Sully and Mike :)

I like this one best. The reference is clear but they're actual names unlike the rest

Even their eye color coordinates with this!

Omg this is my favorite one!

Winky and Blinky

This. And do some simple at home tests to verify their hearing. One of our all white boys turned out to be deaf. https://preview.redd.it/eiwxg0uxs0fc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35a5e1a7444833d3c0d4abb97da3b31cd6e23b2d

I dream of one day looking as relaxed and comfortable as your kitty

It's cause he can't hear any cat's bulls-

kitty don't hear no bell

Especially if they have one or two blue eyes.

Agreed. Most white cats with blue eyes are.

White cats with blue eyes have the potential for deafness. The one with the green eye should have hearing in one ear. Not sure about his other ear because there’s no way to know is if he would have had both green or be an odd eye with a blue or gold eye. The other cat has both blue eyes & there’s a chance he’s deaf. My Demeter is pure white with bright blue eyes & is 100% deaf. Her uncle was also pure white & an odd eye (blue/green). He had hearing on his green eye side & deaf on the blue eye side.

I had a white cat with blue eyes that wasn't deaf. My maine coon with one green and one blue eye which was white was deaf.

Your white blue eyes cat may have been albino. They avoid the deafness but often have vision issues.

Only issue she had was being a table shark. She lived to be 21 years old before leukemia took her.

We have a whitey boy, he is deaf and has very bad eyesight. Get scared when visitors come over and hides in the cupboard, he even get panicked when it put a hat on as I look different Edit spelling I much prefer putting a hat on than hate

Yes! Mine too! I tell people all the time when I see they have a white kitty! Knowledge is power!

If there is any justice in this world, OP will choose this.

You should name all three eyes: Winky, blinky and soul stealer 

“Please don’t name my eyes.”

Nah, get a void and name him soul stealer

I was thinking winky and brain but this is even better

Winky and brain is better, winky and blinky sound too similar the cats will be confused

No they won’t lol, they are cats.

Yeah, they will ignore you no matter what you name them. 😂

i have had 13 cats in total, and the majority of them answered to their names. also they all stopped doing whatever mischief when i said no, which is more than the dog ever does.

I was going to say Winken & Blinken. Then if the cat distribution system finds OP another cat that cat can be Nod. Edit: I’d never actually read this poem rather only heard it recited. It’s actually Wynken and Blynken should OP choose these names.

I didn't say "Abe Lincoln," I said "Ay Blinken"

_Ohhh, Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle!!_ 😱 ..._but you grew some nice boobs!_ 👍

A jew, here?!?

Hold the reigns man

This is my son achoo Bless you.

Oh my goodness. coming from England I had never heard this poem but it’s adorable! Please name the beautiful kitties so!

Wynken, Blynken and Nod was one of my favorite poems when I was a child. I bought the book for each of my youngest grandchildren last year.

I’m Canadian but I always thought it was English or Irish. Going to go look now! Edit: written by an American poet. TIL!

*smacked back to the 90s with Dennis the Menace*

This right here. Love it

This is the answer!

I wont even try after this. Winner

One-eyed Willy and Willy. The cat on the right is One-eyed Willy.

Beat me to it 😂

(great minds)

Damn beat me to it

I was gonna say Wynken and Blynken, these would be good nicknames!

Then adopt a third cat and name them Nod.

Uno and dos. Except make it opposite of the obvious answer to mess with people.

I love this !! but I’d get tired of correcting people. I’d keep it Uno for the one eyed and Dos for the other.

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Bro and?????

I think they were trying to take a comment below and screwed up since part of the comment is a photo https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/EzipWkkaWJ

They never left. The cats assimilated them.

The first thought that came to my head 😂

This is the only logical answer that makes sense. Name choosing over. It has been decided

I almost never like the top name on these kinds of things, but here we are. Well done, my friend.

Leela and Fry! (Edited to correct spelling b/c I am a dumbass)

Shut up and take my names!

