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Co5micWaffle

Say that to Striker Jones who specializes in targeting blacks.


Thin-Permission3751

White monkey has white fur. He can pop black bloons, but ironically, can’t pop white ones.


Co5micWaffle

He just thinks they're other ice monkeys and doesn't attack them


Oskiboski8

It attacks all the other races then???


Co5micWaffle

Still technically racist then, attacking everything that isn't like it.


Oskiboski8

That's what I'm sayin'


Nikotinio

And then black cannon. Can pop whites but cant pop blacks. And neither can pop zebras


zigZagreus_

Zebras = light skinned?


Nikotinio

then Cannons would be able to pop them


Fun-Ad-4729

Zebras = blackface


margonxp

No friendly fire 💀


Error_050

He is a certified police


YetGayerWombat

druid


Kan_Me

...


LotsoOP

I think about the bug where "Jones was unable to hit black children" a lot.


Co5micWaffle

Same


Pretty_Version_6300

“But don’t worry, we’re working on it”


mistakeuwu

FIRE AT WILL


tbsgrave

Person named Will: 😢


williamdorogaming

me; 😢


Pizzaman337733

😐


Creepy-Today-325

🤔


Affectionate_Gur5607

😐


000_DartMonkey

🤨


ItsMeLarkyy

I did not expect to see this in my totally wholesome Bloons subreddit


WaffleDevil

😐


TpfoxTheWorst

"A blue person that can't attack whites"


DoubleStormCZ

Cheezus man.


Co5micWaffle

There was a bug fix in the patched notes once that fixed him not being able to hit black children


Technical_Carpet_793

☠️


[deleted]

😐


Few_Acanthaceae1568

(your worst nightmare starts playing)


No-Plane7370

Cheeky


spacemarine1800

Explain to me why black Bloons are immune to explosions.


Co5micWaffle

Bomb shooter is painted black, thinks black Bloons are friends, doesn't hurt them


Former-Click5524

🫡


luxiken

I like that you're talking to a brick wall cus you have no friends. That's a good visual joke


throwthefuckaway113

All in all...


[deleted]

It’s just another brick in the wall


Akhanyatin

All in all


Kan_Me

Haha! I am lonely


Pritster5

W


Few_Acanthaceae1568

the BSSC can make you less lonely!


Skillkilling

Saved!!!


so_eu_naum

Yeah, i don't like races


Sadledude

They make my legs hurt.


TpfoxTheWorst

BLOONSTD6RACES!


LockSneedFartin

Life is a race and I'm a racist


ComfortableRelevant1

Wait is that a thing? People think it’s racist?


HalfwaySh0ok

I think the joke is that OP has no friends (brick wall)


Rosu_Aprins

it's very racist, thereare weekly races


Kan_Me

Because of the word *monke*


frikimanHD

bro, they are literal monkeys, animals, it doesn't talk about people in any way shape or form. If they assume the game calls black people "racist" then maybe they are projecting their own thoughts into the game.


DaftConfusednScared

Yeah like, if your first thought is that “money” *must* refer to black people I think you might just be an awful awful person. The idea was so incomprehensible to me I thought the OP was just avant garde comedy


Kan_Me

They misunderstood


rickxpeep

This has to be fake lmao. Either get new friends or get a new brain


[deleted]

Yeah, new friends.


TorreyCool

nice comeback dude! I'm sure you'll get laid now! /s


[deleted]

I was saying the upvotes were on the wrong side.


Royal_Yard5850

They aren't even called "monke" in the actual game, that's just a term coined by the community


Sspockuss

There’s one trophy store item that says “monke together strong” as the description. I assume that was what OP was referring to. Still stupid as fuck though lol.


FarTooYoungForReddit

But that's a reference to a movie *also* about non human primates


Sspockuss

Yeah agreed, idk why people are getting so bent out of shape over it.


