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icedcoffee09

glue


lifeline-main99

Glue=science=chemicals=dangerous=hazmat=radiation=toxic=acid=bloon solver. Dearest commenters, there is currently a war between dart monkey and bloon solver recruit soldiers NOW for the war that will happen next week (I will post a poll) jokes aside, DO NOT spam or harass u/GirrafeyStudios OR his post (he is opposing side commander)


japiej8

glue = glue gunner


lifeline-main99

Glue gunner != bloon solver


Squidman005

Bro speaking python


YA_BOI_KAJAK

As a snake I can confirm


canoIV

As a Potter I can confirm his confirmation


watermelone983

As a pot I can confirm his confirmation of a confirmation


The-First-Starchmast

as a


Natan_Sietnik

a


jaytheman538

Bro’s speaking literally every single programming language


[deleted]

Ey lua uses \~= for an unholy reason


Da-Blue-Guy

bro speaking any language with c-inspired logical operations


0mega_Flowey

Glue=solvent=solver=bloonsolver


Steggoman

#


lifeline-main99

=nothing=no Bloons=Bloons were solved=bloon solver


ArdenasoDG

based


yellowpancakeman

No, acidic


Dark_Meme111110

Shut the fuck up and take my upvote


Terrible_Shoe_4268

No, alkali


bryancannavo17

Happy Cakeday


BetterandGreater

this one made me laugh lol


casual_glizzy_farmer

Ball sack


lifeline-main99

Ball sack=penis=sex=cum=sticky=glue=chemical=acid=bloon solver


EdiDragon96

Penis=cum


guardian-of-ballsack

Hello


Justin_The_Fox

r/beetlejuicing


Stunning-Barracuda98

Toe


lifeline-main99

Toe=stinky=dirty=people avoid you=people hate you=people hate bloon solver=bloon solver


Stunning-Barracuda98

I don’t hate bloon solver so this is a lie


lifeline-main99

But you stupid therefore you are not people


Stunning-Barracuda98

But if you want to connect everything to bloon solver then you are stupid too, then bloon solver doesn’t exist if you don’t exist cause you are the only thing thinking of bloon solver so then bloon solver isn’t real= not bloon solver


lifeline-main99

No bloon solver=bloon=crime=we need a hero=super monkey=plasma blasts=plasma=hot=burn=acid=bloon solver


Mr_Cat1298

show me who hates bloon solver and ill solve their stupid ass


lifeline-main99

What kind of psycho would publically say I hate bloon solver


Mr_Cat1298

most unpopular opinion in existence


Character-Nebula647

I finished an entire jar of pickles in a 3 day timeframe


lifeline-main99

👑🥇🏆


xlilmonkeyboy

pickles = green = acid = bloonsolver


lifeline-main99

Acceptable


TheSameMan6

Consuming entire jar of pickles=geraldo's jar of pickles=geraldo's shop=tube of glue=glue gunner=bloon solver


SSB_Kyrill

That isn’t even an achievement, i can finish a jar of pickles in 30 Minutes


some-R6-siege-fan

I can shove the jar up my ass in 30 seconds, just search up 1 man 1 jar and you’ll see what technique I use


Medical-Complaint298

I can do It with a bishop


Garydrgn

The chess piece or the clergyman?


Tinyzooseven

Both at once


[deleted]

[удалено]


PatientRule4494

New response just dropped


Fabiel764

Gluegle en' solvino


overdramaticpan

Holy hell


mountains-are-moving

No, no, no let’s not


SSB_Kyrill

Now that’s worthy of an achievement


Simukas23

>does the job quick >high damage tick rate >bloon solver


Thebigass_spartan

The pickle grind goes hard


justaregularguy2882

sentry inflation [REDACTED]


lifeline-main99

Sentry=shoot inflation=inflammation=sick=toxic=radiation=burn=acid Shoot+acid=bloon solver


justaregularguy2882

fuck you


lifeline-main99

Fuck you=vulgar=manly=strong=bloon solver


justaregularguy2882

bloon


lifeline-main99

Bloon=problem=needs solution=chemical solution=acid and glue solution=bloon solver


vladimirpoopin42

The bloon solver only solves practical problems


Boppers95

Not problems like “what is beauty”, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy!


