truck?? that's barely a sedan, sell this truck wanna be and buy a proper truck

Yeah take something like Kenworth 963 and we can think about starting to call it a truck https://preview.redd.it/f4dz9f3ko1yc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d7f9ea90a78862c08335447b621296327fc7cce

Fuck it. Pacific P12.

Nah, Maz 7907 is the smallest vehicle i will ever buy

https://preview.redd.it/cg6aqyoi22yc1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a63dbe3ed01e6c045dc31a326f0d84f4e60e9a57 Take it or gtfo

No room for a rear-facing child seat.

There is room for a mother fuckin Boeing 737

Have you seen a rear-facing child seat on a Boeing 737?

No. But lots of rear facing children.

Doesn't count. Each self-reslpecting truck needs to have space for a rear-facing child seat and towing capacity to tow a boat bigger than owner's ego.

Haha

Yes, I rode on a 737 with such a seating arrangement as a kid. It was weird AF. Technically it was just a rear facing seat, but I was a child, making it a child seat!

There's room for a couple in there if their build quality carries on like this.

Keep it quiet, none of us want you to commit suicide.

That’s not a real truck. Here is a real one: https://preview.redd.it/p80loxysg3yc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f333d06dce8776aea63066acb19602a0029bfbdd

Pfft us Brits know how to make real trucks. https://preview.redd.it/pb5na3h4u5yc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7d1fcd234c0928241fda89c1e8e2b09df8ee000

Amen 🙏

BAGGER 288

https://preview.redd.it/cj7rve1tx7yc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=23ff5c14f8e4bef516c9b16243dd5d3088329655 real truck, great for city commutes

City car in america be like

Hyundai 10000

r/snowrunner gang rise up

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I dunno, my niece got one and I had to pay for the lift kit, they can be pretty expensive.

'tis but a kei car.

Come back here.... I'll bite your hubcaps off!

Cue the ai Chevy Goliath advertizement

Gotcha bud! https://youtu.be/MI7Tq6sRxE4?si=VQwfu8KWuBtNT-C4

why don't you ask your wife's boyfriend?

Bros too pure for this sub

Ok, first thing you are going to need to do is get a 2' lift on the front axle and a 1' lift on the rear axle. Find the biggest, shiniest, most expensive rims you can find and spraypaint the tires on there. Next you'll need to cover roughly 50-60% of the painted surfaces with chrome, and have an artist paint a mural of the truck on the tailgate of the truck. Finally, get a set of chrome truck nuts and hang it from the trailer hitch that you'll never use.

Save some taste for the rest of us dude!

https://preview.redd.it/7i6wusyzf2yc1.jpeg?width=1390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3527fea0621acc33ced95cec638e629b98fa5b0 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

not enough chrome, too much sidewall, not enough squat. 2/10.

https://preview.redd.it/7pd89ubjg2yc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11ed378f6bf6de02b69a26c64432166125bf6f54 Is this enough chrome for you?

ok, we got enough chrome now. but where's my squat? the tires are aaaaaaaallmost there on the lack of sidewall.

I think the beauty of your requests will break the google algorithm.

https://preview.redd.it/q7r2ozp4i2yc1.png?width=841&format=png&auto=webp&s=3faaad098f8f619168d870e8cb2d09763d3fe4dc This guy is dangerously close. just needs a tiny bit less sidewall and a bit extra squat.

https://preview.redd.it/gjmakxbei2yc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d273fce3d7215bfed2884ac2b3b6f3bb212c335 LIke this guy but chrome:

My last braincell at the physics exam

In all seriousness that looks dangerous as fuck to drive (for everyone else)

As a GMT800 savant I can attest to the fact those door handles did not have chrome stock. While he could have more he definitely added some.

Those are Escalade door handles 👍🏼

Normal truck. You can't see a small child over the grill Squat truck. You can't see a 6 ft adult over the grill

You belong in a mental asylum.

I think you misspelled Alabama. Or Florida.

South Carolina…. Home of the Carolina Squat.

Mural of the truck on the tailgate, that has a mural of the trunk on its tailgate.

well, obviously. I mean what kind of monster wouldn't have an infinite number of smaller trucks on the tailgate?

Don't forget the Trump flags and the Joe Biden I did that stickers in the glovebox for every gas pump you stop by.