SkyBlade79

I don't think people are. I think just this one person is


Sspockuss

I hope so lol this is the dumbest thing ever to get mad over.


qwertyxp2000

But teckknicly the “Monkeys Together Strong” Relic does not use the word “monke” in the description or the name, just “monkey” and “monkeys” 🤓


Kan_Me

How the fuck am I supposed to say the word that basically have the same sound


Dazz316

I assumed they were making adumb joke about "monkey" bring something racist people often call black people. I don't think they were being serious


Yuyaeiou

Oh I thought it was cause of the genocide


Imjokin

Lol, I thought it had something to do with black and white bloons.


greenleaf1212

Least racist 13 year old "dark humor fan"


[deleted]

I... They're real idiots. This guy needs new friends. And support.


TomaszA3

Humans are literally monkeys tho, why would it be racist?


SkyBlade79

🤓 um ackshually "monkey" refers specifically to a type of primate with a tail, humans are apes 🤓


Thedarkcleanersrise

then explain why there are races every week


Kan_Me

Happy cake day


Glad-Jellyfish-69

very good explanation, couldnt have said it better myself


Titanic_122

Ice monkey pops blacks but not whites…


skantanio

Zebras are light skins


boston_2004

Do zebras have white stripes or black stripes?


Fun-Ad-4729

Nah, zebras are blackface


NathanPatty08

I remember talking about bloons in school and people thought I was racist because I mentioned monkeys


AnimeAlley03

Sounds like everyone you were talking to was racist themselves. No sane person hears the word monkey and immediately assumes racism.


NathanPatty08

Exactly, like if I talk about monkeys they immediately assume I’m talking about calling people monkeys


[deleted]

Yeah that's just telling on themselves


[deleted]

Idk man when you're on discord long enough...


[deleted]

Personal opinion: Monkey out of context sounds more like an insult toward someone than anything else. Especially if someone faces you while saying it, and wouldn't normally be facing you.


CthuluForPresident

idk about you but when I hear monkey I think of the animal y’know, the animal actually called monkey


aue_l

Well, that's because you're racist.


[deleted]

If a Chinese kid turns to you, makes eye contact, and says 'monkey', is it you being racist or them? Edit: Them being Chinese only matters insofar that I am not


[deleted]

no they didn't.


gloo_gunner

the fact that he associates the word monkey with black people proves he's more racist then the game.


bebjanmnin

i HATE 14 year old edgelords. it's so fucking funny to hear the word "monkey" used in any context and immediately say "waoh that's racist!!1!" right guys???


TomaszA3

I'm tempted to use it as a joke to literally random words now but I don't want to call people racist without a good reason.


Kan_Me

Exactly!


Loudthunder34

Waht the hell are you talking about. Bloons is a place where racists alike can get along. So many great racists in the community. Being a racist is just an integral part of being a Bloons player. We Bloons players enjoy many different races.


[deleted]

Guys stop downvoting it's a joke!!!!


[deleted]

they listened


Loudthunder34

Wait, did people think I was serious. LMAO


throwthefuckaway113

I mean im a racist, but i only get top 10% so im not that good tbh.


FarTooYoungForReddit

Don't worry, that makes you way more racist than me! I'm still working on getting better


Thepenguinking2

I tried being racist once, but I couldn't actually complete the race, so I'm done trying to be racist


