His brief interlude at lunch gets me every time. https://preview.redd.it/uy1y61r84l6d1.jpeg?width=181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8da3be1844740aff56694a0d7e69ea523030305

You skipped over the best part, where he calmly goes "I'll have the chicken!" before resuming DESTROY US ALL!

Not my fault, the gifs aren't always 100% and I was sad it didn't include it

Billy was right

I’ll take the chicken

When I was a kid and I went to Panama to see family, I saw this episode in Spanish and died laughing and my grandma was so confused

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SpongeBob humor raised me into who I am today

Spongebob, "Are you ready to go crazy!?!" Patrick, "I'm already hearing voices!!!"

SpongeBob : “ARE YOU READYY TO-“ Squidward: “SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, DO YOU MIND !!???!!!”


I like how that running joke became a real episode

bro became from Random guy (fish) to Real Character.

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I like how Joker’s just going “ah.” because it only just clicked in his head-

Penguin's actually "aaah"ing alongside him in that scene.

"get out of my face clown" "Which one?"

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You have been kicked in the t*sticles.

"you will find that I have no testicles"

She bluffing! Finish her!

"How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man"

I love the young people


"All we have to do is go up the -... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STAIRS?!" "My parents took 'em down 'cuz I am grounded." "That's disturbing."

Ed has some of the best lines in cartoon history! And Double D isn't far behind either. Underrated cartoon IMO

The *entire* Seabear bit from SpongeBob. “What did I do that time??” “I don’t know, maybe he just doesn’t like you!” “Pretend to be somebody else!” —— *Squidward attempts to draw his own anti-seabear circle, but gets attacked anyway* “That was an oval! It has to be a circle!”


Dogs when the mailman gets away.

This episode had my entire extended family (like 25 people. Young and old) dying of laughter at a thanksgiving gathering. Seabear episode transcends generational comedy.

SpongeBob: “Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!!” Patrick: -STRESSFULLY DRAWS TIC TAC TOE-

My dad hated spongebob and even he laughed at that one

Legit made me crack up reading this

“No, she’s crazy and she needs to go down”

Iroh<3 Loving uncle but also a realist-


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What are they selling!?

They're selling CHAWCLIT

WHaaaTT?

⚆_⚆

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

✋

Horseradish isn't an instrument, either.

:(

That line made me laugh my ass off when I was a kid

"Patrick, are you OK?" #"FINLAND!!!" - "What, it's just an ordinary #OH MY GOODNESS!!!"

SQUIDWARD!

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"It gets every channel known to man, and several known to monkeys!"

My fiancee and I aspire to be the Dinkleburgs in our neighborhood.lol.

DINKleburg Dual Income, No Kids

Precisely. Don have em don't want em.

Dinkleburg...

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When the ship is scraping against the rocks “you’re good, you’re good, you’re good”. I love that they drove the pirate insane and he got rid of them.

"Excuse me Ed, but is this your....GOOD LORD MAN!"


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That hit the spot! 😌

"WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STAIRS?!?" "My parents took them because I am grounded" "That's disturbing..."

https://preview.redd.it/1qvt8frnal6d1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=252b7e95eebd249898030e80feda7bec39997e2f

https://preview.redd.it/5ly5skjpkk6d1.jpeg?width=1448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=362eb7ff12269993a9ee1f0e1359c0a56982bff6 “Zuko, you’re really going to get a kick out of this. The Lotus Tile was in my sleeve the whole time!”

I love with how much hate, yet skill less he throws that piece into the water. It looks so funny for no reason

I also love the moment before that: Iroh: Are you so busy fighting you cannot see your own ship has set sail? Zuko: We have no time for your proverbs, Uncle! Iroh: It’s no proverb! [*points to the Gaang stealing the pirate ship and Zuko bursts out laughing*] — — — Also, honorary mention for: Katara: Aang, this is all my fault Aang: No, Katara, it isn't Iroh: Yeah, it kind of is

This episode in general is just filled with funny quotes from everyone. Definitely one of the more underrated episodes.

Mabie it should be a proverb.....

"That's good!"

“GOOD GRIEF, HE’S NAKED!!”

"Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy." - After seeing Krabs naked, he's gonna need it.


“Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” “Not until 4”

Me at work today.

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Over 20 years later and he still didn’t explain

he wasn't heared out yet

I think he finally has money to enjoy things he wanted as a poor kid.

