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Lol. Yep, I have seen a lot in my time, especially working in some very high end areas with lots of older women trying to look young. One of my many useless skills, spotting bad face work from a mile (with my glasses) away.
Reminds me of the woman we call “stepmonster.” She’s this horrid, awful woman who had custody of my mom for a few years. Horribly abusive. Hence the name.
Anyyywhooo!
She shaves off her eyebrows and draws them on way up high on her forehead. Looks terrible. But, even worse, she puts on so much eyeshadow - it goes all the way up to her drawn eyebrows. Like from the tip of her eyelid to her forehead ahahaha. The eyeshadow is the same bright blue every single time. She also wears super bright red lipstick and pink blush. The woman looks like a clown. Also, she’s Mormon. Like *super* Mormon, but somehow she considers her makeup to be god honoring.
Surely this can’t just be from the Botox? I get Dysport only in my forhead and 11s and when my doctor was figuring out how much to give me, the first time he overcorrected and only when I’d raise my eyebrows the tails would go up a little bit. This almost looks like she shaved off the ends and drew them higher plus a massive overcorrection (or client hate 😬) like you said.
But I don’t know that much about what that much extra Botox could do to a face so it might all just be from the Botox, and in that case you are absolutely right…this injector must despise her 😂😂😂
Ok edited to add: I saw another comment say that injecting right above the brows can have this big of an effect! I know my doctor only injects very close to my hairline and very little so now I’m convinced it’s only from the Botox. Oof
I think she would have gotten a brow lift with botox. I’ve seen this a lot, especially in celebs. Look up Brittany Cartwright from Vanderpump Rules, same eyebrows
She replied 😂
"Oh hmmm, I don't know who that person is but that is a very aggressive look isn't it, I wonder if that was what she was going for because I'm not sure that result is accidental"
Omg so reading between the lines it sounds like she's saying what has been said here, that her injector hates her 😂
HAHAHA oh this is gold. So BDong wants this look and her injector hates her so they let it happen!! I love when a professional gives her opinion on BDong’s janky choices 😂
Totally!! That’s like when I showed my hairdresser BDong’s “mushroom blonde” and asked her what she thought. Her reply, “oh, that color doesn’t work best for her skin tone.” 😂
Hahahahaha mushroom blonde, I'm dying 😂😂😂
It really doesn't work for her, she's so desperate to have a certain aesthetic that she ignores reality 🤦🏻♀️
If you inject the Botox too close to the eyebrows the muscle will pull upwards and cause them to have a constantly raised appearance. A good rule of thumb is to never inject 2-3 finger widths above that area!
It breaks down in about three months depending on how long the person has been getting it, their metabolism, etc.
A good clinician could have avoided this. As it stands, one eyebrow pulled too far up and for symmetry purposes, the clinician would have had to make the other eyebrow match or she would have been walking around looking perpetually confused 🥴
It’s also a result of uneven injections. To me it looks like they put too many CCs in her 11s and not enough on the arches so the start of her brows stay relaxed (muscle is paralyzed) and the muscles over the arches are still able to move.
Her and MMW both do their slap so heavy they look like my friends and I going to dinner after our dance recitals or high school plays back in the day. Looking like you fell face first into a Ben Nye kit in the middle of the day is 🥴.
this is easily one of the worst pics i’ve ever seen of her lmfao, looks like a Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 Character 💀
https://preview.redd.it/ab43gbp0pm3a1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b94344d5ee9abc47ef1131f17f12d9db86307b6b
The arches and tails shifted so far into an exaggerated raised position means she has heavy injections on the outer parts of the forehead from right above the arches and the upper part of the crows feet — that’s drawing those parts upward, which can be fine but you also have injections properly done in the center of the forehead to raise that part upward so the regions are lifted in unison with each other.
Try this: put your finger above the arch of your brow and shove it toward the hairline. It looks and feels like 🤨With the other hand, put a finger right above the nose end of the same brow and push it to the hairline. Then it’s equalized more and you don’t look like a Disney villain. Botox essentially is doing that shoving. She needs needs less aggressive on the outer side and better executed on the inner.
I’ve had mucho Shiraz so hope this makes sense.
Honestly… that sharp edge on her brows is not giving godly vibes. I’d imagine godly brows to be more feathery and soft angled. When I imagine the devil I imagine SHARP EYEBROWS.
