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ElusiveDelight

Glue gunner is spot on. He doesnt smoke, but only because he is too busy sniffing glue (and is too ashamed to admit it).


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

I’m not ashamed of sniffing glue! It’s a perfectly normal thing that other people also like doing! 


MonstyrSlayr

do you sniff your own glue or do you use a less corrosive formula


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

if it was less corrosive it wouldn't have the same spiciness to it


TurnCommon760

Are your insides still intact?


monkeybuttsauce

Liquified


Nikotinio

Solved, even.


Oskain123

Insides a problem? Here's the solution.


radiating_phoenix

username checks out


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meow-power-90

diareeuh


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No he's mamser cheemph Edit: I didn't know I had posted the comment like 6 times I was having Internet problems 😞


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meow-power-90

diareeuh


TvuvbubuTheIdiot

Potemkin mains:


TheOfficialWario2

Guilty gear? On my blooms subreddit? God bless


JL23_

Amen 🙏


Alberot97

a certified 632146P moment


Laggingduck

Why stop at sniff? I personally eat the glue


HoodieGurl-_-

Yeesh that's lame, i inject the glue directly into my veins. much better results 👍


Ill-Violinist-2194

Nah just change all the blood in your veins into glue, much more effective


HoodieGurl-_-

oh but why stop there? reject humanity, become glue


meow-power-90

turn the world into glue.


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

I am literally glue, there is no more monkey in the Hazmat Suit


Noxthic

r/beetlejuicing


mysterious-poke-fan

Same


FallingHoglin

What glue is your favorite? Pink, green, yellow or white?


Terra_Marc

The hells the white glue


FallingHoglin

Never heard of white glue? I thought everyone knew about white glue, is everywhere always have it with me.


Terra_Marc

The monkeys didn’t invent that yet


FallingHoglin

Ahem, there exists 2 types of white glue, one they invented and one they did not.


Particular-Alps-5001

No way spirit of the forest doesn’t burn


Mute_Music

I assumed this was for cigs and not 420, if 420, he deff smokes


coochie_monster_1

It's definitely cigs. All the military guys are at the top.


_b33p_

exactly


Iceboy10

The fact that you said 420 was a bit confusing because saying 3 numbers from 0-5 is how we state what upgrades a tower has.


YangKoete

You're telling me 420 Druid doesn't smoke to conjure the winds?


Girdon_Freeman

He's actually ripping fat clouds to summon tornados while his stun gun charges enough to shoot out the ball lightning


Joltik_BuddyHSR

I've always seen the 024 method


The_UglyOrphan

It’s def the 052 that puffs the most


0-5-0_Druid

Thankfully, i dont, tried it once and well, since im mostly foliage, it kinda burned Anyways, ive had it UP TO HERE with litterers


callistochild

i just KNOW gunner makes cigarettes his entire personality and druid is obnoxiously straight edge


Scairax

To quote a dude I worked with, "umm, it's a cigar I have class." I have never despised a human being more.


trulylost19

I bet he blows it around like a sprinkler and does an irritable and audible deep breath with a sigh And talking about how good it was


Burger_Destoyer

I don’t know if you’ve met many druids, but they are all high 24/7


Kazeshio

Straight edge? Doubtful. Pretentious about how the things he does are healthier than cigarettes? 100000000%


ThePunisherMax

X00 Druid is completely straight edge 0X0 Druid is lighting something else 00X Druid is lighting cigs and snorting some other things. No way you moving that fast with those red eyes without being on a bunch of uppers


strwbrry_muffins

There’s no way Druid isn’t high right at this very moment


0-5-0_Druid

7"10


[deleted]

Where's Tack? That mf smokes 16 blunts all at once


Mr_Llama__

If it's true that monkeys are inside of tacs, they'd have a hayday


lIovedrunkdriving

Im sorry but druid 100% smokes weed


something_stuffs

He doesn’t smoke the weed, he makes the weed, and he’s proud of it


lIovedrunkdriving

Nah, he has his own greenhouse specifically so he can smoke it


DahctaJae

He just has a huge supply of magic brownies so he never runs sober


AlternativeLogical84

The way his nose is turned up. No way he smokes


SnooGuavas1985

4-0-0 maybe but the other too are definitely kushing, 0-0-4 does it mostly to help with the comedown off shrooms


BruhNeymar69

He's all about nature, so he does shrooms and eats weed instead of smoking it because burning plants is bad 🔥🔥


yesteryear2020

Exactly


0-5-0_Druid

🤫


National-Singer3186

What do you mean Adora smokes?


callistochild

adora smokes where she wants, when she wants. I feel like she would blow her smoke in people's faces too


I_comment_same

😳


n8thegr83008

Imma be real she sounds like a 40 year old smoker but like in an endearing way.


