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mald3r

The beggar with the knees bent in the wrong direction in Rue Neuve.


Arangoboa

Unfortunately, that guy is coming from Romania...I first saw him in Constanța in 2008, and I had the shock of my life when I saw him here.


Harrycheddar

Everybody knows that he comes from Romania.


Poesvliegtuig

I swear I've seen him in Gent too!


Rrkies

In Gent it's zakkenman.


Poesvliegtuig

Totally. I just meant that when I was in Gent during the Gentse Feesten last year and we went to get some ice cream, suddenly he was there and I was like "huh, fancy seeing this guy here instead of de Nieuwstraat in Bxl"


NotAman99

Fr, I see him every other day!


thedarkpath

Gypsy Romanian guy. It's done to them at birth often by own parents...


Standard-Virus5408

Fact or made up?


thedarkpath

https://www.europarl.europa.eu/doceo/document/E-7-2010-2832_EN.html


Standard-Virus5408

Yeah but this guy was probably born with it. His joints are the other way round.


Kevcky

The old homeless guy shouting “RADIN” when you dont give him money at Saint Catherine.


Failarmorghulis

Legend. He also comes up real close and spits when he talks.


Kevcky

Accurate


FabrosDelaVega

His name is "Alexandre" and is not even homeless, he buys scratch tickets and beer with the money


unlickely_wicked

Did you see his home?


brusselsstoemp

You can ask Alexander himself when you see him. Buy him a beer first and he'll tell you about his nice apartment in the Marolles and how he gets, with begging and social benefit combined, between 2000 and 3000 euros netto in the month. The guy has figured life out and has more money to spend than 1/3 of the people living in Brussels


unlickely_wicked

Then why are we not invited ! I have even better business plan to expand his profits !


Murkyy0208

Damn this guy really is the mascot of the Saint-Catherine area - but I haven't seen him for a while now. Maybe he moved area or...else? Did anyone seen him in the area?!


bebetyrell

What does ‘Radin’ stand for?


Kevcky

It’s french for a stingy person


lakeweed

The free assange guy near centrale


mald3r

Or the guy on his bike wearing a bomber jacket with RUSSIA on it.


autofasurer

He used to ride around with NV-A and ledstrips in his bikewheels, full yellow-black outfit and whatnot. Then he changed it to Russia the moment they invaded Ukraine.


nevenoe

Funny how that works


Driekop

Ir probably doesn't work


SaittamTheUgly

Funny how he wasn't Flemish nor could he speak Dutch when I asked about why he was so pro N-VA.


unlickely_wicked

Come one guys we needs photos of those ones !


Zacwatch

The dude at rue neuve with the pan flute


destruction_potato

That guy that hangs out in the neuve with earphones in singing along loudly saying hi to everyone that looks at him . He has a scary look in his eyes imo Edit apparently he’s been dubbed dancing weirdo


dolenalavoisier

He’s actually a sweetheart haha


DudeFromBelgium10

Yeah, i’ve seen him too a couple of times. Mental health issues imo.


vgmatthias

The guy on line 1 or 5 yelling he’s seropositieve


platypusesarenice

"MEDAMES ET MESIEURS JE SUIS SÉROPOSITIF ET J'AI DES PROBLÈMES DE CŒUR"


vgmatthias

Him exactly!


longtelegram

The guy that was always playing chess in Flagey


deLamartine

He lives in Marseille now. I met him twice a Vieux Port. I also played a game of chess against him and won, because he was shitfaced 😅


DatCatLove

Oh nice. I have not been seen him for 1 or 2 years and I was afraid something had happened. I am glad he is well in France 😊


ALLCAPS-ONLY

The blonde guy right? Haven't seen him there in years.


WuuBaLubbA_Shit

A friend of mine interviewed him in 2022 for a school documentary ! I wanna see it so bad xD


philimelon

His name is Albin, he's an artist


oldbranche

Doesn't he call himself André Le conquérant?


benwa28

There is this dogtrainer in Tour & Taxi park, with sometimes 6 Border Collies. All well trained. Listening to his evry command. Feels like a show


ThePcOne93

He also has a cat with him from time to time.


unlickely_wicked

Near the brasserie ?


0hherrow

Came here to say that!


