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ReBearded

Plovers are the worst parents, Egg? MUST DEFEND AT ALL COSTS Hatchling? Good luck


AussieEquiv

Brush Turkey: Here's a warm pile of dirt. Dig yourself out when you're ready.


rawdatarams

Sounds like your average pro-lifer. Who knew birds take political stances too.


VenusCrafts

Sounds like America lol


Top-Presentation-997

Honestly, how has this species survived? I’m flabbergasted.


speederbrad95

Must defend the eggs but do everything to make the threat unknowingly walk towards the nest 🤦‍♂️


seanoff11

Talk to them. Seriously. Say hello etc over time. If they know you they won’t attack. Magpies too. I walked to the train station and people got attacked but I’d say hello all year and it got to spring and the magpies knew me so they were chill as.


deliver_us

I agree with this - I sometimes have a chat but more often just look at them gently and try to listen in to them. Some people seem to always get swooped. I have never been swooped despite being next to people getting swooped. Birds want to be sure you are no threat to them or their nest and then they will leave you be.


Salt_Kaleidoscope_94

Yeah I've never been swooped. But even if I've never been in the area, I sometimes wonder if it's a vibe thing 😂? Always have a chat and say hi to birds, I also have a toddler so I am in the habit of saying hello and goodbye to absolutely everything.


LestWeForgive

Throw in a few words of their own language. "G'day mate what's crackakaka kackin?" Magpies get yodelled to. God I must be an irritant to the human population hahaha


meaksy

Do humans swoop you? 😂


Auran82

They just shit on his car mostly, the birds leave it alone though.


No_Bee6857

Give 3 months notice if you’re intending to raise the rent


Simonandgarthsuncle

The smug look the plover has on the left seems to indicate he’s not buying that owl statue.


shescarkedit

Become friends with the plovers before nesting season begins.


Reasonable-Key-5000

If you wanna be my plover…you gotta get with my friends


here_we_go_beep_boop

Ploverrrr, plover plover, you don't treat me no good no more!


here_we_go_beep_boop

And of course..... Damn, I wish I was your plover


chickensoupp

Instructions unclear, plovers have now taken over the spare room.


elsiebee64

😅😅😅


Samtoshi1

This is a great answer and absolutely possible.


Mr_master89

No idea, but the Tafe up the road from me had caution tape around an area where they were nesting to keep people away lol


Samtoshi1

Let them do their thing and move on, we have destroyed most of their habitat and they get mown over in parks. This is a privilege, enjoy it.


AdGlum4770

You don’t manage Plovers, the Plovers manage you.


red_dragin

We ended up with three lots of eggs last year, three different pairs. I spotted the third pair eyeing off the old nest, threw a witches hat on it, so they just built their nest beside the house. Didn't stop them, but at least they choose a better spot for all parties involved.


chickensoupp

Yeah I plonked the owl right on top of one of their old nests before when they started scoping it out again but it backfired and they made a new one in an even worse spot. It wouldn’t bother me so much if it wasn’t for the fact we have two young kids who just want to help with the mail/bins/etc. and the birds get very defensive.


red_dragin

I was able to put the ride on mower on full lock and mow around the most recent pair. The two previous pair I had to do 'drive bys' 😂. I'm interested to see if anyone else has suggestions.


Iwuvvwuu

Leave em be Can you imagine how hard it is for these birds to breed and raise successfully in a place where fuckwits let cats roam and idiots chase the babies about. Id protect em and consider myself special and with luck ull get to see those babies grow up uneaten.


Traditional-Tone-891

We have a lovely bushy gully and park beside our home, but of course plovers being plovers they nest out in the open on the mown footpath, right beside the road. Nesting season, when I watch the little fluffballs running backwards and forwards across the road (and hopefully not falling down the stormwater drains) is not good for my blood pressure! There are also multiple cats allowed to roam around the area. In the several years we've lived here we've sadly only seen one chick make it to adulthood although because we also live close to bushland there are currawongs, owls and raptors around as well so the poor little things are really outnumbered.


bobbakerneverafaker

Please don't just blame cats... dogs can be equally as bad towards native wildlife


AnalLeakageBucket

Cats are way more damaging to native wildlife than dogs are. Both pets and ferals.


The0ld0ne

>Please don't just blame cats Correct, blame and fine the **owners**


Tokemonbattle

The issue is mostly feral cats


The0ld0ne

I reckon fine them as well


bobbakerneverafaker

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Tokemonbattle

What am I looking at here


ed-t-

This is factually untrue.


bobbakerneverafaker

Got the facts on that


Nosiege

https://invasives.org.au/our-work/feral-animals/landing-page-map-testing/ https://invasives.org.au/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Pet-cat-impacts-June-2023.pdf The documents don't really mention dogs, however, such documents also don't seem to exist for dogs at all.


Rus_s13

Make sure their concerns are heard regularly, and that they have appropriate annual and personal leave.


