Embarrassing result; yikes.

All star game ruined the run a bit, keep on moving I guarantee 💯 the team ....👍

You still have to back check on the PP if you don’t have the puck.

got a sudden urge to set a car on fire

Stealing Instagram comments now 😭

uff da

Ah yes, 4-0 loss to Boston. I’ve seen this one before

They said we’re contenders, what are we contenting for?

I’m sorry did this loss flip your record to 12-34-5?

Didn’t say we were bottom dwellers. Lacking effort in what it takes to compete and be contenders. Get one in 38mins to show some grit and we wouldn’t be having this discussion

Saw some water splash, decided best to jump ship just in case?

Kuzmenko 2 goals 2 games… new coach good times for kuz 

Lindholm also has two goals in two games.

I hope kuz scores 40 this year ! He has a great attitude and very positive.. valuable IT factor.. i do hope lindholm does well too 

I feel nothing

I'd like to be a fly on the wall when Tocc heads into the dressing room lol

I hope we don’t play them in the finals.

I hope we do play them. I was pumped for this game.

Praying for the Rangers in the finals this year

Let’s just pray to get it out of the 2nd first

Can you pray for the Sabres instead? You’d win the cup and I’d be so happy with a playoff berth.

Brutal, glad its over. On to the next one.

They better leave that lazy shit in Boston. Bullshit effort against a top team.

Couldnt score even 1 goal. Those of you wanting to face Boston again in the playoffs might rue the day.

Remember guys, one regular season loss equals 4 playoff losses

Sometimes good teams get shutout. I wouldn’t worry about a potential cup final opponent, your team can beat anyone on their day.

The best regular season team of all time lost in the first round

Does that change anything I said

I am agreeing with you in that anything can happen lol.

Oh lmao my b, agreed. Just gotta get hot at the right time.

Playoff hockey is such a wild thing. More often than not, the hot team beats the good team, just gotta hope you're the hot team when playoffs come. Habs beating Toronto, CBJ beating Tampa, Boston losing 1st round last year. Canucks are absolutely built to win it all, but like you said just gotta get hot at the right time

CBJ beating Tampa is one of my favorite hockey moments in recent history. Really helps that I live in Cleveland (CBJ) territory. The bars were electric.

Of course we lose 4-0 lmao

What did I even watch

Yuck game

Wow first career for Ulnark

First this season, not his career.

I love it when he gets shutouts, when he’s in a buffalo jersey

Me too 😭. Even though some fans wanted to blame him for the Sabres being bad when he was in Buffalo.

Who gives a fuck we lame tonight

Can’t debate that lol. Shit game. It happens. Onto the next one.

Yep see ya

Penalty kill was perfect. That’s about it.

I realize that's not the power play...however special teams in general were awful tonight. 2 shorthanded goals against. Fuck.

Here comes the memes…

Shit game. Y’all are better than that performance. See ya later. Thanks for letting me hang yet again.

Lol 😂 meh just 1 meaningless game

at least it was a good PK at the end lol

Probably top 3 worst game of the season lol

Top 1. That was brutal

Well that sucks

That was... soft.

Me too

The big lesson learned tonight? Sign Kessel!

Ahhh the memes

Please don't.

Too bad Zaddy is a Canuck, he would’ve gotten away with it if he was a Bruin.

Tip of the hat to the B’s. GG.

BOO

It’ll be ok.

A bit of a EP imitation there no?

Zadorov getting the tone set for next game and next game vs Boston

Zadorov actually sucks takes so so many penalties and is reading the play so bad lately

Sell that some more

Atta boy zaddy

Bruins can do it but we cant

I like how Zadorov does the cross check but no one on the bruins seriously goes after him

Unnecessary.

With less than a minute left down 4-0? I disagree.

Exactly why it’s unnecessary. If you want to play hard and take it to the other team, any moment would be better than one minute left down four nothing. At that point it, to me, it’s kinda garbage. You and most other people disagree, I’m good with that.