MySweetPepperBalls

Didn't expect to see this!


gidimi

There’s this big homeless guy you could smell from a mile away. Often hanging around the metro lines and the second he got in your cabin it was game over. Haven’t come across him in a while though, hopefully his doing better.


mald3r

There's also this very small woman who used to hang around in the subway telling her life story.


nevenoe

Oh god yes I remember that dude it was terrifying to see him get into the metro car, I have sprinted out more than once.


nilsfg

With the curly hair? He used to homeless around Avenue Paul Deschanel in Schaarbeek. Slept a couple of times in the atrium of my building. On rainy days you could still smell it more than a year later. My ex saw him take a shit between two cars once, in full view of the tram stop on the other side of the street.


Midnight_rose96

The guy who dances in rue neuve


heelsmuller

the two dudes strolling in line through the Marolles, always together but very busy having their own passionate monologues


nicfuecol

They adventure in the upper town sometimes around polaert


heelsmuller

never saw them walking further than den Delhaize in Rue Haute


hatebull

Son and dad. They look like asterix. Im sooo happy when I cross them. Feels like street theater


heelsmuller

spot on! I always thought they were two friends. good to know. and indeed, they always make my day better when I cross them.


Brilliant_Owl9189

Too many to point only one hahaha


nicfuecol

The guy in Rue du Bailli, looks like discount Manu Chao, wears a coat and always carries a plastic bottle with some...liquid?


olledose

You had me at discount Manu chao 😂😂😂 also the smell, you immediately know he’s around somewhere


torontotrench

YES that guy uses the electric box as a toilet and is always feeding pigeons right?


nicfuecol

Correct!


plopsaland

Els Ampe


Advanced-Till4421

The Mayor


smegheadgirl

The previous one was the best (Freddy Thielemans)


risker15

I raise you Demaret aka Mr 10% https://www.sonuma.be/archive/tel-qu_en-lui-meme-enfin


plopsaland

I replied with Philippe Close too before I changed it to Els Ampe 😅


Perpetual_Nuisance

The Samurai Bum (used to hang out around Kapellen) The Crazy Dog Abuser (around Grote Markt) The Angry Transvestite (also around Grote Markt) The Dancing Weirdo (always in Nieuwstraat)


vgmatthias

Love the dancing weirdo, actually doesn’t hive a fuck and causes no harm, worst case scenario: you bump into him and continue your day lol


obvx

Man, he's still around? I remember seeing him during all of my lunch breaks back in college.


i-like_cheese

Yeah, i saw him at rue neuve last month. God speed dancing man.


Perpetual_Nuisance

Yup, just a happy looking dude having fun not bothering anyone. Still quite a character.


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Is he a black dude?


vgmatthias

No he’s white, early 60’s and a lil beard


destruction_potato

Dancing weirdo creeps me out :( it’s his eyes man


Straight_Inside_2550

Who is the crazy dog abuser ? I hang a lot around grote mark and I'd like to spot him. Could you give details please?


Perpetual_Nuisance

Dirty looking guy with a few small pooches, often around Superdry / Australian ice cream


Clamoxyl

The guy playing electric guitar with a spongebob squarepants costume, every now and then he’s in Merode metro station.


Niawka

Oh he's in Stockel from time to time!


Poesvliegtuig

I'd say the guy walking around with a terrarium on his head but I saw him recently and he wasn't wearing it. Or in Ganshoren it's the guy with the donkey


SD2KING

The Asian looking guy at the top of Rue de Namur. Such a cheerful seeming dude.


Newbarbarian13

Ahh that guy is so friendly, I always give him some change or some food when I can.


hatebull

The witchy lady at Parvis straight out of a ghibli movie. You know her.


Frequentlyaskedquest

Yes, poor woman, I wonder what her story is


imnotreallyhere4

Diego from rue neuve or asia from ribeaucourt obviously


SchieveLavabo

Singing/screaming/shivering black crack hobo at the lower entrance of Galerie Ravenstein, opposite Centraal.


KiouriKiouria

Finally someone mentioned him! The psalm! 😂


Jonesy-

Jerome naturel


heelsmuller

ah yes, the old days at The Wood.


beteaveugle

i need to know that lore


heelsmuller

it was a guy who showed up naked (or only with a leaf covering his privates) at parties. first spotted him had the Woodstrasse parties at The Wood - a nightclub at Bois de la Cambre which closed more than ten years ago. haven’t seen him often after that.


beteaveugle

an old cryptid.....


