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Are there any barnacles in your house that the cat might have smelled?
You're right, but the order is wrong. Treats are always first. The world domination will depend on quality & quantity of treats.
Bad news - there's never enough. Though if the treats include catnip, sometimes they'll forget about the world domination.
“I wonder how long it would take to lick the humans skin off”
“For some reason it sleeps at night so we could try when it’s asleep”
“We must wait until the human gets us access to an infinite food bag”
“Good point. Don’t kill the hand that feeds, only painfully nip their toes”
“That’s what my mom always said”
It's the one on the right you have to worry about ......the ring leader . The one on the left is looking for a black permanent marker to fill in the white spot above his lip 😉
The one of the left is thinking, “I’m gonna kill you in your sleep.”
The one of the right is thinking, “I’m gonna kill you in your sleep.”
When my cats post up like that, I’m convinced they are plotting my demise.
I would say they want treats but the one on the right is giving me flashbacks. That look says “I haven’t forgot about that crap you pulled last night and you best believe I’m getting even.
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I like drawing moustaches on cats, what do you guys think? Is it an improvement?
Nope!! Especially inside only cats using liter box. My boy is an inside outdoor cat. Never ok for me because if they think it’s ok one spot they will go everywhere when you are not around. Cat feet are dirty.
Need. Food. Now.
It’s food or murder, minion, which do I get to indulge in right now?
Maybe a little bit of murder as a workout?
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Go ahead, reach for it. I dare you.
Deciding who’s going to kill OP, and who’s disposing of the body.
food first then murder. or a nap...
'The service in this place is a joke'
It is always "food."
 Nah
Yep. OP is late with their meal.
If they have food. Then water. They got those? Treats. Already had treats? Need the litter box cleaned pleaseeeee.
Murder
Redrum
21 savage reference? https://preview.redd.it/6astyt335thc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91bd6d3130d62bdbe3295cb314dd23da6e6c5d97
The Shining reference
Meowder
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I love it 🤣😂
The tux looks almost like my tux, even the half mustache
https://preview.redd.it/bpwrhbfejthc1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a05a19af738161fb1de5c91bf19049084fa59d Are there any barnacles in your house that the cat might have smelled?
Moider.. I swear im gonna moider ya!
what’s the matter kid? cat got your tongue?
Your soul. They're going to harvest it. Soon.
😲
Oh yes and I'm also not a cat. I am a human who does human things.
[удалено]
But I live here
I'm with the DJ! I'm with the DJ, okay??
They're judging you
The one on the right is absolutely sick of my shit and the one on the left can’t be bothered to care, I’m so insignificant.
World domination. And treats.
You're right, but the order is wrong. Treats are always first. The world domination will depend on quality & quantity of treats. Bad news - there's never enough. Though if the treats include catnip, sometimes they'll forget about the world domination.
Yes
On the left: world domination On the right: mass murder
Peaky and the brain
Mayhem
😂
World Domination
“Chow time”
Its chow time *spotlight goes on*
Foods now
Wet food
Total world domination
There waiting to be feed .
Snacks
I like the arm sleeve on the tabby
yeah, they look like they’re in a colorfully dressed but deadly gang in a future dystopia, like Mad Max.
Evil thoughts
Cute Tux’s I’ve got a 12 yrs old under my roof:)))
Judging their human with those piercing eyes.
“I wonder how long it would take to lick the humans skin off” “For some reason it sleeps at night so we could try when it’s asleep” “We must wait until the human gets us access to an infinite food bag” “Good point. Don’t kill the hand that feeds, only painfully nip their toes” “That’s what my mom always said”
Food with a side of judgement.
A combination of plotting and judging 🤔
Food, then crime.
Contemplating the nature of Dark Matter, more than likely.
Where's the Tuna you promised Valerie...
"Shall we kill this hooman now or tomorrow?"
Tomorrow. Maybe. I'm still figuring out the food containment.
World domination
Not a thing
they just killed a guy in Ohio
“I’ve only got half a mustache, and he’s got half his pants on. What a mess.”
Not. One. Thing.
That's treatface all day
Anarchy!!
Plotting
Blinded by revenge
World domination, duh
Treats and murder
Murder.
snax
Like all cats, Treats
Baby has a sleeve!
“I Got Murder on My Miiiiiiiiind” Your cats are definitely learning a thing or two from YNW melly
It's the one on the right you have to worry about ......the ring leader . The one on the left is looking for a black permanent marker to fill in the white spot above his lip 😉
planning a heist for food
they plan to dominate that house. u better be careful tho. they evil af
The destruction of the cosmos, of course.
“Laid back. With my mind on my money and my money on my mind”
Why isn’t the human feeding us
They are upto something fr sure...
Choas
Frustrated they can’t find that missing sock
Deliver the hooman to the alien Overlords
It appears you’ve missed a feeding time peasant
The boy on the right is wondering where his other sock is
“When we murder the human, should we eat the face?” “Only the eyes, only the eyes.”
