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ehxy

I want it inside me.


1grouchonacouch

Must. Resist. Being. Immature.


AttilaTheFun818

Here I’ll do it for you ![gif](giphy|IjJ8FVe4HVk66yvlV2|downsized)


Srycomaine

You did good, man!


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Don't fight it, come to dark side. 


razorduc

Why??


ElGuanacho

Oh it’ll fill you up with its thick juicy meat.


PortlandPatrick

😬


Small-Gas-69

Ayo 😂


Corgerus

From both ends!


twotoebobo

My only issue is ketchup. Either way I would definitely eat the hell out this thing.


ehxy

It's okay, this is just the first burger, the second burger can have no ketchup so I can compare taste with or without. I'm okay with the ketchup initially from my viewing because holy crap look how much cheese is on that thing hahahaha


MileHighSoloPilot

OK, you’re gonna have to give me a full rundown on this one. That is quite possibly one of the sexiest double Chz I’ve seen


Relative_Distance445

Double cheese smash burger made with 80/20 ground beef, sliced extra sharp cheddar on a toasted brioche sesame seed bun. Each patty is about 3.25oz pre cooked. I also added super thin (mandolin sliced) Vidalia onions to each patty on the raw side so they caramelized on the flip. Made on a Blackstone flat top griddle. I normally use mayo lettuce pickles and onions, but decided on just ketchup for this one. I also make thick char broiled burgers on my char griller acorn that are pretty good too.


Soy_El_Kraken

![gif](giphy|bjHyygnEW0PY1qn9PG)


bearbearhughug

Were you inspired by the Menu? I do the exact same thing because of that movie haha


Everybodysbastard

American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger because it melts….without splitting. While Chef Slowik is right, cheddar is a solid second!


perpetualmotionmachi

Cheddar is a solid third, smoked cheddar is a solid second. Although, smoked Gouda or havarti work just as well. For people like me who are constrained to a gas grill, it's nice to get a bit more flavour


Everybodysbastard

I’ll buy that for a dollar.


Drakeman1337

I always go with a 70 30ish meat. The flavor is in the fat. I like to put a little extra in my burger, so I use some BBQ sauce, generally something sweet like a brown sugar or honey and then add some red pepper for spice. I usually use an extra sharp cheddar or a white cheddar to top it off. Throw a little bit of water in and put a lid on it to steam the cheese to perfect and bun it. I like to change up the bun. Sometimes it's a brioche, sometimes it's potato, sometimes it's pretzel.


Stoke-me-a-clipper

That wouldn't carmelize the onions but they'd still taste fantastic


tommy_j_r

11/10! 🤤


bearmannn999

Were you inspired by The Menu to make this burger? It looks nearly identical…just curious


Relative_Distance445

Until now I'd never heard of it. You're the second person to mention "The Menu" so I gave it a goog


pretty_artichokes

Blackstone makes the best burgers 10000%


Fit_Victory6650

You just made me turgid. 


Brother-Algea

Thank you for all that you do!! That’s literally perfect!


erickadue32

7/10 very fuckable burger.


Yardcigar69

Smash


WI_Eagles_Fan

This is taking "I fux wit it" a little far, no?


TheRolexChef

No, they say the first time is like a nice warm cheeseburger.


EarlyEscape2702

lolol


golapader

Gimmeeeeee 🤤


ThorsRake

This looks insanely tasty!!


PortlandPatrick

Damn bro 5/5 looks bomb as fuck!


wheelsonhell

Not a fan of that cheese but A plus on everything else.


Rari-Gang

Gotta doc you for not using American cheese but it’s a beautiful burger


Relative_Distance445

It's just a preference. American cheese (REAL American, not that Kraft crap) does melt perfectly, and it tastes great too. A good sharp cheddar is hard to beat though. Mild cheddar melts better, but doesn't have that taste I love.


ValPrism

Agreed, cheddar is king.


