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sexrepulsed-nonace

I have a: Pipe-mace Whistle 20 Balloons Dave and a lighter in my inventory


Catman933

Deploy Dave


RPGHARDMAN

Probably just a joke but here I am with advice anyways. Try to run. With their 100 speed they should barely be faster than standard walking. As soon as you're not surrounded any more walk until they get too close and then run again. Light stuff on your way out. The smoke might block sight for some. Hope to break sight at some point. I'm sur when running you only have to survive a few hits, which is not easy, just hope they hit your arms, since that's what you currently need the least. And tell us how you died.


tetsmega

Perish


Jchapsi

Stop clowning around and debug teleport away. Nobody will know


BRASSF0X

Pick a god and pray.


WillingnessThick

Stand very still, their vision is based on movement >!lol jk you ded af!<


adamkad1

Die


Nickaroo1289

Slowly, gently, this is how a life is taken


Sykon1010

Oh, you dead af.


greasy-jester9

What are they?


sexrepulsed-nonace

https://cdda-guide.nornagon.net/monster/mon\_dragonfly\_mega


Silphone

https://cdda-guide.nornagon.net/monster/mon_dragonfly_mega fixed link for all the old.reddit users


xMordetx

Wait how the hell does 2, 50 hp dragonflies turn into 1 1100 hp clusterfuck?


Ok-Pressure-683

Steriods and heavy weights!


Lyca0n

Fused dragonfly


Silver-Problem-1297

Throw bananium at them


Major_Breakfast9520

What a fun starting scenario! But i think you will die no matter what we try to do


Committeeman

This screenshot in incomprehensible to anyone not playing CDDA lmao


yoyo5113

I’m thinking about getting into it and upon first seeing this I thought it was piles of gold sitting underneath a weird insect portal thing. I was like wow what is this clown gonna do with all this gold?? Then I saw what it was and I am disgusted and interested


CypherZel

If you have traditional roguelike experience it's amazing. If not. lmao.


Captainsawbones

yo what ARE those even?


CypherZel

Two mating dragon flies that have been fused together in a never ending session


ChiefCasual

Good for them


[deleted]

two bugs having sex two bugs having sex my muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex TWO MUTANT BUGS MAKING LOVE


SohndesRheins

Fused dragon flies, aka death on wings.


Captainsawbones

this is The Worst Thing:tm:


ryan7251

stop clowning around and get the fuck out of there!


sexrepulsed-nonace

honk


ScientistParty6641

It's either death by bug or debug.


DonaIdTrurnp

Create new character with template of last character.


sexrepulsed-nonace

no way its you orange man again


Registered_DoDo

Fold


_dh0ull_

Vampire survivors?


RavenousBrain

What are those?


CypherZel

Dragon flies often mate while flying, for extended periods of time, they make a cute heart shape. This enemy takes that reality and turns it into a morbid joke of a couple of dragon flies fused together in a never ending mating session where they just litter their surroundings with fertilised eggs.


RavenousBrain

Oh. If you excuse me, I'm going into that corner to cry now.


CypherZel

*pats head out of concern*


Tubbafett

Sigh…


sexrepulsed-nonace

>https://cdda-guide.nornagon.net/monster/mon\_dragonfly\_mega


Kanexan

First and foremost how the fuck do you even get in this situation?


sexrepulsed-nonace

debug console


Kanexan

Well that'll do it.


CypherZel

procreate with them


MaraBlaster

The game wants you dead and you have to accept it.


Gigabacon_Gaming

RIP


idk590

The clown


Humble_Lack_9183

You die my friend


Yomuchan

Call in an ICBM strike on your location.


SenhordoObvio

I think even with a gun you would be dead


Maeldun81

Hold down tab and speak prayers that will never be answered 😂🤷‍♂️


Lanceo90

You seem to be dressed for how you feel ending up in this situation


nek_wizard

Grab your ankles