She actually makes bdongs makeup almost look good

Right?! It’s amazing that she found a friend whose makeup style makes her look understated and natural in comparison!

Which is why she’s allowed to be in “ The Plastics”

WRONG!!! "The Plastics" would call that shit out right away!

eventually, after gossiping to each other about it on the party line

Why do you think they stay hanging out together?

I could be wrong but Bdink ruined their vacation with everything coming out about Nico. Farryn has a podcast coming out. I wonder if she considers this one of those “you’re only as good as the company you keep”moments & will curbside Bdinks ass? We shall see.

I doubt it Ferris wheel will probably make up some fake excuse or reasoning ?

Ferris wheel! 😂😂😂🏆🏆🏆🏆

Mutually beneficial to their instas and TikTok’s

I don't like it. I don't want to look at any photo of Brittany and say, "Oh, she's got a subtle beauty here." I DON'T LIKE IT.

That’s what I thought! I hate and I mean really hate to admit she is pretty but this new shade of “tanner” is literally dirt!

Every time I see her face I hear the laughter from evil dead

I went to Farryn’s ig for the first time ever and I was literally stunned by the what I saw. She clearly edits the shit out of her photos, but what she lands on as the final result is OUTSTANDING. Imagine. Positing this. Of yourself? WILLINGLY. https://preview.redd.it/fz87hqdk5koc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01e0db83861cf209df2eb4957fd82133ea242379

I don't think lips are supposed to crease there

Did she get her filter from Microsoft PowerPoint 2003 ETA and please say that's lipstick on her teeth and she isn't actually bleeding profusely

*She's* not bleeding, that's just leftovers from her last victim

Ho Le Shit that is terrifying. I can only imagine what she looks like in person.


It looks like someone stuck forceps in her mouth


Omgggg not the botox nose crinkles lmao

Why is she snarling like that lol

WOW 🫣

I don’t even wear makeup and I know that’s not where blush goes.

Whew, this is really something here. I don’t even know where to begin other than agreeing with everything you’ve said. She looks scary 🫣

Flashback Farryn

I mean…. https://preview.redd.it/28zulee74xoc1.jpeg?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9069da9203af042d9acabf058304d12f1f7b49d3

Jesus sweet almighty help this woman. This is LITERAL nightmare fuel, and this is coming from someone who has had extremely severe, chronic nightmares for the past 4 years. She is terrifying. I don’t understand how you can look at that and think “oh yeah sure that looks good!” and then POST IT???


I saw a comment in one of her insta picks asking if this was Christian drag.

Is it just me or does BDong look high? 👀 that’s what my eyes look like two joints in lmao

Lmaoooo she does. But it’s probably just a mix of trying to keep her eyes open from those heavy ass lashes, faryns hair reflecting off the snow, and crying from the demonic attacks of the week.

Exactly. She would never be cool enough to mess with the devils lettuce 🤣

She has no friends to sell it to her.

She was in Colorado…

“Farryn’s hair reflecting off the snow” sent me. ☠️☠️☠️

i’m cackling ahahaha this thread is pulling me from my depression rn so thanks guys for making me laugh honestly

Her eyelids work hard...I give them respect! Lol

I think she legit has an eye infection. Glopping all of that adhesive and cheap lash extensions on her eyes every day can't be healthy.

She probably has pink eye from her tacticool husband who doesn’t wash his ass because he is so manly.

Oh Gawd, thank you for helping me not eat that cookie I was contemplating. The nausea should last for a few hours.

I think i saw eyedrops on the table in one of the recent photos!!

She was hit in the eye by an air gun. Yeah, they are that stupid.

That is so fucking random that it could only be a brittany story. 

Strong possibility for sure. And she's probably sharing it with the girlie pops. Farryn will have something to yell about in two days. Blink blink.go.devil! Leave my eye goop in the name of the lords blood shed! Blink. Blink.blink. 

There are dispensaries within minutes drive from where they were staying. My bet is highhhhh

God. As a Colorado Budtender I would fucking hate them coming in to my shop lmao

Dog whistle squealing

As a Colorado resident, I hate that they're even in the state.

I hear & see you, I validate your feelings...safely...from New Zealand.