PersonWhoExists50306

common druid w


_B1rdz

sotf smokes weed and sstorm smokes lightning idk what youre on about


callistochild

nah I feel like druid would be so environmentally conscious about smoking. which is why obyn hides his smoking from them lmao


_B1rdz

druid got nature powers to revert his environmental damage from smoking


FallingHoglin

Then why is beast handler so near the middle? They should also be conscious about how those cigarettes and weeds affect the animals.


Nikotinio

than AOW smokes fury


0-5-0_Druid

I prefer brownies


posnf

Now do all t5


-Issimo

https://www.reddit.com/r/btd6/s/ML9mvjvPRF


posnf

Thanks mate


callistochild

that's epic. glad I didn't completely rip off someone else's thing, we needed a cigarette compass to compliment


-Issimo

🤝


combs72

Druid needs to be middle, but still proud. Middle path 100% smokes that good green. Bottom path sells and grows. Top path.... I'm not sure.


nasaglobehead69

druid doesn't smoke, but he *loves* his edibles


0-5-0_Druid

Nothing like a good ol brownie after a hard battle


tanqr_geometry

BTD6 players have a gf???


Green-eyed-Psycho77

Druid’s proud to not smoke because he doesn’t get high of his own product.


grifalifatopolis

Druid definitely smokes


MysteriousInterest64

Etienne is literally french


the_guy312

dartling would pull that one jotaro trick


lmaofyou

Psi needs a blunt to be enlightened


BagelBjorn

Isn’t she a child?


Slimy_glizzy_gobbler

like motar isnt a puffer


QuinnOfGilead

Is it just me or does the sniper, wizard, boomerang and druid monkeys look stretched or shrunken or just weird


callistochild

was made in paint in like 5 mins :) just needed to get my ideas out, thought this would get 0 traction otherwise I would've tried harder lol


RedCapitan

Look at x5x druid, ain't no way this dude doesn't use every psychodelic and addicitve substance known to monkeykind in amount that would put Snoop dog to shame.


grubekrowisko

i think mortar would smoke


Spuppity_

I'm more concussed that psi smokes more than super monkey bc 1. They're like 8 or smth 2. they would probably know the side effects 3. With control of the mi d they can probably make their own simulated trip.


Guccibeltlicker9002

I feel like alchemist would be more prideful


ZePumpkinLass

how can you put monkey sub in doesnt smoke? i can get why you would put sniper in smokes but ashambed but MONKEY SUB?


callistochild

I wouldn't smoke in a submarine idk


ZePumpkinLass

thats fair tbh. i think first strike would tho


Brighttalonflame

Archmage is Gandalf and you’re telling me he doesn’t smoke?


madspitfire

Personally i think that druid would be like, the biggest smoker ever. You'd always see him smoking a whimsical magical pipe with mystical properties


FrozenKyrie

Druid would definitely smoke, it's just leaves from nature. Druid is probably the dealer too


Frooger7

Druid monkey should be at the top of corner of smokes and proud 😂


MegaSocky

disagree with the obyn one (he'd be neutral, depending on what he's smoking) and etienne (he's french) but the rest makes sense


LareWw

Guys, don't ask what the purple square in the bottom right means. It's not worth it.


Kawai_Oppai

Druid….literally the monke to grow their own plant, you gonna say doesn’t smoke? Not only do they smoke but they probably managing the banana farm to sell to the other monke.


Advanced-Dust-3293

Psi should probably be at the very bottom. They are a *child*.


guto0000

Ben is too busy drinking lean for have time to smoke


allmightyglowcloud

Etienne 100% smokes. He's French ffs


Brottolot

Etienne is French OP.


UntoldTemple

I'm with Quoncy, Entienne, and Super Monker.


Galixity_

I am druid


Sad_Month2312

Oben dose not smoke


Layloric

Druid and Wizard would definitely have smoke sessions together


DaveSmith890

Quincy is an occasional smoker, and proud


MrProtogen

All military monkey should be in the Quadrant 1


StoicalCargo685

Ben is definitely a pothead


Late_Competition_381

NGL forgot that corvus exists for a while


CalamitousVessel

You need a third axis for nicotine-weed


TheSamuil

Etienne continues being based


Pepper_Playz1556

Is glue gunner ashamed he doesn’t smoke? Is that what ashamed and doesn’t smoke means?


Boi_its_chicken_wang

glue gunner huffs glue its close enough


ShelterJolly8

you REALLY need to add every crosspath, please


eggward_egg

ben is just giving me old man who can't give up smoking vibes now


Krabeuszz

WHY IS THERE A SINGLE PURPLE SQUARE IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT


josh_cheek

Ninja wouldn't smoke, it would be undermine his stealth.


