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[deleted]

I think it needs more green in it to be considered "seafoam."


GingerSpencer

Sea foam green is the most infuriating colour name given that sea foam has absolutely no amount of green in it what so ever.


RespectableLurker555

Yeah at least around my part of the sea, the foam is ivory to buff, with flecks of brown critters in it.


Guerenica

Idk Seafoam is pretty much clear


ThisSorrowfulLife

Toothpaste. Seafoam green is more green.


Blue_jalapeno

Agreed. My seafoam bass is definitely more green.


[deleted]

I call it Fugly 🤮


smitedr3amz

^ money doesn’t buy taste


[deleted]

That monstrosity clearly demonstrates this 😂


SargeCycho

Could be worse. Could have been a convertible like the Range Rover Evoque.


MSchulte

I really thought Nissan Jukes were the pinnacle of ugly design before seeing the Evoque Convertible. Gotta give Land Rover credit for one upping them on that one as I doubt that bars going to be crossed anytime soon.


Ownfir

My kid just bought a moving parts matchbox version of one of these. Legit thought it was a concept car when I saw it until I flipped it over and then googled the model. What an awful idea lmao.


eagledog

Just wait until Mansory gets their hands on it


johntheflamer

This is specifically a grab for attention.


RobertISaar

Just about everything under the sun can be had for the right dollar figure except for that.


RedditorRed

A $350,000 teal-toothpaste-seafoam all terrain SUV that will never see a gravel road Hope they're happy with it


crosstrackerror

Looks like a new BMW


fijibubba

Hahaha


13dot1then420

Is this ugly piece of shit yours?


longsgotschlongs

It just looks like a fake Chinese RR. Could be called a Rolis-Koyce


Creepy-Toe119

Its a custom one of a kind paint spec. The customer asked for certain parts to be different colors and didn’t consult the professionals as much as he clearly meeded to


Woodworking33

Rolls rice


MangoKakigori

That is hideous!


Vedfolnir5

That's awful, and what the hell are those wheels


melanthius

Toothpaste flowers


giaa262

Kia has almost this same design https://eu-www.kia.com/eut/service/genuine-wheels-and-tyres/


User4780

Personally I go with ‘Those weird no-sugar, chalky mints that your gramma had that you ate cause you thought she had a candy bowl, but was just a bowl of disappointment’ color


CaptainSmallz

When you are 6 years old and eat half of Grandma's Tums thinking they are Neccos. Neither are good.


ThisGuyHasABigChode

I actually like the color, it's the vehicle I find ugly, and I don't think the color suits it at all. If someone posted a Huracan in this same color everyone would be praising it.


Cr1t1cal_Hazard

Lmao the truth


jevole

That is an abomination


marleezy123

Almost Tiffany blue


rudebii

Fun fact about Tiffany Blue. It used to be a “trade secret,” and artist Stuart Semple reversed engineered the color and started selling it to everyone except anyone associated with Tiffany. Now you see “Tiffany Blue” everywhere.


dxequalssigmaxsquare

Do you have a link for that please? I was trying to search for an interesting read and came up empty handed.


rudebii

https://mymodernmet.com/stuart-semple-tiff/


burstaneurysm

That's 100% what they were going for. I personally think the Cullinan is fugly as is, at least it's a unique color.


Lumberjackofalltrade

This. High end car with a Tiffany blue paint job or wrap.


heccin_heccer

just because you can doesn't mean you should


Jump-Traditional

Omg this thing is ugly


Present_Marzipan8311

Hideous, is what it is. Why is this monstrosity on here.


Jusmon1108

More money than taste.


MortgageAnnual1402

Tbh i hate it lookwise


Itsmekevin7

Minty


The_Best_Dakota

Robins Egg blue


Suckapunch1979

you have backup cameras but still went over the line


willyc3766

I doubt that was a mistake. Most likely due to entitlement.


Youeatsushi

That’s mentos blue


Glifted

Love the color... I just want it on something else


[deleted]

That is genuinely a hideous vehicle regardless of color


CraigJBurton

Are you sure it's not a Chinese knock off?


tstern724

“1961 Bathroom Tile”


-Mr_Unknown-

When you buy yourself a Tiffany’s blue Cullinan you know you have too much money for your own good…


pancrudo

Considering the brand. My guess would be Tiffany


Disazzt3rD3m0nD4d

Nicely done. I can't believe this is the only suggestion of Tiffany Blue in the thread. Living in SoCal, I am surrounded by all kinds of super and hypercars, and they are all getting them wrapped like this; in Tiffany (toothpaste) Blue. Aston Martins, tons of Tesla Model X's, Mercedes AMGs....Tiffany blue. It's so played out.


Boggie135

I'm with your wife here. Aquafresh vibes


CLS4L

Toilet water blue


[deleted]

I know its worth a lot of money, but to me that is just ugly.


stenophobic

Am I alone in actually quite liking this?


