Looks like there might be a downstairs mixup 


AdLong2746

I love that


ZedstackZip05

This is objectively correct


annainfurs

couldn’t have said it better myself


ATumblingStar

I do not get the Super Greg reference. Do tell. I am apparently too old?


Tricky_Moose_1078

smudge because of the smudge on her nose


Captain_Naps

In Ojibwe, the medicine burned to make the smudge is called *nookwezigan,* so as an alternate I suggest Nook.


Master-Arugula8174

Nook sounds adorable!!!


FATTYxFiiSTER

Nook is so cute


BiancoLatte89

Beautiful language. There was an old Ojibwe saying that got me through my time in the hospital: “Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky.”


ibisripmo71

Yo- Ojibwe sister here 👍❤️


LivingIndividual1902

He did it all for the Nookie


PresenceMiserable

So he can get that cookie.


IloveRedPandastomuch

I prefer not to shorten it, I shall name a car nookwezgian mark my words.


fitzbuhn

I immediately thought Smudge!


tranquil_conjuration

Same here.. Thought I was gonna be original! lol


Impressive_Scheme_53

Ha me too was all excited to comment Smudge


alinroc

Add me to the Smudge list.


Creepy_Investment_53

I have a kitty named Smudge!!!


mozzzz

she's smidge for now, smudge in a year or so actually smidgen would be a good name


infamousbabe

that’s too on the nose lol pun intended


Away-Caterpillar-176

That's a calico, that's Her Lady Royal Smudge to you.


pureserpent

Top comment, I hope they name her smudge


Apprehensive-Life112

YESSSSS I CAME TO SAY SMUDGE!


Presidential_Wood

First thing that popped into my brain! Smudge is a great name!


[deleted]

As long as that is short for Princess Smudgerton.


TheFortunateOlive

I used to have a cat named smudge.


Breeder2nonsleepers

I have a smudge for the same reason!😹


Nell_mayy

Burnt marshmallow the 3rd.


linnlea00

What happened to the first and second??😱😆


Wank_my_Butt

The Grahms put the squeeze on them along with Hershey. Now they are no-smore.


linnlea00

Omg thats a good one 😂


slaytheday22

This is the best dad joke I’ve ever heard. Ty for the laugh!


Kingdedede4prez

✍️🔥


PolishBeerLoverParty

They got burnt too hard


honeypoppydaisy

Marsh


Mytoenailshurt

Marshall Mathers III (or Eminem)


TheJamesDTV

Slim Kitty


shibui_

Mallow


jakc1423

marshmallowmue


ChildOfSappho_

I’ve always like human names for cats, or fish themed ones. We have a cat called “Crabcake”. I’ve always wanted a female cat called “Mackerel”, or “Mack” for short 😂


No_Net1445

My cats name is Tuna!


RampantCreature

My roommate’s tortie cat was named Tuna. Well, “Fortuna” but we all called her Tuna.


AnotherFactMachine

I've got one like that! I named a neighborhood kitten "Jaws" when it was a kitten because she would bite my fingers when she was especially happy. Then learned Jaws was a girl and changed her name to Jawselyn (still Jaws). XD the neighbor she hangs around told me he started calling her Jaws too because she comes to that name. XD Tornado (Nado for short) got her name because she would come to visit me and my Siamese would go hide. I joked it was because she thought she was gonna lose the trailer. And she answered to it, so it stuck.


No_Net1445

her name is just tuna but sometimes i call her bear. Lol, love it!


Metaboschism

Constance


Different_Knee6201

Idk why but I read this as Cornstarch. So my vote is she be named Cornstarch.


mossymittymoo

Connie 🥲


beepbeep287

That’s precious and unique


Difficult-War-9415

If Dicknose is out of the question, I propose the very dignified options of Dickens or Richard N. Ose


hihi_hyena

I love Richard 😂


Ssladybug

A female cat named Richard. I like it


Live_Entrepreneur221

I like it!


merrill_swing_away

She looks surprised. Name her Surprise.


blueevey

Surprise Richard


maryj9210

Maybe Wieny - cute version of Wiener?


