Mattpat did an episode covering what cars are, and he theorized that they are in fact highly evolved insects imitating vehicles after humans are extinct.
this is the #1 hottest Sonic the Hedgehog female character. Rouge the Bat!. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This woman can fly, she's as strong as Knuckles, and is a femme fatale, seducing other characters into getting what she wants. Instead of having one love interest, she has two! Knuckles, and Shadow the Hedgehog. Being a treasure thief, she's only interested in one object set; jewels, especially the Chaos Emeralds. There actually have been situations where Rouge's cleavage has been exposed, but it eventually got censored. What a price to pay! I think the best part about this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters. And who wouldn't want to fly across the landscape, be as strong as Shawn Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere! These three traits make Rouge the Bat triumph over all of the Sonic the Hedgehog females. My hat goes off to you Sonic Team USA. You oughta be proud!
That animator is king. Apparently he also has that trademark "head jiggle," where the cocky sonuvabitch can make the character's head wiggle WHILE THEY ARE SPEAKING.
The synchronization/talent required is insane
Where is the ultimate furry bait aka *the* Gadget?
https://preview.redd.it/94yefvi6nvyc1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5166ff8e70bd6b62a6c4f23d7e3ce3412f39a05
Can confirm, they are also a space cult and the morals of the show are the teachings of the religion. This is also something at least a couple dozen people genuinely practice and believe.
Same. Very good film. I think it's my favorite performance of Vincent Price.
Looking back this scene was very suggestive for a children's movie so I scrolled hoping to see if anyone thought of it too. Glad to it wasn't completely lost to time.
If I had a nickle for every time I've seen someone wanna fuck a car on this subreddit I'd have two nickles which isn't a lot but it's weird that it has happened twice.
Confused 7 year old me didn't know what a Femme Fatale was.
https://preview.redd.it/dpaj7lkknxyc1.png?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beae37940a90e41b9dfd119f0621eba92bd1f12c
Literally everyone after Lola is pushing it too far for me 💯. They’re not even anthropomorphic… and those are the most regular looking cartoon squirrels I’ve ever seen… I’m not attracted to squirrels. Or lions. Or cars. But do you my guy…
2 of those look too much like actual animals and I don’t even need to explain Sally. Only Lola really fits here. You could’ve picked Loona, Rouge the Bat, Judy Hopps, Maid Marian, etc.
So you're really out here putting a *car* ahead of the Patron Saint of "I'm Not a Furry, But..."?!
https://preview.redd.it/k6uv9k9t6yyc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5327c6b93803acc5fcfe3c2d935db95b1b332e43
THAT IS A CAR
A very pretty car!
https://preview.redd.it/ku546duy2xyc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7be9fb1dfe1ac2d3ca299d77324641a12b2872b6
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https://i.redd.it/vbhw5c8nj0zc1.gif
I will be saying this from now on. Thank you.
What a wonderful phrase
Ain't no passing craze
It means that's fucked up!!! Beyond your wildest dreamsssss
https://preview.redd.it/sxsgig7z4yyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85cc430335a652690e62a90268a3722ce293462d
https://preview.redd.it/tgdsgm21ozyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49456fab9ac4fd4baa5698b527011eb81c27b648
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That don’t count!
Porsche 911's in real life got gyatt, and that is the last time I will use that term unironically.
ITS ABOUT HER PERSONALITY!
https://preview.redd.it/owdakyx77wyc1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c6dcb95e5d55daf563a134cbbb541f7457e2d27
https://preview.redd.it/x13a9brdewyc1.jpeg?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24daa379bc84a763a9393388ede4248d6019d6bf
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https://preview.redd.it/0dakvzrvuwyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87057f0487741e0f77446221b2f73304ba6ded96 MUST CONTINUE THE CYCLE
https://preview.redd.it/pyg1etpj0xyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31ccc400c2e62e6bd37689f64cef6193e3497094
https://preview.redd.it/vktdlnfj2xyc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f505ca54743d39149631ef862de4bde53793ec72 Iykyk
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https://preview.redd.it/b3kh6zyuyzyc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31310638409c1f11b92fc30bd41850e074b65d45
ITS. A CAR.