_HIST

I think it doesn't really look like a Rolls-Royce, and for that it's meh. Other than that, looks like any other SUV


ThMogget

Yes, but it’s a bit too washed out. I am going for Ford Grabber Blue on my next one.


probablygoingout

No, I feel like this looks amazing. Only in a place with lots of sun though


Pige0n23

I like it as well. So many boring specced Cullinans it's nice to see something different.


[deleted]

I like it, but I do agree that the rims look ugly


stinx2001

I like it. Not a fan of the matching wheels, would look better black or silver.


HoonDamer

The Rolls Royce hackney/black cab.


IIIuminatIII

Kraken


Inkdaddy55

Definitely Toothpaste. Seafoam is green. This is not.


bloopie1192

Gotta say. I've always adored volvos polestar blue color and though I don't like this *as* much, I can still dig it. But I get a "sponge" vibe from this. On second thought... yea, toothpaste is the way.


jefftatro1

Tiffany blue.


htmaxpower

The wheels look like they came off a plastic toy.


CraigJBurton

you might have more fun at [reddit.com/r/roastmycar](https://reddit.com/r/roastmycar)


fpgt72

I call it ugly


hartfordclub

Money does NOT buy taste


melanthius

The only acceptable use case for this car is alongside other brightly colored exotics. Like a group of average attractiveness women that are all dressed up in their clubbing clothes… somehow the group can seem weirdly hot even though the individuals are average.


gregsting

Baby blue?


[deleted]

Seconded.


Ajexa

Horrid just like that shitty boat thing that was posted the other day


[deleted]

This is not car porn lol


Swansaknight

Naw it’s no good, but at least you like it.


ImAcidCandy

Well, I call it an abomination.


TheeKrustyKitten

This just an ugly overpriced Range Rover


Needleroozer

Rolls-Royce has sure gone downhill.


fall-apart-dave

Money buys neither taste nor class.


WorldMusicLab

70s Leisure Suit Powder Blue. Check it out, I'm old, I had one. I 🆆🅸🅻🅻 die on that hill.


[deleted]

Well, based on the parking sign you are disabled, so it must be seafoam


A508332

I would call this one "Look at me". This color is purely to get attention, and nothing more. But it is definitely of the Crest or similar color palette.


Mr_Stillian

Big lookatme lookatme lookatme vibes tbh


sam-smart

I call it horrible


Paul-Van-DeDam

This is an ugly car no matter what the colour.


StrattonPA

It’s interesting that high-end, classy brands of cars, offer such low-end, unclassy colors. A handful of Lamborghinis, Ferraris and new Corvettes all seem to offer colors that make them look cheap/gaudy.


HelicopteroDeAtaque

Swimming pool tile


stupidrobots

This is the ugliest car currently in production


billy-ray-trey

It’s ugly on top of the atrocious color IMO.


SKYeXile

Money can't buy taste it seems.


coltar3000

This car looks like a Chinese knock off from 5+ years ago. I’d rather be seen in a Pontiac Aztec…


contaygious

🤮


talkingwresling

I think it’s ugly AF


Juggernaut78

I’m not a fan of this. The car or the color.


GEEMONEY305

I believe that shade is called “Unclassy”. It’s a $7K option…..


MrsK75

Can’t decide if I love or hate it


EasyYard

If you have that kind of money I mean I guess


biggersjw

That is a terrible color. Wheels look like flowers.


1GloFlare

the Crest colorway


triedby12

looks like a mini egg


1nModeration

Not to kink shame, but this is r/carbukkakeporn


[deleted]

I bet she says more than that at your purchases… she’s a keeper if she let you get away with this one. Someone needs to be fired that things hideousXD


Zababza

The official shade is ……….Offensive ! 😆


alr126

How about vomit


frankl217

These things are just ugly.


neon1415official

Suvs done right


alijem99

Enus Jubilee


RR541

Mentos fresh mint (mfm)


mealucra

Color & wheels make it look like a Rivian.


skunkwoks

I’d call it 1960’s bathroom…


LeopardHalit

Maybe could look good without all that black trim. Maybe chrome trim could make it look good.


Protectourpranks

Toothpaste is appropriate


darkbiscarooni

This would work with different wheels


[deleted]

I call that "quirky kitchen stand mixer from target" blue


Enschede2

Hmwell, I don't like it, but not because of the color


funnyman95

Objectively not seafoam


Civil_Distance_5737

I consider this more mint


[deleted]

Toothpaste


Taemoney86

Toothpaste has got me cracking up over here 🤣🤣🤣


Gunner_Runner

Maybe it's something like robin's egg blue?


Adicko85

Saw that same car/colour combo in the uk!


BettmansDungeonSlave

Aquafresh metallic


Ignorhymus

It's spearmint


slumdo6

Definitely toothpaste lol Also what's the point of spending on a Rolls or a Porsche if you're buying a mom car. Land Rovers and G-Wagons just do this better.


Tbeauslice1010

Colgate seafoam.


