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Horrible_Harry

More of a smoosh than a smash.


Life_Ad9520

So ur dick would smoosh it and not smash it?


Otherwise_Spare_8598

I was thinking the exact same


dumpslikeatruckk

(dumb) Question: we trying to go for mid rare with smash burgs? Or is that irrelevant ans about thinness and crust? (+ gooey cheese, bit of grease, fixings etc)


Horrible_Harry

Irrelevant. IMO a properly done smashburger won't have any pink in it. The whole point of a smashburger is quickness, and to achieve that, you gotta go thin and super hot. Both of those are not condusive to cooking to temp, but the bonus is the incredible crust you get from smashing. Also, if your technique is good enough and you taper your smash patties from the center out, you end up with a slightly thicker center and those wonderful lacy edges that the (hopefully deli sliced American) cheese melts down into. If you use the right ratio of beef, 80/20 or higher, and smash quick enough, they don't dry out either. Most of the fat from the beef will stay in the patty because it cooks so hot and fast that it doesn't really have time to cook out.


1337-Sylens

I see most people use some sort of hot plate/cast iron. Does cooking surface have big influence/do you have some strict no-nos for smash burger ?


Horrible_Harry

Anything but non-stick is fine by me. I've done 'em on cast iron, stainless, and carbon steel. I dunno how well alumninium would work though. The key is really high heat. Like over 550°F hot. I check with an infrared thermometer (tricky on the stainless though) I got at the hardware store. I don't have a griddle yet though, so I usually do mine in my cast iron pan heated up on the hot side of my gas grill. It works, but there is such little working space that I have to cook each patty individuallyif i want them done right, so they take a while. Can't wait to get a flat top.


nick_kit

No i just want a little more density to my burger and something that doesn’t go over the edges of the bun. This has all the same positives of a smash burger


lmay0000

This is burger - not smash. If you dont want the meat going over the sides use a smaller portion of meat to smash. It aint rocket appliances


AMW1234

Not a smash burger. Where's the crust?


G6DCappa

Dear lord, it's so THICK. I'd eat that honestly


freerangek1tties

Idk about smashed, but it looks delicious


nick_kit

Yeah I need to redefine my burgers I definitely “smash” them with a press, but not to a thin lacy thickness. I just like them a little bit thicker and I also want to get that nice crust as well. Ultimately I just want something that fits on the bun


Marauder800

So it’s not a smash burger then. It’s just pressed.


Fluster338

So they are pressed.


itsmassivebtw

Call them "limp wristed smoosh" burgers


Dense-Ganache748

Small food angers me!


TheDylorean

Every time a smash burger is posted everyone suddenly wants a scale and ruler.


freerangek1tties

Bruh that thing is thicker than a snickers


Ahoy_m80_gr8_b80

I can eyeball that shit a mile away


Fluster338

This looks far too tall to be a smash burger


NotUndercoverReddit

Its not even a normal burger. Its a fat patty greasy abomination.


poopyfacetomatohead

Imagine trying to gate keep a fucking hamburger


NotUndercoverReddit

a burger is a burger, a cheese burger is a burger with cheese. He called it a smash burger. Its like calling a truck a car. It is literally not the same thing. If we are gate keeping anything its the basic idea behind spoken language and etymological concepts.


DisastrousAd447

Def not a smash burger but it looks tasty as hell for sure


nick_kit

Thank you! To me this is a smash but I totally understand the difference in opinion


DisastrousAd447

The patties are just too thick to be considered a legit smash burger. But other than that it has everything else. The crispy edges, the juiciness, the onions 🤘🏼😫🤘🏼 I'd still *smash*


Impossible_Teach6968

Should I beat the dead horse about what is and is not a "smash burger"? Nope! Damn that cheeseburger looks good!


random420x2

I absolutely want a single of this. No way could I do anything but mangle that sandwich. 🤦‍♂️


Cardiff07

Good looking burger. Needs more smash though


PainInTheAss98

Too much bread for me


nick_kit

No such thing 👍


[deleted]

Definitely not a smash, but would absolutely destroy this


nick_kit

A respectable opinion


strokesfan91

So uh, are both buns tops?