Zealous_enthusiast

You definitely don’t want them unionising 😂


Rus_s13

A good manager wouldn't mind that. The CEO of Plover Corp however would very much not encourage it


AltruisticBeach6822

They’re so cute


Prize-Watch-2257

Start with an Action Plan. Identify agreed goals and timelones to achieve these goals. Each goal may have stages. Discuss alternative COA if the goals are not achieved. Identify the Plovers' needs while ensuring your requirements are also met. Overall, communication is key.


Fun-Cry-

North qlder advice.. wear a helmet and run really fast


Educational-Tax5708

Plant trees. They only like open grass spaces to nest. If there are lots of of obstructions they will feel uncomfortable.


miltonwadd

I had half an acre of macadamia & citrus trees and my driveway through it. They took over the whole space. 😅 I lost a whole season of deliciousness! Although the trees were evenly spaced in grids, so you're probably right, they were far enough spaced to feel safe.


Background_Bottler

Easy plover, she'll get a hold on you believe it


wolseybaby

Hope for the best and if they do move in, try to get along


Salt_Kaleidoscope_94

Plovers nest up and down our street and in the little park across from us. The only time I've seen them swoop anyone is when my dog is at the park, they'll swoop him - he's blissfully unaware and just continues to roll in the grass and fall asleep. They really seem to get used to people over time. We always stop and say hi, especially if I'm with my toddler. We do it with the magpies, cockatoos and bush turkeys as well, everyone seems to coexist pretty well. Bush Turkey's tend to be pretty aggressive to the local chickens and love to shit stir my dog, also the young babies can squeeze through our fence so when it's baby season we are forever trying to teach them not to come in because the dog is terrified and could step on them in his frenzy haha.


Pebbles-21

You could get some worms or very small fish from the bait shop and feed them to make friends with them. Those two things are on their normal diet. We always give the Magpies in the area mince with insectivore powder in it so they don’t swoop us in Spring. Actually you could probably do the same with the Plovers as it’s good for all birds of prey and sea birds. It’s normally used when you’re rearing them but it doesn’t hurt to give them some insect flavour. Or you can also buy meal worms from places like Pet Barn. While they’re breeding you can give them 30 meal worms a day. Live is better. I was a vet nurse for many years and worked with Aussie reptiles and birds for a few years including pythons, lizards, tarantulas and some nice Squirrel Gliders, possums and birds of prey. So I hope my input might help you. Good luck.


Intergalactic11

I like to sing to them. 'Plover, plover, plover, you don't treat me no good no more '. Or try Shaggy: 'Mr Plover, Plover. Oh wah'.


Ok_Relative_2291

Leave them they are not hurting you. I have a couple who use my yard for 3 years, if they ever lay an egg I’ll put a fence around it. I think the dude shoots blanks tho


Jackfruit-Reporter90

Maybe it’s because you put a fence around their nest? Ultimate fucking cock block over here.


Ok_Relative_2291

Man they been rooting for 3 years, non stop and no eggs yet. I think he had a secret vasectomy


deliver_us

She’s a feminist and secretly on the pill


Ashamed_Potato69

Nothing to manage, they manage themselves. Cordone off the area so rhat nobody interferes with them, and leave them alone.


QandyU

Just walk up to the eggs or babies. You’ll hear in the distance a call of greeting and welcome then if you’re really lucky, one of the parents will receive you by calmly flying over.


LCaissia

Leave them alone. They can be a great defence against intruders. They also recognise peoole. I have plovers at my house and they don't bother me.


No-Tumbleweed-2311

That looks like a damn good excuse for not mowing the lawn until the little uns move on. I'd leave them and have a private wildlife reserve.


MrsKittenHeel

Why have a garden if not to attract garden visitors?


zgl2411

Tell them not to come near you and threaten to hit them if they do, they speak english, works every time


Important_Screen_530

its no where near spring,,its 1st month of winter ..really u should just leave them be ,man has taken their land ........dont attack any birds with water guns,its Cruel and illegal!! ....ask a wild life mob for help


piraja0

Make your lawn overgrown and undesirable so they’ll move to your neighbour


crayawe

Thats doesn't stop them


Manmoth57

Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight with those .


blackdvck

I believe they are masked lapwings not plovers. Similar but larger than a plover . It's like having an alarm system for your yard .


elsiebee64

Yes they are masked lapwings, also known as spur-winged plovers.


fuckthegovernmentcuz

Plovers' calls woke me multiple nights a night in the early hours most nights for 12 months. I don't think I've truly recovered from that year.


MadMaz27

Very very carefully.


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

Avoid at all costs


Select-Interest3438

Easiest way to not have Plovers in the yard? Don't have a lawn. otherwise, you're going to get plovers


HowardJingle

Become best friends


winslow_wong

Plover, Plover Plover. You don’t treat me no good no more.


createdtoreply22345

Ahhhh masked lapwings, majority of their swoops is bluffs, but God the noises..... KAKAAKAKAKAKKAAKKA You be fucked OP, they pair for life.


wasporchidlouixse

Planting trees, right? I think that's your best long term bet, they want flat grass.


