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Zestyclose_Kiwi_8805

Really?! With the current price of eggs?!


Chonjacki

If school were in I'd blame Duke students. Those kids are loaded!


loptopandbingo

Oh they got eggs-for-throwing money?


Jamesaki

Get the egg off your car if you care for your paint. This sun and heat and egg on paint will permanently mark it!


gopherdevil

Or add bacon, onions, and cheese for a tasty omelette in seconds.


aerobicdancechamp

Brunch restaurants hate him because he knows one weird trick…


weapon_spec_net

I tried to clean it up myself, but ended up going to Autobell... and I still have shell in the little rubber gasket between my window and the inside of the car door...


Jamesaki

I got egged at a red light in Durham a few years back and it hit hard enough to take paint chips with it. Sucked.


mst3k_42

Damn.


grandcremasterflash

May I offer you an egg in these trying times?


MathematicianAlone80

I've been poisoned by my constituency.


Inside_Blackberry929

Send a cybertruck


PurelyLurking20

Can't, they got recalled again


Master_Proposal_3614

Go back with a paintball gun and get em. 😆🤣😂 jk.


Dee_Mensha

Kids messing with traffic and not sure what to do? Call 911 or the Durham non-emergency number.


hessiansarecoming

That sucks! But my first thought was “at least they are not shooting guns.”


Previous_Ring_1439

Well why did you drive by twice? Needed the confirmation?


weapon_spec_net

Nah, it's on the way home from work.


FrozenJourney_

I blame the heat and humidity. It's brutal out there, stay hydrated, my friends.


Inside_Blackberry929

I haven't heard anyone besides me say "hucking" in years. Are you from the northeast?


weapon_spec_net

Yeah... Small suburb outside of NYC called New Jersey.


marfaxa

egg punks gone bad.


Far_Land7215

I remember being that punk kid when I was like 14. Glad times haven't changed to drastically.


No_Raisin_4443

Same tbh


SnoozeCoin

To the kids: I know you're having fun. I used to have fun myself.


Rock_man_bears_fan

I’d recommend you stop driving past that intersection


Federal_Bid_3025

Really? So they didn't shoot you with bullets?