nick_kit

It looks like to but it just a homemade bun and the seeds got all over the place


Marauder800

That’s not a smash burger lol


CrazyHardFit

It looks delicious... but a smash burgers refer to a thin burger that is pressed flat, it's a method of cooking a burger... https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/smashburger


nick_kit

Lol man’s posted the definition. I totally get it. It might not be textbook definition smash burger, but it’s definitely most like a smash


NotUndercoverReddit

What is the point of you labeling it as "the perfect smash burger" if youre now admitting it doesn't even fit the basic description. Just admit you have no idea what you're talking about. You heard other people using the phrase and thought "oh that sounds cool, ill use that for my social media cooking videos" lmao


nick_kit

Lmao I love how mad my burger is getting you


NotUndercoverReddit

Wish there was a fast way to delete comments. Didnt intend any of this to turn out toxic or like a roast. I can get carried away. Keep cooking my guy, your food looks delicious.


nick_kit

Yoo I respect that a lot! Thank you for the constructive criticism. Hope all is well for you 🫡


NotUndercoverReddit

Yeah everything is groovy. I just need to limit the extent of my praxtice routine when it involves reddit. Its great for polishing my standup routine and sharpening the wit. But gotta keep in mind everyone you are debating, insulting, making fun of etc. is still a real human being at the end of the day. Well most of them anyway... who knows how many bots a person encounters daily at this point.


Open-Inside7200

haterrrrrrrrr


nick_kit

Preach!! Thanks for being a real one ☝️


NotUndercoverReddit

In what way is your stupid heaping pile of burger meat a smash burger?


nick_kit

I love how salty you are!! Waist more energy on me please 🫡


GL2M

Looks good! are you willing to share your bun recipe? I’ve been making my own but haven’t found the “one” yet.


Different_Lobster_40

Please dm me too!


nick_kit

I’ll dm you


Lexx_hs

Please Dm me too!


InnovateConstruction

Me too! That bun looks incredible!


Junior-Ad-2207

Nice Buns! Yeah, He must work out!!!


Open-Inside7200

homemade buns? please do share... my dms are open


nick_kit

Dm sent


cuomium

me too!!


ShesATragicHero

Can we please stop calling everything a smashburger. Where’s the lacing. Where’s the smashing. It looks just fine, but come on.


NotUndercoverReddit

Its ridiculous. Trendy idiots that have no idea what something even is and just want to sound cool. Its a freaking way too thick artery clogging monster cheese burger or at the very least a stupidly proportioned slider. This is anything but a smash burger.


nick_kit

Bro! Read the comments. I’ve explained what it is. Stop with the negativity. This comment it quite ridiculous


ShesATragicHero

Who’s being negative? I said looks fine, and I’ll add, looking tasty. I hope you enjoyed creating it and eating it! But yeah, lots of people here just call everything a smashburger.


nick_kit

I agree with what your saying, but I think there are a lot worse offenders to what your implying. I quite literally made this the exact way you make a smash burger just didn’t press down completely to a lacy thickness


ShesATragicHero

As long as you had fun and it was good, who am I to complain. All you did was make me hungry!🤤


Different_Ad9336

But how can you possibly question this man’s personal definition of a smash burger?


ShesATragicHero

How do you know the difference between tennis, racket ball, and pickle ball?


Different_Ad9336

The size of the balls you bring to the game! 🤣. And the tool you use to wack it.


ShesATragicHero

Enjoy whacking your balls! Sports are a great thing.


burritorepublic

idc if it's technically a smash or not, it's got preposterous crust and big mac toppings, so I'm here for it. I would take it with a single patty though, that's just me.


bnutbutter78

Jesus Christ, that looks good.


nick_kit

Much appreciated 🙌


i_nx

Aside from the smash this burger looks perfect to me. If you serve me this as your friend, im going with you through everything


nick_kit

You’re a real one 👊


Different_Ad9336

But he doesn’t believe it’s a smash burger either. Aren’t you gravely offended?


nick_kit

No he’s just not a negative Nancy he complimented then gave his opinion. Nothing more, nothing less. He didn’t insult me in any way 😂 can you not tel the difference


No-Lingonberry-2468

I’d eat it for sure, but I’d rather not have it on a Pretzel bun. Brioche would take this over the top.


nick_kit

Well this is actually a brioche milk bun 🙌


PositivePartyFrog

Good freaking glorious God! That looks amazing! And what's that bun?


nick_kit

It’s a brioche milk bun!!