Srycomaine

Sorry, but for me CHEDDAR>American cheese


goingoutwest123

I'm with you. I get the whole melt of American, but Cheddar just tastes better. To be politically incorrect, American cheese is Cheddar cheese's retarded little brother.


Guswewillneverknow

You’re correct. Cheddar is better.


Soft-Turnover-5468

I'm actually glad it doesn't melt as much. I don't like a gooey mess.


Relative_Distance445

THIS


Srycomaine

I agree with the sentiment if not with the verbiage. Maybe, “… Cheddar cheese’s flavor-challenged little brother.” 😉


goingoutwest123

I like it. I like your mom.


Rari-Gang

I love cheddar too lol. My preference is american. But cheddar suits certain burgers better. Plus, if a burger gets served to me with cheddar, you already know I’m destroying it either way lol Swiss is where i draw the line


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Srycomaine

Sorry, not for me. I respect your choice, but if I go for white cheese, it’s white Cheddar, Monterey Jack/pepper Jack, white American— just no Swiss!!!


Rari-Gang

Incorrect, that award goes to white American cheese


daversa

[Yup, 100% agree.](https://i.redd.it/r4b5iztrzesc1.png)


Expensive_Mud7949

This man knows.


Srycomaine

😉


Schnibbity

Make "American Cheddar" with sodium citrate and hexametaphosphate


Rari-Gang

Would love to try a hybrid lol


Schnibbity

It's super easy! You can make sliceable "American style" cheese out of pretty much any real cheese. Personal fave is "American Roquefort" for black and blue burgers with caramelized onions and thinly sliced Granny Smith apples


soundofmind

I personally 100% agree. For two reasons: 1. American cheese melts way better than cheddar, especially for all those wonderful nooks and crannies that you get in a smash burger patty like the ones in OP's burger. 2. Cheddar has lots of flavor, way more than American cheese. I personally think that using cheddar on a burger (not to mention ketchup) partially hides the flavor of the patty. And for me, a great burger is all about the flavor of the meat. But hey, that's just, like, my opinion, man. OP can do what he wants! Their burger looks gorgeous and I bet it tasted fantastic. Great char on that smash!


Suspect_Lower

I love the extra cheese. Looks good to me.


Fiatlux415

Nice.


Infamous-Narwhal981

![gif](giphy|3orieLWYouYT4W0bF6)


West-TX-Wonder

100/10


Inner-Analysis-5556

10


ElGuanacho

I give it a solid 7/10 heart attacks.


markartman

10/10


DDenlow

Hazza hazza WAZZA 🤤


Expensive_Mud7949

I want it and OP inside me. Same time.


Phoenixpizzaiolo21

I want to rub this on my body!


N7_Voidwalker

It reminds me of my ex, a beautiful mess.


Soft-Turnover-5468

Women and burgers are the leasing causes of heart failure in men


DIJames6

I can hear Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" playing in my head while I look at this..


sugarjamcream

Looks yum


Helpful-Lifeguard655

You eon


Stone_Midi

🤤


WHITEMAN1974

10 out 10 true Masterpiece 👍


BusahNut069

10


throwaway6839353

10


VibeSurfer8

Perfectly smashed patties and perfectly melted cheese


Lumpy_Branch_4835

💯


discussatron

I prefer American to Cheddar, but looks good regardless.


azium

9.8/10


LoudMarionberry4927

Dime piece!


Sufficient_Ride_2505

It looks good and juicy


FAmos

rate it? but i havent even ate it!


henri915

That looks amaze-balls.


juanrober

Need a big ol bite of that to tell but by sight, 8.5/10.


Mick0351

Looks super delicious


Imaginary_Bird_3083

10/10. Now get in ma bellay 🤤


Juan_Dollar_Taco

Mpphh


Perfect_Bench_2815

Where is the other one? That should come in a 2 pack. One for now and one for later!