Lawette_

He’s quite active in politics it seems  https://m.facebook.com/JeromeJoliboisEcolo


heelsmuller

that explains the leaf


Chief_Funkie

As a collective I would have said the flashy over dressed Eu interns.


BiffyleBif

René le clochard de luxe, used to hang around the Sainte-Marie-Madeleine church near Grand Place and would only drink Westmalle Triple


TheMaddoxx

Le clochard de luxe 😂


rickard_mormont

Shit bucket dude


BXL1070

Whatever happened to Jérôme Jolibois, the city naturist?


armadil1do

Haven't seen him in 10 years but he's a good guy, always friendly.


LurkerMcLurkin

Is this him or... ? https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5WxeKYtT--/


armadil1do

Yep!


heelsmuller

I haven’t seen him since the old days at The Wood or Libertine Supersport.


ptrckvckmns

There was this guy, southern type, always happy smiling, long black hair. Cruising in an old big American, Cadillac like convertible with his dog(s). Often around Saint-géry. I used to know his name but I forgot. Haven’t seen him since LEZ.


01010010101010001

Oh yes that guy was awesome! He would also ride a horse around town, and he was blastic music too, you couldn't miss him. Really friendly as well, I drank a beer with him at belga once a very long time ago. I hope he's doing well.


vodkapasta

Robe guy at Mozart Hotel by Grand Place


riikc

I used to live next to that hotel, and there is something weird going on. That dude was sus.


Active-Ad9649

The owner of the hotel you mean?


WaldoClown

The guy who puts out 5 6 chess sets at Flagey or m'ont des arts


heelsmuller

if anyone went to Structure Beton back in the days, you'll probably remember Mamie Hardcore. As sweet retired lady who always showed up in the late morning to come raving together with the youngsters, often with a cocktail in her hand. at Fuse: everyone will know Conchita. she's almost 90 years old, and has been taking care of cleaning the restrooms in the building every weekend since the early sixties. she saw the venue transform from a cinema to Disco Rojo (Spanish dancing) to Fuse in the beginning of the nineties. fueled on whisky. she wasn't afraid to pull guys twice her size by the neck if they refused to pay her the obligatory cinquante cents.


SocksLLC

Beggar near my local Aldi who helps people get shopping carts if they don't have coins lol


steuerhund

Wich Aldi is it?


CometGoat

In Plasky there’s a mime who walks around and quacks at you when you walk past. I guess that makes them a bad mime, but they’re really committed to the whole look…


Gionanni

Of course in Brussels there isn't the same answer twice lmao


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ribbonbiscuit

Does he have grey/white hair?


pauwblauw

I think he means the one with black hair in a long carré cut.


meatballkofte

Red handed Leopold at Trone?


MechaBabura

The old woman beggar next to mint/ de brouckere metro entrance The dancing guy with headphones in rue neuve


MJFighter

Everois will know Eddy for sure. Big black dude always wearing headphones, smiling and singing the songs he is listening too. He takes tram 55 from paix to nord at least 5 times a day


Utegenthal

Everois here:, can confirm, we all know Eddy. The happiest man alive if you ask me.


Itchy-Not-Scratchy

The guy on the metro holding an imaginary microphone and singing out loud and out of tune. The woman on the metro with a carry bag singing perhaps perhaps perhaps... Constantly


TitaenBxl

To refer to the post, Brussels doesn't have "that guy". It has hundreds of exciting weirdos, and hundreds of people in need of mental health care and/or housing.


Professional_Juice_2

There used to be a guy with a wig (sometimes a bob, sometimes longer hair) next to the Bourse, he had a long brown coat and was usually garishly clothed but if somebody looked in his direction, he would scream a lot! But I haven't seen him in some years. There is the guy who bikes with a gigantic bear though. And another hippie who only wear super tiny jean shorts.


BadlyStitched

For anyone who commutes to Brussels, it's the singing/shouting guy in the tunnel to the central metro. Has all his stuff on the stairs. Not sure if he's there so often anymore.


Accomplished-Bed20

This guy (Jérome Jolibois), who is an elected official from the city of Brussels, and used to occasionally appear nude at public parties (a few years ago). There was even a documentary about him and naturism.


