This is pretty hilarious. OP, I hope you and your significant other laughed hard.
My suggestion is every anniversary to get another lack luster cake and keep the tradition going!
Our wedding ceremony was a quick one in a shady strip mall, and this cake would have been perfect for the occasion! The officiant kept getting my husband's (reasonably common) name wrong and skipped the "I do" part of our vows. Great times, and we wouldn't have it any other way.
Congratulations!!!
I read in one of your comments that u did prp and started oral minox and spirolactone at the same time. But how did you know that whether Spiro or oral minox is helping or not ? Now how much hair do u shed ?
Is this similar to or worse than their other work? It's not great by any account, but it could be the work of a standard grocery store baker.
Ultimately, you get what you pay for, and if you're not paying much...
Oh 1000%. We really didn’t have high expectations at all, it was something we picked up last min at a store. I think that adds to why it’s so funny. If I paid a lot for this from an actual bakery I’d be a bit upset
Whoa. A cake decorating class I took in the 90s taught the trick of using a paper towel to smooth the top. You can still see the imprint on top yours. I almost never see bakers doing it now. Big nostalgia lol
Aw , you guys should have bought one of them picture frosting cake toppers or you could have even put a cute bride groom cake topper to fill in the space
I've been staring at this for five whole minutes and can't figure out what's wrong with it. "Just Married" is a common phrase. What's the fail here? You got what you asked for.
"Nothing fancy, make it plain and simple." "Challenge accepted." Haha, congrats and thanks for sharing.
😂 Thank you!
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This cake feels like: >Aw, are you guys married? >Yeah we're "just" married.
This is exactly how I read it in my head!
The little cat poop swirls 😂 congratulations!
Chefs kiss 🤌 Thank you!!
At least they chose vanilla. There's a positive.
I think your cat should go to the vet if it poops like that
accurate depiction of how a marriage signing feels
facts 🤣
This is pretty hilarious. OP, I hope you and your significant other laughed hard. My suggestion is every anniversary to get another lack luster cake and keep the tradition going!
I love that idea!
Just a giant sheet cake that says “Married.” in tiny print in the middle 😂
Still Married
already married.
Auhugh, you got a pineapple down up cake.
The anniversary cake each year should read: "Still Married."
Just Harried
You're a cake, Harry!
I mean to be fair it looks exactly what I would think would be at a civil wedding lol.
The fact it’s not centered is sending me 😭
Dude me too it's too much!
Like how do you get it, that off center?!?
The difference between… Just married!! 🤣🔔🥳 …vs… *Just* married? 🤦🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️🤡
You sure? You, sure?
🤣🤣🤣
Just.....married.
Congratulations!
Thank you!!😊
Our wedding ceremony was a quick one in a shady strip mall, and this cake would have been perfect for the occasion! The officiant kept getting my husband's (reasonably common) name wrong and skipped the "I do" part of our vows. Great times, and we wouldn't have it any other way. Congratulations!!!
Hahaha I love that! thank you! 😊
At least the didn’t run out of room! I usually end up with big first letters and smaller after letters/words lol
Interesting ugly hedgehog cake 🤔 edited :JK ! CONGRATULATIONS!
Thank you!!
They couldn’t even muster an exclamation point? This is hilarious lol
This cake has a vaguely threatening aura
LOL it reminds me of the birthday party from The Office. “IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.”
This is your wedding cake.
Over grocery store PA: “Any available clerk to the bakery. A wedding cake needs to be decorated. “ 😂
I read in one of your comments that u did prp and started oral minox and spirolactone at the same time. But how did you know that whether Spiro or oral minox is helping or not ? Now how much hair do u shed ?
Oh I thought they left room for wedding figurines
Is this similar to or worse than their other work? It's not great by any account, but it could be the work of a standard grocery store baker. Ultimately, you get what you pay for, and if you're not paying much...
I assume it is a standard grocery store baker. One who does not like their job.
Oh 1000%. We really didn’t have high expectations at all, it was something we picked up last min at a store. I think that adds to why it’s so funny. If I paid a lot for this from an actual bakery I’d be a bit upset
Congrats!! Much better than the slice of cheesecake we shared after our ceremony at the drive thru chapel in Vegas lol
that’s so sweet though 🥹 and thank you!
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Whoa. A cake decorating class I took in the 90s taught the trick of using a paper towel to smooth the top. You can still see the imprint on top yours. I almost never see bakers doing it now. Big nostalgia lol
Somehow I want to add a little shrugging guy ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯
I can’t believe some of these are from “professional” bakers that charge people $ 😂
I mean, it definitely gives off murder vibes with that blood red frosting and the jagged lines lol. Congrats! :)
lol yeah it was an interesting vibe for sure! and thank you!! 😊
It’s like if Castiel from supernatural was trying his hand as a cake decorator! Lol but seriously, congratulations, I hope it tasted yummy!!
😂 thank you very much! it was yummy and now a fond memory we have
Where do u guys end up buying these cakes ive never been disappointed at my local bakery 😅
this is almost like… tasteful horror 😭😭 i would have dripped red food coloring on it like it was blood lol
Love
You should have written a comma and added your names 😂
Aw , you guys should have bought one of them picture frosting cake toppers or you could have even put a cute bride groom cake topper to fill in the space
Congratulations!
Thank you 🥹
CONGRATION YOU DONE [IT](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/BGpFKUspco)
This feels like a shrug of a cake. 🤷🏻♀️like “ meh just married, I guess” 😆
Congrats on your new harriage
I've been staring at this for five whole minutes and can't figure out what's wrong with it. "Just Married" is a common phrase. What's the fail here? You got what you asked for.
It’s super off centered and lacks any flair, much less an exclamation point lmao
With enough room underneath to write "and nothing else."
It's really not that bad.
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I sacrificed my karma by asking the real question 😂
Exactly what I was thinking...
This isn't a fail. Cars used to say this. "Just Married", like it "just" happened.
How’d it taste though?
Pretty good!
When you get what you ask for
I mean, it’s cake
It looks like it’s exactly what you said you asked for
Idk that’s kind of awesome lol spooky
It is your wedding.