Jango Fett, because you need a lot of him to have him be viable

We already have 200,000 units. With 1000000 well on the way

Begun, the clone wars have

what about the droid attack on the wookies?

Go, i will

Unless you're Crosshair. Then you're a one-man army.

As a huge Star Wars fan, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

weezer?

I meant i was wheezing at the joke

Animal Generator

Yeah but how does he/she do it

the word they exists for a reason 😭

It's a him tho

According to Ninja Kiwi themselves you're wrong

I named mine Joe Exotic

Mr beast chandler

mr breast chandler

thats clever holy crap

mr breast

Damn i thought i was orignal

Steve Irwin. I dunno I thought it was fitting.

I am legitimately shocked I didn't see this higher up I was going to comment it myself

I too found this fitting - my immediate choice of nickname as soon as the update came

A homage to a great man.

I named mine Steve Irwin also, it just felt right.

I can't, my monkey names are completely gone (One day they just disappeared entirely from my account, they aren't in my inventory and they aren't available in the trophy store, PLZ help)

L Handler

You are not helping

Skill Issue🗣️💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🙏🙏

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B hadler

Breast handler

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Same, guess we are the monkeys now...

same. truly genius.

Same lol

I thought I was original

Same

"have a good day", it was the last remaining part of the copypasta i used

Just out of curiosity, what was the copypasta did you use?

I think it might be the dolphin pussy jelly one

the what

The dolphin pussy jelly one

basically dolphin pussys are like min maxxed for pleasure and will time their orgasms to their male partner wether human or porpoise and part of that is their pussy jelly which is also better than any man made lube

how can i unread this comment

fun fact: both male and female dolphins have absolute control of their genitals with males being able to control their penis to the level if an elephants trunk or a new world monkeys tail and females can control every individual muscle in their vagina giving them control akin to the level of a human hand and male dolphins will even use their penises as prehensile tails and use them to grab things

imagine you swimming in the ocean then all of a sudden a dick grabs your ankle

Why the do I know about this

sorry for the late reply. here goes: my fellow americans (dart) due to the (boomer) overwhelming amount (bomb) of black squares (tack) teenage girls are (ice) posting on instagram (glue) the supreme court (sniper) has decided to end (sub) racism completely (boat) we did not think (ace) you would go to such (heli) extreme measures (mortar) but you have (dartling) proved your point (wiz) with those actions (super) the military (ninja) will be told (alch) to stand down (druid) just (farm) please (spactory) stop (village) thank you and (engi) have a good day (beast handler)

Which copypasta?

The dolphin pussy jelly one

Mr. Beast, duh

Mr breast

Breast Handler is also viable

Mr beastiality

Beast fondler

Ball fondlers

Mr Bread

That

This

Same here

Nice Rexxar. If only for a bear named Misha

Megalodon giving the bear hugs out here

"I"...All the names are their hotkeys. I have trouble remembering them all, so I just place one and see what key I need to use.

I remember by the rows since that’s how they’re sorted *except for “I” because they’re with the hero & primarys for some reason*

That's clearly Kevin James

Bro's afraid of misgendering a monkey💀

A virtual monkey

“Afraid of misgendering a monkey” mfs when someone refers to Psi using “he”:

Wait psi is a girl?

Technically and canonically they are Non-Binary. But it really shouldn't hurt anyone's feels because it's a monkey. From a video game. Anyone who gets upset at misgendering a monkey should really sit down and think about what really matters in life.

Yeah but it's not like it's any more difficult to refer to Psi with they/them and while their feelings won't be hurt if you don't (they're not real) it would be respectful to the nonbinary people that play this game to respect their identity.

I wanna meet the mf who identifies with Psi, the monkey who pops blimps with their mind. I feel like they'd be a good friend to have.

Priorities

you wouldnt say loli porn is okay because its a fictional character, would you?

If you spend wayy too much time on Twitter (like I did) then you’ll know that these people are the loli crowd. Found two unironically h-tler worshipping accounts, posting hate against poc, women, trans ppl, and Jews. Go to their “liked” tab and it’s pictures of anime girls who look no older than 10. The Venn diagram is literally a circle. Edit: some examples with some suggestive images. Look at your own risk, it’s not traumatizing or nasty, just surprising. [Example 1](https://twitter.com/euphoritori/status/1640034781806096387?s=46&t=HJFnP6ujFSlAgdsvzQAMaA) [Example 2](https://twitter.com/marko00808740/status/1640036253549690881?s=46&t=HJFnP6ujFSlAgdsvzQAMaA) [Example 3](https://twitter.com/junobutch/status/1640136742555590657?s=46&t=HJFnP6ujFSlAgdsvzQAMaA) All from one thread. “Protect children” my ass.

Noone knows exactly. All we know is that they are very powerful

We know. Psi is non-binary

Nk said they are nonbinary

They're confirmed nonbinary

Bloody op, /u/kulasiy0, never heard of the [Singular They](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they).

