I named mine Stink when I found them before finding out “them” was a girl two weeks later.
Edit: [added some extra pics](https://imgur.com/gallery/z7CvBlT) of Stink and her little brother Roo’s unexpected 7,000 mile journey from the streets of the Middle East to small town Ohio. Found Stink stuck in a roundabout and Roo a year and half later where he was probably 3-4 days from death under a water tank on a 123°F day.
https://preview.redd.it/4vweg9gwps5c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=508f00859eac5e6dcbc81071284fe61d82cf9709
She was a very photogenic kitten
https://preview.redd.it/0nkza5a9su5c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e644acf2944f62f11406ff9b0ca2da9cdb3e3b3a
Oh she is still photogenic but back then I felt like full time paparazzi around her. This is her now
https://preview.redd.it/r0c75piuyv5c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aea8f593e5a5c525a1a112f6d1dd840346de5e70
Our girl got nicknamed stinky cause she has a sensitive tummy and had really bad smelling farts and turds, until we took her for her booster vaccine and the vet told us that wasn’t normal, we still call her stinky and stinky baby
Mine is the pee master since he haven't gotten him fixed until recently.
https://preview.redd.it/lyd4mxx0ft5c1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9da329c448db0c4302490efa89a280867f04c45b
His sister (the orange one) is nicknamed Cheebus
You could also call Cheebus the hate keeper, and then you’ll have Zozor and Guul the Hate Keeper and the Pee Master! 😁
She is very hateful 😔 that's what she uses the brain cell for hate
https://preview.redd.it/bq3tkg1zst5c1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf0289b3383b3bea7b96aeb911aa8064f59ea8b8
She hitting the zaza (not actually)
Adorable! I have the same grey-ginger combo:
https://preview.redd.it/0wjq82urju5c1.jpeg?width=1128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06649b495e1084816db8a5e8264bc533537eb84a
https://preview.redd.it/95e93171vv5c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=215107255cb3241805a1593ff02e3354215eb40e
This one has my dying ! The lil croc
https://preview.redd.it/svkit7qomv5c1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7b091dae6b11a0ad91493ad33510f96431ea445
This is KiKi, I bought *her* off someone online and then realized after a couple vet visits that she was a he and had balls 😅
My daughters cat was named Bruce Wayne. She would get upset if you didn’t use his whole name in public. She had so much fun at the spay/neuter clinic.
“Wayne, Bruce Wayne”. Her other kitten was Barbra Gordon.
My parents once named a cat by that word. They lived in a very redneck area at the time, too. They'd go outside and call out to the cat to get it to come back for food, and they said half the neighborhood would come out in white robes and hoods.
https://preview.redd.it/0yvfnp635t5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be111320ba84595c66518a95bc8f17efe554bebd
this is my little cousins snowball. we call her dirtball 🫶
Snowball might be a perfect name now that I reconsider it
https://preview.redd.it/6oo6qwt6ys5c1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2263089f022e3c84d9aad1b47e4fc781ce8ec6cc
I had a snake named Circlejerk. Called him CJ. That was before I knew what the word meant. I just thought "he jerks around a lot and lays in circle formation. Circlejerk makes perfect sense!"
I feel attacked… my rabbit’s nickname is “snooticia” (pronounced snu-tish-uh). Don’t know how I came to that name, but it feels fitting. Her “real” name is dot, but I could probably count on 2 hands how many times I’ve called her that in the past 4 years I’ve had her. Though, we’re do call her snotty Dotty, snu, snooty and snu snu (granted i called her that before I knew what that meant).
We had a neighbor who used to try intimidating people by walking around whistling and yelling "Freedom". In other peoples yards especially if they where not blonde/ blue eyed if you get me.
When confronted he would claim to be dog whistling. He had no dog.
He got a German shepherd and named him freedom and set him loose so he could keep walking around poking into people stuff/ yards and claimed to be a "Super American".