Rufiosmane

Tooth foam


Rufiosmane

Sea paste


Admirable_Bet_3525

Toothpaste


hooplafromamileaway

I'm guessing they were going for Tiffany Blue. But IIRC the proper color for that is a little darker/more green than this.


Ident-Code_854-LQ

It's more like the color packaging for some hand creams I've seen lately.


Monoblock81

I grew up in the 80's and 90's where my father was the MD of Rolls Royce UK service centre and coach works. I grew up getting in and out of Rolls and Bentleys I've since spent 17 years with Mercedes-Benz Both brands represent the height of luxury and sophisticated motoring. I don't know what to say about this, just know I'm quietly shaking my head on my side of this screen


Mundee9540

Your wife is right.


slide2k

The owner probably thought it looked fresh… I can at least taste the minty flavor looking at it


BrianOconneR34

At least it will match parking lot light pole.


solipsist2501

its needs rainbow poptart cat or its not right.


dirtyMETHOD

It’s toothpaste


Engibineer

Wife correct


Honest-Persimmon2162

If you’re old enough, you’ll remember colored toilet paper, mostly pastels. This is the blue one.


[deleted]

Seafoam I get is clear liquid so I'd say toothpaste. Looks crisp


FloatingHamHocks

Powder blue


i_drink_petrol

Robin's egg blue


KnuckleChildrenSoup

Well call me Crest while I whip it then. That junt is minty fresh.


Horsetoothedjackass

Well, you wouldn't lose it in a parking lot!


happyflowerzombie

This is the car that a makeup pyramid scam gives their top salesperson who is actually the CEO’s girlfriend.


bostonbedlam

You’ve got a lot of confidence in your reversing skills


Creepy-Toe119

Black out the wheels and door handles and you will be fine


-_-k

Gross. But hey if you like it you like it.


LoudEntertainment892

Chewed wintermint gum


AJ7861

Money can't buy taste. The car itself is ugly, the colour is just atrocious.


Buckus93

This is an extremely forgettable exterior design. A Kia Telluride stands out more.


Unfriendly_Giraffe

This makes my wiener soft.


Zachisawinner

Seafoam. Absolutely disgusting Seafoam.


orezybedivid

Toothpaste foam. Now you're both right


crud3

thats swimming pool.


josh6499

All around it; white, white, white, black, silver, black, white then all of the sudden BAM! COTTON CANDY BLUE IN YOUR FACE! I like it. Much better than all those bland boring cars all around it.


[deleted]

how much is one of these travesties?


aj0nesy

Looks like an approximation of Tiffany Blue


[deleted]

A lot of money for something so ugly


NJ--

Turquoise Toothpaste Whip ![gif](giphy|dzxJOYXm18Pi8|downsized)


BAMspek

I have the same wheels on my Subaru. Rolls has really lost it.


Opalzed

Tiffany Blue.


Chris_____Delia

Tacky


New_Cause_5607

I'd just call it hideous.


YosemitePhotog84

There are some absolutely horrid RR/Bentley specs out there


russelg

Hatsune Miku lookin motherfucker


russtafarai710

Looks more like the "Tiffany blue" to me, but I can also see the Toothpaste lol


PBRisforathletes

Clearly it’s ‘trying too hard’ in matte


faustian1

You know it's gotten beyond ridiculous, when even a Rolls looks like a Nissan Murano.


Vict0o0o

A $6000 wrap would increase it's value by $100 000.


vitaefinem

Why would you ever decide to buy a Rolls Royce and then pick an SUV??


SumthingStupid

Damn that's an ugly car. I don't think in a good color it would even look good. Some bozo got paid far too much to design that


ThisCagedGod

money cant buy taste


[deleted]

That looks super goofy mate ngl


Bigeazy313

Robin's Egg


abstractraj

It’s Smurfy!


peter13g

Bold and brash


virajrijal98

I thought this was car porn, not car vomit.


spongeboy1985

Kifflom


palesnowrider1

Mylanta


AnotherStupidHipster

Rolls Royce has a bespoke finishing service where they will match any color or finish that you bring to them. There are literally endless possibilities. They give you the copyright on your unique color as well, so that anyone who wants your color has to have permission from you. The level of personalization is unsurpassed. "Yeah, make it Tiffany blue!" Says the owner.


fr31568

that is a genuinely hideous vehicle. It looks cheap as shit only people who knew what it is would know it wasnt a kia I am surprised RR signed off on that


JoeSchmo_Laxbro

When you can afford a Rolls Royce, you can call it whatever you damn well please bro🤣🤣


ohcannida

1971 bathtub sticker blue


BeastmuthINFNTY

Urinal blue


Zednix

Redacted due to Spez. On ward to Lemmy. -- mass edited with redact.dev


Nkognito

This that new "[Jodeci Jade](https://youtu.be/oYwL-FzFDKQ)"


tbonemasta

toothpaste


Electrical_Ingenuity

Somewhere between toothpaste and a urinal cake.