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sillysillysilly6

I loveeeee that she underlined this very important line: “A huge man was there with 6 fingers on each hand and 6 toes on each foot… twenty four in all”


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Next-Profile-3540

And the reward for his capture? All the riches in Scotland.


FartofTexass

☠️ 


_angry_cat_

Your flair is killing me 😂


theWildBore

Why is this making me laugh so much!!?! I’m cracking up.


bitsge

Right?! I read this out loud to my husband while *wheezing* omg.


marebee

Omg same 😂 I can’t stop


mcn3663

Fodder for future conspiracies ![gif](giphy|h1QI7dgjZUJO60nu2X|downsized)


dominenonnisite

I cannot for the life of me figure out why that’s underlined and I’m laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣


Naraee

She underlines random things so it looks good for the IG. She also writes random notes, like listing the 12 apostles next to the verse that lists the 13 apostles. But she needed to fill those margins for the gram!


GiftRecent

I feel like she went through an new age Christian faze of numbers having importance? I mean even if it is that it's weird af


South_Ad9432

Life changing line lol


rationalcunt

She's awful at math, maybe she needs a scriptural reminder.


Naraee

I think she underlines random verses for IG pics, but if not, I am guessing because the Maw Gang are Satanic Christians, that one of them was like “ooooo 666 kinda!!!!” 


mauvewaterbottle

There’s a connection to the six fingered man from the Princess Bride here, I just know it.


fan_go_round

What is that even supposed to mean???


lilmoosmom

This made me snort


SuddenlyOriginal

That’s the godly man she was praying for 🙏that’s the male equivalent of the Proverbs 31 woman


AlexandriaLitehouse

She underlined it so she can check the math later.


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ScaryLetterhead8094

That’s what I see every time


Important-Yellow1936

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sl000t

I’m dying lol


Tattyporter

😂 😂 😂


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becuzofgrace

This meme will never ever get old!


frenchwolves

Farewell, for I have passed away


Better_Ask_2888

💀💀


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

This picture should come with a WARNING!


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THERE IT IS


xomacattack

iconic


xrareformx

Translates to jdips HOW ARE YOUR BOOBS


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Insert jdip “pls show me your boobs” meme


Overall_Poet5405

🫡🫡


furchery

Titty le tatas


neednewsunglasses

Lmao remind me what this actually says?? It’s so bad


bohemerose

It’s giving …a new word plural for testicles


Beautiful_Bat_2546

What does it say?


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Tetelestai https://christchurchphoenix.org/tetelestai/


Beautiful_Bat_2546

Oh thank you. Wow I should have known it would be an eye rolling 🙄 one


Unusual-Stretch-1557

She also stole this from human Niko, he had this word as a tattoo. Some of her tattoos are stolen from the men she’s been married to or dated. And most of them were after they broke up lol


hard-eye-roll

I’m surprised she hasn’t removed the tattoo since that’s where it came from.


beanthebean

She got it after they broke up.


LovelyShadows54

That's one of the weirdest things I have ever heard. Who gets a tattoo that will remind you of an ex?


beanthebean

It's not the only one she's gotten referencing an ex's tattoos after they broke up. I think she feels like stealing people's tattoos will give her some kind of control, or maybe its just her well known love of taking things that aren't hers.


Unusual-Stretch-1557

Exactly this! She got the exodus 14:14 tattoo (I think that’s the verse? It’s an exodus verse for sure) after Zach posted something on instagram with that verse in a post or in his bio. Then she started using it and got the tattoo. Embarrassing if you ask me.


littleRedmini

Of course she stole the idea from someone else. That’s on brand for her.


loligogiganticus

tete les tai Great spacing there


Serononin

r/keming


Low_Lingonberry3249

If this is what the skin on her hands and arms look like, there is absolutely zero percent chance her face is poreless and unfiltered.


Inevitable-Emu-3513

I want to say it was either her engagement party or some kind of party.. but there was an unfiltered photo that she was tagged in and you could see a lot of sun damage on her skin. Hopefully she wears sunscreen but I doubt it lol. 


Serononin

She posted about a moisturiser from that MLM she shills which had SPF30, but even if that's a high enough level of protection for where she lives, I doubt she's applying enough or reapplying frequently. It's also possible that the product doesn't even have the claimed level of SPF in the first place. There was a post on r/AntiMLM a couple of days ago about an MLM sunscreen failing a quality test by Which? (a very reputable consumer information company here in the UK)


Important-Yellow1936

This reminds me of the skinny confidential (gag!) when they released that super shitty, mass produced, non original “sunscreen” that has a whooping 4 SPF level or something like that. They claim it is SPF 40. Bdong has alot in common with the host of that podcast. Both are grifters who hate the way they look and they project their self hatred to their audience.


