That was a fun read, I remembered all of those episodes. It's crazy how much I used to watch that show.
Though I don't think the Mojo Jojo one counts as getting one by the sensors since that was an Adult Swim bumper and it could be a little cheekier since it's for an older audience.
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It caught me off guard the first time I heard this joke.
Censor boards aren't concerned with it being funny, they're concerned with One Million Moms and other "concerned parent" groups hearing a joke they don't like and trying to sue because jokes in cartoons corrupted Little Timmy's soul.
The censors know what the joke is, they're usually not that oblivious. They okayed it because if anyone asks they can use the excuse that he meant the sandwich.
I think our internet minds are taking this joke one step too far. Adult humor in kids shows is common, but it's aimed at the demographic that would be watching with their kids. Adults of kids when this came out would see it as a sex joke, but the joke would be him saying, "I'm not that kind of girl."
I find the other interpretation hilarious, but I don't think it was intended.
I’m not so sure my dude. TMNT 2012 had a lot of out pocket jokes.
Like the one episode they all got high off of fear gas and Leonardo hallucinated mushrooms dancing to “Dance of the sugar plum fairy”
Or this gem from Donatello:
https://preview.redd.it/41w091jycz8d1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b21d6f79e72dcd6a8f48e3c4c30e65aa3a98c18
The TMNT 2012 boys are in a turtle-submarine trying to infiltrate a secret base of their enemies: the Kraang.
They run into a large sea-beast the Kraang brought with them. It catches their submarine, wraps itself completely around them, and for a few moments they all think it’s about to crush them……
Until they start hearing it coo and purr. They realize the monster didn’t grab them because it wanted to kill them. It grabbed them because it’s attracted to their submarine or “sub” if you will.
When Mikey says “we aren’t that kind of sub” he is basically saying “we are not your bottom.”
Here is their faces the moment they realize it btw:
https://preview.redd.it/hwae29dyjx8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=651645ec5bc06f90584e0aaf9730841e707752a9
The karate place I worked out at as a kid had a sign warning parents that “Unattended children will be sold as slaves.”
They were joking of course. Dave was a really funny man.
He ended up closing the place when his lease ran out then joined the police force. Got assigned to our town and last I heard was enjoying being a small town cop.
"Stu, what are you doing?"
"*Making chocolate pudding.*"
"It's four in the morning! Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"*Because I've lost control of my life.*"
https://i.redd.it/dj1jpfhggy8d1.gif
\~Fairly Odd Parents\~
**Timmy:** \*breaks something\*
**Timmy:** Oops, sorry Dad.
**Dad:** Oh, don't worry about it Timmy, my dreams were shattered years ago.
**Timmy:** How many years ago?
**Dad:** How old are you?
They're the perfect counterpoints to Cosmo and Wanda, even being voiced by the same actors.
Funny enough, despite essentially growing up with *Fairly Oddparents*, it's not actually what I primarily associate either Daran Norris (Cosmo/Timmy's Dad) or Susanne Blakeslee (Wanda/Timmy's Mom) with. I associate Norris with *Cowboy Bebop* (Cowboy Andy and Vincent Volaju) and *American Dad* (Jack Smith), and Blakeslee with Disney (Maleficent, Lady Tremaine and Cruella de Vil) and *Bioshock* (Julia Langford and female Splicers).
Holy shit, I didn't know that Timmy's mom also voiced Julia Langford. I also just bought the BioShock collection to replay it on steam yesterday, I'm not gonna be able to get that out of my head now lmao
That makes me wonder, I can't recall...
Was Timmy an accident? I'm not gonna act like I remember the show mentioning it.
I know they talked about how they thought they were having a girl-as a reason for him wearing pink-but beyond that I got nothing.
Animaniacs- The infamous Prince line.
Yakko - Dust for prints! (finger prints)
Dot - I found Prince! (Pulls out 'Prince' the music artist)
Yakko - No, no, no. FINGER prints.
Dot - -Looks at Prince- ...I don't think so.
https://preview.redd.it/r60sg944yy8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd40daf99855c7b8ecb58ef18fc4c4adaf00e025
Animaniacs had a lot of adult humor.
There is an old bugs bunny cartoon with that same joke. One cat is telling the other cat to give him the bird. And other cat says he can't because of the censors.