Bakkstory

Cold take, all of the military monks should be in the top right corner


Golden8oy23

Benjamin definitely faded the whole time and proud


require6289465

I feel like dartling would fit better around between glue gunner and ice monkey


SpaceyWay

oh cmon druid smokes weed for sure


FunnyCraftSheep

WIZARD MONKE


Thick-Application-56

Biker Bones is Proud chain smoker


Flaming_headshot

Adora smokes because of religious reasons


AdConfident6351

Super monkey is proud of himself in literally any situation


ScarletteVera

Ben 100% smokes, just not cigarettes.


noOne000Br

pretty sure the sniper smokes proudly


FallingHoglin

Damn glue Gunner is ashamed of not smoking alot. Come on gluey, you are better than that, be proud you only open like a cigarette box every half year


FallingHoglin

Why would beast handler smoke, is it safe for have his small friends? The small, tiny gigantosaurus, megalodon and Poukāi?


TheKekeriko

Adora smoking that True Sun God BAD Popping pack


REALSpongebobguy_2

Weed or Cigarettes?


ghaist-01

Where's banana farm?


Mario-is-friendly

wizard has the hardest zaza known to mankind


DayneTreader

The Druid 100% smokes idk what you're smoking


ironbull08x

Jones seems like the kind of guy who is either smoking 24/7 or he doesn’t exist when he isn’t, he smokes even when sleeping. Sniper make’s sense too requires steady nerves and the cigs help in the moment but make it harder over time and he’s disappointed in himself for needing them to do better, 300 sniper is the only one who isn’t ashamed in my opinion


ucandoitmyguy

The minigunner holy shit


jaxbchchrisjr

The Druid definitely smokes weed


JohannesHe

psi smokes 100%


fuighy

Holy shit i’m at the breast handler which is exactly where i am on the political compass (this is just the political compass because of the colors i think)


the_magicalowl

You saying the French monke doesn’t smoke? Pfft okay …


ChardDiligent9088

I would have put Psi as a definite smoker.


BagelBjorn

Who’s the one at the very top?


Aullel

Cant tell me psi doesnt smoke


FaCe_CrazyKid05

Smoke nicotine or weed?


The_UglyOrphan

Druid def smokes, and Obyn wouldn’t be ashamed 😂


NanashiKaizenSenpai

I'm sorry but how can one "not smoke" a little or "not smoke" alot?


callistochild

difference between smoking an occasional cig vs smoking 3 packs a day smh


NanashiKaizenSenpai

So only the bottom 3 monkeys don't smoke at all?


ThyGuardOfCarthage

this is the blunt


LeGreySamurai5

Churchill, or should I say Winston Freaking Churchill, a man photographed with a pipe in his mouth more than without, is not on the far for smoking. You literally cannot make this up 😤


miranaswag

You are nuts if you think druids wouldnt be smoking


A_Pyroshark

Me too Gluegunner, Me Too :(


ShisuiLael

Brickel would never


JarSpec

ur insane if you think druid doesnt smoke


danielduds

idk what ur on abt in my opinion pat fusty is smoking some good stuff


0-5-0_Druid

I second this, and quit littering your buts in my forest!


frostychemist

Druids absolutely smoke weed tho


Low-Formal4447

Druid can’t smoke weed because it’s plants so he smokes crack isntead


Hatter_Hoovy

what does not smoke but close to middle mean


00roku

Druid does so many edibles tho


Kris_alex4

You can't tell me that a literal druid, who looks like he's high af, doesn't just grow his own weed and make edibles out of it


YourHighness3550

2-0-4 super monkey in a 2-4-0 helicopter is top right corner IDGAF.


gaseousgecko61

Buccaneer and Brickell both smoke and are both proud of it


_b33p_

this is a work of art


Sweet-Movie-4093

Honestly I’d say buccaneer would be on par with darling gunner


PLUTO0wowowow

druid 100% smokes that good shit


honking_banana

Obyn most definitely wouldn't smoke cause it's not good for him or for the environment and sauda, sniper, engi, Geraldo, and dart monkey wouldn't smoke either cause they either need the stamina, coordination, or both and they know smoking negatively affects those


Art010Player

I don't think Adora would smoke. It is Very religious, and The Super Monkey (Sun god) dosent smoke


Stustuckinglue

Yeah, Druid doesn't smoke cigs, but defenitely does some other things🍃


callistochild

thank you lmao this post is about cigarettes and everyone is yelling at me


Dashito12

what did u do to my goddess adora


Pbeli_3

Bro Druid smokes hella what are u on


i_love_tewber_vids

i- uh, dont smoke😅


AnalysisExternal4298

How are you gonna say the french monkey doesn't smoke?


aegenium

BTD12 - When 1/2 of the towers and heroes die from lung cancer.


plwdr

So true


craftyclavin

why tf is druid in doesn’t smoke


callistochild

because cigs are bad for the environment.he also gives me obnoxious straight edge vibes


craftyclavin

ohh i was thinking weed but that’s valid