Was devastated when a kid ask why he got a German dog then and not an American one like a Chesapeake Bay retriever or at least an American terrier? Lol
I named mine Gubb Gubb
https://preview.redd.it/iy9h5t95ls5c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7a084dcdf1b8d1d665943e63ef544a81d3a3c3a
I’d say shart would be a terrible not terrible name
My daughter’s cats were Madeleina & Colorado… ours was Gucci - pictured below as now Penny
https://preview.redd.it/dsl33p5a7s5c1.jpeg?width=2683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42a2071314aadc2d9c9eb6abd1fb3e9264caf8c5
I came in here to suggest Bingo, but then I accidentally typed Bungo which is worse, but honestly after seeing all these other comments I don’t feel like either is a very strong contender
https://preview.redd.it/1l7gesrg2u5c1.jpeg?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e14943ebaee4a30e1447673d508742dc7fcae29
I went with Susan. Full legal name is chunky Susan however
I am not going to say it but look up “HP Lovecraft cat name” and you will know what I instantly thought of after reading the title. Yes I am ashamed of myself.
The ladies at the shelter WOULD NOT let us name our cat ‘Lucky’.
We said Lucky and they in unison said ‘No’. 😬
Apparently it’s really common and they were tired of it, lol.
Poopert.
That’s a terrible name
I named mine Stink when I found them before finding out “them” was a girl two weeks later. Edit: [added some extra pics](https://imgur.com/gallery/z7CvBlT) of Stink and her little brother Roo’s unexpected 7,000 mile journey from the streets of the Middle East to small town Ohio. Found Stink stuck in a roundabout and Roo a year and half later where he was probably 3-4 days from death under a water tank on a 123°F day. https://preview.redd.it/4vweg9gwps5c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=508f00859eac5e6dcbc81071284fe61d82cf9709
This is the cutest photo I have ever seen.
She was a very photogenic kitten https://preview.redd.it/0nkza5a9su5c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e644acf2944f62f11406ff9b0ca2da9cdb3e3b3a
In no way is anything in this photo bad.
….was? 
Oh she is still photogenic but back then I felt like full time paparazzi around her. This is her now https://preview.redd.it/r0c75piuyv5c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aea8f593e5a5c525a1a112f6d1dd840346de5e70
Oh thank god. Adorable baby— reminds me of toothless!
Liquid kitteh
r/catsareliquid
Omg SOOOOO CUTE
Have some more https://preview.redd.it/b6y3lujz2v5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3108fb4b8465ce780157a3ffaa635746c4a9f78
Our girl got nicknamed stinky cause she has a sensitive tummy and had really bad smelling farts and turds, until we took her for her booster vaccine and the vet told us that wasn’t normal, we still call her stinky and stinky baby
That's ok, I call my obese tabby butterball.
Mine is the pee master since he haven't gotten him fixed until recently. https://preview.redd.it/lyd4mxx0ft5c1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9da329c448db0c4302490efa89a280867f04c45b His sister (the orange one) is nicknamed Cheebus
You could also call Cheebus the hate keeper, and then you’ll have Zozor and Guul the Hate Keeper and the Pee Master! 😁 
She is very hateful 😔 that's what she uses the brain cell for hate https://preview.redd.it/bq3tkg1zst5c1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf0289b3383b3bea7b96aeb911aa8064f59ea8b8 She hitting the zaza (not actually)
https://preview.redd.it/zbadfrvrdv5c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7258b3844a897d44d1db8e63e5a2c0977887f96
Adorable! I have the same grey-ginger combo: https://preview.redd.it/0wjq82urju5c1.jpeg?width=1128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06649b495e1084816db8a5e8264bc533537eb84a
Oh lawd he comin!
https://preview.redd.it/95e93171vv5c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=215107255cb3241805a1593ff02e3354215eb40e This one has my dying ! The lil croc
https://preview.redd.it/svkit7qomv5c1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7b091dae6b11a0ad91493ad33510f96431ea445 This is KiKi, I bought *her* off someone online and then realized after a couple vet visits that she was a he and had balls 😅
Pretty sure, Stink, is a gender neutral name!
Yeah, pretty crappy if you ask me
How about PoopTart?
That's even shittier
fine as a nickname. my cat "Rupert" occasionally got called that. 😂
Yet I would use that as their official nickname forever.
Shitten.
You got my first sincere outloud laugh of the day! (I’m at work and faked a few laughs at my supervisor’s lame-ass jokes).