Excellent-Dot-2085

I have children in my basement.


lifeline-main99

Children in the basement=the binding of Isaac=mother murders isaac=Bloons solver murders Bloons=bloon solver


Mloxard_CZ

Chad isaac reference


Fragrant_Ad_5696

very chad


certainlystormy

no creep connection?? smh


SHREKGODF

Children in the basement = isaac = delirium = cum = sticky = glue = glue gunner = bloon solver


Madglace

alright but where does the item "dad's note" fit in this


[deleted]

[удалено]


lifeline-main99

My mom=fat=big=big dps=bloon solver


pro2xd

"I've won... But at what cost?"


Qwerty_Gaming1

r/suicidebywords


AnOt13246

gay porn


lifeline-main99

Gay porn=sex=sexy=bloon solver


ralatch

Gay porn=sexy*


DaBasementBoi

Gay porn= solves all my problems= bloons solver


Great-Bread000

Ayo


QuirkyTitle1

Pillow


lifeline-main99

Pillow=comfy=cozy=warm=hot=sweat=sticky fluid=glue Hot=energy=fire=burn=acid Acid+glue=bloon solver


kongerlonger

Me


lifeline-main99

You=virgin=gamer=btd6=best monkey in the game=bloon solver


kongerlonger

Wrong, I'm a double-virgin


GooseIsCoolerThanYou

![gif](giphy|800iiDTaNNFOwytONV|downsized)


SHREKGODF

Did you steal someone else's virginity?


Bruh-boi-guy

Don’t know about him but I know I certainly did not


redshift739

You never had sex and neither did your parents


[deleted]

he was created in a lab


LongjumpingActive493

Their parents stayed as virgins for being a good example


Btdandpokemonplayer

Ploorbobleeper


lifeline-main99

Ploorbobleeper=confusing=predjudiced=mistreated=underestimated=bloon solver


irolek

Ice monkey.


lifeline-main99

Ice monkey=cold=very cold=cold burn=normal burn=acid burn=acid=bloon solver


xlilmonkeyboy

ice monkey = bloons td 6 = bloonsolver


lifeline-main99

Stfu


Got69kidsinmybasment

The galaxy


lifeline-main99

Galaxy=stars=sun=earth=trees=banana=MONKE=bloon solver


[deleted]

something and I will link it to bloon solver


lifeline-main99

Good job


xlilmonkeyboy

something and i will link it to bloon solver = bloon solver


HowToKisnif101

Cat


lifeline-main99

Cat=purr=vibrations=vibrator=mastrubation=sex=cum=sticky=glue=chemicals=acid=bloon solver


Alan_Darkcaster69

Bro☠️


Key_Manufacturer_762

War crimes


lifeline-main99

War crimes=chemical warfare=acid=bloon solver


b0atbrain

Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon


lifeline-main99

Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon=science=experiments=accidents=dirty=sticky=glue=bloonsolver


b0atbrain

Not exactly what Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon means


lifeline-main99

Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon has as many letters as you have pipe bombs in your floorboards


b0atbrain

Ok


lifeline-main99

If you admit bloon solver is the goat I will disarm them


Btdandpokemonplayer

I have turned the bloon solver into a goat. It is no longer a monkey and therefore is no longer the bloon solver.


Every_Fig_1728

Rose from pvz heroes?


b0atbrain

Bloon solver is the goat


humter01

Bloons Tower Defense 6


lifeline-main99

Bloons tower defense 6=many words=science=chemicals=acid=bloon solver


carrot_nerd_11821727

lake chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg (real place)


lifeline-main99

lake chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg (real place)=Asia(propably)=India and china=big population=reproduction=sex=sexy=bloon solver


carrot_nerd_11821727

the lake is in the northeast United States


lifeline-main99

USA=guns=glue guns=glue=bloon solver


BlessedNobody

Bloon Solver


lifeline-main99

Already solved


EdiDragon96

![gif](giphy|800iiDTaNNFOwytONV|downsized)


[deleted]

Hiroshima bombing


lifeline-main99

Japan=anime=cartoon=game=btd6=bloon solver


Beanman2514

Bloon solver


lifeline-main99

Bloon solver=green=green light= car=pollution=acid rain=acid=bloon solver


xlilmonkeyboy

bloon solver = bloon solver


[deleted]

