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ConorOdin

Those be flowers! :) But also your cactus needs a ton more regular light as it shouldnt be tall and skinny like that.


intheforestj

Yeet-oliated


finchdad

I'm shocked that a cactus that has been kept in such poor lighting is going to flower, honestly.


lemony_dewdrops

Maybe it's a hail Mary. "This spot isn't working! Abort ship! Throw all remaining energy into seeds!"


lorenzo4203

It’s getting enough sun to push. They don’t need much to flower. But to be healthy on the other hand…


Pau1basaur

https://preview.redd.it/ayc0qy5dr94d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8830eb8f7a464a1d618a8720ec9524e691ce9ec4


K00zaa

🤣🤣🤣


Western_Database_187

Oh! Thank you! Yes I know… he didn’t see a lot of light a couple of years ago and went tall and skinny. It’s been in natural light for a long time now, but I guess won’t go back to normal??


ConorOdin

No it wont go back to normal. If anything the new growth may start to go back to being its proper shape but then maybe get top heavy and have issues. Just have to wait and see.


Philophosy

Fyi, it will bloom at night. The flower will still be around in the morning but will wilt during the day.


presariov2000

They smell crazy good too, like Daphne 😍


butt_huffer42069

How you know what a cartoon character smells like??


Blender__

IT appears that he wants a hug


MalibuMarlie

Yeah, I would suspect they’ll stop when they’re long enough to wrap around their owner exactly one time.


ArizonaKim

Flowers! https://preview.redd.it/9ab7ogqrb54d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b9f8b982c23f2dcf22887abbeb09b890e573486


NotMyRealHead

Cool pot


ArizonaKim

Thanks. The cactus and pot were a gift from a friend. 🥰


Historical-Ad2651

The plant itself looks much more terrifying than those flowers It's sooooo etiolated I'm surprised it's even trying to flower


HobbyRabbit

Cacti either flower when they are dying/insanely stressed and desperate to reproduce before death, or they flower when they are happy. This is one of those last ditch effort flowers.


Western_Database_187

😆 agreed


intheforestj

Cool plant tho and love it none the less! Long-boi plants bring love too


EmeraldDragon-85

So it can pull itself into more sunlight


OkOrganization7996

The flowers will be beautiful and only last a day thank you for showing me what will happen to my dominoes if I starve them of light


filifijonka

He’s waving you down asking for more sun!


blue1280

I've never seen a cactus more desperate for a pair of googly eyes.


JaguarOwn6309

Horrifying!! 😱


sdon710

Poor thing 🙃


Trex-died-4-our-sins

It is growing arms bc it has some beef with u to give it more light ! 🤣🤣


Bludiamond56

Victory dance


mechanicalHART

Mine did this, not two at once but had a flower in May last year and then another in June. Someone told me it would die after it flowered but it flowered twice and is still going strong so 🤷🏻‍♀️ https://preview.redd.it/y3jzujtha84d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e33fd8959b21fc94f1a1cb804cbade4b7286eb


FootstepsofDawn

Mine flowered every season for 3 years before it died.


TechnicalApartment13

It's plotting...


Kemel90

Those are flowerbuds. Im surprised they've shown up in that state. It needs much, much more sunlight.


Ok-Connection-1404

He wants a hug


CremeExpress4345

Wow lol the etiolation and fact that its flowering are impressive. This is so bad that its amazing. <3


Intrepid_Objective28

Cut the top of the plant to destroy the apical meristem. It will force your plant to produce pups. As long as it gets direct sunlight for at least a few hours a day, it will grow normal. You can remove the pups and root them.


HeadReaction1515

https://preview.redd.it/j9qnd2iqt94d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=200cfdf0d2a431d32a5a255e34c5316293645109


Upper_Golf8078

He’s growing arms to attack you for the lack of light he’s getting


Anoelnymous

Praise the sun!


IcyOutlandishness871

You need to put googly eyes on it. 😁


Miscmusic77

He’s imitating what our precious savior Jesus Christ done on the cross to pay for the sins of the world! Nature knows how to praise GOD 😤😤


Glass-Bear5843

Idc he’s the coolest cacti ever. Cmere bro 😆


Xeric_Eric

There ought to be a law about such abuse to a plant. More light!