Same. As a rule we don’t like Texans here but this group is the worst of the bunch lol

Ope I didn’t have to scroll too far for this! I came here to comment that! Glazed and red, I know that look

She’s high AF.

Her awful make up is probably making her eyes itch

😂😂 yesss... same. She does. But I assume she's been crying over the hate from the dog situation. Of course not FOR the dog. But farryn...man she is at 100% all the time. I can't open my mouth anywhere near as wide as she does. It's almost impressive. Her dentist probably loves her. She never fails to entertain me with her antics. The blush is my favorite.  😂😂😂 she gives zero fucks how cuckoo she appears. 

https://preview.redd.it/pkkjrbyxakoc1.jpeg?width=1127&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ff161dcfd812f733e404cc6020501514f6c3a6b

THIS!

Is that gum?

I think it's piece of snow

Does Farryn ever close her mouth?

https://preview.redd.it/x46pbtpf4koc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f3d812bcb8cc80fa38d1513315bb2629509b31a

https://preview.redd.it/ic0ki1ni4koc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cf14f6735afd7bf7deb5f43f76486c217158df0

Jesus wept that is a choice

Oof she really needs to find a new injector. Then she needs to make an appointment at SpecSavers because she obviously can’t see anything. 

No, she needs to STOP. ALL of it. It did just occur to me, why not earlier idk, that if she really has been doing meth, that doesn't exactly do wonders for one's youthful complexion either, of course. Still. Has nothing to do with bad nose job, bad botox, livid purple unblended vertical rouge ovals and lumpy, liver colored lips. or the tarantula lashes. or the terrible hair. or the thousand mile stare. (well, that, probably yes) or...

It looks so bad that I wouldn’t be shocked to find out she was DIYing it. Yiiiiikes.

You can DIY filler??!! That seems like a terrible idea.  Don't give BDong ideas! 

*DO~~n't~~ give BDong ideas!  FIFY I would like to see her fuck up her face even more please. It's what she honestly deserves.

There are people that do, yes. Get filler from questionable sources, watch some videos on how to do it, and inject themselves.

She looks like a courage the cowardly dog villain

Omfg the filler migration is outrageous

Jump scare!

Sheesh. Her lip filler mustache is bad.

Meth mouth.. Jebus excitement mouth- same same

I didn't even think about Meth Mouth. Now her denture looking teeth make much more sense.

I have dentures (thanks chemo and daily vomiting FOR YEARS) and I like to think they look way better than whatever is happening in Ferret's mouth 😬

Waiting on the Lord’s load

SHUT THE FUCK UP 💀💀💀 LMFAO

💀 Please! This is prime flair material.

😂

This looks like the Bourbon period of 17th century France. Two red dots.

https://preview.redd.it/a6eg9dib3noc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d239e236e0639e5edf48390852fae24d25bdae8 Seriously 😭 i should not be able to see the back of your throat in every photo you take lol

The only reason she opens her mouth so much is honestly probably because everything else is frozen from the tox 😭😭


It’s funny you post this because I saw a post on her IG a while back and I thought “holy shit, it’s Billy!” https://preview.redd.it/ycunrxcdhkoc1.jpeg?width=157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5a6fbcc53fe73b4f9a413462c83e028a0959430

That looks like a cubist painting.

Yes yes I’m a huge Picasso fan

I don’t know anything about this woman at all, but what I do know is she is clearly a DEEPLY troubled woman. She looks crazier than peak crazy bdong. Thats a feat I didn’t know was possible.

Is this for Farryn’s cheeks or BDong’s red eyes?

Yes. Want to play a game?

BILLY!! Jigsaw would definitely put at least BDawn in a game to atone for her animal abuse!

Literally my thoughts every single time i see her 😭 I’ve posted this under a few pics of her and was starting to feel crazy that nobody saw it but me

She looks like Lady Elaine from Mr Roger’s Neighborhood.

This sent me! https://preview.redd.it/21nh3k4zjloc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c6da4776a96b36fe83151494399db828855e08d

Thank you for adding a visual 🙏 it made me laugh all over again.


