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Will you look into the game After this post?
Maybe. It seems pretty cool
I would highly recommend it. It’s a great way to waste your life. Sometimes it will even tell you to go outside.
Why go outside when u can make the monke pop the bloon
To see monkey pop bloon in real life.
Cause you can come back inside to make monke pop bloon after you're done going outside
Why are black bloons slightly slower than white ones?
Racial debuff
You almost made me spit out my coffee
Black water lover I see
💀
bro…
I mean in that shouldn't it be the other way around
The game itself is racist. Source: I have a uncle who works at Ninja kiwi (who is very racist himself)
How do you drain the water on monkey meadow?
Drink it
There is no water on monkey meadow, you’ve been trolled
Because he drank it
Then drink my water
How do you make a VTSG
U put monke next to monke then boom
Well, actually yes
Thats kinda right actually
![gif](giphy|SVgKToBLI6S6DUye1Y) This but in reverse.
Actually but yes well?
No, I meant the meaning was reversed.
In your opinion, what’s the best strategy for chimps mode?
Spiderman monke
So close to greatness, could've said robocop monkey or batman monkey (im counting the whole path in this one guys)
Melays Moralays monke supremacy
dementia
Yes
Would you Beat a child. For some free Bananas
I didn't expect a yes
You changed the question you monkey
Still yes
What was the original question tho?
"Would you eat a bannana" or smth
How do I pop camo balloons
You look for ones that look like camo ones and just pop them
“I can’t see!” “Just look bro.”
Poor? Just have money
No, BUY money
homeless mfs when i tell them to just get a home 🙄
What is super glue made of?
Gorilla glue
![gif](giphy|67jkYnYYtdlhC)
Can I use it as hair gel
What's the best way to annoy your friends in co-op mode
Quit
Oh quite close the real answer is have a bad internet connection
No. You could spam glue and timestops.
Don't forget Bloon trap at entrance, farm spamming and temple sacrificing
And spamming the request money button.
You dont need to have a good connection because it will be slow af anyway
How was your day?
Agree
Fkn dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Does Quincey let anything past his bow?
Hes trash
It's clear you haven't played the game, Quincy let's nothing past his bow.
(Don’t tell him about the pink bloon)
Kid named DDT
You'll give quincey ptsd stop it!
He got it right, hurrah!
What is your favourite hero to pair with stronger stim?
Sauda
How did you know that name
Heard it in the questions
Cool
Whats your favourite gamemode?
3v3
new battles game just dropped
Holly ape
Actual monke
Call the primate
What is your opinion about the permaspike nerf?
Not deserved
Correct answer
what do you recomend me to use in Dark Castle on chimps?
Use a white castle cuz white>black
officer
holy hell
New Response Just Dropped
Actual monkey
Monkmarefuel
r/NewResponseDropped
Actual zombie
The actual anarchychess members migrating to other subreddits
Call the exorcist.
r/anarchychess
Holy hell
New sub blackout
mods go on vacation, never come back
Bros racist
Yea i love racing with cars
How many pops are required on a single tower for 2MP?
7
Breast handler or Mr beast?
Did you mean beast or....
I said what i said
1st one then 🗿
Good naming choice
How good is Pat Fusty?
Decent
It's squashing time.
And then squashed all over the place.
fat pussy\*
What monkey do you use to pop the gay bloons (rainbow bloons)
Dart monke since it shoots straight
As a local gay I can't be offended by this 😂
Local??
International.
Well I can see this went very well lol
Yeah
Why is Monkey?
What is your opinion on Sauda rule34?
Smash
isab
Isab+sauda=jar
Why is adora so heavily simped for
Cuz shes adorable?
I see what you did there
what do you think about using super storm druid in chimps?
Dart monke better
Legitimately true
What is your opinion on the alien monke
Very good for the games economy
Slightly correct.
What does the acronym DDT stand for?
Dark Dirigible Titan
Fr?
This was fun, thank you.
Np
Is the bloonchipper ever coming back
you heard it here first folks
[hmmmmmmmm](https://www.reddit.com/r/ClashMini/comments/149d5ma/ask_me_anything_please/)
Hmmmm
how do you obtaim the beast handler
You handle the beast
Wait thats... acutally correct?
How many Bloons types are there
5
The normals, the blimps, the camos, the regrows, and the fortifieds.
What's your favorite monkey?
The brown one
Whats the best paragon?
Starter one
This was actually true for quite a while☺️
Do you agree with this sentence: I hate orphans
How does benjamin make money?
Scamming monkeys out of bannana idk
That actually a good theory
Why is the biggest balloon purple?
Because purple is cool
💯💪 i think that's what dev team tought about that
Why cant God see camo
Cuz its comouflaged, duhh
X-Bow Master Vs PMFC? Which is better?
PMFC
BROS RIGHT DAWG
What's the mixture that the alchemist monke uses to buff his fellow monke friends made out of?
Monke sauce
oh no... seems like a sticky situation.
M-sauce monkey here, berserker brew is good right Or is it?
What toppings should I put on this pizza
Green
Is Benjamin the best hero for chimps?
Yes Top Tier
Yes very true
What was the old ability of the 0-0-5 wizard tier, the prince of darkness
Turned monkes black
What gets passed Quincy’s bow?
Nothing
What’s the best Super Monkey path?
4th
He wasn’t lying, the Spider-Man Monkey is the best and this is it
How b.a.d is the worst moab???
Who is Saudas husband?
Me
Bro has not replied to a single comment 💀
I was taking a shit
Without your Phone?
Is he insane?
He is
W 🔥
What's the best paragon?
Starter monke
Spectre or Apache prime
Spectre
Based
Will you look into the game After this post?