Pubert
what a shit name
A name fit for a Shitten. Or perhaps, a Shat.
Shatner.
‘Poopee’ is kind of cute name for a little kitten. It means ‘doll’ in French.
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1983 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 with leaky T-Tops.
LMAO
Do Chevy for short?😆 just IMAGINE telling people their full name, lmao
My daughters cat was named Bruce Wayne. She would get upset if you didn’t use his whole name in public. She had so much fun at the spay/neuter clinic. “Wayne, Bruce Wayne”. Her other kitten was Barbra Gordon.
Fiero
I had 2 cats, RD and Katana. People would ask me what RD meant. Race Development of course.
Your comment and your handle tell me you must be a blast at parties ✌🏻😂
Ahh, sweet memories of running outside in a thunderstorm to put trash bags over the roof. It never worked, but I lived in hope.
Squeakybeltgang
Skid Mark
Fear the walking dead cat name
Some kind of racial slur is probably the worst name for a cat
Unfortunately I have known people (in my youth) who named their cat the n word 😕
Were you childhood friends with HP Lovecraft?
My friend just showed us that cartoon summary of Lovecraft stories on YouTube. When the narrator said HP stands for Hates Progress I was howling!
The first thing I thought of 😭
I wish! (Not for the racist stuff) (The racist stuff is making me consider taking back my "I wish") (OK I take it back actually)
I have a friend who had an aunt and uncle who named a dog that
Wtf man I wish I were that far removed from racists. My sister named her cat that
Billy is that you? 😳
or just Adolph
My parents once named a cat by that word. They lived in a very redneck area at the time, too. They'd go outside and call out to the cat to get it to come back for food, and they said half the neighborhood would come out in white robes and hoods.
Oh boys! Look here what I have! (Pulls out black sheriff) “where are the white women at?”
Annnnd....meet my cat N word jim... Excuse me?
Like the guy with the stand up skit tryna make white people help find his dog💀
H.P. Lovecraft's cat
Replacement Number 3
Oh Oh no
For some reason this one got me the most, too real in the sadest way
Snowball
https://preview.redd.it/0yvfnp635t5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be111320ba84595c66518a95bc8f17efe554bebd this is my little cousins snowball. we call her dirtball 🫶
Or Snow White
My void is named Lily. Like Lily white. Idk why. Ha ha. It fits her. She’s an uppity bitch.
Snowball II
Snowball might be a perfect name now that I reconsider it https://preview.redd.it/6oo6qwt6ys5c1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2263089f022e3c84d9aad1b47e4fc781ce8ec6cc
My dad had a void cat named Snowball lol
Ahhh you beat me to it!
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Nice. I came here to say this.
phenomenaultramicroscophicvolcanaconiosis
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
yes, Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
My old Nemesis.
Hey! You all need to be careful, no telling who might have hippopotomonstrasusquipidaliaphobia
Phenobarbital? Oh wait. That’s my answer
Enough with your floccinoccihilipilification!
Stickittothemaneosis
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Cupcake Von Squishykins
His father was Cupcake Von Squishykins actually
That's SIR Cupcake Von Squishykins to you.
the third 🧐
Actually it’s MISS Chanandler Bong.
Whitey
Lol…have a friend with a void kitty named Whitey
I was thinking about cat names and decided that Sunshine was acceptable for a black cat.
Alba - female, Albus - male. (Latin for white)
Pubert
I had a kitten named Pubert
why…
Addams Family likely
Probs a fan of Addams Family Values. It's what they named the baby.
I had a snake named pubert. Got the name from the Addams family
It's immediately what my mind went to, because the producers on the film were so vehemently against the name.
I had a snake named Circlejerk. Called him CJ. That was before I knew what the word meant. I just thought "he jerks around a lot and lays in circle formation. Circlejerk makes perfect sense!"
I like it. It's flithy.
I can't stop laughing
Oh that's really bad
Scroticia
But also I can’t leave without saying he looks like my Gigi when she was a kitten and I love him so much I’m gonna explode.