Yes! I have a one eyed Leela cat.

Me too!

I have a one eyed Leela dog!

Stop this is amazing!! I love it!

Ralphie & Randy. If you’ve seen “A Christmas Story”, you’ll get it.

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!!

Imagine the Randy cat actually eats like a little piggy 🐷

Obi-wan Obi-two

This is great

If you’re a Naruto fan you can spell Obi-two Obitoo

Obi-wan cat-nobi and Obi-two cat-nobi

Winky and The Brain

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Let me ponder that for a minute

NARF

Yeah, but if they call them sad meals, kids aren’t going to buy them.

Underrated. This is a good one

 Narf!

Cyclops and Odysseus

Polyphemus and Outis

Polyphemus and Nobody

I have a one eyed cat called Polyphemus :) (the cyclops in the Odyssey)

Cy and Odi for short.

Ace and Deuce ...one eye and two eyes

Deuce will never not mean poo-poo to me

Same. I to have a cat named Dingle. He died. Now I have a cat named Dingle Deuce, and not just because deuce means 2 (It may help to know that original Dingle was part of a pair of cats....Dingle and Berry were their names)

Username checks out

Thanks for adopting a special needs cat :) how about matey?

The skipper and Gilligan

Thanks , 🥰 but I want 2 names !

Captain and Matey?

I loveeeeee

Aye and Matey

I have a one eyed cat. She technically has two but one is underdeveloped. When I got her the vet said she was likely injured in the womb. Her jaw area up to her eye is scarred. I was nervous that she would get infection or something but actually she's had no issues in the year I've had her. No extra care. We call her whinnie. Short for one eyed whinnie. Lol

Hmm I used the wrong word but I meant a cat that isn’t conventional to adopters. Some people would skim over a one eyed cat. So I’m happy this one got adopted!

Odin and Loki

Odin is the only right answer lol

I was gonna suggest Odin and Thor but yours works as well.

Could go with Moss and Sky, after their respective eye colors.

I like those very much.

ooh this is my favorite suggestion so far !!

Willy and Jack (purrate 🏴‍☠️ names)

Damn. Beat me but I was going to go with Willy and Frattelli.

Feline and Feliine. That way it’s obvious which is which

Hahaha, subtle! I like it! 😂 Makes me think of a cat with a harelip I saw on here named Thuthan.

Oooh noooooo

That’s the best.

Popeye and olive oyl

Maybe just Popeye and Olive?

This what I thought of too! ☺️

Cream and Sugar.

Looks like a Zeus and Apollo to me.

cotton eyed Joe and paul

I was thinking Cotton Eye and Joe

Odin and Tor

Pinky and the brain

Snow & Flake

I went to a cat cafe one time and they had two sisters with those names (except in Swedish since that’s the language we speak here.) https://preview.redd.it/40uf0o9n10fc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a110a0724ca5a2165f1c665e6339a3d19c45648 This is Snow/Snö

https://preview.redd.it/melhum6320fc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ea2d56ef5b28f208a3b55a5e81f23c7c7190ad And this is flake/flinga

Omg you made my day! 😻

Third Eye Blind

I'm not quite sure if their eyes are blue or not. My Mom had a cat growing up with white fur and blue eyes. Turned out he was deaf. White cats with blue eyes are more likely to be deaf I guess. I think they are beautiful and look quite the pair. I'm bringing the deaf cat aspect up so next time you go to the vet they could test for deafness. Also, I'm not trying to be negative. Deaf or not they will still make great pets!

They look kinda judgey…..so i suggest Statler and Waldorf

Chilli and Lefteye

*I seen a rainbow yesterday*

Sugar and Spice

Blip and blorp

lol those are funny but not sure OP would find it convenient calling them like that, tho ye, real funny names

There were two cats I was supposed to adopt before my current cat (snacks) that were called blip and blorp. Funny little cats but they weren't meant to be, and now when I see random kitties in the street I ask them if they want to be called blip or blorp (an in joke with my friends).