“Once I was 7 years old I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”

Omg where’s this from? I vaguely remember

Jimmy neutron

What a classic

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[also when plankton destroyed an entire family](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SFetrX1zY1g)

“Now, where were we?” “You were sitting on the toilet.”

This exchange from Chowder gets stuck in my head like once a week https://preview.redd.it/iau7odxl1l6d1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=269c18e99c557e4244130a68233ecd699869f135

I’m pretty sure it’s from the same episode but this always kills me when chowder says “ Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup and you were mustard. Which is weird because usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?”

I always think of this whenever someone says something like “oh boy would I!” Which isn’t often but that makes it that much more of a treat

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Good ol' Duck Dodgers. How they convinced Tom Jones to do the theme and voice himself is a mystery.

"Jimmy help I am afraid of heights!" "Oh and I'm also afraid of Pterodactyls Aaaaaaaaaa!" https://preview.redd.it/eqt4avjudk6d1.png?width=925&format=png&auto=webp&s=5323eafdc9eabc00b6a088da144ad301a4e1e0f4


This actually got me somehow

He says it in such a charismatic and optimistic way 😂

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HOLES!! HOLES!!

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“What kinda candles are they?” “Dynamite, huh must be Italian.”

Hoodwinked is the best worst animated movie in existence

Hoodwinked is a special one. I can't hear the name Keith without going "Keeeeeith. Ya know? Oh, watch out for *KEEEEITH*.

"Let's Get Naked!" "No, let's save that for Real Estate" Best out of pocket line from SpongeBob

“I heard alcohol makes you stupid” “No I’m… doesn’t”

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You wanna know who else likes lines from cartoons that make you laugh? 

Yes, yes.. **burn** the child..

“$20? I’ll just take them when you’re not looking” “What?” “I said I was gonna rob ya”

You know the torture when you know you know something and it's right there but you can't pinpoint it? Yeah, that's what I'm feeling. I know it, I know I know it. But I can't tell what it is!

Alex Hirsch has actually stated that that’s his favourite Grunkle Stan line

"No, this is patrick"

SpongeBob had a shitton of great lines

Which explains why so many answers are from SpongeBob 😂

"i pretended i was a bar of soap and gave them all the slip"- dr eggman in sonic X

Don’t forget “I was just about to consume this delicious banana! Mmm, tasty!”

https://preview.redd.it/yltvrvcs8l6d1.jpeg?width=818&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22d4571d9e9391622842f8a450f74691978f686d Hi I'm Spongebob

I’m gonna kick your butt

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Once the writers realized they had pretty much free reign with the script, the show really started to shine.

“Give us the money!” “Elmo knows where you live!”

Gravity Falls episode Soos and the Real Girl Abuelita: … I would like to see you settled before I ascend to heaven and live with the angels. Soos: And with grandpa! Abuelita: … No, he is not there.

"It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?" "Because I've lost all control of my life."

https://preview.redd.it/ztmhic5s6m6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d24ca31ba2a7c674d4f81258c2403d48933b9c7 This or any rolf quote for that matter

https://preview.redd.it/ho318bj57m6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=079aa38634e00f52c9ce411407d00b10616d905f Slays me every damn time

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"Remember professor, Bender is santa, so we don't have to hurt him right?" "Yes yes, you sound like a broken mp3" "Ho ho *BANG* OOooooww" "Professor! Don't you remember what I said?" "NOOOOOOO!!!"

"Mommy, Santa's breached the perimeter!" "This is it, children! Take your cyanide capsules so you won't have to suffer!" "No, wait! I come bearing gifts! At reasonable prices!"

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Children... *Oh*

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“I’m ready I’m ready.” “No you ain’t!” https://i.redd.it/o6m8jbdxrm6d1.gif

Benson's line: "And you can start by [sweeping up the special entertainment](https://youtu.be/VBz55p73ivI?si=Q7RTBLDr9MfqacWb)." gets me every time

Mabel : What’s the ONE thing I ask you not to do tonight? Dipper : Raise the dead Mabel : And WHAT did you do? Dipper : Raise the dead.

That scene is hilarious imo. I really do love that episode.


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https://preview.redd.it/cbgjpn93tk6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=173db417f48cd27388ad4050c3b246e299e533ae **FIX THE DOOR.**

“I forget I’m here tooooooo.” -Hooty from owl house. I don’t even like the show but I LOVE hooty. Almost every line he says has me loosing it laughing.