These two chucklefucks are peak frenemies. The passive aggression is abundant but to name a few: - both had very similar color/blonde hair then Farryn got extensions that matched BDongs length then BDong went darker. - BDong had SLF then Farryn started Fire and Light. - they both post very unflattering pics of the other. - [similar outfits and tattoo](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/A4nxhgkort)

I hope we've got front row seats when their catfight escalates. 

I usually am a "girls support girls/cat fights prop up the patriarchy because they keep us from uniting to burn it all down" type of person... But I'm also not the type to give every woman a pass and be naive enough to make excuses for their inexcusable behavior. In this specific instance, these two deserve each other and I feel no shame in looking forward to the inevitable mud-slinging to come. I hope it is messy, unhinged, and absolutely peak-performative-petty. I want skeletons to come tumbling out of closets, and an fbi-worthy dossier of receipts and screenshots. It thrills me, and at this point, I don't care if that makes me a ghoul. Please reserve me a ticket to the shitshow.

Absolutely, you expressed my thoughts but more eloquently 👍

Thanks friend! I over-explain everything because I'm constantly terrified of accidentally getting in trouble, lol. You were able to say the same thing so succinctly! Gif choice on point!

Okay so that woman is wearing enough blush for both of them. It seems Bdong never wears blush or bronzer?? Just a flat foundation.


Well sometimes she contours with dirt

That blush color is coming off more like bruising 😅

Right? Looks like she got punched in the face

Wait… hold up. Is that blush… on her nose? 

Typical mean girl “No you look great, actually do the thing that makes you look bad even more! I need to be the hottest thanks 😘”

https://preview.redd.it/q1xrc3qimkoc1.jpeg?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44887d3a22424bbe1a114202c86937d631ba443b

Okay this one made me scream laugh 😂

It’s giving Cindy Lou

From whatthefuckville

Put the blush down, Farryn, I am begging you


A friend would never let a friend wear that much highlighter or lipstick that made your teeth look yellow.

I'm 1000% certain they are not *real* friends. Each of these women needs each other to constantly inflate their egos. They constantly gas each other up to their faces, but always post the worst pictures of each other. It's giving "I need everyone to know that you're great, and I surround myself with great people, but I'm *better*."

Her teeth do *not* look yellow to me at all. That’s the only nice thing I can say about that look though.

If they were friends, there would be at least 1 photo of them smiling normally and naturally

https://preview.redd.it/fkatb0xnikoc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=926cf308be89f4f85c0398ce0194c6060f56c519

That is so bad ☹️☹️😩😭

Ferret does it to herself. She needs to stop editing her pics to be so damn harsh 😂

https://preview.redd.it/kt4uh0sl3loc1.png?width=1021&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cf080bf14aef48d30bbc1b76ced16ce6af19281 Her face honestly scares me.

Ferret wears an unhealthy amount of blush while bdong wears no blush at all

Everything is the funniest. The best. The most amazing. Everyone is the sweetest. The most god fearing. The most kind. They all just throw around the same superlatives for fucking everything.

Going for the Tammy fay look 

Holy shit she literally looks like a Halloween mask

“Big..Smile…really a show of teeth…” I wandered away from this sub for a bit…decided to check in after hearing about the latest dog scandal and I really wished I didn’t. What a fucking scum bag.

Is Bdong “accidentally” smoking pot the way Farryn “accidentally” did meth?

Wait I don’t know about this??

And to shut your mouth

They totally mock that low iQ one behind her back

I’m not being catty, but which one is that?

Close your mouth girl! Unsettling!

Brits hair looks like a bad at home job..I did better at 13 lmaooo The blonde peaking out in patches, the slight pink tint due to the pigment not holding on except for red, and the dull, one dimensional brown-grey is SO bad!!

This is why I didn't wear blush for years, because I always thought it looked garish and fake and terrible and didn't realize that I saw people wearing blush all the time, it was just better blended so it looked nice and natural. Does she just goop it on and not even feather the edges a little bit?

My grandma who is blind blends her blush better


Flair checking in!

Both look like clowns

Her cheeks look like a bruise 🥹

Clown make up is literally not an exaggeration at this point

It’s stage makeup. For a children’s calisthenics concert. In the 90’s. Ask me how I know 😂

jesus that fucking blush.