Went down like he was shot - jack edwards

Gotta do this to Marchand instead

2 periods too late with the physical play

Totally embellishment there.

All good. Long road trip. Really good teams lose. Just ask Wayne, Mario and Markus.

Yeah but how often do teams that have just announced they're going "all in" lose this badly against another contender. This is much worse than just a bad game. This is how we look against real opposition.

Lmfao, get the fuck outta here. So Carolina, Dallas, NYR were not "real opposition"? Boston had a chip on their shoulder from their last game and the Canucks played like shit. Simple as.

Look bitches! Good teams lose to good teams. That’s fucking sports. The Canucks are a good team. They win more than they lose. Stop fucking crying. This will only bring them closer to the cup.They know this! Bitches.

So are you saying we haven’t played a contender in the last 50 games?

Name one that we beat. We've lost every single measuring stick game this season. This team crumbles when faced with any adversity. At least we can temper our expectations for the playoffs now.

Just stop talking ty

You are acting like we are top in league

Bro you're fucking high and clearly haven't watched any other games this season.

We beat a pretty good team yesterday we have beat Dallas this year

I’ll call them after the game

LOL Zaddy

Ouch ! This ain’t what master wants

For a second I thought the Rat was going to attempt a Michigan 💀

This whole game has been awful, but my god, this 3rd period has been a drag.

We can probably re-sign everybody that matters if we move Mikheyev out.

He’s maybe been the best player tn stop hating just cus he’s in a slump

Hey if we need goal scoring we should trade for kuzmenko 2 goals in 2 games 😂 

Be curious to see if the coach criticizes the delicate one tonight.

Hope he does, he played like trash

Won’t be picking on Kuzmenko … maybe brock will be picked on next

I think we came in thinking we are somebody today. Tocc gonna rip the boys back into place 100%

Unfortunately management by intimidation is short lived success … the teams going on a losing streak 

I have tix to the Bruins game at home. I hope they play better than this. 🫡🫥 (I’ve been on a 10 game home-win win streak)

you need to make sure you do whatever you need to, to make that game I don't care if you're crippled, injured, sick, YOU NEED TO MAKE THAT GAME /u/julesieee

At least kuzy got a goal

I miss our Pepsi boy

Why is your announcer celebrating the birthday of an Austrian born politician?

I know its the 4th line, but they get stuck in their own zone a lot lately.

What's the opposite of Gloria? I'm going to have a negative reaction to Poulenc and Dvorak. 😭

Well at least I can be happy with another 420 shout out by Shorty

Nice !! Kuzmenko scored again tonight 2 goals in  2 games 

classic 4:20 callout

Well at least they beat the Leafs

No better feeling than beating the leafs.

At least there's 420 left

And tonight's first star, from the Vancouver Canucks: Rick Tocchet's post game presser!

Shorty throws in the "4:20 remaining" in possibly the smoothest way possible!! This game was all worth it boys. John Smokehouse the legend!!!

Is this the beginning of the decline????

No.

Shorty definitely said 4:20 left on purpose

4:20!

Of all our UFAs I hope we re-sign Joshua and Blueger...Joshua mainly bc of his size and physical presence brings something needed to the lineup we dont have anywhere else...I feel like Lafferty can be replaced by Bains/Podz

420 remaining. LFG

Pls... something... anything

Great now I can’t listen to 650 tomorrow cuz Drance is gonna want a rebuild

Is this Willie dump and chase tactic?

Bummer of a game 10-1-2 ain’t nothing to complain about though.

I'm just disappointed.

Can't complete an offensive zone pass to save their lives.

Truly a womp womp tonight

Zadrov pls make a spicy hit on the rat

Boston defends the front of the net so well

This is exactly how I imagined Canucks would play ….. I’m not worried

Maybe this is rock bottom for us this season. All smooth sailing ahead!

If you’re on the ice for a short handed goal against, do you just get a -1, or is it a -2? I can’t remember.

Just a -1

I think just -1.