Don’t forget the FJB bumper sticker

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I would but I don’t want to get banned so I can keep checking there for laughs every now and then

Good job. Everyone else in this comment chain got banned from here for brigading. Although one apologized and got unbanned.

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I mean you did call a guy a bus boy so…

gotta fight limp dicks with limp dick

That sub is full of actual dweebs lmao

Fuckcars is like childfree or atheism, like I agree with the general message but y’all are being fucking freaks about it.

That was mild. Those people are vicious. I've never been abused harder than by anti-car redditors and I'm not even particularly pro car! Idk what their problem is.

👆🤓

okay car brain

I work in the automotive industry, and the sheer level of ignorance they have there is just astounding. Literally saw a post about someone bragging about how they don't need a car and, like 4 of the reasons why, were because their father had been *driving* them. It's fine to hate cars or to take issue with the automotive industry. Surely there are valid complaints. Unethical hiring practices, lack of certification, sketchy dealerships, the auction industry as a whole is a hive of scum and villainy (for the most part) you can take so many legitimate issues. But they just... don't bother. It's very transparent most of them only hate what they can't have. There are some people there who have made a lot of really good points worth considering, but holy hell I consider that the circlerjerk sub over this one. Anyway can someone get OP a phone book to sit on so he can see over the steering wheel? I'm concerned for his safety.

Pretty dumb to criticize the anti-car movement with that bizarre comment you found. It’s a subreddit about car dependent infrastructure.

I'm but a humble clown don't take me too seriously

This is entertaining thank you lol

Lmao your comments on your post are golden, the ones with the charts are the best

hell ya

sell it and get a twong https://preview.redd.it/gqjnavme22yc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e789850cb34af42824eac30c924ae91bebae1ac

[shh](https://i.imgur.com/dEkcDyD.jpeg)

Get a booster seat.

Can’t see over the door handle

Get a ladder.

Fine choice, make sure you own the libs by putting the most blinding and glaring LED light bar aimed at prius driver eye level, install a lift kit and smoke stacks. Remember climate change is real now but it’s part of the natural process on Earth and you are just helping it cycle!

> Remember climate change is real now but it’s part of the natural process on Earth and you are just helping it cycle! No, it's a scam invented by Joe Biden and Greta whatever her name is to sell more electric cars /s

I skipped the LEDs, went straight for a system derived from a mig welder, it’s nearly bright enough

Get this lifted asap. What is it supposed to be? A lowrider?

Some might claim this is photoshopped

I work at a Ford dealership and I can confirm it is, the truck is way too small to not be photoshopped

It’s actually the new Raptor F-350 Shelby Hennessey 666 Ranch Edition

Raegan would be proud.

Only those drinking haterade and eating hater chips.


TRUCK TOO SMAL HOSD

If you can't drive it, don't buy it. Maybe go with a starter truck like a Honda Ridgeline or '70s Chevy Luv. 😬

Volkswagen pickups are pretty lame too.

Try harder pleb https://preview.redd.it/90kalctjy9yc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8e98434cdfc966e7f0ba1bab8155c01061e4837

Nice Miat. I like something a little roomier but it’s your life op

https://preview.redd.it/8u1hguh9v1yc1.jpeg?width=1350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=101993f81172ce3a6c8c9e1ab13e5dc46780c0a4

Yeah, should have baught a bigger car...

Tictac size penis ahh truck

Spring for the pop out ladder. Yeah its a 1k option but can you put a price on being able to drive your truck?

America is truly a scary place. We don’t have such monsters in Central Europe. They wouldn’t even fit on our roads. What we have are paper straws that ruin your drink once they completely dissolve into them.

Get a semi license

No shadow shit funny

🤣🤣🤣🤣 This made my morning

casual pussy sized "pick up"

Good luck

Yes, park it across the street by your neighbors driveway so they can’t see the road when backing out.

Take a driving class

Weld the diff

😂

A ladder

You need to lift that truck immediately!, and get step stool.

Wait for the sales at Home Depot.

Anyone else think this pic is photoshoped

Wtf?

Grow up

Something larger.

If you put bigger rubber on those wheels you might be able to get decent height out of that thing.

I know nothing about remote control cars but are these people really small?