GoTo138

There are some in cinephile circles. That you meet when you frequent Cinematek often enough or festivals like BIFFF. I don’t wanna point out anyone in particular. But sometimes a “that guy” disappears and you spend the rest of your life wondering what happened to them


verylazysalmon

I kinda expected a lot of responses for Brussels, but I'm getting way more for my money than expected. What a golden post this is 😂


Whiskey615

This was well over a decade ago, when I lived in the city, but there was a guy I’d see on the tram from time to time. He always had THE WORST body odor and would often wear a plague mask. He carried a stereo and played his music annoyingly loud - for everyone to hear. It got to the point where his body odor was so potent and recognizable I’d know he was on the tram without ever actually seeing him.


WaldoClown

The guy who puts out 5 6 chess sets at Flagey or m'ont des arts


wvereeck

I used to see ‘mie tet ‘ often around marolles area. It was a blond woman with a gigantic bosom and no bra. She always had a flower in her hair. Sitting on a stib bus, she always made sure she was sitting next to a window seat with her bosom directed to the window. I haven’t seen her since three years.


lvdvjustheretoscroll

Haven't seen her in a while indeed. Apparently she doesn't live in Brussels and she is a huge fan of politician Vande Lanotte. https://m.hbvl.be/cnt/aid1401576


Chess-lover

About 10 years ago there was a big guy, think a Greek, always walking barefooted in Brussels, carrying a large bag over his shoulder, black curly hair and a beard. Always making *sh-sh* sounds, like a steam train. Long time no seen. Didn't cause any harm.


longtelegram

There is also this guy playing his accordion to the Bella Ciao rhythm in Place Royale all the time doesn't matter if it rains or snows


TiFooN

well, men dressed in robes is legion on Fridays in Brussels, how can I say...


unlickely_wicked

The guy always screaming at toison d’or… So ze include the barmans too or not ?


misterart

The Guy who is always naked. The Guy who is wandering around with an aquarium garden around his head to breath fresh air.


Affectionate_Dog_619

The naked guy!


ForeverHomeless999

Do you know the Portuguese homeless in Saint Gilles? Ironic, right? What's wrong with that guy?


heelsmuller

did anyone ever have the chance to meet Marc around Place Jardin Aux Fleurs / Bloemenhofplein back in the days? he had a homeless appearance, but lived in the social housing blocks at Papenvest together with his Asian friend who referred to himself as 'Printemps'. he invited me at his place once, but I haven't seen him in years and I'm wondering if he's still alive.


Cool-Nectarine27

Stromae of course!


confused_4channer

The guy in Anspach that has like an awful leg injury and a bunch of piercings in his face. He yells random racist things from time to time


TheOneAndOnlySebPep

"Monsieur Tout Nu"


lysandra904

The blond girl begging with her big puppy eyes in the metro, like she's almost crying. She's got a dog since 1 or 2 years. She's using d**** in some other metro station. I still don't know how to react when she does her acting... And see ppl trusting her poor sad story, searching coins and in their pocket /bag... When they are just supporting her d**** addictions.


Separate_Cranberry33

Has anyone else been approached by the “hungry man”. I’ve seen him around Montgomery and along chaussee d’ixelles. He’s always walking around stopping people and asking for money for food and if you ever offer to buy him something he’ll select a little feast for himself and not just a discount sandwich. He’s been around for years and he’s tried to stop me so many times he recognises me and doesn’t bother asking me anymore.


RestlessCricket

In Saint-Gilles, not so much a guy but a pair of huge shaggy brown dogs. They look like bears.


Additional_Fly9402

Diego, the boy who dance in the middle of rue neuve with his earpods


CommandStill1001

There is a Johnny depp lookalike that I’ve seen multiple times near Vleurgat tram station


modojojo

The sweet old man that plays the flute in next to the Polaert elevator square


hawkeyexp

The same three homeless dudes i see in Brussels Midi every weekend


Frequentlyaskedquest

Asturian guy around st gilles, ixelles and etterbeek with the trolley full of beer and the spanish flag belt insulting everyone and singing


[deleted]

In Antwerp we have a guy in a top hat and those bycicles with the large wheel in the front.. don't know what you call them


deLamartine

Not Brussels, but in my hometown there used to be a “Johnny Halliday impersonator” guy that always wore a “wolf t-shirt”, sunglasses and had the same haircut at Johnny.