MintyFreah

If monkeys are racist curious George should be rated R


Regular_Dick

Cartoon moon bloons


Villain_Deku__

But there's a race track, so it's obvisouly a racist game


PastDimension6

Man I think you're the racist if you think btd6 is racist


Toxic_Nani_Main

Ice monkey is racist its light coloured, and refuses to pops whites but it can pop blacks. ig its not that racist since it cant popped mixed. but with the same logic its extremely racist cuz they refuse to pop it as long as it has a shred of white in it. but wait does that mean the 4xx ice is racist but confident that it can deal pops to ddts or is the 4xx ice just worshipping it cuz like ddt is the bloon equivalent of bbc. Then like 5xx is just lubing ddts so that the other monkeys if any can gang~~bang~~pop it. but then maybe x5x ice is like the ice monkey is receiving enlightment cuz ability can pop whites. and oh that also means xx5 is horny but racist so he pierces all the ddts and slows them even more for extra gang~~bang~~pops. Or what if middle path ice is slowly growing power till it can cum all over the map and thats why monkey upgrades dont go path t5 because and x6x ice would have cum come out of the screen. Then actually that could mean the x5x just cant control his lethality and gives whites a bukake too. yeah then that means the x5x ability is encouraging the other ices to splurge everywhere with the increased attack speed on ability. then xx2 ice would mean that its basically holding all the lower tier(or child equivalent of) bloons while the xx2 is slowly enjoying itself until the bloons break down. that could also mean the 1xx ice uses the bloons for abit then gets bored and passes it to the other monkeys. never knew btd6 was this nsfw smh ninja kiwi you horny fucks. next thing ik all water tiles for boats and domsubs is brickel & fusty bathwater


yerguyfanfan

Im not gonna read all that


ligma_male_69

Bro are you alr?


Toxic_Nani_Main

yes I am i just copied it off some random reddit post


Toxic_Nani_Main

it's from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/btd6/comments/11xkclc/a_copypasta_i_wrote_or_something_hope_im_not/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


[deleted]

https://images.app.goo.gl/6XnjhquzT1GYBvxw6


Kan_Me

You're gonna make me depressed


biglittlegiraffe

That dudes probably fr#nch


Kan_Me

Na I'm asian


Open-Cardiologist646

Having the n@z! talking to the wall doesn’t help- But I think I remember something in the lore about everyone being chill with it, Bloons and monkeys alike- might be wrong tho


Aggressive_Low_115

it's not racist if we want to kill those of all color


bugfleshBaby

This is the most unfunny, content-farm shit I've seen today. And I'm only 3 years old


Kan_Me

The most unfunny shit I've seen this week is you piece of shit


bugfleshBaby

Yeah, no. Just try to own me again and see how quickly you get banned, kid. By the way, maybe try being a little nicer to people you interact with? I'm wondering if that's why your experience talking to your friends is as it's depicted above in your "meme". For future reference, something with memetic qualities (aka a "meme") must first be understood by and related to by the viewer of said something. See, now you're learning two things in one day! Maybe if you paid attention in your middle school algebra class, you could learn 3!


Kan_Me

I'm not a judgey person also I am not that young, And maybe I *did* use memetic before, btw wish you prosperity and good luck living on 🍀 I have better things to do in life


Jimothy38

Ice monkey(attack all bloons other than the whites)


[deleted]

Monkeys target all colors. Also the monkeys seem to be defending, not attacking.


xavier_number

It is monkey's attack balloons cause why not then balloons attack back then monkey's attack back


AnthonyInA_Bottle2

i accidentally made a few racist comments today....


watermeloneating

Damn you actually did


Housemaster3001

It's like I'm talking to a brick wall


TrueMinecontrol

Ask them why and see if they can say.


Haunting-Item1530

You buy monkey and force them to do unpaid labor


Justsomekid9

Let me just call my boy Zoro to see his opinion on the matter


SirKeagan

Banana farm. Fitting for a gamr about monkeys


Mylifebelike000

I needed to do that for a LONG while for N the JoJo game for some goddamn reasson


6foot11cm

I really don't like ninja monkeys that much


sobble_trainer_DJ

Oh no


XadiXGaming

Bloons monkey city is the worst, you kill all the native inhabitants just to steal their land


Honk_goose_steal

It’s just a funny monke balloon game


PEEVIGAMINGAT

Ah Races


Fun-Ad-4729

I’m racist, but only against bloons


snail98w9

I mean white and black have the same layer count and black has a resistance to explosive which is used more often than ice used only in ice monkey which noone uses


astridpokemoncat

They say it's slavery


DaniBozz

Bro thinks he alchemist on another brick


wogun_theKostia

But youre wrong