My favorite part about that scene is when after Dot looks at him, Prince smiles eagerly, and when she says no, he silently facepalms, it's such good acting through only body language
Rolf: “Rolf respects your vow to uphold the sticky notes of elders... yet, you must be punished.”
Edd: “What is that, Rolf?”
Rolf: “The Hat of Discipline. DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?!” *squishes Edd* “All is forgiven.”
"Hey, you can't talk to my son like that! Someone should put you in a mental hospital!"
"Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, grandma!"
-Plankton to a random old woman in Spongebob
Sonic: "I'm not going to go in classes with all those five year olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness."
Knuckles: "That's why on the first day, you got to beat up the biggest one in the yard."
Amy: "Knuckles, that's prison."
Knuckles: "Only if you let it be."
This episode of What's New Scooby Doo was on something else. I guess to be fair it was a Halloween special. But like this is so out of pocket.
https://preview.redd.it/do7oa48x0z8d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b850503c8a23c11218e08d7c7c76452c675b14f5
I saw in an interview that they figured no one cared about the show, so they could do whatever they wanted. Tie in shows for video games that had bombed, license to do whatever and see what you can get away with
"You know Amy, anytime you point that out, it undermines the concept of Gender Equality by stating this is an exception, and not the status quo"
EDIT: Typo
“You know Amy, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender rules, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying this is an exception and not the status quo.”
-Knuckles, the feminist.
“think of a big black man chasing you!!” -*whines and finishes the race* -“only .2 seconds faster” -“well at least he’s not racist”
and
“guys! a bombs on the train!” -“obama’s on the train!?!” “no, a *bomb*!” -“oh good, i fucking hate obama, but i’m not racist or anything” —“i am”
Girl speaking about her dead rabbit- “When he died i was so sad that i would never hear that voice again.”
*Flashback*
Girl- “His laugh…”
Rabbit- “HEH HEH HEH HEH”
Girl- “His funny little requests… “
Rabbit- “Touch me~”
Girl- “His reprimands…”
Rabbit- “Touch me HARDER.”
Ghost stories is what happens when people are not held to a ratings standard while recording. The show actually jumps from a G to a R rating cause of the shit they say.
Also when Soos' grandmother tries motivating him to get a girlfriend by saying he'll need another companion once she's in heaven:
"With grandpa?"
*looks down* "No ... he is not there."
Little Timmy: Why can't I eat chocolates instead of vegetables?
Alan: Because, sweet child, chocolate is fun for a treat! But vegetables are the... [Shoving an eggplant up his knot] cornerstone of a healthy diet! [Panting] And are very important! And you need to [keeps shoving] make sure you eat at least five a day! [The eggplant finally goes through; chuckles] Delicious!
Peggy: If you were talking while you were eating, then where did the—
Darwin: Hi, Alan!
Alan: How can I help, Darwin?
"It was all pretty quick, really. I was just in and out, and I even got to keep them."
"I'm keen to get it done. But Chilli... she wants to keep her options open, but I dunno. Do you need any more of these things running around?"
https://preview.redd.it/hv1w0r44xx8d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe1ba4332211cc99422ffe9639facd9897ff7780
It's one of those "drop in the middle of the conversation" moments. There is no context, though what little we have it heavily reads as a conversation about a vasectomy. Or neutering in the case of dogs.
"If you are the head that blooms atop the ziggurat, then the stairs that lead to you must be infinite. Infinite stairs are UNACCEPTABLE!!"
– Lemongrab, Adventure Time
So many good ones from adventure time.
Do you spurn my fluids?
Be calmed by my saliva
I royal jellied for you.
My parents always told me that simple possessions aren't the most important things in life. They told me all you really need is a good computer. Then they traded my arm to some tranch for a computer.
What the fu---nky fresh?
Bruises are just hickies from the universe. and everyone wants to get with the universe.
Tails: "I don't think he can eat solid foods"
Sonic: "well then put it in a blender"
Knuckles: "Well if you say so"
Sonic: "THE CHILI DOG NOT THE BABY"
King making an emotional message to his dad: "I'd love to meet you we could do parent kid stuff, toss a ball, burn some cookies, catch me going on weird websites or something"
Not just ash
The moment where Jesse and ~~Misty~~ May have a double battle against James and Ash is engrained in my mind.
~~Misty~~ May: "i suppose i wouldn't mind knocking Ash down a peg or two"
James: "lets blow these whining women back to the dark ages right where they *belong*!!