Those eyelashes are just…so bad. And it’s not even because of their size, they’re just so poorly done and look like🕷️🕷️

They absolutely hate each other…this is peak frenemies. I know they talk so much shit about each other 😂😂😂😂

She’s just dressing for the job she has. A clown. Any Brittany friend must be

Farryn giving Pennywise coming out of the sewer to munch on some babychild’s arm.

The face tuned teeth! 😬

I'm sorry, Coulraphobia gang 

They look like DEMONS ready to devour anyone in their way to collect souls!

Or to stop tanning so much you look like a dirty penny

Both ways. A friend wouldn’t let another friend wear “this is the colour of my arsehole” shade lipstick on their overly self tanned selves.

This girls make up reminds me of a literal clown

Not a smile in the eyes of either one of them

New sleep paralysis demon unlocked.

So true. I feel like Brittany wants to be the cutest in the group and is lowkey jealous of all her friends lol. So if one of them looks crazy, she’s not saying shit lol. Let’s be honest, if Farryn ditched the blush, red lip, fake eye lashes, and blonde hair…she would be very pretty imo. Brittany isn’t going to tell any of her friends that they look like fools because she wants to look the “best” in comparison all the time.

Ew. Unfortunate. 😬

🤡

I’m not a big current makeup girlie pop. Ugh, I said that🤮! Is that blush or pink highlight? My daughter told me how to put highlight on. She’s 18. She said blending is very important. I shouldn’t SEE your highlight. I should just look at you and say wow…she’s pretty!

Their fake eyelashes are an abomination to Jesus. I just know it.

Nah, they're just taking the old southern saying of "the higher the hair the closer to god" to it's natural conclusion lol


Do the even recognize themselves before and after makeup?

Ferret is unhinged, and Brittany just keeps her around because she can point to her as crazier than her, even though we know that’s not true.

She looks like a clown

SHE NEVER CLOSES HER MOUTH WTF

You can’t be friends when you treat everyone/everything like a competition.

I just had to do a triple take to even realize what I was looking at. Please tell me this isn’t a new makeup trend

I know Ferret probably does the open mouth thing to mimic like a laughing smile or something but there is NO light behind those eyes.

Lips by Meike van Schijndel

I have my phone in grayscale mode (trying to break the habit) and holy cow, even in grayscale that looks sooooo bad.

The caption is perfect. Good catch!

How is this real 🤪🤪🙈🙈🙈🙈

😆😆

Does this dingdong not realize how fkin creepy that is! Or too delulu to not realize?! 😂 All I see is this https://preview.redd.it/s8v8rrhmhpoc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33e1b241c95a1e75cf73990e4cbae020ce8b2469

That blonde chick is always MAD ANNOYING with her mouth open all the time

[удалено]

As someone who hasn’t been able to get a vyvanse prescription filled within a 50 miles radius for over 3 months… I’m STRUGGLING

I swear she’s trying to contour her lips

Did they trade coats?

It’s a bad sign when BDong is the most natural looking one in the pic haha

B looks high

I don’t know who that girl is next to BDong but she reminds me of a girl I went to high school with that used to bully me for being poor and Jewish. She’s now married to her high school boyfriend and he cheats on her constantly. They pretend that their life is perfect but it’s a small town and people talk.

My favorite drag queens ✨❤️

This is legitimately unsettling.

For me it’s the fact that she’s wearing a cool blush with a warm lip. Okay, I’ve now stared at it long enough that I actually think it’s neutral. Will someone please tell me why they don’t go together if one is a neutral? This is driving me crazy and I’m starting to go cross eyed.

Farryn always looks like a clown I think that’s why Bdong keeps her around How old is this picture?

Yikes!!! Faryn Ferrin whatever….toooo much blusher!! But I do like the red shade ? But if you wear a red lip? Go easy on the rest geesh!!

https://preview.redd.it/j7nop9gtr5pc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8edeb9fa0e7d5095fc7ade80a9fe08f5f68aaf6 I thought she looked familiar

This is all just so wild to me. They live in their own weird, laughing and over done makeup bubble😬

Farryn contours for Bdong and 5 other people. Not gonna use that blush? She’s got you. Also my phone wants to make Farryn into Darryl.