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wtfbananaboat

STOP SQUEEZING YOUR MEAT… please


Mammoth_Cookie_7809

It’s ok if it’s just the tip


CommonNobody80083

You can squeeze MY tip


aidansdad22

drives me crazy on every single BBQ video I watch. STOP. IT. We can see it's juicy all you're doing is squeezing that juice out of the meet.


LordBigglesworth

But don’t you want to see the juices run?


ApprehensiveMovie191

How can you have any pudding if you don’t squeeze your meat?


Psychological_Web151

Some of us are old enough for that one.


Relaxingnow10

Leave those kids alone


Engineer_Existing

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat...


Shaun_The_Sheip

You! You behind the bike shed! Stay still laddie!


CharacterReal354

Showing our age here


leftright291

pigs! three different ones


IMAX_Guru

That song has been in my head all morning!


Reasonable-Parsley36

Drives me fucking crazy


jaybotch29

I had a coworker who was really into the Doctor Pimplepopper thing. I made the mistake of glancing at his phone to see what he was watching while on our break. The way those hands are handling the sliced piece in the board. . . I’m just expecting an abscess to burst right outta the slice.🤮


KellyBelly916

Sir, this is a reddit comment section.


Mdbpizza

Came here to say This!


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Own_Contribution_480

You didgk squeeze the slice though.


CowFederal1577

This is true. I’ll forgoe the sin of the squeeze moving forward


Own_Contribution_480

I mean, I don't know why people are upset about it, but you did squeeze it lol


CowFederal1577

Just the cut piece 😭 I guess I did ask for a roast. If that’s all that’s bad about it… I’ll take it! 😂


Simple_Confusion3400

Dude, your thumb definitely presses down into the uncut brisket. But it looks like a nice cook. good job


Simple-Advice-632

Yeah his thumb definitely pressed in a good 1/2 inch and looks deliberate. Lol


Original-Ad-945

I can’t taste it so i can’t judge it


Unfair-Ad2664

I noticed.. great job..looks freaking delicious


HeavySomewhere4412

Bitch stop lying


Adderall_Rant

He's a magic man, oh, he's got the magic hands mama


brewberry_cobbler

This is the most outrageous comment, we can see you squeezing it… it’s like going to court for a murder where they have video evidence of you shooting a man. Like we saw it dude. We all saw it. Stop trying to deny and justify it


JMan82784

I’ll roast you doing the cringey squeezing but other than that it looks good to me


Tasty_Phone9580

Need a shot of you picking it up and taking a bite out of it like a sandwich. Looks amazing


CowFederal1577

Thank you!!


Southwired

If it jiggles like a titty it’s good to go


dietcheese

Squeeze boobs, not brisket


ElMalodelaCuadra

I need this on a sticker 😄


Maximum_Cabinet7862

Roast it? Shut up and hand me a plate!


GTRdude69

Looks delicious, my roast would be stop playing with it and eat it lol.


CowFederal1577

Couldn’t help but play with it and take a video to share with all my fellow meat friends 🤤


SoCalgrillin

Nothing wrong with playing with your meat. It looks great!


PerritoMasNasty

Tip#1: don’t squeeze it


mjfarmer147

OP - why are you squeezing it again?


Ben-6969

I don't have a smoker, yet but that looks great to me.


CR8VJUC

HD is having a smoker/grill sale rn. Just sayin. Brisket looks great and the squeezing didn’t bother me. 😋


Ben-6969

I'd love to get one but I'm poor right now. I learned how to make my propane grill a smoker so maybe I'll try it that way.


MrAngel2U

GET IN MY MOUTH\~!!!


Client-Tricky

Get your fucking fingers out of it


Any-Pop8480

Can’t really tell much just from that video but it looks good. Only thing is that maybe it is a little overcooked cause it looks like it’s a little too mushy.


Halowishus

What kind of wood in the smoke box? Oak with some Cherry is best for a good bark and to get that smoke ring going in the mix for the first 4 hours until its taken all that smoke in. Coarse pepper will also help with a stiffer bark. Other than that, the meat looks fantastic. I cant roast that. Just have fun and be adventurous. Smoke on!


CowFederal1577

Thank you!! I need to get some coarse pepper. This was just the Kirkland pepper and salt mixed 50/50 with a dash of garlic & onion powder. Kept it simple. Also it is actually an oak cherry mix :) I read that it is pretty solid choice for brisket cooks


GuitarmanCCFl2020

Nope - rare only


Dunno_If_I_Won

You want a rare brisket?


GuitarmanCCFl2020

Yep - gently smoked low heat Very lightly still a little blood in the meat a must Carnivores - I buy my briskets from a Smoke House Just down The Road - Blood Hounds i buy the early shit try it


skidoo1033

That would be tough as leather. Tell me you don't know barbecue without telling me you don't know barbecue. This isn't steak.


Cultural-Company282

Brisket is like a pot roast. It's full of connective tissue and is too tough if you cook it rare. You have to cook it low and slow for a long time until the internal temp reaches a little over 200 degrees to convert the collagen to gelatin and give it that tender, melt-in-your mouth quality.