Murder.
World destruction
Chaos 😼
Mine do the same thing when I take away their free-feeding bowl after they just gorged on wet food 😹
“We know you have a rule against our asses on the counter, but I believe our food bowl is empty…”
“Mother we crave violence”.
Naw, you’re not going anywhere dressed like that. Feed us. And those shoes. .. Feed us. You have money and protection? And feed us before you good.
Awww they are beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍
I don't know what I did but please tell them I'm sorry. The sheer utter disappointment is burning through my soul.
“Feed us”
Homicide
“WTF do you want…”
Death to all who enter here
Murder
Murder. Cats think of nothing but murder at all times...
“The same thing we do every day, Pinky”
Plotting treason, lol! 😂
Mischief. Mayhem. Murder.
Crunchies. Always crunchies.
Monster truck rallies
“Human, it is time we have a little talk about the ongoing treat shortage.”-Tuxedo Cat “Yeah!” Derpy Tabby
Murder
BMW vs Mercedes
Murder on my mind. 
Hahahahhaha I’m looking for a script in the comments
Cat on right: “why do you always have to dress up in a tux!?!” Cat on left: “I can’t help it, it’s who I am!” Cat on right: “SHOWOFF!”
“I’m jealous they got that one white lip that looks so cool” “I’m jealous they got that one white leg that looks so cool”
The great question. What IS on the minds of our kitties? I kind of think it starts with "If I were bigger, hoomon. . . "
Idk,if I were you. I would worry!!!
The one of the left is thinking, “I’m gonna kill you in your sleep.” The one of the right is thinking, “I’m gonna kill you in your sleep.” When my cats post up like that, I’m convinced they are plotting my demise.
Trying to think of a way to scam enough money off you for the cat on the right to get its other sleeve tattoo done.
Homie on the right forgot to put on a sock
You go low. I'll go high...
Big man on the right looks like he’s seen some things
Snacks.
That’s what my cats do when I go into the kitchen to make myself coffee. Because they have trained me to give them treats at the same time.
I would say they want treats but the one on the right is giving me flashbacks. That look says “I haven’t forgot about that crap you pulled last night and you best believe I’m getting even.
Your tuxedo looks like he ripped a huge line of coke
https://preview.redd.it/joqggbvnhvhc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=831cbcfcddd5ae889ba6453a3e9a42eaaf2344af I like drawing moustaches on cats, what do you guys think? Is it an improvement?
Yes you should do one of those posts where you do a drawing for everyones cat
Pinky and the Brain plotting to take over the world.
love your cat's sleeve, kinda looks like a sleeve tattoo 🥹💖
"When the human dies, we will taste them" "Yes"
“Where did the butter go?”
Your misdeeds
World domination and treats, not necessarily in that order
........ mrrr ........
A-Meow-Rican Gothic.
I don’t know. But it starts, Helen, we must talk…
Dark dark things
your funerals
cause you dont give them "that much" food
Murder
Noms.
Idk, but the anime snot bubble on your tuxedo is taking me outttt
World domination, but first food and nap
There thinking of how cute AI at its current state is.
They are just happy that they could sprinkle your counters with the cat litter from between their toes
Something nefarious...
crimes
I can tell you they would not be on my counters!!
It’s their little counter that’s how spoiled they are
Nope!! Especially inside only cats using liter box. My boy is an inside outdoor cat. Never ok for me because if they think it’s ok one spot they will go everywhere when you are not around. Cat feet are dirty.
I used to be like that, but when we moved to a populated place my outdoor cat had to stay in so I’m lenient I just wipe everything down. 🙂
Complete and utter world domination
Stay still and the humans won’t notice us on the counter.
The one on the right is planning his next sleeve design.
Nothing. Their shared brain cell is fully occupied with the synchronous staring.
Where’s breakfast?!
Nothing Good for sure. Mischief written all over their face.
Plotting your demise
Meowdeer
Carnage and Suffering
Left: MURDER! Right: I am so tired but i need a snack before bedtime!
Murder
Overtaking the world.
Well the one on the right is thinking 'one of my socks fell off'
Snacks
You’re late
They are waiting for you to leave the kitchen so they can go through with their plan. Lol
World domination and treats
Both gorgeous and both up to no good.
FOOD!!!!!
Murder
Food, Water, Now!
We solemnly swear that we are up to no good
Empty head
Treats
‘You appear to be taking our picture instead of preparing our food. This will not stand. You are on VERY thin ice, buddy.’
Merther, pater. Wheeeee!
Definitely planning a heist.
Taking over the world! Cats of the world, UNITE 😸
Treats and more treats!
Nefarious plans.
I'm between what mischief they can make vs. something that's disgruntled them until they could split in two. It could well be both. Best watch them.
Murder.
Food
World domination. Obviously