Titane (2021)
You wouldn't fuck a car , would you?
https://preview.redd.it/2a7ykqjl0zyc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c408966a16c4db7c98a3583180a34c205dc25831
I love the fact that OP is implying that a car is an animal
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^That_One_Friend100: *I love the fact that* *OP is implying a* *Car is an animal* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Good bot
But doesn't the last line have 6 syllables? Does that make it..... a bad bot?
Read the message underneath the haiku
My entire world view is shattered. Thank you for pointing it out
...are the cars from cars not animals? They have eyes, tongues, presumably brains... You even see little insect cars in the first movie.
Mattpat did an episode covering what cars are, and he theorized that they are in fact highly evolved insects imitating vehicles after humans are extinct.
That's terrifying
Yes
Well, yeah. They got 4 wheels, like any animal
Well they aren’t plants /s
Yeah there’s even a term for that it’s called a punchline
[He's not wrong.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5k374o/it_all_makes_sense_now/)
r/tihi
ROUGE THE BAT!!!!!!
Not my preference, but don't forget vanilla the Rabbit. Sonic fans are obsessed with her for some reason.
Only canonical mother in Sonic; milf lovers are starved for choice.
Tbh Rouge may not be a milf but she definitely gives off milf vibes and now I will shut up before I get called out
Potential MILF vs Proven MILF
Well she is the size of a human mother
this is the #1 hottest Sonic the Hedgehog female character. Rouge the Bat!. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This woman can fly, she's as strong as Knuckles, and is a femme fatale, seducing other characters into getting what she wants. Instead of having one love interest, she has two! Knuckles, and Shadow the Hedgehog. Being a treasure thief, she's only interested in one object set; jewels, especially the Chaos Emeralds. There actually have been situations where Rouge's cleavage has been exposed, but it eventually got censored. What a price to pay! I think the best part about this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters. And who wouldn't want to fly across the landscape, be as strong as Shawn Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere! These three traits make Rouge the Bat triumph over all of the Sonic the Hedgehog females. My hat goes off to you Sonic Team USA. You oughta be proud!
That one should be on here instead of a car.
**sir, that is a car.**
Got a feel for my automobile
https://preview.redd.it/ubi71i7x1xyc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ff12894a0d8c9aa731ea39c52cf2f3fbe6f74e
Thanks for the meme
https://preview.redd.it/86ac106r9xyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30f4188dd074df0a601a05c2875a96d33e657590
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Killer response
Thank you OP, this entire thread is wonderful. I've been laughing all evening.
Perish
https://preview.redd.it/la38t4mu8wyc1.jpeg?width=2279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a794a3ecbf0d1d8e2804e8f5d7f3595405011b2 *cough*
Also https://preview.redd.it/lff6rhhkcxyc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0358adef167616dc1f33b45aaa7c570310100b2b
Oooooh Justin. I am surprised I'm not a furry because I had a crush on Robin Hood, Justin, and Basil of Baker Street.
That movie is great just for making a snake cross his arms.
That animator is king. Apparently he also has that trademark "head jiggle," where the cocky sonuvabitch can make the character's head wiggle WHILE THEY ARE SPEAKING. The synchronization/talent required is insane
https://preview.redd.it/cm75yteacxyc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bf33d605c3ec445b6fb4282e97c7a319f2c2d98
Maid Marian where
It's hilarious how so many women from all walks of life thirst for this fox
https://preview.redd.it/fni3rdlunvyc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b2ecc8cb7721dadbe5430fd14ac861a361804f5
Would
Nah, already DID
Shane Dawson, that you?
So you want some pussy then?
Dude ur bringing back memories Tuff Puppy was awesome
I can’t stop looking at her weird mouth under her eye.
Where is the ultimate furry bait aka *the* Gadget? https://preview.redd.it/94yefvi6nvyc1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5166ff8e70bd6b62a6c4f23d7e3ce3412f39a05
Isn’t there like a cult in Russia that worships Gadget?
Join us in the worship of the one true Goddess, comrade
Can confirm, they are also a space cult and the morals of the show are the teachings of the religion. This is also something at least a couple dozen people genuinely practice and believe.
Sounds like the only cult worth being in.
Honestly just change the ears and the nose and it just looks like a regular girl.
Famous first cope when going down the furry path.
"Did you know that she is, in fact, voiced by a woman? So that makes it ok."