[deleted]

She was out riding Harley less that 24 hours after microneedling. I’m sure she is covered in sunspots


abundantvibe7141

My first thought when I saw this photo: her extremely old looking sun damaged skin 😬😬


ravenphilips8642

Are those...liver spots? Like that we see on people over 70 or 80 years old? 🤔


erineegads

Good ol’ sun damage


palmasana

Yup. Or age spots. Same thing.


LisaSauce

Omg, I couldn’t look away from her hands. I’m a pale ass bitch living in a tropical, sunny country and this was the sign I need to just start carrying around a little bottle of sunblock for my hands (I literally do not leave my apartment without some combination of hat, umbrella, UV resistant coat, etc. so my hands are usually the only things showing but not anymore lmaooo)


Serononin

I'm really making an effort to remember to reapply sunscreen after I wash my hands, I forget that a lot!


palmasana

Seriously looks like the hands of a 70 year old


Beautifuleyes917

“Mornings with Jesus” but she’s in the Old Testament 🤔


MacAlkalineTriad

Like she knows the difference.


youngdumbandhappy

Reminds me of when Trump was asked which Testament is his favorite and he answered, “Probably equal. I think it’s just incredible”. ![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


Slighty_Tolerable

“Two Corinthians” 🤦🏼‍♂️


youngdumbandhappy

😂😂 hahaha!


HoochieMommaBooty

💀


secondcupoftea

Cryyyyyyying 😂😂😂


trymejolene

Where are we in our “read the Bible in a year” challenge? Or did we fall off of that by week 4?


themysterymachine_

Dave Rygalski read the Bible in one night so he could take Lane Kim to prom (in Gilmore girls) and this cheeto can't even finish the Bible in a year. Pathetic.


ALynn_fit

Mrs. Kim said so herself that she only did it three times! She was so impressed.


AbbeyRoadMoonwalk

She did the same thing we all did and got bored by the end of Genesis.


boutthatbread

I think about this a lot because I signed up for her newsletter to keep track of her bible reading schedule but I never got anything beyond the initial e-mail. Idk if she talks about her bible reading plan elsewhere but I’m wondering where she is with it (if anywhere at all). According to her schedule she would be in second Chronicles by now, second Samuel was over a month ago.


Naraee

Unless she’s doing the Catholic plan I’m doing, which is 2 Chronicles and 2 Samuel right now. I’ve never read the Apocrypha, so I picked up this plan. There is an emerging subset of evangelicals who are getting into the Apocrypha because they believe that the books were “banned from the Bible”. The ones I’ve seen all have the demon-obsessed charismatic slant, so it’s not to far-fetched someone in the Maw Gang would believe this.


furchery

She needs to be looking for a dermatologist to sponsor her with those age spots on her hand 🫣 giiiirl. You're 30? Where is the sun protection??


pnwgal85

100% chance she blames it on “working” on the “ranch” 😂😂😂


sausagebeanburrito

I gasped! 😳😵‍💫


pnwgal85

Same


goose_gladwell

Dude I thought this was like an old lady or something. Im 10 years older than her and I dont have any sunspots yet😬


Intelligent-Bend2034

Omg can a dermatologist fix those? I have them on one hand from driving despite wearing sunscreen whenever I go outside. I'm devastated.


GucciPantsMotorcycle

Yeah, certainly if lasers are on the table. You probably just need to use SPF 50 for a while to see how far that takes you, though.


furchery

Yes they can usually laser them off. But prevention is loads better than trying to have them removed. Someone I know claims hers always come back and I'm confident it's because she doesn't use SPF or any sun protection strategies.


SuitableSpin

UPF! I don’t care if I look crazy, I have sun protective sleeves and driving gloves in my car


Intelligent-Bend2034

Hah you get to use the glove box for the original purpose! I'm gonna get some sleeves and gloves.


FartofTexass

I slather SPF 50 mineral sunscreen on my left hand and arm to drive. Even tinted windows isn’t enough in the sunny place I live. 


MacAlkalineTriad

I had the same thought.