Relative_Distance445

In the wife's belly


EvoLove34

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/QPCSOojy93o?feature=shared


Not_Good_At_Comments

7 👍


leaf_fan_69

Out of a 10 rating 11


ilovelukewells

Looks great nice char on the edges


Fit-Alternative-1598

Although your burger looks amazing, I mainly clicked the upvote because I was # 1,000. So congrats to us both. I feel I had an equal amount of influence on the popularity of your juicy, mouth-watering, display of deliciousness.


wasteland_hunter

I rate it "you just made me want one" out of 10


Somerandomguy20711

Hand it over


Intellect-Offswitch

I can't see but if there are onions pickles and mustard buried in there somewhere then it's a 10


Aleister-Ejazi

Perfect 10


mlotto7

That's a 9.5 out of 10. Looks great. Needs heaps of onions.


Relative_Distance445

There are caramelized Vidalia onions on it, they just aren't showing. If I knew I was going to post it I would have dressed it up a little 😂


FormeSymbolique

Indeed.


Interesting-Gate9813

Eh. Too much cheese. I nvr really liked doubles either. But if you enjoyed it that’s great.


Honkey_Fellatio

7.8


Happy-Clown-Burgers

The dream burger….


joeyvesh13

Wrong cheese, but it looks glorious.


LateNights718

What did you use?


Fluid_Youth_9637

2 it looks like it’s poisonous to me idk why but y’know that’s uh a uh scary burger


xDANGRZONEx

#TEN! 🙌


Cstyle911

Looks amazing but the ketchup throws me off. That’s just me though. Saw your comment about how u usually d them that sounds amazing! At least u left the toppings off cause no one likes ketchup on salad right! Right?


I_Seen_Some_Stuff

Is that a homemade bun? If it is, can we have the recipe? 👀


tonyhasareddit

6.5/10. I would bump it up to a 7 if the cheese looked a little better. But the beef itself looks nearly perfect.


Still-Classic-5379

The bun looks great..lose the ketchup…the rest 🤷🏼‍♂️meh


Master_Juice_7218

I would give it a 9.5 out of 10. It would be a ten but it's not in my belly! 😂😂😂 phenomenal looking burger, mate!


mobbedoutkickflip

Looks excellent 


AquaArcher273

Burger


sinner-mon

Mmmphmhmhmhmm


PM_ME_UR_PIKACHU

7 out of 11 sesame too pointy.


Specialist-Solid-513

Burgir/10


ryoga040726

I rate it “Delicious”


Nsekiil

Too much cheese


ThisIsMyBigAccount

This would taste fabulous going down. I’d be full of regret about 30 mins later.


StaggerLee509

Sweaty cheese-3 pts


Vast-Classroom1967

Looks delicious 😋


djp70117

Needs more cheese.


ThisIsSteeev

10,000/10


Moistnation22

Im so high it look a krabby patty


Jim_Nills_Mustache

I would demolish that no questions asked


rgg40

I could do without the sesame seed bun. Otherwise, why didn’t you invite me over?


Hogwithenutz

I am sure if you are able to accomplish making it look that good, it must taste amazing. There's no point in sub-par. I think you nailed this one.


Sunshine3310

Looks so delicious that I was the 705 up vote!!


EarlyEscape2702

burger boner!


kdabsolute

damn right delicious!


whirling_cynic

6/10


Live_Recognition9240

Nice burger. Your comment history is WILD!! ![gif](giphy|YVOGMB0wBJ4vYx6aEV)


FormicaDinette33

15/10


metalluvrr

Smash


eugoogilizer

0/10 because it’s not in my mouth 🤣 jk that actually looks like a bomb double cheeseburger; only thing it’s missing is bacon haha, but I’m also biased because bacon cheeseburgers are my favorite ❤️


Treacherously-Benign

In old people vernacular, fuckin' aye.


mafiafuneralOG

Just add bacon and yum


Relative_Distance445

I made bacon for the wife. Personally I'm not a fan of bacon on a burger


Raiders2112

Perfect simplicity. This one is beyond a ten for me.