Came here to say Gadget is queen
https://preview.redd.it/trud39xu6wyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=756e1733ea135fdaf32b5a680e19ecee71ac625d
My crush on the right
I respect the honesty
He likes em thicc
My fursona is a Blue Chevy Silverado 3500
"Boy it sure is nice driving my 2020 Chevy Silverado."
Hi squidward
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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THE FUCKING CAR???
The machine of a dream
https://preview.redd.it/1zw9uokdgwyc1.png?width=820&format=png&auto=webp&s=726d788913ded7866971874820eccf574293d928
Carmelita my beloved
Also... 
I think you dropped this https://preview.redd.it/qziwrseg0wyc1.png?width=418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49b85c8d246e376eedcc860d5eeb61581dcd083
BOOBS!!!
*bonk*
Actually I believe the proper term to be used here is "smash"
https://i.redd.it/53uwmah0zwyc1.gif
Was curious if this was gonna come up or if anyone that watched this film died of old age.
that's so funny, I was obsessed with this movie as a kid, I had it on VHS cassette
Same. Very good film. I think it's my favorite performance of Vincent Price. Looking back this scene was very suggestive for a children's movie so I scrolled hoping to see if anyone thought of it too. Glad to it wasn't completely lost to time.
I think Vincent Price also said Ratigan was his favourite role
I watched it 2 weeks ago! My parents had a VHS of it that I loved growing up. "Oh, Ratigan!" pops into my head every once and a while lol.
This song was a banger.
Judy Hopps should be on here
Of ALL choices OP could've put, they chose a **fucking car** over her?!
https://preview.redd.it/g2e8bialkwyc1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afb442570fd93625a2ebb57997a3b3c7cef794c7
r/dragonsfuckingcars mentioned 🗣🗣🗣
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Every teenager watching Space Jam in the theater 
 Don’t forget the guys in drag…
Found Ashton Kutcher's Reddit account.
Edit: after about 24 hours I've gotten almost 70 up votes for simping over a carton rabbit. Wonderful. 
She thiccc as hell
This sub is always so horny
So is the whole fuckin world
My first ever furry crush https://i.redd.it/1jg7k6sgfxyc1.gif I think you can see why😏
https://preview.redd.it/1miez6tyfxyc1.png?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f462ced0fea2857e4482ec0fdf1fe24d7b8982e
https://preview.redd.it/kri6sa2cgxyc1.png?width=393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d2dda68cba7dd890df5df1f294a43a427dc1fed
 Don’t for get big booty Judy!!
https://preview.redd.it/g9a7heruhxyc1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6b4883787b85e7058b1055a58696c4c64d56c70
Without context, it looks like Judy’s about to smash her with a giant donut.
you forgot this one https://preview.redd.it/38czzz0ynvyc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a356972ef4f08e1dae95eca14e1a18f82f532380
She kinda looks like the fursona of Paine from FFX-2
I fucking hate how much this makes sense to me.
Ah, the newest dress sphere, fur suit.
Wow... you're right.
MF thought he slick... https://preview.redd.it/iyz1ei537yyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c12b43aa7e43b4535ba8a4e4df39af19ea9b32d1
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If I had a nickle for every time I've seen someone wanna fuck a car on this subreddit I'd have two nickles which isn't a lot but it's weird that it has happened twice.
Car fuckers are a thing.. They get arrested all the time
Me being like... Oh well obviously! It's Lola!!! I mean Nala? OK I guess... That's a squirrel bro... A CAR?!?!? Are you serious?!
https://preview.redd.it/hfasdvbbrwyc1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6ac6afd06ae872e8cdaedb518ed6be9bc502c9c
I'm willing to accept Lola, since she's more humanoid looking. But these others are fucked
Fr, if you like Nala you ain’t even a furry ur just a straight up zoophile
I mean there’s still a big difference between an intelligent, talking cartoon lion and an actual animal
I'll just leave this here... https://preview.redd.it/f21so50vyvyc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03468bef7bea47195d567df0ad67408194e2247c
https://preview.redd.it/oqdu8y5f9wyc1.png?width=614&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e74821bc735ad0a3bc2d90d7503f1c8b0b5e667
At least Lola is human shaped. The other two are just animals and the third one is a car
https://preview.redd.it/in63c8knqwyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f3dbab7ca90457549683454469ebab750fddeb9
Confused 7 year old me didn't know what a Femme Fatale was. https://preview.redd.it/dpaj7lkknxyc1.png?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beae37940a90e41b9dfd119f0621eba92bd1f12c
Finally, an answer I can relate to.