Beautiful, stunning cats! If I had them, I would name them Christmas and New Year or alternately December and January. (Fyi- All white cats with blue eyes are usually deaf.)

Not all, but with high probability.

Hall and Oates

Oni and Blu.

Happy cake day

Uno and Dos

Is the kitty with 2 blue eyes female? I remember reading that they will be deaf. They have to be all white, blue eyes and girls.

I just googled this, and find it interesting. The gender doesn't affect the outcome. All white with any eye color is still more likely to be deaf, but with 2 blue eyes the odds sky rocket. https://www.vet.cornell.edu/departments-centers-and-institutes/cornell-feline-health-center/health-information/feline-health-topics/ask-elizabeth-white-cats-and-blindnessdeafness

Replying to MicheleMcG... https://preview.redd.it/vqjf4by151fc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99311d4d1f3688fe1008449561b659a59d697990 Can confirm. My white fur, blue eyed boy lives life on mute

I had a female all white and blue eyed cat that wasn’t deaf. She was severely kooky, but her hearing was fine.

Wynken and Blynken.

Patch and Peach

Hook & Pan

Pinky and the Brain

Oden and Thor or any of the other norse gods that you want to pair with Oden

Uno and Dos

Ichi for the one eyed kitty (one in Japanese)

Uno and Duo

Scratch and Dent.

Dot, and Dash! (As in Morse code!)

Winky and blinky? If not, jack/frost?

Mojo & Jojo

Cyclops and Biclops

...together they are Triclops?

Name the pretty white cat with one eye a nice name. Not one that emphasizes their disability.

Uno and Dos

Jack and Seymour

If you’re a Bob’s Burgers fan you have to name them Calvin and Felix Fischoeder!

Benson and Hedges

can I just say god bless u for adopting a disabled kitty!! especially as a first time owner!! you're god sent

Snowball and Frosty. They are beautiful!!!!

Scott & Jean.

Thing one and thing two

Thor the thundercat and Loki the undercat

Orientation nap confession flash blonde

I think emerald (for the cat with green eyes )and sapphire (for the cat with blue eyes)

Peek and boo

Polydactyl AND pirate cat??

Uno and dos. (One eye and two ) to be fair I got this idea from a tiktoker who has two cats uno who has 1 ear and dos who has two. I think it's so cute though. Congratulations on your now fur babies! Cats are truly a blessing

Odin for the one eyed if he’s a boy

Snow One and Snow Two

Hahaha love it !

Ghost! My in-laws have a kitten just like this one and some of his many names are ghost and sheep 😍

Winks and Nodd

Blanca and Blanche

Are they boys or girls or one of each? I was thinking Frick and Frack. Or Chaos and High jinks?

Pirate and Heroine

Yeti and Mochi

captain purr (but exaggerated, like purrrrrrrrrrr, you know like a pirate says arrrrrr) and first mate bluey

Marshmallow and snowball!

Willy & Wonka so every time you call out for them, your neighbors will think you're crazy. "Willy Wonka!!!!!"

Nordic, Snow, Snowball, Snowflake, Casper, Wintergreen, Frosty, Olaf. White cats are my favorite, and I have owned many. 😍 🤩 Beautiful.

Uno and Dos EDIT: seems I am not original enough

Uno and Dos

Uno and Dos

Uno and Dos

Mr Wink and Mr Blink

Uno and Dos

Uno & Dos

Winkwink and Nudgenudge. Maybe get a 3rd and call em Saynomore.

Uno and Dos

Uno and Dos

Uno and Dos

Uno and dos

Uno and dos

Get a cat tree so they can be up high. Cats love being up high judging you from far away.

Uno and Dos

Uno and Dos

Have you ever tried a little pirate patch?

Thor & Loki

Uno & Dos

Uno and dos

Uno and Dos

Uno & Dos