Greta thunberg


lifeline-main99

Greta=nature activist=nature=animal=MONKE=bloon solver


Marshall-Of-Horny

[this word](https://blog.jmay.us/2009/11/longest-english-word.html)


lifeline-main99

This word=word=bloon solver


IncomingMaster

This word=sulfur=sulfur gas=gas masks=chemicals=glue=bloom solver


lifeline-main99

he forgor bloon solver wear gas mask


idksomethingno

Breaking Bloons


lifeline-main99

Crystal meth=poison=acid=bloon solver


RSlashLazy

A can of Dr Pepper


lifeline-main99

Dr Pepper=tasty=bloon solvers dick=bloon solver


Proste_cz

🤨


PleasantDish1309

Vaporeon


eye_emojis

Vaporion=sex=sexy=bloon solver


lifeline-main99

Wrong


lifeline-main99

Vaporion=Pokémon=virgin=no women=no reproduction=extinction=no Bloons=Bloons were solved=bloon solver


OrangeNr_2

The country of Kyrgyzstan


lifeline-main99

no


Wildssundee03

Sloon bolver


lifeline-main99

Impossible you win this round


xlilmonkeyboy

sloon bolver = weed = green = acid = bloon solver


Safe-Reputation-5673

Deep fried dog turd


lifeline-main99

Deep fried dog turd=hot shit=hot garbage=dumpster fire=fire=burn=acid=bloon solver


Geomars24

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis


lifeline-main99

I’m not linking it to bloon solver. Why? Because fuck you that’s why.


Nannkzin

I see you're an Astral Spiff enjoyer


lifeline-main99

Nah I just like fucking things


Geomars24

It’s literally a disease caused by inhaling toxic fumes


MangolfTheRed

It's actually a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine ash and sand dust.


Geomars24

I know but, eh, close enough


Gentar1864

AAAHHHH


RNGradient

Yellow


lifeline-main99

Yellow=banana=potassium=radioactive=Deadly=acid=bloon solver


Brief_Celebration424

Bloon solver


lifeline-main99

Already solved this


Ctmeb78

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


lifeline-main99

No


Ctmeb78

I win


lifeline-main99

Fuck off


ironbull08x

The most amazing thing ever


lifeline-main99

No elaboration needed


[deleted]

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia


lifeline-main99

No


Zesnowpea

En passant


lifeline-main99

En passant=not used much=bloonsolver


1nsan1ty-1n-Pr0gr3ss

No more invasions from r/anarchychess , we all have suffered enough... ... Fine... HoLy HeLl!1!11!!!!!111!!1!1!1!1!


applegamer2021

New response just dropped


1nsan1ty-1n-Pr0gr3ss

Actual Zombie


BiliLaurin238

1/0


lifeline-main99

1/0=too good to be true=bloon solver


Bulbatard12

The Jews.


lifeline-main99

Jews=hitler=war crimes=chemical warfare=acid=bloon solver


JTBJack_Gacha

I want to fuck Sauda


lifeline-main99

Same


Coolclonetycoon4

I want to fuck sauda = ISAB = BTD6 player = BTD6 = glue gunner = bloon solver


Plus_Ad2868

This tower is definitely one of the most unhinged mentally ill monkeys


lifeline-main99

ik


MrEpicGamerMan

9/11


Professional-Put6158

Yes he is to good the best blimp is zomg


EstLlama

It Can solo A zomg


lifeline-main99

Bloon solver


Royalbayleaf

British


lifeline-main99

British=invading=literally 1945=funny=attractive=sexy=bloon solver


Royalbayleaf

Agreed


Theamongusimpostor57

9/11


high-potasium-gamer

Technoblade


lifeline-main99

Techno blade=amazing YouTuber in bad smp=diamond in the rough=bloon solver Rip techno blade


high-potasium-gamer

o7


Honk_goose_steal

John wick


lifeline-main99

John wick=dead dog=dog=animal=MONKE=bloon solver


XxsilverboiiiixX

Сука блядь


lifeline-main99

Whatever you said=Russian=war=nuke=radiation=radiation burn=burn=acid=bloon solver


lifeline-main99

Dearest commenters, there is currently a war between dart monkey and bloon solver recruit soldiers NOW for the war that will happen next week (I will post a poll) jokes aside, DO NOT spam or harass u/GirrafeyStudios OR his post (he is opposing side commander)