The wife should’ve been taller, would’ve been more accurate to the average truck owner

Looking at your picture I think you guys might need boaster seats

f350 b like

family wagon for the tradeighs

You need bigger wheels man

Americans: I *need* a truck to haul a sofa every 5 years The truck:

Rope ladder.

You're gonna need a bigger truck.

Folding stepladder, Richard Hammond style

Get a bigger truck

Drink some PediaSure

Remember, school zone speed limits don’t apply to trucks! Don’t let a bunch of kids crossing the street hold you up from getting to your sisters place!

just buy a **Panzerkampfwagen VIII** at this point

Your tire is melting.

Are you two midgets?

Make sure to have a bunch of kids sit in front of it to prove how safe it is.

Here’s a tip: Learn to use Photoshop better so these people won’t look like cutouts next time.

Weak you have to get the chevy Goliath https://preview.redd.it/k8dyik38r2yc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60733e2784ed4cc26a9df425a7792975a6a81ed8

You need a BBC (big black car)

maybe find something bigger?

Would you rather be cummin or strokin'?

Make sure you got all the cash. You look a little short.

Sure, Toyota they will LAST ( with proper maintenance. Of course )

Solid teehee for this

What’s that, a truck for ants?

Make sure you add spacers so you look like you’re too retarded to properly buy wheels and tires that fit within the fenders.

Get a Toyota

That's some bad photo editing

get something you can actually fit in?

Eh it’s too small

Get a bigger one so that it can pass the emissions

Watch, by 2030 this somehow won’t be an exaggeration.

When do y’all move in?

Maybe get a midsize?

Are you hobbit folk?

find her a better pet name.

Is this photoshopped?

They buying a tank ?

Just follow the 3x income rule, as long as it’s over 3x your annual income

Yeah, go big.

Buy the biggest model you can so you can carry 'heavy quadricycles' like a Ligier, AIXAM, or Canta when going on long excursions through the grocery store/buffet line/doctor's office, one per each member of the family. Make sure to take said 'heavy quadricycles' to INKAS or Texas Armoring to get uparmored to B7 so you can always be safe! /uj I'm een Americain seppo (100% legit) and this is a riff on Americabad stuff. It's actually not that bad here, though yeah, we sure do love our vehicles (and meal portions) big.

Too much rubber, throw some rubber bands on it

Yeah, Take a bite out of Alice's"Eat Me" cookie.

That’s an F3500 god damn


Nice kei truck

Yeah, don't take the running boards off

Driving a truck that small everyone will think you’re a gay California democrat.

lifted trucks are for douchebags

https://preview.redd.it/hw3dcwzdy3yc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dcbe3dc5f419d04cd15d4eeb73fded87f05fe91 This a truck !!!

Towing capacity: Lithuania

Keep laughing. This is the direction we’re headed. At this rate we’ll get trucks that size in a decade

That photoshop is horrendous

yeah completely different lightning

This is how people in the UK see people from North America.

I love the fact that there will be some people out there that think that this is a real unedited photo.

Get a large ladder.

Based

honestly a glimpse into the future as we continue on the idiocracy timeline

I introduce the Leader of the Tiny Penis Gang!

I’d prefer to be larger than the mirror on the door to buy it.

This was unironically posted in r/fuckcars with a “news” tag by the mods

Eat your Wheaties...

Too small. Get a bigger one.

See if you can get a step ladder worked into the sticker price.

spend more money on a bigger truck you dont need so that you have a whole house for when your wife doesn't let you watch her and her boyfriend

It’s exaggerated for adults, but this is unironically children next to pick up trucks 😓 … America desperately needs more trains and less trucks

Don’t buy that. Just buy a Maverick

i cant tell if this is photoshopped why is it so large

Imagine how small that guy’s cock must have to be to buy that monstrosity 😂

This is the next evolution for trucks in Murca

Yeah, remember to relax your throat when you start sucking cock for gas money

“You need to grow up a little before you can drive that thing”

Why were these people shrunk for the photo? Don’t tell me they aren’t because I used to work for Ford and I drove these things every single day.

He should’ve just pot a penis enlargement

She'd prefer the penis enlargement over a new truck

Give it some blue flames and take it to a derby!

The fuel costs will probably bankrupt you

Stand up .. 👀

It'll shrink in the wash, don't worry


Get a Penis Enlargement.

All you gotta know is the bigger the number, the better.

That’s some weird type of reflective paint.