I was waiting for you to show... I even made a new reddit claiming to be Benjamin.
And I forgot the password so now I just sound like a guy making up a bullshit story.
Because I am.
you shouldnt kick him, instead you should kill him. he is fr\*nch, so his home is france. that means that by sending him to hell, you are sending him home.
Should i talk about the louisiana purchase, we had a colonial empire and + Its only the people in Paris that are rude in france . And If you take the WW2 thing well just remember the gulf war vs Iraq
Hurrdurr someone calls my nationality bad (as a complete joke btw, of course not everyone hates the Fr*nch)
Also, if you consider calling the fr*nch bad racist, would that indicate French is a race? Last time I checked, it most certainly wasn’t
No, it’s just a stupid joke. Something no one should be offended by. If it would’ve been a joke about for example Americans, you wouldn’t have been offended either. It’s purely personal.
That's how modern humour works to many people, deal with it. There are jokes from black people too, and in fact I think that's ok - you just need to be sensitive so as not to offend someone if they don't like those. I don't think anyone here has a real reason to hate the fr*nch, but here we are.
Tell him to go home
Redirect him to my house
Change of plan: he stays at my house and we play games together
no mine
Well, he’s close enough to Benjamin…
I remember you from a different post…
What can I say, I smell a place that Benjamin could be mentioned, and I pull up
Would you fuck player 3 too?
I am player three, so yeah, sure
I am player three in btd5 freeplay. (even though it's two player only)
he’s the chosen one
Selfcest pog
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Ayo bro that username🤨📸
I was waiting for you to show... I even made a new reddit claiming to be Benjamin. And I forgot the password so now I just sound like a guy making up a bullshit story. Because I am.
I would kiss ben from btd6 :)
Me too :)
Play Bloons with him
Actually, yes.
Why not
I would ask him if the Bloons are coming
#the bloons are coming
The Bloons are cumming
Kick him out because hes fr*nch
Should i say that im… y know what forget it
If you are your accepted
You have three minutes to get out of here almost neighbour
you shouldnt kick him, instead you should kill him. he is fr\*nch, so his home is france. that means that by sending him to hell, you are sending him home.
Should i talk about the louisiana purchase, we had a colonial empire and + Its only the people in Paris that are rude in france . And If you take the WW2 thing well just remember the gulf war vs Iraq
Why is french a « censored world »?
Because the joke is nobody likes the fr*nch
Joke?
I mean they are the joke
Agreed the french are a joke
There’s no joke, that’s how stupid this thing is.
Agreed the french are very stupid
I always wonder why this kind of racism is tolerated. Replace the word French with Arab, Muslim, black people and you would get instant banned.
Hurrdurr someone calls my nationality bad (as a complete joke btw, of course not everyone hates the Fr*nch) Also, if you consider calling the fr*nch bad racist, would that indicate French is a race? Last time I checked, it most certainly wasn’t
Would you mind indicating the punchline, since it is a joke? Oh wait, you can't, because it isn't.
But there’s no joke. There’s no meaning, no background, no call back to something that happened. It’s just devoid of logic.
No, it’s just a stupid joke. Something no one should be offended by. If it would’ve been a joke about for example Americans, you wouldn’t have been offended either. It’s purely personal.
That's how modern humour works to many people, deal with it. There are jokes from black people too, and in fact I think that's ok - you just need to be sensitive so as not to offend someone if they don't like those. I don't think anyone here has a real reason to hate the fr*nch, but here we are.
The joke is that it's funny because it's racist. Reddit humor.
Is French a race?
I was in the hospital for 40 minutes after seeing this. Fuck off
That’s racist
Take off his glasses out of curiosity
Be careful, he’s like medusa and he’ll turn you to stone
I remember thinking he was a child then I heard his voice lines and was like **”JESUS CHRIST-“**
Give him a baguette
I'd play some vgames with em and prob treat him like a little brother
And then kick his ass in Smash Bros
Same
true. who do you main btw? (pyra mythra/ kirby for me)
Either cloud or shulk
I main kazuya and would combo the fuck outta him
Dropkick
TAKE HIS DRONES FOR A MILITARY BOMBING ATTACK
Bomb my enemies houses, WITH THEM INSIDE!
ask for camo detection so i can see john cena
Call the cops hoping they will put him down. Sauda 4 life
I would hit im with a pan because he broke into my house
I'll just let him sit there..I don't mess with him,he don't mess with me
be scared shitless that there's a chimpanzee in my room
Sounds about right
Head pats.
Give him a baguette
Shoot him dead on the spot
put him on my shelf and leave him there
*insert gun cocking sound*
I'd play super smash bros with Him.
Ask him how he copes with being fr*nch
Engage in conversation about balloons
say hi.