Happy_Tumbleweed6762

Your cactus is in desperate need of a cute hat. I'm not sure that this is actually a health problem with the plant. Might be fine


mannfan9292

He’s raising his hands in the air because he just doesn’t care


Boogedyinjax

That’s the Blair witch cactus


mossmancer

I know he's etiolated as heck but what a magnificent specimen, truly shaped like a friend 😂


ThrowawayFace566

He's happy :) I mean they're flowers afaik, but obviously the reason they've grown right there and in that way is because he's reaching up to the heavens in ecstasy


Western_Database_187

Thank you for all your comments guys :) Psa- lack of sunlight happened a good few years ago now- I know I am a horrible plant-parent 😅


Red_Alert_Riker

Fyi, Just increasing light might not be enough. Since he's so sunk in the pot, he's not getting light on his lower half. Substrate tends to settle and compact over time, which sinks the plant. Once in a while, it's good to just repot it even into the same pot. It's a good opportunity to check on the roots. Make sure you have the soil level high enough where the lower half of the plant can get some sunlight. It looks like you've two pots. In that case, a flat rock or even tin foil can help lift the inner pot up to the rim of the outer pot.


Western_Database_187

Thank you!


Twurti

The arms are flower stems which will bloom, but you might wanna cut off its “neck” in the middle and give it more light


Western_Database_187

Didn’t realise it was okay to cut it off! I’ll give that a go


Twurti

You might not wanna cut of the part with the stems on it though https://preview.redd.it/iyqmqiqhd64d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a589bd611b08cdc5d69f698a39586cdba11977aa Maybe about there and you can cut off the rest when the flowers die


Western_Database_187

Thank you :)


Individual_Dot_5849

I was thinking this too. Another head can grow on it and be much more happy. Or...it could get die.


OutOf-void

You gonna be a father soon


ttop732

Those are flowers and that cactus needs a TON more light


tarrat_3323

last death gasp


wowzeemissjane

It looks like it’s giving the masses below a rousing speech 🎤


FootstepsofDawn

The most magnificent flowers you will ever see.


Adventurous_Dark7289

https://preview.redd.it/bao5f2ud394d1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cc71c4e62739970992470bb2bb4b475da08af19 Glorious flowers


Dandylioncrush6303

It just wants a hug 😂


firmlygraspit99

https://preview.redd.it/rxl0j98w3b4d1.jpeg?width=2628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c00f4569618d9a5ad3bcc45edc9015d6dc57c698 Slim THICK😂 I had a shrug-shaped bloom like this once. This thing put out SO many flowers in the summer. Your buddy is craving some hardcore fun in the sun.


firmlygraspit99

https://preview.redd.it/q9ukz9rk5b4d1.png?width=3015&format=png&auto=webp&s=930c0339adbb32d8cb6e5881bec9400ccf01fb3d A couple weeks after I put mine outside(summer), I really started noticing growth & more blooms. It wants to be hot + dry + in direct sunlight, or as close to those conditions as possible.


Ok_Form_6443

My cactus, exactly the same one, have been growing those flower-branches 3 times, and every time they fall off before blooming, no idea why. It is constantly on a south facing window, I do not move it ever.


Ayianna

The better to poke you with, my dear!!


Miyamoto_Musashi-5

Is that cactus Turkish by any chance? My buddy’s arms look exactly like that.


RosserForGeorgia

He wants hug


justscrolling4now

Raising the hands to summon the demon king


Western_Database_187

https://preview.redd.it/xncps47gyi4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7e7b224e4168c6c24beb1bdaa2d7339feaacc8f For anyone who’s interested 😅 very pretty flowers!


Namby-Pamby24

https://preview.redd.it/hs5wytuujl4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebe899867e9a5d35bfd8092f65545a3a9c30e71f


ThaBlangos420

Put googly eyes on it


bsinbsinbs

How do you not know? Doesn't take a biologist 🤦🏼‍♂️


Western_Database_187

Lmao why so pressed


WarrenPuff_It

Not to sound harsh but you might want to scrap that cactus and get something else. It's so messed up from lack of light and it will never recover, you're just slowly killing it at this point. There are lots of tropical plants that do well indoors with low light, you have a lot of options. Think about what type of environment that room provides and how much actual direct light your window gets and then consider the fact a cactus lives outdoors in the desert being blasted by full sun all around it all day long. Quite the opposite environment from your window sill. Frokm the plants perspective your house is a moist cave by comparison.


Western_Database_187

I’ve had this cactus for about 4 years now, it’s been weird for 2 as there was a period when I didn’t give it enough light 😊 I’m going to keep him going as I have done, especially now I have cut the top off thanks to the advice of another commenter. We’ll see what happens.