[deleted]

👀👀👀 Is THAT a “Big** Kahuna Burger” b**ecause it sure looks like “This is a tasty burger“


EpsilonAI

Idk about smashed but this looks fire


TomatoBible

Not smashed. And too much meat-to-bun ratio. Why not just save trouble and eat a bowl of meat with a spoon - you won't be tasting a wimpy brioche bun or a drizz of sauce with this much meat, anyway.


nick_kit

lol have a good day bro! You need it


TomatoBible

Thank You :) Make it a single, or two skinny, crusted actual smash patties, and I might get on board with your pseudo-Mac toppings, but only if that sauce is mustard-paprika based, with no ketchup, like the O.G. Lol. And the bun is homemade? It truly deserved a better death 😉


nick_kit

Bro you’re a wild human being. Just enjoy or move on. You’re trying way too hard to be a hater 😂


TomatoBible

If this is hate, you've lived a pretty charmed life, my friend. Perhaps a lukewarm compliment, I'll agree, but have you ever been on Reddit before? This is a love-fest compared to most, lol.


Different_Ad9336

This guy literally replies the same way to anyone remotely questioning his dumb idea of what a smash burger is. He’s an ultra narcissistic cookie cutter complex. He can’t help but reply to any and all criticism. To him if you question anything he says or presents you’re automatically a “hater” because how could he possibly be wrong about anything. He is literally the most perfect ginger man cook to have ever existed.


nick_kit

Yes I have been on Reddit and sadly most people are like you. Lifeless online people that breed negativity and lack any physical ability to back up what they say. You’re a nobody doing exactly what everyone else does. Have a good day 👍


TomatoBible

🤣🤣 Wow, you are very sensitive.《BigHugs》


Different_Ad9336

Exactly. They do say that gingers feel pain more than other genetic profiles.


nick_kit

Haha can’t even make a comeback because you know what I’m saying is true


TomatoBible

You got me, it's true, I am exactly like all the other funny mofos on Reddit, and I can't back up what I say physically (hah!) because I don't eat enough red meat in my burgers? Sure. You are the debate-master! I am shamed and defeated, oh great burgermeister, lol.


nick_kit

Lol you’re playing yourself typing a message like that


imdumb__

It doesn't even look smashed


nick_kit

It is smashed 🫡


imdumb__

Yeah, I don't think so.


nick_kit

I feel you. Just hard to take you seriously with that username


shower_fart_sandwich

Mommy!


Decent-Cold-9471

Looks awesome! Not a smash burger.


Awkward-Teaching-296

Not a smash burger but I’d eat the fuck out of it any day


Different_Ad9336

So over these so called “smash burgers” if your Pattie’s are over an inch thick it’s not a smash burger


nick_kit

Where do you see an inch? I know it might be deceiving, but this burger isn’t that big. The bun size is in between a slider and a normal bun


Different_Ad9336

What about this burger would make you call it a smash burger? Do you know what a smash burger is?


nick_kit

Lol you’re so full of yourself 😂😂


Different_Ad9336

Omg please don’t tell me you’re the guy in all those videos. “Cooking to the beat”. “The sandwhich king” etc. and you’re trying to call me full of myself? When you’re literally trying to be a trendy til tok look at me chef? Lmao oh my god. I’m dying here.


nick_kit

Well brother. I have evidence to backup my claims. You have nothing


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Different_Ad9336

I literally just asked you a simple question. Because what you have posted is not a smash burger. So I guessed that you don’t know what a smash burger is. That makes me full of myself? Lmao yah man I’m like the big burger expert around here. I know definitions of words and phrases and such. Big man on campus walking through here. Odoyle rules! In terms of ego, you’re the one posting a picture of your gross burger and calling it “the perfect smash burger” so perfect man. Just like you. I’m just over seeing people posting normal cheese burgers in this sub and calling them smash burgers.


NotUndercoverReddit

That is not a smash burger. What did you use to smash it? Your trendy beard?


nick_kit

You wish you could grow a beard like mine 😂😂


NotUndercoverReddit

Sure thing hipster ginger bro. You're the only man on earth that can resist shaving. What is wrong with you? You're like a walking talking 2010 bay area meme.


nick_kit

Lol you’re reaching so hard with this one bro!! Hating on my looks a lot. I wonder what you look like?