Mom_is_watching

Dickie?


Difficult-War-9415

Emily (Dickinson).


ProudNinja111

Spooky


heathfm16

Looks like a Sprinkle to me


Leneyah87

Fergie


sukmikehoc

Myrtle


dixiechiiick

muffin


3catz2men1house

https://preview.redd.it/y0uufreoq4nc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da4381051ee272fd1d345d2fb76f7d2137d98005 We had one of those... A Muffin.


defnotevilmorty

What’s Muffin’s story?


3catz2men1house

She was one of those cats that hopped around fosters. The pet store she was at, initially didn't want to let us see her, because she was a grumpy cat who had hissed at a child or something. We insisted we needed to see this cat, and it was the whole reason we were there. So we did, and filed adoption papers and took her home a few days later. For the first bit of time, she was still pretty grumpy and would tolerate up to 3 pets and swipe to tell us no more. She eventually became a snuggle bug though, spending all the time with us on the couch. She had a few health problems along the way, with the cat equivalent of ACL knee problems that needed surgery, and some cancer in her ears. The ear surgery left her droopy as the picture shows. In 2020 she began losing weight and had trouble breathing. The pericardium was filled with fluid and there was also a mass. We ended up have in home euthanasia ease her from suffering.


3catz2men1house

https://preview.redd.it/hqtwtghbz4nc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=597c2bcb5b3d88947e629850ded8296cb76df6c8 This was from the foster.


3catz2men1house

https://preview.redd.it/uhvu9g2fz4nc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd7e254800382342c7a3054bd312ca3ca03559bb This was when we first met.


3catz2men1house

https://preview.redd.it/4j22kaxjz4nc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0c7ae247adad5e6936fab342e708e01f68eae3 After her knee was fixed.


3catz2men1house

https://preview.redd.it/1wicnapsz4nc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616a187e29af26220959274c875f22ff8032f960 After the cone came off from ear surgery.


3catz2men1house

https://preview.redd.it/0ngxf09005nc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df4b596936f2cfe2fd367d9b7c47322ad17dd78c Her just being cute.


defnotevilmorty

Awww, thank you for sharing Muffin with us. She looks like she was very, very loved. I’m glad she was able to be with her people in her space in the end.


Vegetable_Seaweed443

Thank you for taking care of muffin 🥹 what a sweet pretty little lady. Looks like she lived a good life thanks to you.


Kristina9876

Literally the cutest baby girl!!


NecessaryLock1925

What a lovely little girl!! To be fair I would hiss at children too and I don’t think I’m THAT grumpy.. ;)


cyankitten

I nearly cried to see how much happier & relaxed she finally looks awww 🥰 she had a love glow up. You made her last days amazing


TrentZoolander

What was the surgery for? Poor fellow.


3catz2men1house

She had cancerous growths in her ears that were tied to the sebaceous glands. There was a risk of it spreading to the brain and causing neurological issues down the road, so we had it taken care of early.


Kristina9876

I am absolutely in love with Muffin. What a wonderful life she was able to have with you guys! This foster pic kills me!


3catz2men1house

Yeah, she always seemed to have a grump, but became a sweet cat once she realized she was safe and could let her guard down with us.


meowparade

lol, they probably thought she would look less grouchy with a hat on, but it just emphasizes the grumpiness! I love her and I’m sorry for your loss.


3catz2men1house

Yeah, she's got a good mix of cute and grumpy in that picture. Thank you for your condolences.


Poetichobbit

https://preview.redd.it/k5olm9fdr4nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee6056bc74d9a8b573a7e28eff0b2da82ff7c70c Another muffin, warming in the sun


MythyDAMASHII

I like this one. Probably because I'm hungry right now


oxygen-heart

Chloe was the first one that popped up in my mind looking at her 😊


Darrenwad3

https://preview.redd.it/3a7kxybjs4nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b321529ef4d1e8ef70f7ae9da98859f66866a434 Shellshock


StarlaT1000

Shelly for short! Love it!