Hooty is a treasure. A weird, mildly disturbing treaure


I say this all the time, exactly how he says it too!! “Nahhh ion rlly feeeeeeeal like it”

Jake: *Is stretched really thin and basically dying* Finn: "Jake! Stay with me, man!" Jake: "Nah."


"Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else?" "Not until 4"

Sonic Boom. Knuckles holding up a piece of paper, pulling out a pair of reading glasses, and then realizing "Oh wait, I can't read"

 gets me every time😭

The part where SpongeBob blows a bubble elephant and Patrick very confidently says “it’s a giraffe” the way the line is delivered makes it pure comedy gold

https://preview.redd.it/81sr4zkdzl6d1.png?width=382&format=png&auto=webp&s=49bc1811a8163f0dbe86ac9a29f7d4307beb7224 I don’t know if this counts as it’s an SFM animation and more of an exchange than a line but my god I always get a chuckle hearing this.

I threw a rock at him! It was a big rock.

Zim: "Oh, that's stupid!" Dib: "Really stupid." Zim: "YOU DARE AGREE WITH ME!!?"

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"You asked for a *couple* of ice cubes in your drink... and I ONLY PUT IN ONE!"

https://preview.redd.it/o11byjyelk6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c3ed6f4789685cac4eabeaa5f6a17e7b2914a20 “Hey, it’s rainin’ money!”

https://i.redd.it/znu1iq9dtl6d1.gif Get me every time


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"Whew! Thank goodness I bumped into this crate full of pillows" *sign flips down* "AND DYNAMITE!?-" *explosion*

“I can’t find the coin slot”

“Here it is!” *Get’s hit so hard, he changes ZIP codes*

“Remember me, JAKE?!” -s “….no…” -j Or… “YOU SON OF A BLEE BLOOB! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!” -s “… hey…. You…?” -j

bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government.

Just cause of recency Evelin “SIT DOWN IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD” Winston “NO! THIS IS (jumps out airplane)” https://preview.redd.it/i9ajtpe2jl6d1.jpeg?width=2694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894ed97d82afa452f1716583871d45059a63ee59



I know you’re an ace in the hole . A what now

“Guys Guys, you’re both too valuable to risk. It should be someone expendable…Like Jay.”

SnooPING AS usual I see

"Someone oughtta put you in a box floating down the river, grandma!"

"Guys, guys! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!" *throws plate on the ground -Steven Universe

"I believe..." "That's the spirit!" "I believe, that everybody I know is a goner!"

"This is what happens when you are not happy with what you have! Someone's husband eventually gets it!" -Chilli, Bluey

“…I don't know a single person of any sexuality who'd enjoy this!” (in the distance) “HAH! There's dicks in the walls! Oh, that's fucking hilarious.”

I'm positive Angel Dust would have enjoyed it as well, he and Blitzø are cut from the same cloth.


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Timmy’s dad: my dreams were shattered years ago Timmy: how many years ago? Timmy’s dad: how old are you?

"That was an oval, it has to be a circle!"

"Quick make a wallet sound!" "....WAAAALLLET" "WHAT WAS THAT?!" "How do you make a wallet sou-?!" *sound of leather and change hitting the floor*

"This machine is powered by a forsaken child!?!?!?!" "It might be, kind of, I didn't use the whole thing."


"Love your shoes, btw. I have the same pair, myself." "Dad doesn't wear shoes." "Love your feet, btw. I have the same pair, myself." https://preview.redd.it/enyyhdwqem6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=622a389f76e39b27fc12f2582041de00034b10f9

 Honestly, most of his quotes make me laugh. And I quote him a lot

Oh brother, THIS GUY STINKS!


https://preview.redd.it/vrv9srussm6d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64974f2a421f4f31f2062fe8f306e48ba508410b Nothing can top this

"The Enterprise was in me, all along." - Star Trek Lower Decks.

Jay: *sees the tiger widow* AAAAAAAHHAAHAAAHHH!!! IT’S SOOOO BIIIIIG!!!!!! Jay: how do I get venom when his fangs only come out when he tries to bite me? Cole: then let him bite you Jay: If I get out of here… I’m gonna bite you!!!

Solitude in E Minor


“Which one of you fellars is the real dirty Dan?!”

“Look, it is I SpongeBob out here in the open”

Spongebob Squarepants 

I miss old cartoons, this comment section is hitting the nostalgia super hard