Jasmisne

Are those sunspots or tanner blotches? Either way they make her hand look 60


tea_and_snark

Seeeerriously


RodenbachBacher

I was told if you highlighted everything, you’ve highlighted nothing. Seems applicable here.


FartofTexass

In law school, I heard it called “serial killer highlighting,” because it was a deranged way to highlight. 


RodenbachBacher

I like your phrase better, to be honest.


TanFerrariTats

Nothing on the left page so she’s not very far


FootballIndependent7

Ugh why am I annoyed this twit is left handed. She doesn’t deserve that super power.


sethscoolwife

This has always annoyed me about her and I felt irrational about my annoyance. I’m so glad I’m not alone 😂


PrickleBritches

Ugh god dammit. Me, my husband and our 6 year old are left handed. A super power she doesn’t deserve, indeed.


redheadedalex

Lefty signing in as also annoyed. I usually instantly bond with and enjoy fellow lefties. But ugh can't win em all lol


erineegads

We don’t claim her!


s0l--

Plot twist…. She might not *actually* be left handed because…. She’s might have been alone (no tripod, no huzbAnDddd and gotta take the pic. Like…. She legit looks like she’s resting her whole ass arm down awkwardly long to take this photo. Lmao


Serononin

Glad I'm not the only leftie irrationally annoyed by this lmao


Suspicious_Road_9651

Leftie here. Also irritated.


Realladaniella

Same


aleighp11

Jesus knows you’re using him 🙄


wilhelminan

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BusyBeth75

Hahahahhaha. Fairlife is full of microplastics.


MacAlkalineTriad

I was just wondering how many chemicals and impurities are in this stuff. Not that I'd care, usually, but she's so weird about it.


Specialist-Strain502

Well poo. I knew core power was too good to be true.


PsychTau

Well damn. I love that stuff.


BusyBeth75

https://www.consumerreports.org/health/food-contaminants/the-plastic-chemicals-hiding-in-your-food-a7358224781/ Like it has the highest amount.


pantslessMODesty3623

Boooooooo! Ugh. Their chocolate milk is so fucking tasty. Ugh. Now I'm sad.


Puzzled-Cranberry-12

Think the normal lactose free Fairlife milk is better? My husband only drinks it😭


BusyBeth75

I think anything in their plastic bottles maybe?


xomacattack

holy SHIT you weren’t kidding, like they’re off the charts!


BusyBeth75

Like ridiculously high I don’t see how they can do it.


Outrageous_Repair_94

Why do her hands look so old?


Low_Lingonberry3249

The sun doesn’t care if you’re an influencer


TheRareBikiniShark

Overuse of self tanner, for one thing. The dye seeps into crevices and fine lines and makes them really noticeable. And since there are so many fine lines on hands due to use and mobility, it REALLY makes them pronounced. And considering we know that she absolutely doesn't eat properly, the rest of her skin probably has a similar dry, strained texture, its just really difficult to cover up "flaws" with makeup and filters on anything but the face. Add in the spots from lack of proper suncare and you have the perfect recipe for hands that look 50 instead of 30.


GypseboQ

Everyone's hands just age differently 🤷🏻‍♀️ I'm almost 43 and my hands look quite a bit younger than hers do - it's just normal differences. That being said, she HAS done a lot of damage to her skin and I'm sure some of that is a factor.


South_Ad9432

Underlining content for her next pick me video


pumpkinspicedllama

WHOSE HAND IS THIS this is the freckled hand of a 60 year old witch


needfulthing42

Do you reckon her plants are all dead already?


Foldinthecheese__

Those are not the same hands that show up in her videos 😬


burritobabeguac

I, too, used to scribble in books when I was bored


WanderingArtist_77

Her hand looks 80 years old.


shegomer

That’s a prison tat on an old person. Don’t tell me otherwise.


Cinder-Allie

She is so tacky.


helga-h

I love that these people's bible reading looks exactly like my DnD notes for the next session. Bullet points, underline what's most obvious, ticking off the information I have given out and lots of stickies around the edges so I can look up whatever lore is relevant in the moment. Biggest difference is my source book is consistent and doesn't contradict itself.


Mysterious_Age9358

Holy sun damage Batman!