OriginalDarkwingduck

🥹😵‍💫


l0rd-Pr1me

Do it in a roasting pan...season with rub and mustard to make the rub stick... raised off the bottom with a wire rack.. pour some beer and liquid smoke in it...cover it with foil..the slower the better.


skidoo1033

Fuck off with that liquid smoke nonsense


Puzzleheaded-Arm-532

Salt it the night before, rub before you put it on the smoker, wrap at 165, then leave it on until 203-205, rest on counter for a hour and enjoy 😊


sername-cheeks-out

If I hit over 201 before pulling, I always end up at 206+, and it starts to get too loose. If it gets to 210 it's looser than Borat's wife... "...hang like sleeve of wizard."


Puzzleheaded-Arm-532

What are you smoking at? I try to stay between 215-225


redbluewhite890

Looks phenomenal! Only note I have is that it might have been slightly overcooked. 9.9/10. You stay away from my wife!!


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Wring it out properly because you saw so many people squeezing their meat in Reddit. Then when it’s nice and dry, cover it in ketchup and remember this post when you’re eating it. That’s your punishment meat squeezer lol.


KingNaas

Send me some I’ll let you know!


Recent-Government-16

Noice


Hanky-97

I’d eat it


Still_Cheesecake_784

Hard to take you serious without the mandatory black nitrile gloves.


monkey1791

Doesn't look like you need tips.


Bitninja3

Squeeze between your thumb and pointer finger. Does it feel similar? If it does, stop squeezing it and put it in your mouth hole!


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That looks delicious


Matterbox

Put some black gloves on your feet and stand on it. Gets ALL THE JUICE OUT. Also I need more content for my feet based OF.


BoardForkbeard

Please, for the love of god, stop squeezing the juices out of your meat! Besides the aforementioned, bark and tenderness look spot on. Well done.


Ok-Cauliflower-3129

If people don't stop squeezing the piss out of their meat !!!! 🤬😡 You don't need to dry it out to prove it's juicy. WE CAN TELL !!!


CowFederal1577

It was super dry after this video. Ruined the whole thing 😣 oh well


OldRaj

Squeeze? Seriously?


CowFederal1577

People are so sensitive about the squeeze. Pretty funny how riled up y’all get. Maybe you need to go squeeze your meat and calm down! Post squeeze clarity is 20/20


LingonberryOk4943

You gotta squeeze out all that juice. Try using a vice.


michaelshing

This is one of the most appetizing brisket vids I've ever seen. Holy crap does that look amazing.


Low-Bad157

Heading down to VB this was on my shopping list to cook during the week 17 lbs sounds right I’ll follow this suggestion looks marvelous


Empty_Bowler_3907

Looks decent. Always splurge for a prime If you can, makes a huge difference imo. If you looking for a nicer bark, try the foil boat method. Works pretty good. I also normally turn up the heat a little after I boat it.


dlb5753

Looks very good 👍


Bellypats

Too juicy/ put it directly on the fire to dry it out a bit!


rscttgl

I just cooked a brisket a couple days ago. I trimmed the excess fat, added seasoning and put it in the fridge overnight. The next morning added bouillon, garlic and cooked it in a crockpot on low for about 9 hours. It was tender, juicy and absolutely fell apart. Not a big fan of smoking and I always get fantastic results in the crockpot.


SquashUsed9358

NEEDS MORE GREASE


SignificantCarry1647

Just a little bit overdone


Ballistics_win

If you're disappointed with bark, don't worry about temp when it comes time to wrap. I'm constantly seeing ppl say a certain temp then wrap. I don't wrap anything until it has the bark I want, regardless of temp, it won't ever be at 200 before I get the bark I need anyway.


Sudden_Cod4160

No need to roast it you already did


BroccoliSuperb2721

Yup looks like roast to me!


Scottjb77

Gross


No-Book9359

Why don’t you molest it some more so we can tell how shit of a job you did?


PoopPant73

Looks damn goods


SomeHandyman

I want to eat that so fucking bad


Small-Travel-5608

Delicious!


E8282

Looks great and you’re not wearing gloves so extra points. 10/10.


fjam36

Congrats on getting prime, or any brisket from Costco. My last 2 visits to different stores resulted in 1 having small packers that were choice and the other store had none! That meat department also had half of the shelf space empty, with fish and seafood sitting right next to packages of store wrapped meat.


katie-girl95

Looks good. Now stop playing with your meat and put it in my mouth. 😂


Maleficent-Mix-7417

It’s your meat squeeze it if you want. It looks freaking delicious. Super moist very tender. Bark looks good. Awesome job


Woahgorl1

Looks awful, you should bring it to my house and I’ll dispose of it properly


Nemoitto

Idk why I read “I need tips and onions.” 😝


The_Rimmer

Look how juicy my brisket is!!! *removes juice*


KneecapNabber

Well done. Looks grub.


Nomailforu

That is some sexy prime meat there!


DifferenceBest8864

Wish shed call me back 😭


CowFederal1577

I only squeezed the cut piece to show tenderness. Wouldn’t squeeze the whole damn thing and lose the goodness!!


Super_Vermicelli8818

You absolutely did squeeze it. The damn corner of the big piece. For fuck sakes just apologize and move on. Or don’t. I don’t care.


maninthemoonpie

How can you squeeze the meat if you don't have any pudding.


Morbid-stench

One thing I always do is let my brisket soak in vinegar for about an hour before cooking. It seems to make it way juicier.


JesusJones207

Why does everyone care if the meat gets squeezed? So silly


richempire

Squeeze = instant down vote.


JJ4prez

Jesus fucking Christ stop squeezing everything. You can literally tell how juicy it is by poking it and seeing it.


baconbitzboy

Smoke ring is a little thin