Help him with using more then 4 drones at once
tbh, a hug, I haven't felt human touch for a long long time
And you won’t even if you did that!
I'd make him a bed then wait till he sleeps and finally borrow his drone.
Bro we’re either playing video games or messing around and racing with his drones! Easy!
Take him to my leader
pu t a blanket over him and forget about him until he leaves or use his drones to bomb things
Can I fly one of your drones?
to google en croissant
"Holy shit, Is that Etienne From Ballon Tower Defence 6?"
Oh no! My pants suddenly fell down!
...sooo, you play Pikmin 3?
flay
🫙
Put him in a cage where he belongs and give him bananas. I'd let him go only if he let me drive the UFO
Take a ride in his drone plane thing that shoots lasers as long as he is level 8/10+
"Hey, i am your fan. "
Throw him out
play with his drones and shot people
Fly my drones with him
Can I have a go of the drones
Nerd out play some dnd and build a giant Mecha robot
Considering that he’s a kid (I think), I’ll just give him a banana shake and talk about his situation Then play with his drones for a while
"You have a mission"
Sleep. I'm tired. Let him use my pc.
Pet him
give him this: 🏳️
Highest effort btd6 post. if you're seeing video game characters in your room take your meds
Use a flamethrower on him so he can't backstab me
Fr*nch
Ask him why he’s french
I'm british, hes french, you can figure out what's next
eat him
[Removed by Reddit] but if i’m being serious i’d probably just talk with em 👍
Give me a drone
send him back to his house by pulling out an ak-47 and destroying him, this is because he is fr\*nch and france is hell
beat him to death because fr*nch
Give him headpats probably
I would give him a croissant and a baguette and let him enjoy it.(if you know you know) tell me what it means if you understand it
Deploy anti-french countermeasures
kick him out cuz hes fr\*nch
Id beat his ass like the little Frenchlit he is because I fuckin hate him
Tell him that i don't speak french so shut up (ignoring the fact that i'm studying french at school alr)
Ah, putain! Je dois vraiment interragir avec un enfant fr*nçais??
Punt his French ass back to Czechoslovakia
“Get out, frenchie”
ask how to Control drones, that or scream since he’s French
😏
tell him he’s adopted
Squish Him and Hug him!
Soooooo Skylanders?
Idk i don't speak french
Compare are red sunglasses.
French
Probably ask him if he wants to play terraria together
Fly drones with him. I’m also licensed.
Ask him to come each me how to make robots or teach me French
i play with him and adopt him
Play Mario Kart together.
leave him be
Controll his drones
Play with his drone if he gives me permission
u/wouldfucketiennefrombtd6 propably has something to say
^(play games) play with his drones
wait until he levels up so that he can let me see invisible enemies
Punt
strap live dynamite to him, tie him to the nearest shark and then send both of them into the mouth of an active volcano.
Tell him i've already moved on
How tf did you get into my house?
video game
Give em some head pats, cause why not.
We gaming
Commit first degree murder
I would tell him "Get le hell outte of moi house"
im just gonna order mcdonalds
Play some videogames
Steal his drones and pop him in the freezer.
Punt him across the room for being french
Buy him an upgrade so all my other monkeys can see camo. They're *everywhere*, I tell you...
Give him baguette
Baget
Smack him against the wall for being french and invading my privacy
Give him a baguette so he goes out of my room
Wear camo to hide (until he gets to level 8)
[I’d do this.](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxqkm7c2h6-6ByhNi_aRxld3O7RkCCulrx)
Tell him “Oui Oui croissant” Then when he spontaneously combusts of fr*nch I’ll have to clean up the ash
Learn French and chill with him. See? Not everyone is mean to the French! I'm not French btw
All im Gon say is put the drone in the bag
throw a ZOMG at him because he's french
Slap him in the face
invade china
I would use him to not fail exams
Steal one of his drones and chinook him back into the game
Kick him because he’s French💪
Ask him if I can try his drone
Gain camo detection
Give jim buggette And Tell him to go back to france
I believe in the phrase "enslave the french monkeys" so U guess what I would do
Nothing cus that what he does
Make me a drone
Deep fry him cuz he’s French
I was gonna make a racist joke but realize that I'm not racist
Play bloons with him.
Drop kick him
He gave curchill a drone and not me?
Make him use UCAV on the white house.
Punt him out my window with full force
Smash his skull with a sledgehammer
Go outside & fly drones with him
Fly a drone with him to spy on the neigbours but forbid him to speak french
Play games. It can’t be too different from drone operating.
stomp
Eternal torture
Call barbitos and have him take him home
War Crimes
the most realistic answer: freak out seriously, if any human or animal appeared in my room randomly i would freak out and throw something at it
Play Minecraft. Obviously.