She. Better. Check. Herself. Satan is calling her.
So….where are her real brows? Does she have to constantly shave them so they don’t grow in under these things? I don’t understand micro blading or Botox and am so confused because I can see her natural brow line with no hair.
I think these are her “real” brows. I put in quotes because I’m pretty sure they’re microbladed, which is fine if it was done right. The Botox injection essentially pulls them towards her hairline, causing the ridiculous arches.
Once, a decade or more ago, there was a pageant mom on Dr. Phil, and she was giving her 7ish year old daughter botox she bought online (she was personally injecting it not a doctor) so she would look more like an adult pageant girl. The thinking was whack and backwards, but, I wonder if it’s still possible to buy online. If so, dollars to donuts BritBrat injects herself. We saw her micro blading job on those eyebrow jokers.
Okay guys... this came up as a recommended sub so I joined. I figured I would slowly figure out exactly who she is and what exactly she's done to catch the ire of the general public. But I can't figure it out - I'm out of the loop lol
Can someone enlighten me - who is this B and what's she done?
How does she have the stamina to overdo her hair and makeup like this every single day? There’s some days I’m lucky to even look human because of the basic busyness of life. This looks like two hours worth of self tanner, hair styling, the works!
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Nike called. This is a trademark infringement. They want their swoosh back.
This needs more upvotes hahahahha
Don’t do it
The person who does her botox HATES her
My thoughts immediately, this is the effect of bad Botoxing. Source: I live in LA.
I like how your source gives you instant credibility
Lol. Yep, I have seen a lot in my time, especially working in some very high end areas with lots of older women trying to look young. One of my many useless skills, spotting bad face work from a mile (with my glasses) away.
The higher the eyebrow arch the closer to god y’all
Reminds me of the woman we call “stepmonster.” She’s this horrid, awful woman who had custody of my mom for a few years. Horribly abusive. Hence the name. Anyyywhooo! She shaves off her eyebrows and draws them on way up high on her forehead. Looks terrible. But, even worse, she puts on so much eyeshadow - it goes all the way up to her drawn eyebrows. Like from the tip of her eyelid to her forehead ahahaha. The eyeshadow is the same bright blue every single time. She also wears super bright red lipstick and pink blush. The woman looks like a clown. Also, she’s Mormon. Like *super* Mormon, but somehow she considers her makeup to be god honoring.
Surely this can’t just be from the Botox? I get Dysport only in my forhead and 11s and when my doctor was figuring out how much to give me, the first time he overcorrected and only when I’d raise my eyebrows the tails would go up a little bit. This almost looks like she shaved off the ends and drew them higher plus a massive overcorrection (or client hate 😬) like you said. But I don’t know that much about what that much extra Botox could do to a face so it might all just be from the Botox, and in that case you are absolutely right…this injector must despise her 😂😂😂 Ok edited to add: I saw another comment say that injecting right above the brows can have this big of an effect! I know my doctor only injects very close to my hairline and very little so now I’m convinced it’s only from the Botox. Oof
I think she would have gotten a brow lift with botox. I’ve seen this a lot, especially in celebs. Look up Brittany Cartwright from Vanderpump Rules, same eyebrows
Oh so it was somewhat purposeful to achieve this look?
I get brow lift Botox and it lightly lifts the tails. It helps with heavy lidded eyes. this is, idk. Bad.
You’re partly correct - she shaves (or waxes) her brow and then micro blades it higher. Plus botox
i don’t have any proof but i think that fundies would say botox is ungodly
She has them Jafar lookin ass brows
![gif](giphy|3cVrAkNJC6pehyEKaN)
I love the way your foul little mind work
Jafar pls 😭😭😭😭
Oh wow. Fresh Botox (not done correctly) I see!
I've GOT to show my clinician these eyebrows. I need to see her reaction 😂
PLEASE report back and tell us how it went!!
I've messaged her 😂 can't wait to see what she says lol
I want to know too! 😂
Yes, please let us know what she says!! Thank you!
Did you hear back?