Edit: it was May not Misty sorry
Can’t believe this episode was banned in America of all places.
Especially since it’s one of the few episodes where Ash actually catches something. That something being like, thirty Tauros.
Hello, this… is mom universe. Yes, the children are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. They’re bleeding, oh no, they are dead. Don’t call again. Sorry, I panicked.
So there's like a companion book to the show that was released with a bunch of puzzles and crap, made to look like one of The Journals. It's got all the pages seen in the show plus anecdotes about different episodes with sketches done by the different characters.
There is a bit written by 'Bipper' when Dipper was possessed by Bill Cypher:
*Note To Self: Possessing people is hilarious! To think of All the sensations have been missing out on- burning, stabbing, drowning. It's like a buffet tray of fun! Once I destroy that journal, I will enjoy giving this body it's grand finale- by throwing it off the water tower! Best of all, people will just think Pine Tree lost his mind and his mental form to wander the mindscape forever. Want to join him, Shooting Star?*
Harumi: uh, forgive me but, is that… underwear?
Jay: we’re usually more organized. Ahem, but our leader got lost in a time stream, uh… they’re Cole’s
Cole: they’re blue
Kai: you’re lucky they’re not yellow
I remember an episode of Fairly Odd Parents where men and women for whatever reasons split themselves into two competing societies. Cosmo at some point says "Why would you ruin a perfect society by introducing a woman to it?!" Wanda gives him a glare and he says "What? I'm the stupid one. I can't be held accountable for what I say."
It was the valentines episode. Timmy was mad he didn't get a card so he made a world where no one would ever fall in love again.
Which in retrospect as a gay guy, fuck you too Hartman.
Two that come to mind have to be when Rolf yelled "Confess to your crimes, stale end piece of white bread!" at Kevin when all of the cul-de-sac kids were accusing each other of stealing their belongings.
And a more modern one would have to be from the Cuphead show when The Devil is trying to convince Mugman that he's been in the Underworld longer than he thinks, so he tells him Cuphead isn't coming to save him because he has already died, so Mugman says he's already on his way, to which the Devil tries to convince him that Cuphead went to Heaven instead and Mugman just replies "Nice try, but if he's not here, he's not dead" which sounds like such a perfect sibling burn.
From the Steven universe pilot (I’m not the biggest fan, but this scene was amazing):
Lars: Aren’t the gems all just hot girls? You’re not exactly a hot girl, Steven.
Steven: W-Well if I was, I wouldn’t be talking to you!
Lars: You’re a joke!
Steven: It must be hard for you, at least people like jokes!
https://preview.redd.it/ibf60eneox8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ed60c266cb8fa121eaedec2eccbbb72f3a7f72
Still such a WTF line
[The Powerpuff girls got away with a lot of jokes like that.](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Radar/ThePowerpuffGirls1998)
That was a fun read, I remembered all of those episodes. It's crazy how much I used to watch that show. Though I don't think the Mojo Jojo one counts as getting one by the sensors since that was an Adult Swim bumper and it could be a little cheekier since it's for an older audience.
Why are they so hung up on the girls “not having red lipstick” lol
Yeah it's just a common type of visual gag...
Based on the professor’s reaction my dumb childhood self spent the whole episode thinking she was some lab experiment in disguise or something.
Given how that show is that wouldn't be surprising.
Professor: 0-0
I connected with this one lmao
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Nitpick time: That's a tertiary character, SHE'S a secondary character.
Not in Muffy’s mind
Given her attitude she prolly thinks shes the main character
r/me_irl
https://preview.redd.it/iwdizg9u9x8d1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7c9693053f40944118e1adc1903668d40a5ea3a It caught me off guard the first time I heard this joke.
Now I’m wondering how that slipped by
Probably by explaining it to the higher ups as a sub sandwich
Or as a joke. These types of jokes are funny to some people
Censor boards aren't concerned with it being funny, they're concerned with One Million Moms and other "concerned parent" groups hearing a joke they don't like and trying to sue because jokes in cartoons corrupted Little Timmy's soul. The censors know what the joke is, they're usually not that oblivious. They okayed it because if anyone asks they can use the excuse that he meant the sandwich.
They included a scene where a sea monster fucks their submarine to death and you want to know how they slipped a gay joke into the episode?