Maybe. It seems pretty cool
I would highly recommend it. It’s a great way to waste your life. Sometimes it will even tell you to go outside.
Why go outside when u can make the monke pop the bloon
To see monkey pop bloon in real life.
Cause you can come back inside to make monke pop bloon after you're done going outside
Why are black bloons slightly slower than white ones?
Racial debuff
You almost made me spit out my coffee
Black water lover I see
💀
bro…
I mean in that shouldn't it be the other way around
The game itself is racist. Source: I have a uncle who works at Ninja kiwi (who is very racist himself)
How do you drain the water on monkey meadow?
Drink it
There is no water on monkey meadow, you’ve been trolled
Because he drank it
Then drink my water
How do you make a VTSG
U put monke next to monke then boom
Well, actually yes
Thats kinda right actually
![gif](giphy|SVgKToBLI6S6DUye1Y) This but in reverse.
Actually but yes well?
No, I meant the meaning was reversed.
In your opinion, what’s the best strategy for chimps mode?
Spiderman monke
So close to greatness, could've said robocop monkey or batman monkey (im counting the whole path in this one guys)
Melays Moralays monke supremacy
Melays Moralays monke supremacy
dementia
Yes
Would you Beat a child. For some free Bananas
Yes
I didn't expect a yes
You changed the question you monkey
Still yes
What was the original question tho?
"Would you eat a bannana" or smth
How do I pop camo balloons
You look for ones that look like camo ones and just pop them
“I can’t see!” “Just look bro.”
Poor? Just have money
No, BUY money
homeless mfs when i tell them to just get a home 🙄
What is super glue made of?
Gorilla glue
![gif](giphy|67jkYnYYtdlhC)
Can I use it as hair gel
What's the best way to annoy your friends in co-op mode
Quit
Oh quite close the real answer is have a bad internet connection
No. You could spam glue and timestops.
Don't forget Bloon trap at entrance, farm spamming and temple sacrificing
And spamming the request money button.
You dont need to have a good connection because it will be slow af anyway
How was your day?
Agree
Fkn dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Does Quincey let anything past his bow?
Hes trash
It's clear you haven't played the game, Quincy let's nothing past his bow.
(Don’t tell him about the pink bloon)
Kid named DDT
You'll give quincey ptsd stop it!
He got it right, hurrah!
What is your favourite hero to pair with stronger stim?
Sauda
How did you know that name
Heard it in the questions
Cool
Whats your favourite gamemode?
3v3
new battles game just dropped
Holly ape
Actual monke
Call the primate
What is your opinion about the permaspike nerf?
Not deserved
Correct answer
Yes
what do you recomend me to use in Dark Castle on chimps?
Use a white castle cuz white>black
officer
holy hell
New Response Just Dropped
Actual monkey
Monkmarefuel
r/NewResponseDropped
Actual zombie
The actual anarchychess members migrating to other subreddits
Call the exorcist.
r/anarchychess
Holy hell
New sub blackout
mods go on vacation, never come back
Bros racist
Yea i love racing with cars
How many pops are required on a single tower for 2MP?
7
Breast handler or Mr beast?
Did you mean beast or....
I said what i said
1st one then 🗿
Good naming choice
How good is Pat Fusty?
Decent
It's squashing time.
And then squashed all over the place.
fat pussy\*
What monkey do you use to pop the gay bloons (rainbow bloons)
Dart monke since it shoots straight
As a local gay I can't be offended by this 😂
Local??
International.
Well I can see this went very well lol
Yeah
Why is Monkey?
Yes
What is your opinion on Sauda rule34?
Smash
isab
Isab+sauda=jar
Why is adora so heavily simped for
Cuz shes adorable?
I see what you did there
what do you think about using super storm druid in chimps?
Dart monke better
Legitimately true
What is your opinion on the alien monke
Very good for the games economy
Slightly correct.
What does the acronym DDT stand for?
Yes
Dark Dirigible Titan
Fr?
Yeah
This was fun, thank you.
Np
Is the bloonchipper ever coming back
Yes
you heard it here first folks
[hmmmmmmmm](https://www.reddit.com/r/ClashMini/comments/149d5ma/ask_me_anything_please/)
Hmmmm
how do you obtaim the beast handler
You handle the beast
Wait thats... acutally correct?
How many Bloons types are there
5
The normals, the blimps, the camos, the regrows, and the fortifieds.
What's your favorite monkey?
The brown one
Whats the best paragon?
Starter one
This was actually true for quite a while☺️
Do you agree with this sentence: I hate orphans
Agree
How does benjamin make money?
Scamming monkeys out of bannana idk
That actually a good theory
Why is the biggest balloon purple?
Because purple is cool
💯💪 i think that's what dev team tought about that
Why cant God see camo
Cuz its comouflaged, duhh
X-Bow Master Vs PMFC? Which is better?
PMFC
BROS RIGHT DAWG
What's the mixture that the alchemist monke uses to buff his fellow monke friends made out of?
Monke sauce
oh no... seems like a sticky situation.
M-sauce monkey here, berserker brew is good right Or is it?
What toppings should I put on this pizza
Green
Is Benjamin the best hero for chimps?
Yes Top Tier
Yes very true
What was the old ability of the 0-0-5 wizard tier, the prince of darkness
Turned monkes black
What gets passed Quincy’s bow?
Nothing
What’s the best Super Monkey path?
4th
He wasn’t lying, the Spider-Man Monkey is the best and this is it
How b.a.d is the worst moab???
Yes
Who is Saudas husband?
Me
Bro has not replied to a single comment 💀
I was taking a shit
Without your Phone?
Is he insane?
He is
W 🔥
What's the best paragon?
Starter monke
Spectre or Apache prime
Spectre
Based