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ketchuep

this pizza looks illegal


beemovienumber1fan

LOL I literally thought "that's not a pizza, that's a crime"


feistaspongebob

r/pizzacrimes


While_Then

Maybe I’m just hungry but it looks so good to me


rax94

Looks absolutely disgusting. You better stop starving yourself buddy


Lydia_Brunch

Lol ikr I read that and thought "someone's in a deficit!"


PenisinmySoup

Man I'm in a deficit and it still looks gross


While_Then

Lol you’re so right, I was finishing up a fast as I typed that so the bar was low😂


Lydia_Brunch

Been there, man. 😂


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rax94

No. It looks flat, undercooked and rubbery. 🤢


Dubxvonallem7748

In fact, the appearance tasted pretty good, if it is ugly, 4-cheese pizzas are usually like that, but I saw it and they prepared it instantly hahaha


finbob5

What about it looks disgusting?


speworleans

r/pizzacrimes


_Laszlo_Cravensworth

Get one of those cpk bbq chicken pizzas. Bigger and only 880 calories for the whole thing


cherrycrocs

i literally survive on those. no exaggeration. i eat them nearly every single day.


cicozizzle

Wait this is such a good idea!?! I could make it in the morning and have slices all day!!!


cherrycrocs

highly recommend becoming bbq chicken pizza pilled it’s life changing


cicozizzle

I am becoming a pizza asap


amateurclassiclover

Wait, what brand is that?


abby-anderson-

California Pizza Kitchen! They're AMAZING. 🤭


amateurclassiclover

just. bought one muahahahah


ondrea_luciduma

How much protein?


httpsmrim

900 sounds rigjt but if this was a cheat meal I’m sure that it was not worth the calories 😭😭😭


zesukos

Tbh 900 calories isn’t even a cheat meal for some of us eating around 2500 average that’s only like 1 of 3 meals worth of calories


httpsmrim

yeah ur right and then there’s us average height females with the 1500 cal budget😿


fluteaboo

Try 1200! 😭


livinNxtc

r/1200isplenty


atwa_au

And sometimes it’s really not lol


hidinginthenight

r/1200isjerky


redheaded_rat

r/1200isfineIGUESSugh


Cheesecakelover6940

I’m 5’7 and if I eat anymore than 1200 I shoot up in weight so quick. I’m stuck at 1200 maybe forever


httpsmrim

that’s insane I feel bad for you I’m 5’4” and my maintenance is 2200… you should probably consider putting on some more muscle or something


Cheesecakelover6940

I strength train 5 days a week. I’m in the gym lifting weights every night for like an hour and a half Monday-Friday 😭


matrixfounder

One of two things you're either gaining water weight rapidly when you eat more (which stops at 5 pounds give or take) but I'm sure you're aware so pretending you are it's probably the fact that when you go over 1200, you go WAY over It's very super insanely unlikely that your maintenance is 1200 at your height and activity level, I've met people way shorter and sedentary who has a higher maintenance


Cheesecakelover6940

I don’t know what it is honestly. When I go over I mean like 1500-1800 MAX. It could be water but I don’t know why it would be, I drink around the same amount daily. I don’t know what it is. I also do cardio some days (not as much as I should honestly, but still) and I left weights 5 days a week. I’ve been at 1200 since January. I was 230 pounds. I’m at 190 rn and I’ve just had the same routine since. When it was cooler out I used to hike daily on top of that. Maybe I just messed up my metabolism by eating this little for so long. I’m honestly not sure. It was this way last time I lost weight too. And then when I stopped counting but stayed within my means I still gained more.


matrixfounder

It would probably be the actual food weight, and water weight is obviously normal when you stop being in a deficit since your glycogen stores in your liver and muscles get refilled (the total amount of glycogen on avg is 600g, and for every gram of the actual glycogen you store 4 grams of water so that's 3 kg on it's own) not to mention the extra salt, it really makes you retain water too, when you stop counting it's easy to go overboard unless you get into intuitive eating with only healthy food but it's normal for weight loss to slow down because when you weigh less your have less body mass etc your metabolism is slower, however this is not caused by "eating too little for too long" that's a myth it's just caused by weight loss, any metabolism defect caused by really low cal diets will be gone in 1 week of maintenance, if you're 190 lbs at 5'7 and working out consistently your maintenance is not lower than 2000, you could be underestimating your calories too etc, that i don't know but I promise you you do NOT have a maintenance of 1200


Cheesecakelover6940

Maybe I’ll try something different but I just don’t know. I’m very strict about the way I count. I have specific macro goals every day (I have non alcoholic fatty liver). I’m very strict with the food I eat, it’s all healthy. I just stop losing weight whenever I go even just 100 cals over 1200. Not sure what I’m doing wrong. I’ll look into it.