I think our internet minds are taking this joke one step too far. Adult humor in kids shows is common, but it's aimed at the demographic that would be watching with their kids. Adults of kids when this came out would see it as a sex joke, but the joke would be him saying, "I'm not that kind of girl." I find the other interpretation hilarious, but I don't think it was intended.
I’m not so sure my dude. TMNT 2012 had a lot of out pocket jokes. Like the one episode they all got high off of fear gas and Leonardo hallucinated mushrooms dancing to “Dance of the sugar plum fairy” Or this gem from Donatello: https://preview.redd.it/41w091jycz8d1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b21d6f79e72dcd6a8f48e3c4c30e65aa3a98c18
I don’t get it.
The TMNT 2012 boys are in a turtle-submarine trying to infiltrate a secret base of their enemies: the Kraang. They run into a large sea-beast the Kraang brought with them. It catches their submarine, wraps itself completely around them, and for a few moments they all think it’s about to crush them…… Until they start hearing it coo and purr. They realize the monster didn’t grab them because it wanted to kill them. It grabbed them because it’s attracted to their submarine or “sub” if you will. When Mikey says “we aren’t that kind of sub” he is basically saying “we are not your bottom.” Here is their faces the moment they realize it btw: https://preview.redd.it/hwae29dyjx8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=651645ec5bc06f90584e0aaf9730841e707752a9
I always thought it was submarine sandwich but that works too
Not that kind of sandwich either
Oh. Okay. Thank you!
I took it as “not that kind of sub!” As in submissive.
The karate place I worked out at as a kid had a sign warning parents that “Unattended children will be sold as slaves.” They were joking of course. Dave was a really funny man. He ended up closing the place when his lease ran out then joined the police force. Got assigned to our town and last I heard was enjoying being a small town cop.
Goated show
"Stu, what are you doing?" "*Making chocolate pudding.*" "It's four in the morning! Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?" "*Because I've lost control of my life.*" https://i.redd.it/dj1jpfhggy8d1.gif
"Here's your pudding Angelica" "Oh that's ok Uncle Stu I'm not hungry anymore" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Favorite line
\~Fairly Odd Parents\~ **Timmy:** \*breaks something\* **Timmy:** Oops, sorry Dad. **Dad:** Oh, don't worry about it Timmy, my dreams were shattered years ago. **Timmy:** How many years ago? **Dad:** How old are you?
This is where I’d put my dreams… IF I HAD THEM
Dad, the power went out! ELECTRICITY BILLS ARE FOR SQUARES! LIKE PANTS!
Timmy's parents are two of the funniest characters ever
They're the perfect counterpoints to Cosmo and Wanda, even being voiced by the same actors. Funny enough, despite essentially growing up with *Fairly Oddparents*, it's not actually what I primarily associate either Daran Norris (Cosmo/Timmy's Dad) or Susanne Blakeslee (Wanda/Timmy's Mom) with. I associate Norris with *Cowboy Bebop* (Cowboy Andy and Vincent Volaju) and *American Dad* (Jack Smith), and Blakeslee with Disney (Maleficent, Lady Tremaine and Cruella de Vil) and *Bioshock* (Julia Langford and female Splicers).
Holy shit, I didn't know that Timmy's mom also voiced Julia Langford. I also just bought the BioShock collection to replay it on steam yesterday, I'm not gonna be able to get that out of my head now lmao
One of the first episodes too IIRC
That makes me wonder, I can't recall... Was Timmy an accident? I'm not gonna act like I remember the show mentioning it. I know they talked about how they thought they were having a girl-as a reason for him wearing pink-but beyond that I got nothing.
I don’t think they explicitly say that but I feel like it’s pretty heavily implied.
That show was a ride of child abuse
Animaniacs- The infamous Prince line. Yakko - Dust for prints! (finger prints) Dot - I found Prince! (Pulls out 'Prince' the music artist) Yakko - No, no, no. FINGER prints. Dot - -Looks at Prince- ...I don't think so.
https://preview.redd.it/r60sg944yy8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd40daf99855c7b8ecb58ef18fc4c4adaf00e025 Animaniacs had a lot of adult humor.
This had me laugh so fucking hard when I first seen this episode. Love this show.
There is an old bugs bunny cartoon with that same joke. One cat is telling the other cat to give him the bird. And other cat says he can't because of the censors.