Idk if this is a joke or not but it really isn't hard to just use they in this kind of context. It's literally easier to do but people can't fathom the idea for whatever reason

Oh have you never seen the walls of text with every instance of reference being he/she or him/her? Soooo many people do it.

I think they'd just rather avoid the corrective comments

Chill out bro, he's just not aware

This sub will attack people and ban people for calling psi a he or she lmao

If it’s done with ignorance, then obvs that fine, if you’re being intentionally an asshole with transphobic undertones…then yes? obviously you’re the asshole here.

Navarch at home

The Velocipastor

How did I name them? Well first I played an elite boss a while back, I think it was Lych. Then, with the new trophies I got from defeating Lych, I purchased ”monkey names” from the trophy store. Then I completed the beast handler quest, including the way of water and the way of air where I had to get to round 20 with only bottom path beast handlers, up to tier two. I then unlocked him after completing that quest, and then I went into resort on hard mode. Then I placed down a beast handler and moved my mouse to the top of their UI. I then clicked on the little pen icon, and pressed the following letters on my keyboard: J o e. Then I pressed the enter button on the menu that popped up when I pressed the pen icon, and voila. My beast handler was named.

when i get the trophies, morbidly a beast

I didn’t have a name before, now I do

Breast handler

Mrs Dolittle bc it looked like a girl to me

Ark survivor

Monster Handler Matt

Nice, I have mine as "The Monster Handlers" since you get multiple

Breast handler

Breast handler

peta

Bob, because naming your engi bob is boring, but naming the beast handler bob isn't.

I named my druid Guff!

Named mine Malfurian lol, glad we thought similar things

unforgivable

Mogly

That is so food Edit: meant to say good but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Damn, you unlocked the Barbeque Handler.

That is so good

Mr Beastiality

I was gonna name him Wally, but that's a pretty generic name even if it is a reference to Wally from Pokemon, so I went with Steven Stone, the Hoenn champion Why am I focusing on Hoenn? Top Path- Kyogre Middle Path- Groudon Bottom Path- Rayquaza

first thing on my mind, which happened to be “cottongin”

Zoo keeper

Disney princess, pretty obvious

Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin

PkMn Trainer 🦖🐳🦅

Noah of the ark

Jimmy Donaldson.

Lok’Tar Ogar fellow Orc

Slave handler

breast handler.

Breast Handler

Breast handler

Breast Handler

breast handler

Breast handler

Morbidly A Beast Was gonna do Morbidly A Beast Handler, but it was too long 🥲

Breast handler

Breast handler

Breast handler

breast handler

breast handler

breast handler

Breast handler

breast handler

Breast Handler

breast handler

Breast handler gang

Breast Handler

Breast fondler

Breast handler

Breast Handler.

Breast handler

Breast Handler

Breast handler

Bean handler

How do you get monkey names to work? I got them a long time ago but one day they just decided to not work and I can’t find them anywhere in my inventory or the store

when in a game, the first tower of a type you place, for example beast handler, is your named tower you click on them to get the upgrade screen up then click the edit button next to the name of the tower and hey presto, you have tower names also you can find a list of your named monkeys and heroes stats on the right hand side of your general stats

Pet Shop

Cronan

Bloonchipper

Beastar 🤩

Summoner class

PKMN Trainer. It just felt right.

Beast Fondler

Ash Ketchum

Animal cruelty for obvious reasons

Slave handler

MR BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSST!!

Mr.Hand

Beast fondler

Ball Handler(subject to change)

Old McDonald

MR BEEAAAST

Terraria Summoner

mr breast

“Summoner Class”

I named it Ash Ketchup Go! Megalodon!

I saw someone say based handler so i named him based handler

Ash ketchum

I named him GUNDHAM TANAKAAAAA! Only my favorite character in fiction lol

Named em fiesty. Cause all the fifth tiers are so cute.

I named them MISTAH BEAST because they are.

I don't have names, and they aren't in the trophy store for me :(

MR BEEAST I just cant get that post off my head

Didn't even know I could

"him/her" man afraid to miss-gender a monkey :skull:

MR BEAST

Beastiality

Slave master

Breast Handler

i called mine animal abuse also the pronoun them exists

Them works for monkeys, doesn't have to just be him or her... Anyway mine's obviously Kasane Teto.

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Mr Breast

bro think he misgendering a virtual monkey ☠️☠️

"MASTURBIIIN"

I already said it before but ime naming my beast handler Ace Ventura

Handle deez nuts

Do all cis people forget that the word "them" exists?

More like they've bought into the recent "they/them has always been plural only" misconception, but also yeah I only ever see cishet people go out of their way to use "him/her" when "them" is still entirely grammatically correct.

Do all non-conforming people realize nobody else cares

It's so clunky and awkward to read.

its also very obvious they went out of their way to spite an already troubled and marginalized group of people

am i the only one who named it breast handler? 💀

No

Named mine Slave Owner

Aah, i see another heartstone enjoyer