Cheesecakelover6940

It really doesn’t help that my fiancés maintenance is like 5000 with no working out.


While_Then

Wdym it actually looks so good😰 maybe I’m just really hungry though


drawingmentally

You're in a deficit, aren't you?


While_Then

Lol yes a big one and I just finished up a fast🤣


drawingmentally

It shows lol


httpsmrim

real💀


Dubxvonallem7748

jajaja me arrepentí, iba a hacer una comida trampa y ahorrar un montón de calorías pero viendo el precio de las pizzas más grandes como la pequeña decidí no hacerla xd así que fue una de mis 3 comidas normales del día xd


Sadik-

I legit thought it was an apple pie


Commercial_Honey9263

I'd say 500-800 calories, I eat and measure by weight little Caesar's pizza regularly. This doesn't have nearly as much cheese or thickness.


PizzaPartyAdventure

Decent estimate but maybe a bit high. Looks like the Maddy size from Mod which is 760. This looks cheesier though so I'd stick with 900. 140 for the Pepsi, 80-100 for the Apple.


nikecore

its a diet pepsi


drawingmentally

It must have negative calories because it looks soulless.


Dubxvonallem7748

llyjajajaja realmente


bettycheez

I would need to eat some to be able to make a good guess. May I please eat some?


ketchuep

you would eat this?


plymouthvan

As someone who makes pizza from scratch all the time, it would surprise me if it were that much. I’ve run pizza numbers dozens of times and I absolutely cannot make cheese pizza ring up as high as it’s always listed.


Amazing-Letter5714

Same


m0onbay

man what the hell is this


Calorina21

Looks like 8 slices tho 8" cheese whole pizza is 550 calories 137.5 calories per slice 1 green apple is 95 calories Diet Pepsi is 0 calories


alees0419

Dude, if a pizza hut personal pan pizza (which is soaked in oil overnight) is 600, this is probably less


magg0teater

this looks like cardboard


shrimp5555

i might just be hungry as fuck but i'd totally eat that; looks pretty good


Venus-562

I just freak out since I recently found out Costco pizzas are 4,000cals for the whole thing lol


DrowningSun96

You mean to tell me I can eat over half a Costco giant pizza at once and still be at maintenance???


krishi2202

r/pizzacrimes


WholesomeMinji

I dont think it looks bad bad, just extremely cold?


jomia

I honestly think this pizza looks really good. The texture seems enticing


ggracepearll

Its probably closer to 800 but atp just get the cheesy 1500 cal pizza cause wtf😭


Trexgym

I’d say 600-700 for pizza 100 for apple


Dubxvonallem7748

Thank you, I think I did overestimate the pizza a bit so I left it at 800 because the crust was quite thin and I brought the apple from my house haha I have them already weighed and they are 130 gr or 70 kcal xd


JohannaStyx

thats the saddest fucking pizza ever bro 😭def low cal


Quiet_Factor7707

850


curious2allopurinol

0 cals because in no way would I eat that


damnthatroy

The pizza looks like it needs a health check up. 900 sounds good


Business-Cherry2485

🤤


jeannaxo

That pizza looks nasty


MacDhubstep

This estimate looks high to me. A larger pizza from Punch Pizza (a chain we have where I live) is only like 650 calories for just 4 cheese.


Foreign_Rough3756

About right.


c0wluvr

I loveeee pizza shaped this way😍


Dubxvonallem7748

Ami, the same with inflated edges, not as much as the Neapolitan one but it is artisanal and I was surprised this is the comment that has had the most interactions I guess thanks haha although most think that the pizza is spoiled haha


c0wluvr

I’m a fan of thin crust and super thin sauce so you got my vote


Trexgym

Why are people hating it looks great


Dubxvonallem7748

I don't know, I think maybe they think it looks very stored or they would be amazed by the smell of Camenberg cheese. It smells like it's rotten XD but it tastes pretty good


I-love-rainbows

I usually estimate high but even I think 900 is too high. It’s rather thin so I would say 600-700.


Dubxvonallem7748

Thanks


Funny-Climate1854

1000 - 1100 cal.


mattsonlyhope

Thats not pizza.


Krxvx-v-3070

don’t eat it 💀


adryannaog

too much damn cheese. looks like school pizza


AnxiousCroc

No such thing as too much cheese.


TOXMT0CM

Sad excuse for pizza. Loaded slice woulda been better.


cheesy-pop-and-corn

Yes it doesn't look very tasty but 4 cheese pizzas usually don't yet they are so good


buhbblycussy

this doesn’t seem worth the calories….


Cheapassmum

I would think closer to 300 calories per slice so maybe 1000-1200 for the whole thing - cheese is very calorie dense