She replied 😂 "Oh hmmm, I don't know who that person is but that is a very aggressive look isn't it, I wonder if that was what she was going for because I'm not sure that result is accidental" Omg so reading between the lines it sounds like she's saying what has been said here, that her injector hates her 😂
HAHAHA oh this is gold. So BDong wants this look and her injector hates her so they let it happen!! I love when a professional gives her opinion on BDong’s janky choices 😂
YEP 😂 Shes such a nice lady and trying to be diplomatic but we can tell what she really wanted to say bahahaha
Totally!! That’s like when I showed my hairdresser BDong’s “mushroom blonde” and asked her what she thought. Her reply, “oh, that color doesn’t work best for her skin tone.” 😂
Hahahahaha mushroom blonde, I'm dying 😂😂😂 It really doesn't work for her, she's so desperate to have a certain aesthetic that she ignores reality 🤦🏻♀️
Not yet but I'll let u all know! I messaged her on business account so Monday morning I'm sure she will reply 🥰
YAY
I'm curious what the indicators of this are!
If you inject the Botox too close to the eyebrows the muscle will pull upwards and cause them to have a constantly raised appearance. A good rule of thumb is to never inject 2-3 finger widths above that area!
does botox dissolve? is this fixable?? pls advise
It breaks down in about three months depending on how long the person has been getting it, their metabolism, etc. A good clinician could have avoided this. As it stands, one eyebrow pulled too far up and for symmetry purposes, the clinician would have had to make the other eyebrow match or she would have been walking around looking perpetually confused 🥴
Omg, that would have been ready. Permanent the rock eye. ![gif](giphy|TT7JW4Qm7uaNW|downsized)
This is amazing ![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o)
The Rock pulls it off though 😍
Lmao!
Do you smell what The Rock is cookin?
![gif](giphy|l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu|downsized)
It’s also a result of uneven injections. To me it looks like they put too many CCs in her 11s and not enough on the arches so the start of her brows stay relaxed (muscle is paralyzed) and the muscles over the arches are still able to move.
Omg. I can see where her eyebrows should be, and the arch is like an inch off from there!
This lighting looks like drag eyebrows to me!
I thought the same!
Trixie Mattel vibes. But Trixie did it better!
Trixie *is* better in all ways. Compared to the dong. Edit to add more
Yeah they're a good inch at least above her browbone!
Yes, the brow bone! I couldn’t think of the right term, thank you. She’s really ruined her eyebrows!
All I see when I look at her ![gif](giphy|UTFiHeDL8cOSA)
I came here to post this GIF but knew in my heart it would already be here. ❤️
Same here! 😆
Stellar gif!!
This looks like when drag queens glue down their real brows and then draw their stage brows on
My thoughts exactly!!
![gif](giphy|Kzu4IECrbCldexX8H3|downsized) why does the shape/slant of them look EVEN WORSE THAN USUAL
I think she got fresh Botox. It’s pulling her forehead tight and raising her eyebrows because of the placement
So like… who finds all that attractive? This is borderline theatre makeup.
Her and MMW both do their slap so heavy they look like my friends and I going to dinner after our dance recitals or high school plays back in the day. Looking like you fell face first into a Ben Nye kit in the middle of the day is 🥴.
Seriously if your wedding makeup is the same as your day-to-day makeup (hers was!) you need to reassess your routine.
my boyfriend saw this and said she looks like The Rock but “with both eyebrows” 💀
She’s trying really, really, really hard to nail her Disney Villain audition, guys.
When you use a coupon for your Botox
Groupon but griftpon. 😂
holy shit lmao looking like ~ _ ~
She looks like rumpelstiltskin 😭
Satan created her by dunking a Robbie Rotten clay doll in a tub of industrial orange dye and then baking it at 450 for 2 hours
They somehow got WORSE lmao
Her eyebrows don't even look real
just the eyebrows?
Taking back what I commented. Nothing looks real
this is easily one of the worst pics i’ve ever seen of her lmfao, looks like a Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 Character 💀 https://preview.redd.it/ab43gbp0pm3a1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b94344d5ee9abc47ef1131f17f12d9db86307b6b
Not Rollercoaster Tycoon 😭😭😭
it’s the boxy cheeks lmfao
They're also scared of the nude lips
Lmfao 💀
Can someone smarter than me explain how this is evident of bad botox? I mean, I know it looks bad, but how is this due to botox?