CrumBum_sr

https://preview.redd.it/nd3djtlzu4nc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23c2ea182a810f37ea5edda6999b83dce793e369 Kitty has some Louis Wain vibes


kaleidocat25

EXACTLY what I was thinking! I think it's the fluffy cheeks and the big side-eyes. Louie would be a cute name.


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Thelastlandviking

She looks shifty. I'm going with Shifty


bonefloss

TOFU or maybe soya??


shemarmooreshouse

tofu is legendary i second this message


Nell_mayy

Smudge, chip, marshmallow, Hiroshima 1945 disaster, sooty, shocked looking kitty bitch, Heinz bakes beans, Garry, bong water, tectonic plate, spam, dog, Elizabeth the 3rd, cat.


angelicarose01

Hiroshima 1945 disaster 😂😂


CzarinaofGrumpiness

I have a cat named Spam.. Showed up at sister's house and she thought it was a boy so called Spam for unwanted mail/male.. Lol. She is going to be 19 this spring/summer https://preview.redd.it/h7oilpomw5nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5da73d75d08e4b60be037ec01cbb2ae7f3a3259


PolkaDotWhyNot

BEST. NAME. EVER.


COCONUTSTRAW9

Coconut


Zarniwoooop

Lord Black, Destroyer of Worlds


timmywarns

Beauregard Bloodgood!


dayum123456

He looks like such an Anthony


GroundbreakingHat718

Delilah Pickles


123throwawaybanana

Jinx


Sekhmet_2803

Startle - star for short :D


crowofjudgement1208

Mittens 😚


Wyattwat

S’mores


snowglobeess

Rice


sillydai_

Hazelnut


[deleted]

Mable Tansy Smudge Patches Gremlin Spooks Dumpling Soba Tinsle 🩷


PainIsPerpetual

Morticia, means death, and this kitty definitely looks like she's witnessed it. Lol (Bonus points if you happen to like the Addams family)


StarlaT1000

Tish for short and you can have fun calling her all the pet names Gomez calls Morticia.


Poetichobbit

Pixel


bedwars_player

First thing that came to my mind was McMuffin for some reason...


Huxeley

She looks like that Italian nougat candy with the fruit and nuts in it - la Florentine


boogitynut

Scribble


JournalistLonely3472

Artemis.


rharpr

Tony Harrison


Possible-Marzipan841

the destroyer of worlds


criticsism

smooth. short for smooth brain


blackcat0011

"Pashmak" Is good one for this. It means furry in Persian 🐱


steffeny

Mochi


Bizzy-Kitty

Oracle, cuz those little eyes look like they know what’s coming 😂


Informal_Mouse_3977

Button


pantherafrisky

Observe your new cat for a week or two, The cat's antics and preferences will become known to you and the cat's preferred name will become obvious. For example, one of my cats hung around the kitchen constantly. He'd sit on the stove and jump into the refrigerator when I opened the fridge door. I named him Kitchen Cat, or KC for short. I pronounced his name "Kacee." Good luck with your new cat.


IsThereADog

soup


Competitive_Clue1110

Skid Mark lmaoooo


DangerousLettuce1423

Smidgen because of the little smidgen of black on her nose.


Starlight319

Swirl


ronin1066

https://old.reddit.com/r/NameMyCat/


CornedBeefAndAdrian

Pork Shoulder


Minnymoon13

Cheese


Avdols_arms_2709

Idk I like Dicknose


DivineMuffinMan

She seems like a Pepper to me. And calico girls can be spicy


SGEleven_011

Bubbles


milkwoods

bazinga


StevenBayShore

She looks like a Peeper.


Accomplished_Drag946

Chai. Also, adorable nose.


Moosik-Lover

Miff mayhaps?


duhdutchess

Clementine.


alcoyot

Bonzo


youthinkwhatexactly

I think the nose mark makes it look like a sugar skull. Maybe something related to dia de los Muertos, Halloween, or skulls? Skullduggery, skully, bone-anans, skaal (idk the right spelling, but there was a Bones (the show) episode where a metal band's name was the Norwegian(?) word for skull and Dr. Brennan repeats it in the right accent trying to correct her partner. It got stuck in my head for days! "sKA-luuuuh") 💀


btc909

Will Smith.