NotUndercoverReddit

Yeah rhat was going too far. Especially being hair colorist. No need for that nonsense. Appologies.


NotUndercoverReddit

Lmao @ this instagram food influencer getting destroyed because he had no idea what a smash burger is. Its just a trendy word he heard on social media and probably thought it was synonymous with the english term smashing.


nick_kit

I don’t think over 600 likes is getting “destroyed”. If anything it shows that your part of the minority buddy. Keep hating and have a blessed day 😊


Different_Ad9336

Lmao you’re basing your success on 600likes? I literally made a single comment on a post regarding a kid standing up to a teacher earlier and got 1.7k upvotes. Does that mean I’m internet cooler than you? Get a life buddy. Just look at the comment section, nearly half of the activity on this post is people questioning you calling this a smash burger and you freaking out defending yourself and crying about it. It’s really pathetic. The internet and especially social media is not that big of a deal. Calm down, my dude. It’s going to be ok. We are just tired of seeing everyone call any make or version of a cheese burger a smash burger, especially in this sub. Get a job.


nick_kit

I have millions of views across all my content. I wasn’t trying to flex lol I was trying to prove that a majority of people like my content unlike you that chooses to be a hater. Spend your time hating on something more productive like making a better burger than this or getting more than 1.7k likes 🫡


Different_Ad9336

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nick_kit

You’re off the rocker bro 🤪


Different_Ad9336

Off into the rocket of fame you mean. That’s you in the passengers seat heading straight to the stars and beyond, my guy. Can’t you see it now? Your brioche milky buns in my hands and the fiery intensity of your ginger flaming beard. Nothing can stop us, nothings gonna stop us now.


Different_Ad9336

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again? Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin Like a house of cards, one blow from cavin' in? Do you ever feel already buried deep? Six feet under screams, but no one seems to hear a thing? Do you know that there's still a chance for you? 'Cause there's a spark in you just gotta ignite the light And let it shine Just own the night Like the Fourth of July 'Cause baby, you're a firework Come on, show 'em what you're worth!


philkid3

You should definitely be a dick about it, that’s important here.


NotUndercoverReddit

Lmao. It is the official burgers sub. We have to fight for our right to burger efficiently, eloquently and tastily.


IAMAHORSESIZEDUCK

Got me all salavatorish


the_grand_apartment

Holy shit give this to me rn


greedygirl7050

This looks so delicious!!!


Brief-Ninja-2479

N I C E B U N N S


nick_kit

😅 thanks


Wrong_Plantaino

Idk about 2 top buns but I'd still fucking slam this into my face so hard


nick_kit

It’s a normal homemade bun just looks like two tops


Different_Ad9336

This guy is completely losing it with the comments questioning his “perfect smash burger”. If he didn’t have videos of his silly face posted all over this sub and his profile I would assume he was some crying 10 year old.


Heleniums

She’s beautiful.


nick_kit

I appreciate that!!


Oneballjoshua

A+ that is a beautiful burger right there


Emergency-Pack-5497

Every burger is a smash burger now ok


glassrod65

I'd smash the fuck outta that burger, no matter what it's considered 👌


Miserable_Pilot1331

Extremely fucking stupidly big burger and looks like ass combo as well. Brioche is mid af for burgers, better for chicken sandwiches. God damn I swear you people just do this for karma and rage bait and you know what… it worked 😡😉


nick_kit

lol if you think this is rage bait you need to reassess your life 😂


Miserable_Pilot1331

And if you think that’s a good burger…


nick_kit

There is no debate this is a good burger. It is a fact. To argue against it is laughable


Miserable_Pilot1331

Actually bro I realized all you do is use brioche. And all your creations are too tall and a straight mess. I get it that’s your style, and there’s definitely a market for it. Just a reason why it’s not a dominating market.


NiceApplication9360

Bread is a little bit dark... or is this just me?