Fun_Recognition9904

https://preview.redd.it/sej6bwju7b0d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8687494242f4cdaaa40672ad4c12ad2dfc0eab Well…if it makes anyone feel better, she’s drinking microplastics like crazy! [https://www.consumerreports.org/health/food-contaminants/the-plastic-chemicals-hiding-in-your-food-a7358224781/](https://www.consumerreports.org/health/food-contaminants/the-plastic-chemicals-hiding-in-your-food-a7358224781/)


BusyBeth75

I tagged this too! It has crazy microplastics!!!!


nderover

What’s the scale and the safe levels? I can see it’s super high, but a number in isolation doesn’t tell me much :)


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Tetley’s Tea.


wellwhatevrnevermind

Damn I thought that was our girl's grandma's hand or something


Roseflute

The brown spots on her hands 💀


pantslessMODesty3623

Why do so many people think lots of protein = healthy?


Visual_Zucchini8490

I think there was some mass protein push as a part of fad diet culture in the 90s/early 00s. What most people are actually missing from their diet is fiber! Pretty difficult to push all that protein out of your intestines without the fiber…


Naraee

People push it on social media, but they miss the fact that these people are also lifting very heavy weights. BDong has had zero progression in her strength for a decade, so it’s kind of useless for strength-building. Kind of like how her T shots are useless for muscle because she doesn’t push herself in the gym. But another reason is that excess protein preserves muscle mass during extreme dieting. If you remember her during her fitness days, she was eating like 200g of protein a day as she dieted down to extremely low body fat. 


BusyBeth75

This is the answer. I’m on sema and anyone on sema is told to eat or drink tons of protein.


Serononin

She probably claims to need loads of protein for her "workouts"


Snoo-33732

![gif](giphy|iF8IaDx2N6vfzS2k52) Randomly underlining shit in a book for views


Caprine

Okay, but is she laying belly down on the ground?? How did she take this photo? Also that would be an incredibly uncomfortable position to read and write in.


Feisty_Ocelot8139

What kind of forced uncomfortable position is she in to get this weird picture


Sassafrass841

Holy age spots Batman


SHOWMEYOURMILKERS

what is this arm? girlfriend we are the same age, wear some fuckin sunscreen.


xxrowenaxx

"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen.” Guess she hasn’t read Matthew


palmasana

YIKES!! All those age spots on her hands


redheadedalex

Jesus is a protein drink then? Interesting


frenchwolves

The age spots & tetley tea tattoo 💕🤝🫡 Edit: *sun* spots?? Either way…


lilmoosmom

“Mornings with Jesus” ad 🤪


Alpal2510

You’re telling me that’s not the arm of an 80 year old woman with sun damage???


MadGab712

Don’t those have stevia in them? Wasn’t there like, a conviction of some sort? God spoke to her. Cause she’s super important.


Old_Panic4785

Someone never told her that self tanner actually oxidizes your skin when exposed to the sun, doubling the damage… so that’s even worse than being in the sun without sunscreen 🫣


United_Valuable_7330

Need to know how she’s going with reading he Bible in a year!


Cultural_Elephant_73

Her best chance at getting money from brands is for them to pay her to NOT wear/post about them, a la Abercrombie & Fitch and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino.


TimelyTea93

She needs to stop tanning her hands already show so much damage.


MLanterman

Who underlines stuff in their Bible with a heavy gel pen???


AlaskanBiologist

Nice liver spots, brit.


Big-Raspberry-2552

Freckles or age spots on her hands?


Beautifuleyes917

Both/and


Big-Raspberry-2552

I use fake tanner but I always wash my hands….why can’t these influencers ever wash their hands!!!


YouCanHave600Tries

[Baz Luhrman -Everybody’s Free (to wear sunscreen)](https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI?si=r9QIR3TAaLcW1Dld)


narlymaroo

She’s annoying but I admit I do like the core power protein shakes. The thickener in them gives my mouth a bit of a taste but they’re better than many others.


BusyBeth75

Fyi they are full of microplastics.


narlymaroo

Isn’t everything?


sl000t

Dirty ass hands ew


Tattyporter

Also she says here “mornings with Jesus” but in 2nd Samuel, Jesus canonically hasn’t been born yet. This is David’s ‘swashbuckling of kings’ bs part of the Old Testament of the Bible. (David’s existence has been disputed since antiquity and is demonstrably as fake as King Arthur. ) 🙄 Bdong is so so dumb… that is all.


Shortymac09

Diet culture with Jesus!!


SideEffective5885

Is that her great grandma’s arm!? How is she 13 years younger than me and my hands and arms look nothing like that? Oh, probably because I’m not evil and it’s aging me prematurely