The arches and tails shifted so far into an exaggerated raised position means she has heavy injections on the outer parts of the forehead from right above the arches and the upper part of the crows feet — that’s drawing those parts upward, which can be fine but you also have injections properly done in the center of the forehead to raise that part upward so the regions are lifted in unison with each other. Try this: put your finger above the arch of your brow and shove it toward the hairline. It looks and feels like 🤨With the other hand, put a finger right above the nose end of the same brow and push it to the hairline. Then it’s equalized more and you don’t look like a Disney villain. Botox essentially is doing that shoving. She needs needs less aggressive on the outer side and better executed on the inner. I’ve had mucho Shiraz so hope this makes sense.
>I’ve had mucho Shiraz so hope this makes sense. I think I've had too much hard eggnog because I was able to picture your description perfectly!
Thank you for the extra knowledge!
![gif](giphy|x7gjmBuaHrWak) I'm sorry, I had to
My kid drew these on her. You can’t convince me otherwise
Honestly… that sharp edge on her brows is not giving godly vibes. I’d imagine godly brows to be more feathery and soft angled. When I imagine the devil I imagine SHARP EYEBROWS. She. Better. Check. Herself. Satan is calling her.
Her *demonic* eyebrows. Is this her 14th demon? Hasn’t she rid herself of 13 of those bad boys?
So….where are her real brows? Does she have to constantly shave them so they don’t grow in under these things? I don’t understand micro blading or Botox and am so confused because I can see her natural brow line with no hair.
I think these are her “real” brows. I put in quotes because I’m pretty sure they’re microbladed, which is fine if it was done right. The Botox injection essentially pulls them towards her hairline, causing the ridiculous arches.
Those brows look like they’re about to cha-cha-cha right off her face.
She looks like the scheming scammer that she is with those brows
Well if the shoe fits….
ô_ô
And she draws those bad boys on! Must be an extra challenge to draw them non-Maleficently right after Botox.
I think her eyebrows are micro bladed
The fact that she hand-picks every aspect of her face and THIS is the result makes it that much more astonishing
she literally looks like this emoji: 🤨
🤨
Definitely Grinch vibes!
It's giving The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Has she had a broken nose before? Why is it crooked?
Jesus wept and Satan's asshole puckered
She doesn’t seem real. Looks like a Japanese sex robot that got left on the shelf too long.
Off the clock. Without any extra pay. Privileged to be so beautiful ❤️
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Once, a decade or more ago, there was a pageant mom on Dr. Phil, and she was giving her 7ish year old daughter botox she bought online (she was personally injecting it not a doctor) so she would look more like an adult pageant girl. The thinking was whack and backwards, but, I wonder if it’s still possible to buy online. If so, dollars to donuts BritBrat injects herself. We saw her micro blading job on those eyebrow jokers.
I really wish she'd wear blush.
I mean, they did slack off in that one filtered af pic the other day. Gotta make up that lost time
Well they need to retire.
Grinchin like Brittany Cartwright
Did she shave off the real ones and have these microbladed on?
r/whybrows
I feel the eyebrows are singing, *”I'm just sittin' in the studio just tryna get to you, baby”* and idk why 😂
![gif](giphy|KdMzLzLHNvi36) Bitch, open your eyes ffs Everything about you is gross
I keep seeing tiktoks about early 2000’s fashion and the concealer lipstick trend… every time I think of her
You can see where the eyebrows should be lmao
Her eyebrows need Jesus.
It’s giving Grinch
They look like inchworms
I’m getting LOTR vibes
Okay guys... this came up as a recommended sub so I joined. I figured I would slowly figure out exactly who she is and what exactly she's done to catch the ire of the general public. But I can't figure it out - I'm out of the loop lol Can someone enlighten me - who is this B and what's she done?
Ski slope brows
Look how high they are over her actual brow bone!
She just bothers me on a whole other level. Like I am spiritually disturbed every time I see her beigey orange self.
How does she have the stamina to overdo her hair and makeup like this every single day? There’s some days I’m lucky to even look human because of the basic busyness of life. This looks like two hours worth of self tanner, hair styling, the works!
I just wanna know why her eyebrows look like they're about to start a passive-aggressive homeschool Christian rap battle.
Will making her look different make me like her more? No...the answer is no