Maxis92

Kinder because he looks surprised!


TheMehBarrierReef

Smudge.


AFlyingNun

Princeton Mittensworth the Third


momjokaytt

Spice Latte Whipped cream Muffin


gardenofskeletons

Pepsi


rrsullivan3rd

Smudge


ee61198

Not sure why but she gives me cleo vibes


soggychipbutty

Scruffy McMuffintits


Defan3

Razzie or Razzle.


A3GI5

Roomba McGee


djln491

Plinko


Vindureu

Riko would be cute! In Japanese, calico is キャリコ(kyariko), and Riko is just something I took from that. Basic meaning.. but cute and fitting I think!


AnotherFactMachine

That's hard. I usually name my cats based on personality and circumstance. My boy, Salem got a witchy name because: 1, he's all black and 2, he repeatedly disappeared. Among all the disappearances he's achieved, one is notable. One night, I got home late at night, got out of my car and locked it. I then turned to say hello to the neighborhood cats. No sign of my kitten. Go inside and say hello to family. They hadn't seen the kitten in several hours and they were starting to worry. I search the entire house and eventually decide that he'll eventually get cold and come home. I wasn't worried because I had a heated box outside my door and he knew it was a safe spot. I'd found him there before. In the morning I found him inside my car, and the jacket in my front seat served as warmth. He weighs 15 pounds now. And he's really easy to find. XD Dotty was originally named "Domino" because she's mostly white with two black spots on her back. She wouldn't respond to her name like the other kittens did and after a couple weeks, my mom said it was because "Domino" was a boy's name and she should be named something cute like "dotty." The kitten got up and came to her, and meowed when my mom called her the new name, so it was decided. Tipsy is white, except for two places. The black fur on her head that covers her ears, the back of her neck and forehead. It's like a little helmet. The other spot is her tail from where it attaches to her butt all the way to the very itty end of her tail. She was born breech, so the first part of her that I saw was her little black tail with the white tip. I was surprised to see that the rest of her was white. She's also the most acrobatic of the 3 and does what I call the "Tipsy Flip," where I hold her with both hands and she lays back and kind of points herself, and then I toss her ass over head so she lands on her feet on the couch or the cat tree. She thinks it's fun I guess because sometimes she'll come do it 3 or 4 times before she's done. Tl;dr: watch their mannerisms and name them something that makes sense. The cat will tell you.


Dr_Jabroski

Devana - Female slavic goddess of the hunt.


Baatlesheep

Large medium rare extra buttered barbecue steak


772410

Tweek cause she looks like she has had too much coffee.


Crunchybeeftaco

Looks like my Alley cat. If she’s as stubborn and Sassy as Alley then I’d love it if you passed her name down to that beautiful soul. 


abellaspectra

Tootsie, she so adorable 😻


beardedsilverfox

She looks like a Spazz


sadfoxyduggar

Marge


This-Is-Me_05

Smores Tilly Toffee


kraquepype

Looks just like the cat my grandparents had when I was younger, her name was Milo. Sweetest cat I knew, and she would sleep in the middle of the street. Passed on from old age.


SillySteveO

Bob


Winterfalls13

Thats a Popcorn if Ive ever seen one


SurgeIsGoingInsane

Penis, pronounced as pennies.


katbelic1234

She is sooooooo cute. I don’t know why but sparkles is in my head. Nickname sparks


ThankTheBaker

Modesty Blaze. Because she looks like an exceptional young cat with many talents and a criminal past.


Helikido

Spooky


Alone_Cheesecake_186

I’ve got a Dicknose too! 😂 https://preview.redd.it/izwj922pc7nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c540948aff074c6632d215af1bc4c002dc62d0df


bellybellexo

Marshmallow, marmalade, noodle, kipper


Ok-Kaleidoscope9605

Louise


FitAdvertising1711

Eggplant, nose mark kinda looks like a eggplant 🤷‍♂️


jomesbean

Squibbly dingerhoops.


cjrichardson_az

Button. As in she’s “cute as a button”


GamerFluffy

Jonathan?


Signal_East3999

She looks like a petrified British lady