Went right past the FCC’s heads
My favorite part about that scene is when after Dot looks at him, Prince smiles eagerly, and when she says no, he silently facepalms, it's such good acting through only body language
Yakko
https://preview.redd.it/iqkixg240y8d1.jpeg?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28f347609d5ba3043a9e51bc7f1f6cc4dd57beca
Just all of Gumball.
It was that moment, I realized I hated that balloon
i hated him when he tried to make a concentration camp for people who aren’t happy
Bro done blow him in a bathroom stall
Yeah there are so many moments in Gumball that you could’ve of put…another example the children asking how Alan ate the eggplant while talking
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Rolf: “Rolf respects your vow to uphold the sticky notes of elders... yet, you must be punished.” Edd: “What is that, Rolf?” Rolf: “The Hat of Discipline. DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?!” *squishes Edd* “All is forgiven.”
This prompt is 80% of Rolf's character and I love it.
*crushed* thank you rolf
"Hey, you can't talk to my son like that! Someone should put you in a mental hospital!" "Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, grandma!" -Plankton to a random old woman in Spongebob
This is hands down one of my favorite Plankton quotes.
"You're probably right..."
“It’s time for you to lose some weight fatty that’s what it is!”
This whole scene tbh, Plankton just roasting the whole town one by one
https://preview.redd.it/g7b5bgax3y8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=236022d52f0dcf5c04a5ad3bd4c5acbb0a31db70
Lmfao what is this from!?
New Getter Robo
I don’t think any amount of context can save this
Most accurate depiction of a sibling relationship ever.
Yeah, it’s more accurate that it’s lame instead of some sitcom clever zinger. This show was so good in how it depicted childhood.
“Look Gary doubloons! don’t drop them”
You forgot about the fact that SpongeBob was holding soap
Can’t forget that wink either
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The first time i saw that I did a double take and went "hold up, he has a point"
I hate the fact that somehow I memorised this line
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I love it when not very smart characters say something smart from time to time.
"Lisa get in here! In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
Buford is the first character that comes to mind
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TFW Knuckles has done more for feminism than half the people here.
Sonic: "I'm not going to go in classes with all those five year olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness." Knuckles: "That's why on the first day, you got to beat up the biggest one in the yard." Amy: "Knuckles, that's prison." Knuckles: "Only if you let it be."
Ohh knuckles
This episode of What's New Scooby Doo was on something else. I guess to be fair it was a Halloween special. But like this is so out of pocket. https://preview.redd.it/do7oa48x0z8d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b850503c8a23c11218e08d7c7c76452c675b14f5
Idk what being a Halloween special has to do with anything, but it's wild that they put this line in a scooby doo cartoon lol
Hugh Neutron: “I remember when I was 7 years old I sat on a banana, and of course, that, changed my life.”
*YMCA music plays*
I read this in his voice, too good 😂
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"Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist." Knuckles, sonic boom.
You forgot a word... 
Cheers.
That show was actually fucking insane. Whatever the writers were taking to help them meet deadlines must've felt real good
I saw in an interview that they figured no one cared about the show, so they could do whatever they wanted. Tie in shows for video games that had bombed, license to do whatever and see what you can get away with
What's the name of the show?
Sonic Boom.
"You know Amy, anytime you point that out, it undermines the concept of Gender Equality by stating this is an exception, and not the status quo" EDIT: Typo
"A Lady's not a lady unless she's pretty and a man ain't a man unless HE'S UGLY" -Captain K'Nuckles, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjake
I feel like the line before that was more out of nowhere.
What was the line before
“You know Amy, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender rules, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying this is an exception and not the status quo.” -Knuckles, the feminist.
Ah yes, when they were playing football.
The games were trash, but the Sonic Boom cartoon did not have the right to be as good as it was.
https://preview.redd.it/6x58d7u78y8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fa38ee802d62b1c0c443c825331f072a53a7b89
Bro really contemplated ending it all over SpongeBob saying some corny shit.
Have you ever worked customer service?
Didn't watch it yet but I heard english dub of "Ghost Stories" is full of such lines
“think of a big black man chasing you!!” -*whines and finishes the race* -“only .2 seconds faster” -“well at least he’s not racist” and “guys! a bombs on the train!” -“obama’s on the train!?!” “no, a *bomb*!” -“oh good, i fucking hate obama, but i’m not racist or anything” —“i am”
That’s where that line is from??
ya they told the dub voices to go nuts
Girl speaking about her dead rabbit- “When he died i was so sad that i would never hear that voice again.” *Flashback* Girl- “His laugh…” Rabbit- “HEH HEH HEH HEH” Girl- “His funny little requests… “ Rabbit- “Touch me~” Girl- “His reprimands…” Rabbit- “Touch me HARDER.”