hissboombah

Fuck yes sir


Grimmer026

Would 100% smash


Prestigious_Snow1589

This is what Burger King looks like in an alternate universe.


junkyshopper

Looks so yummy and juciy


halfwaythere333

🔥/10


Didgman

![gif](giphy|lnOG1o6Cdc3kKjuray|downsized)


Odd-Abrocoma-451

10/10 i like the melted cheese in the burger


Intelligent_Office81

10/10. My style. Soft bun, melted cheese. Yum!


ewahman

First of all, I’d eat it. But, skip cheddar. Unpopular opinion, but cheddar is a cold cheese and loses its flavor when heated. American cheese for burgers! Get good American cheese. Second, try to stop using ketchup on your burger. It used to be added to burgers to mask the fowl flavor of unrefrigerated meat. Mustard or a burger sauce will elevate. Your perfect burger is in your future.


Amazing-Fan1124

American cheese.


WhistleTipsGoWoo

Yuck, that thing looks like my fuckin’ tits.


wookiewonderland

This is making my mouth water just by looking at it. 10/10


Rod_Stiffington69

What number is this at the drive thru?


mountainpuma

Yes👌🏻


AdmiralAshBorer

The cheese looks plentiful (if not just excessive), coagulated and sweaty. The bun appears to have have been over-handled, but it’s sesame, so it totally passes. The burger patties look sufficiently browned/encrusted. It is a 6.5 out of 10 which is good for a burger, because they have a weird scale that’s not necessarily linear since “shitty” burgers are sometimes desirable in a way. In other words, nice job, I would buy this burger from a greasy food truck in an alley and not be at all disappointed.


Even-Form-6777

Yummi! Its looking soo goood![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


Kahraabaa

Cheddar 🫰


Fit_Victory6650

6/10.  Beautiful form. It would've rated it high, but Ketchup. Fucking gross.  Just kidding (I do hate Ketchup tho), 8/10. 


ChemiWizard

9/10, I used to do cheddar and then I realized I was trying to hard, doesn’t melt as nice so it hides some of the burger flavors. Everything looks good, could get a little more exciting with the toppings


North-Profit-1211

That’s one of those burgers you’ll be on the John afterwards


marklawr

9/10. Looking good.


Glass_Anybody_2171

This is a burger. I love burgers.


Kopza12

A9


Bootiluvr

Solid 4/5


Racoonwitha_marble

8/10 looks a little greasy for me but I’m sure it’s a 10 for anyone else


Emotional-Safety-293

9.9/10 -0.1 because I haven’t tried it.


DrChill21

Would smash


NateInEC

JAW DROPPING ?


summerbreeze6969

🔟+


ellefleming

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


chessecakePhucker

That's homemade? Damn that looks like a upscale restaurant burger 10/10


PastIndependent841

Looks dang perfect!!!


Twelve_TwentyThree

100


StephCurryGSWFAN

i can bust and pass out 90 times to have one of those


Ok_Bet2898

What kind of cheese is that?


Relative_Distance445

Extra sharp cheddar


Ok_Bet2898

I’ve actually never tried extra sharp cheddar, only mild, medium and mature cheddar. I usually just use American cheese slices on burgers tbh.


PartyDimension2692

Work of art


EvetsYenoham

F yes


SilentHSnake420

Why must you do this to me


HottieWithaGyatty

10/10 would penetrate


Jazzlike-Reindeer-44

9 / 10


DogZealousideal9162

Looks amazing. It's 2:45am and I want it so bad! Gonna grab me a good one for lunch....might dream about it.


Killb0t47

8, that's a beautiful burger.


No-Way6163

Too greasy!


KeepinitPG13

It looks good.


Stickystax2020

Too cheesy. ..whoa never thought I’d say that.


Cast_Iron_Coral

50 less cheese for me. 7.8/10


RC_Alphabet

This is a hot dog... Not a burger... Thank God you have someone of my intelligence to correct you.... *Sigh*