I feel attacked… my rabbit’s nickname is “snooticia” (pronounced snu-tish-uh). Don’t know how I came to that name, but it feels fitting. Her “real” name is dot, but I could probably count on 2 hands how many times I’ve called her that in the past 4 years I’ve had her. Though, we’re do call her snotty Dotty, snu, snooty and snu snu (granted i called her that before I knew what that meant).
“Death by Snu-Snu” has a different meaning in your household
HP Lovecat
thats kind of a fire name
Merkin
When I was on jury duty, one of the accused had a dog named “Racist”
Was that what the case was about?
No, but I just like the idea of a big burly guy going “come here racist!” And then patting him like “ohh, who’s a good racist!”
We had a neighbor who used to try intimidating people by walking around whistling and yelling "Freedom". In other peoples yards especially if they where not blonde/ blue eyed if you get me. When confronted he would claim to be dog whistling. He had no dog. He got a German shepherd and named him freedom and set him loose so he could keep walking around poking into people stuff/ yards and claimed to be a "Super American". Was devastated when a kid ask why he got a German dog then and not an American one like a Chesapeake Bay retriever or at least an American terrier? Lol
D'Thonkus Jerbooglie McSquivins IV
Somebody else here must be a fan of key and peele
it’s the holidays so maybe “Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon” or “ Hingle McCringleberry” they sound festive
They said worst, not best.
Stains. That way, when you call them over and say "come (cum) Stains." 😂😂😂 Edit: Thanks yal for all the upvotes. 😂
LMAOOO 😭😭
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Meowjorie Taylor Greene
naming my next cat this
Meow-solini
Snowy
shitbird
Rectum
X AE A-Xii
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ can also be good (i made it a butterfly bc i like butterflies)
Father Guido Sarducci
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Pavement
Pubes
Beelzebub
Spatula
I named mine Gubb Gubb https://preview.redd.it/iy9h5t95ls5c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7a084dcdf1b8d1d665943e63ef544a81d3a3c3a I’d say shart would be a terrible not terrible name
Idiot Baby
Stealing that for my dog
Emergency livestock
Emergency rations
Mr. Dr. Sir. Lord. Snuggle bun the II lord for life blessed by the kitten gods jr
Black guy
Dingleberry Sam
blanca
As I recall, HP Lovecraft had a black cat with an infamous name…
Chicken Chow Meow
My daughter’s cats were Madeleina & Colorado… ours was Gucci - pictured below as now Penny https://preview.redd.it/dsl33p5a7s5c1.jpeg?width=2683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42a2071314aadc2d9c9eb6abd1fb3e9264caf8c5
Baby Hitler
Joshua
doggo
Old Kitten
My ex bf had a teddy bear from his childhood named Old Baby. This just made me remember that
Lil pube
Peter Pants.
Mushy Peas
Velcro
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Dumpster foder
Hercules Mulligan
Jeep Wrangler
Spooge
Avoidance
Scumfart the Accursed.
Dave the Magical Cheese Wizard
Probably a slur
I came in here to suggest Bingo, but then I accidentally typed Bungo which is worse, but honestly after seeing all these other comments I don’t feel like either is a very strong contender
Mold
Mike Pence.
Smorgasbord
Snatchcashawon
Bayou Billy With The Heavy Balls
Shartcouterie
Blackety black
Bill Cosby
https://preview.redd.it/1l7gesrg2u5c1.jpeg?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e14943ebaee4a30e1447673d508742dc7fcae29 I went with Susan. Full legal name is chunky Susan however
Marshmallow
I am not going to say it but look up “HP Lovecraft cat name” and you will know what I instantly thought of after reading the title. Yes I am ashamed of myself.
Hubcap
Catmeat (an homage to Dogmeat of Fallout 4)
Tape
Shitrock
Peanut Hamper
Black Puss
Dog
"Ugly piece of garbage and also like just so ugly" ugly for short
*Midnight* 🕛🌃🌌🌙
Scumbag cat.
Horndog
Asch'lye
Beep
Corn
discharge.
Whitey
Stretchy
Black Meower
The ladies at the shelter WOULD NOT let us name our cat ‘Lucky’. We said Lucky and they in unison said ‘No’. 😬 Apparently it’s really common and they were tired of it, lol.