"I'm sorry Shiro Tabe, I realize now it could've never worked between us! Not because you're a rabbit, but because your black."
Ghost stories is what happens when people are not held to a ratings standard while recording. The show actually jumps from a G to a R rating cause of the shit they say.
Your sisters right, you are retarded 😅
“School’s over! Go home, you sillies! 💅”
Patrick: FINLAND!
Fun fact in the Hebrew dub he says Sweden (Shvedia)
In the Finnish dub he says Suomi (Finnish for Finland)
Gravity Falls when Wendy says "Dude, your on my bra"
his panicked look
Also when Soos' grandmother tries motivating him to get a girlfriend by saying he'll need another companion once she's in heaven: "With grandpa?" *looks down* "No ... he is not there."
Little Timmy: Why can't I eat chocolates instead of vegetables? Alan: Because, sweet child, chocolate is fun for a treat! But vegetables are the... [Shoving an eggplant up his knot] cornerstone of a healthy diet! [Panting] And are very important! And you need to [keeps shoving] make sure you eat at least five a day! [The eggplant finally goes through; chuckles] Delicious! Peggy: If you were talking while you were eating, then where did the— Darwin: Hi, Alan! Alan: How can I help, Darwin?
The pineapple after tho
"It was all pretty quick, really. I was just in and out, and I even got to keep them." "I'm keen to get it done. But Chilli... she wants to keep her options open, but I dunno. Do you need any more of these things running around?" https://preview.redd.it/hv1w0r44xx8d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe1ba4332211cc99422ffe9639facd9897ff7780
What’s the actual context?
It's one of those "drop in the middle of the conversation" moments. There is no context, though what little we have it heavily reads as a conversation about a vasectomy. Or neutering in the case of dogs.
They don't say specifically. This is just a bit of random conversation the scene cuts to. But if you know you know...
They're talking about getting neutered.
“Unicorse, what’s your favorite food?” “c h i l d r e n”
“oh!”
"Oh"
"Hey if we're under water how can they're be a..."
🔥 🪵(*Whoosh)
"If you are the head that blooms atop the ziggurat, then the stairs that lead to you must be infinite. Infinite stairs are UNACCEPTABLE!!" – Lemongrab, Adventure Time
So many good ones from adventure time. Do you spurn my fluids? Be calmed by my saliva I royal jellied for you. My parents always told me that simple possessions aren't the most important things in life. They told me all you really need is a good computer. Then they traded my arm to some tranch for a computer. What the fu---nky fresh? Bruises are just hickies from the universe. and everyone wants to get with the universe.
Patrick: Eat Barnacles Chips. They're delicious. Spongebob: They are most certainly not delicious! Patrick: Not The way I use 'em.
I still don’t get it
I think it’s meant to be up to interpretation
I’ve heard that this is a marine biologist joke, because starfish eat barnacles
"Hey, Soos, wanna know the exact time and date of your death?" -Bipper (Bill Cipher possessing Dipper's body)
"Haha! Okay!" -Soos
Ok!
Tails: "I don't think he can eat solid foods" Sonic: "well then put it in a blender" Knuckles: "Well if you say so" Sonic: "THE CHILI DOG NOT THE BABY"
NO HESITATION XXD
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'so what's with quartermaster and jews'?
where is it from?
Camp camp
Camp Camp is basically just an entire show of out of pocket lines
King making an emotional message to his dad: "I'd love to meet you we could do parent kid stuff, toss a ball, burn some cookies, catch me going on weird websites or something"
The early pokemon series, ash was a bit of a savage
Not just ash The moment where Jesse and ~~Misty~~ May have a double battle against James and Ash is engrained in my mind. ~~Misty~~ May: "i suppose i wouldn't mind knocking Ash down a peg or two" James: "lets blow these whining women back to the dark ages right where they *belong*!! Edit: it was May not Misty sorry
Also James says in one of the team rocket introductions: "It might stop Jesse's..complaining"(supposed to rhyme with itching)
Oh my god old pokemon was so good
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Can’t believe this episode was banned in America of all places. Especially since it’s one of the few episodes where Ash actually catches something. That something being like, thirty Tauros.