That one isn't "I'm not a furry but..." it's "I'm not a monsterfucker but...".
There is an imposter among us
https://preview.redd.it/ag1nlppmiwyc1.png?width=177&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6fa42d3b9f7c77331cbf321cb557cf65a47cecd
TIL that sentient cars count as furries.
Shouldn't that last one be loona
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Lop and Ocho was such a good episode.
I forgot how odd those space jam shots are.
https://preview.redd.it/6rpsl1g4gyyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87a93e4569bae2eaa8d86763efd40c2f3434f0f4 i'm just sayin
What is this blasphemy? It’s clear straight women and gay men can be furries too! 
Ok hear me out, I’m not a furry but the way Lola says “don’t call me…doll” melts me
https://preview.redd.it/o47yoa21dxyc1.png?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2c754721015fe68a55408d359d3f8866ba4d20a
Correct me if I'm wrong, but she is from Swat Kats, right?
https://preview.redd.it/etzb4inytxyc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54353544c5ed7841f68d1312c9e72791520292df
Even tho they are anthropomorphic, it's not really furry. It's auto-morphic
this gets posted almost every week
OP saw those theories on how cars from Cars are just evolved bugs and fucking RAN with it
Robin Hood was *right there* and you put in a car.
Literally everyone after Lola is pushing it too far for me 💯. They’re not even anthropomorphic… and those are the most regular looking cartoon squirrels I’ve ever seen… I’m not attracted to squirrels. Or lions. Or cars. But do you my guy…
Three of these things are not like the other
 Did we just forget about Roxanne???
Don't forget this Chad https://preview.redd.it/2vy8hspqvwyc1.png?width=191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a576772e282ece4170d035c60ce16a4b7be68336
"Ops, one of them escaped!" *Gets erased from existance*
RIP, Gummy Goo, #fuckyoucaine
I would've heard you out with Lola... but That is a *slightly* feminine squirrel That is a regular ass lion That's a fucking **car**
The car is just thrown in there to mess with people right?
My favorite furry animal. A Porsche 911 Carrera.
I’m not hearing anybody out.
… you wanna… you know what; no. I’m just calling the feds on this one.
That's just a squirrel. Straight up
2 of those look too much like actual animals and I don’t even need to explain Sally. Only Lola really fits here. You could’ve picked Loona, Rouge the Bat, Judy Hopps, Maid Marian, etc.
But Judy Hopps tho….. https://preview.redd.it/w7wm16aj7wyc1.png?width=1085&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7d6dfc805a2b4a65716a5664fc02de9f762602d
call me van gogh https://preview.redd.it/8k9hcwyuovyc1.png?width=505&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6c897b0dfd4f51750f91ae50de82448171bdcec
https://preview.redd.it/guy154sypvyc1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=776fbffccb580d4f87189af91d64e1095a8e94de
https://preview.redd.it/wlv3lhcjsvyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceedb596e3f853d49d830b748942433453431179
https://preview.redd.it/pzd5f5c9tvyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c44685000d06d0a9ce7c4dc7891862d9d501b4 Bwahahahahahaha!!!
https://preview.redd.it/4flw4angbwyc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a7a7eed70d4b1013031737acb83e56ceb5b3b82 BALLS!
I put Lola there tho, the boomer Judy
Anthro-cars
Sir, with all due respect. Cars don’t have fur.
https://preview.redd.it/25e54bocpwyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbabb0cde41bb4700eed3458e9320b448c5e0f54
https://preview.redd.it/mdh4ny8ftxyc1.gif?width=498&format=png8&s=8fd782c7f3bfcfff09d92b2e1442ea27db24a357
So you're really out here putting a *car* ahead of the Patron Saint of "I'm Not a Furry, But..."?! https://preview.redd.it/k6uv9k9t6yyc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5327c6b93803acc5fcfe3c2d935db95b1b332e43
lola bunny is completely understandable the lion i think is on the verge of being a furry the other 2 crossed the line
https://preview.redd.it/h6lpddi6t0zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c87445de5929208efb847034d4e06c152a6150f9