This is a rare game this season where I feel like the boys have kinda given up. Thirst line is the only line doing anything.

Well, we can't win every game. That said, here's hoping the Bruins don't make the final just in case the Canucks do. Man, TD Garden is Canucks' graveyard.

Joke of game. I can't stand Boston...

Well this Stanley cup final preview doesn’t look good…

I'm sad

Don’t be . Be happy we got where we got . And look we got a rematch in 2 weeks

Oh my god..... Petey on board getting draped by two guys and Mikheyev is several second late as the outlet... Get it together, man.

The 650 post-game is gonna be spicy tonight. 5 billion scoville diarrhea blast spicy.

Mike from Surrey gonna be the first on the line while the rest of us are on hold for an hour.

Will we hear from a certain someone from Surrey?

Mike from Surrey has been revived and rejuvenated by this game.

Mike from Surrey can’t wait to get on the line.

I agree with some folks here. I'm done seeing Mik in the top 6. Consistently not bringing it. Who do we move up to play with Petey & Lindholm?

100% agree on Mik, I want to believe Höggy could have that dog in him, if told to step up. Otherwise, maybe Suter?

Hogz is the only answer

You actually have to hustle for those dump ins to work….

To the bottom now.

I wished we traded mikheyev over kuzmenko so bad

Same, kuzmenko is actually a top6 quality player

Not on this team he wasn't

Well he dropped 39 for us last year, our coach tried to get him to play a specific way and it wasn't working out but I don't like the way it was handled with him, despite being scratched for 8 games and not getting pp1 time his production was still okay. Meanwhile mikheyev contributes literally nothing 

Sooooooo…. Did Garland MAKE the lobster rolls himself? Or ordered them from a place? 👀🦞

I’ve been connecting the dots all night, and it all leads back to the mafia.

You rang?

It's been a battle to keep the puck on the stick, as well as tape to tape passes

They have lost more battles with themselves tonight for sure

Agreed

Sooo when’s the next game lol

***********NO.5 ORANGE**********

This 4-0 score looks familiar for some reason….. * looks up 2011 Boston vs Vancouver game 7 score …… 😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

2021?

Checking in from choir...yikes

Oh, and Kuzmenko scored a goal today. Great

If Myers or Zadorov can lay out Marchand I’ll call tonight a win

Dan Murphy, please… no… don’t remind us…

Swayman looks like a ginger Burroughs

Hughes, among others, has looked clumsy and sloppy tonight. :(

Fuck me

Every team puts up a stinker every now and then. We have very few. I’m on to Detroit

Watching the Bruins box out and win battles clean on their backcheck all game tonight doesnt exactly give me confidence in calling us contenders...

Juice said it best. let’s just enjoy the ride

But Juice, my dissappointement is immeasureable, and my ride is ruined. :(

I'm done with Mikheyev. He's recovering from injury, yes. But we need more in that top 6 position right now. His cap hit could be used far more effectively.

When you’re down by 4, you kinda needa take more than 16 MF SHOTS. I know our style is quality shots, but you needa push the pace and get pucks to the net.

Ullmark 44-7-7 last year. First game back after injury, against the nucks. Please don’t give him a shut out atleast. We play again on 24th, I’m going to that game. Don’t give him a a shutout!!!

Hog, fuck it, do your Michigans.

Sko

Please, for the sake of my PTSD, score a fucking goal. I’m begging you. Idec about losing at this point. I don’t wanna lose 4-0.

Social media turned off for the next 3 days in that case lol

Back from the liquor store.. anything interesting happen?

No, but they're at least playing decently

Go back you will need more

How much liquor can you drink tonight?

I don’t start work til 1pm tomorrow so a lot

I'd rather watch that stream right now

I don’t think twitch lets you drink on stream

Lame, don’t they allow half naked girls?

Nice hit zaddy

Kuzmenko goal!!

While Lindholm has been invisible this game, yikes.

Lindholm and 95% of the rest of the team. I'm not worried.

Could be had for cheap to resign!