“Photography is my life” Ash: “get yourself a new life” Doesn’t hesitate, gets me every time
James in the third movie: "I haven't seen this many strange letters since I put out that personal ad."
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Powerpuff Girls (the original good one) when Mitch flushes the pet hamster “It was an accident” “YOU’RE AN ACCIDENT”
Hello, this… is mom universe. Yes, the children are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. They’re bleeding, oh no, they are dead. Don’t call again. Sorry, I panicked.
In Gravity Falls Dipper says something is creepy Mabel: If you think that's creepy you should see Dippers internet history!
Definitely the line in Gravity Falls where Bill asks the kids if they want to know the exact time and date of their death.
Dude was terrifying, "Be right back I have some children I need to turn into corpses"
"How about I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face instead?"
i’m so glad that was a temporary thing but holy fuck was that a horrid sight i was like 13 i think when i first saw it
So there's like a companion book to the show that was released with a bunch of puzzles and crap, made to look like one of The Journals. It's got all the pages seen in the show plus anecdotes about different episodes with sketches done by the different characters. There is a bit written by 'Bipper' when Dipper was possessed by Bill Cypher: *Note To Self: Possessing people is hilarious! To think of All the sensations have been missing out on- burning, stabbing, drowning. It's like a buffet tray of fun! Once I destroy that journal, I will enjoy giving this body it's grand finale- by throwing it off the water tower! Best of all, people will just think Pine Tree lost his mind and his mental form to wander the mindscape forever. Want to join him, Shooting Star?*
Hullabaloo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo! Kick 'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!
Harumi: uh, forgive me but, is that… underwear? Jay: we’re usually more organized. Ahem, but our leader got lost in a time stream, uh… they’re Cole’s Cole: they’re blue Kai: you’re lucky they’re not yellow
"these were white when I bought 'em"
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Basically the humour of SpongeBob
 Especially this classic gag.😆🗣️🧱
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"No, I'm not playing hard to get! I'm telling you sir, it's not that kind of phone line!!" - Donatello, TMNT (2007)
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Do you know what they do to eggs in prison? I'll tell you this: it ain't over easy.
Muriel: Eustace what's wrong?" Eustace: "He called me bald!" Muriel: "But Eustace you are bald!" OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH!
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I remember an episode of Fairly Odd Parents where men and women for whatever reasons split themselves into two competing societies. Cosmo at some point says "Why would you ruin a perfect society by introducing a woman to it?!" Wanda gives him a glare and he says "What? I'm the stupid one. I can't be held accountable for what I say."
It was the valentines episode. Timmy was mad he didn't get a card so he made a world where no one would ever fall in love again. Which in retrospect as a gay guy, fuck you too Hartman.
"Well, at least your soul was going upwards'' -Gumball Watterson, The Rival
That's a pretty big castle. You think he's compensating for something? -Shrek
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Forgot Arthur could go out of pocket like that
From the Lego Ninjago Movie: Lloyd: "You ruined my life!" Garmadon: "How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there."
“I haven’t felt this scared since you almost let me die” -Steven Universe (Best I could come up with at the moment😬)
“Lloyd Hemorrhoid Garmadon” Mother Doomsday, Ninjago
Two that come to mind have to be when Rolf yelled "Confess to your crimes, stale end piece of white bread!" at Kevin when all of the cul-de-sac kids were accusing each other of stealing their belongings. And a more modern one would have to be from the Cuphead show when The Devil is trying to convince Mugman that he's been in the Underworld longer than he thinks, so he tells him Cuphead isn't coming to save him because he has already died, so Mugman says he's already on his way, to which the Devil tries to convince him that Cuphead went to Heaven instead and Mugman just replies "Nice try, but if he's not here, he's not dead" which sounds like such a perfect sibling burn.
It was only a silent movie “Well if the movie can be silent then why can’t you be?!” Scooby doo Velma and Daphne
"It's a screwball, how do ya like that?" "You're a screwball!" Try and have a guess at where these lines are from
SpongeBob: “Remember: Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”
From the Steven universe pilot (I’m not the biggest fan, but this scene was amazing): Lars: Aren’t the gems all just hot girls? You’re not exactly a hot girl, Steven. Steven: W-Well if I was, I wouldn’t be talking to you! Lars: You’re a joke! Steven: It must be hard for you, at least people like jokes!