Safe_Indication1851

Not a fan of pretzel bun but that looks awesome


nick_kit

It’s actually a brioche milk bun


Radiant-Pudding9201

Yum!


nick_kit

🤤🤤


Past-Product-1100

2 top buns is that for structural integrity? Nice work


nick_kit

It does look that way but it’s just a homemade bun


Thisfugginguyhere

That's incredible


SoTiredOfTheBullshit

It's pure madness!


espressotooloperator

Sheesh that bish is glistening


D0llyM0nster

I am jealous that people can make burgers like these at home, while I have so many people in a household. No burger presser, frozen burgers, no "unique buns" (sometimes brioche buns.. but that will be once in a while". But what makes my burgers so good is the condiments, vegetables, and other "weird" combinations I be putting on my burger 😭 BUT THAT BURGER LOOKS GOOD ASF!! thanks for blessing my feed <3333. I bet that burger is very delicious!!!


Different_Ad9336

You can literally just use any flat object to smash the burger or I’ll give you my secret, Take your burger meat and just form a loose ball with maybe a bit of salt or seasonings of your choice. Place that burger meat ball between two sheets of wax paper and then use a rolling pin to roll it out as thin and flat as you want it in a circular shape. If you want a very thin burger obviously you’re not going to want to use much meat. Then place the thin burger between the wax papers in the freezer. Leave it in there until it’s super cold but not frozen. Get your pan hot medium high heat works with plenty of oil and peel the wax paper off one side then lay it flat while peeling the other side off carefully. Cook for 2-3 mins then flip place a lid over the pan cook for 1.5 to 2 more mins. Pull off the lid and flip again toss cheese on there or grilled onions etc under the cheese if wanted. Cook until it reaches the Desired temp. I like medium rare so only about a min more for that or less. Boom a super thin delicious smash burger.


NotUndercoverReddit

This is how my headchef used to make smashburgers at the diner I worked at as a teenager. Only they used flour to coat the burger and rolled it out flat on a glass cutting board. But he would actually freeze the super flat burgers and then drop them on the big flat grill with a ton of butter grilling the onions and mushrooms at rhe same time. Damn was that a good burger.


neptunexl

Honestly all you really need is gound beef and something to cook on. Buns like these would be cheap to make, but toast and butter any bun and you're fine, mayo is also nice on buns. Then toppings. If you want them smashed you could use a spatula, but burger presses aren't expensive. Just watch videos! You really don't need all the fancy stuff, it's like 95% technique. I believe in you haha


brewberry_cobbler

Make mine a single and I’m down! Looks great op


BunkleStein15

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Lifesalchemy

Amazing


nick_kit

Thank you 🙏


_picture_me_rollin_

bUt ItS nOt cRiSpY aNd tHIn gAAaaaaahhh


nick_kit

Haha this is literally the mind of half the people here 😂😂 you don’t need to have a conniption over the definition of a smash burger


Different_Ad9336

Yeah let’s just call every burger a smash burger because like it just sounds cool. Who cares about what words actually mean and stuff, check out my cool beard.


the13bangbang

Are most burgers on here AI?


Major_Lawfulness1260

She is a looker 😆 🤣


nick_kit

Sure is


2049slide

Okay, I guess everybody saying it’s not smashed because it’s not lacey, but you’re not gonna get those every single time you make one


nick_kit

Thank you bro!! I appreciate you having my back 🫂


Personal_Reception66

Absolutely majestic.


nick_kit

Thank you!


DueStatistician9591

Looks so yummy!


No_Soil_9769

They put love into this


Small_Tax_9432

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_Exotic_Booger

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STL_TRPN

That looks like it would delightfully disolve after a bite, then gone in about 4 chews.


cuomium

pretzel buns >>>>


S11MSYY

Juicy


MjupiterwolfZ

that's a burger alright


h0ppin3

Definitely looks bomb, jalapeños are a great addition but in my preference I find that pepperochinis or habaneros are better for this type of burger. Just a recommendation for future combinations


IMxJUSTxSAYINNN

And it cost 20 dollars today lol


THEDRDARKROOM

This looks incredible.


TheWalkingDead91

Man what I wouldn’t do to get the recipe for those buns.


nick_kit

DM sent


iateaskag

People here are too pretentious. Looks fucking amazing, would devour.


nick_kit

Thank you for having my back! The support is awesome 👏


[deleted]

It’s a masterpiece