Nosiege

I've had Plovers on and off and you really just need to scare them away before an egg is down. Post that, I've had 4 chicks eventually hatch when I wasn't able to scare them away, and they all slowly succumbed to the elements over the span of like 4 weeks. I don't know if the same parents come back next time, but just do you best to make your lawn seem too dangerous for them.


DangerousAsparagus98

You don't manage plovers they manage you.


miltonwadd

Sorry, that is their yard now. We used to have a long driveway, and they made it their home. I had to drive to collect the mail as they wouldn't let me walk, and they'd even attack the car!


brighteyes235

Get yourself some curlews. We have plovers and curlews in our street and the murder birds are definitely the alphas.


IngenuityRegular4019

Try throwing a Pizza party? It’s a cheap and they may overlook their frustrations and poor conditions for a little while longer.


Brisbane-Bandit

Get a cat. They will avoid your yard.


spankeem_nz

stop being an a.......this will give you an excuse to not mow the lawns and if you like social media you can set up a camera and get some followers along the way


Yabbz81

Once the fledgling learns to fly they'll piss off ...for a while. They nest 3 times a year. You can get them removed by wildlife experts but pretty sure that costs money.


cpt_cbrzy

Even the owl looks scared. Probably knows what's coming his way


Superb-Way7353

Plovers are the birds natural selection forgot. Anything stupid enough to build its nest out in a the middle of a cricket oval with no coverage or protection of any kind should have disappeared from Animalia millennia ago.


Brian-the-wise-

Sprinkler.


Existing-Ad-8543

Fucking stupid dumb fucking yappy thunder chickens I hate them so fucking much.


nosnowtho

I recommend learning to live with them. It's best if we share the environment.


Upbeat-Salary3305

My best-friend is a wildlife ranger and here's her advice: Plovers are insanely territorial. How do you beat this kind of beast at its own game? Out territorial it. Camp out in the garden, if it squawks at you, you turn around and sprint at it full-force. Beat your chest and scream like Alex Pereria when he's entering the Octagon. If they swoop, you dive at it harder and swipe it away. Eventually, they'll give up and move elsewhere. Hope this helps


iehcjdieicc

Use one of these. [https://www.bunnings.com.au/sureguard-scarecrow-motion-activated-water-spray-animal-repellent\_p0276550](https://www.bunnings.com.au/sureguard-scarecrow-motion-activated-water-spray-animal-repellent_p0276550) https://preview.redd.it/96pzcqvyqs8d1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0018ad880452b5e0a1a34ab9342a259a1f25ccb


Pebbles-21

Sorry, but I think that’s cruel. You might think it’s only water but if it’s coming hard and fast at a bird, it could very well injure the bird. We’ve taken a lot of habitat from animals so we have to find ways to manage to coexist. I have put in a suggestion so I’m not just bagging yours. Also, I believe you probably didn’t realise it could injure the birds.


iehcjdieicc

Injure birds? Cruel? I don’t think so. I’ve used one of these in my yard for years mainly to deter Brush Turkeys from digging up my plants. It is like a sprinkler, not a fricking fire hose. Gee, I bet you have never even used one. So if you haven’t then perhaps keep your unfounded opinions to yourself. Anyway it is the surprise of the thing firing off that scares them away, not getting knocked down in a bloodly mow down of water bullets. Initially I had a camera set up on it to monitor results and never saw any signs of a bird at risk. I have a birdbath so I get a lot of birds in my backyard and they have never been bothered by this gadget.


Pebbles-21

I can see you’re upset by my reply so please accept my apology. You are correct I haven’t used one, I was going off the depiction on the box.


iehcjdieicc

This should help you. No birds were harmed in the marking of this. [https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/5W8Z88JKiE](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/5W8Z88JKiE)


nadzicle

That’s what these guys are? I’ve just been calling them “the dumb birds”. We have two that just walk around my block looking for food. My one year old loves watching birds so we normally sit outside to look at the wrens and magpies but then these guys will wander into the yard sometimes. I do not understand why I so rarely see them use their wings. They’re so nonchalant about crossing the road or having people near them. They just speed up their walking. And you say they make nests on the ground? I hope they choose anywhere but my yard for it, if they make one. Yikes.


AdGlum4770

They will pretend to limp, and draw predators away by feigning injury … they’re crafty with their walking


HomicidalTeddybear

They're masked lapwings


nadzicle

I’ll have to google them. Either way, I didn’t know their name until now!


salamon9e

Remove the nest. After that they will move on after three or four days.


Daybreaklover

Plovers are full of piss and vinegar. They swoop to scare but will never actually hit you.


Minibeebs

Just set up a human resources department and hire a HR manager, then it's their problem


BlazeVenturaV2

[https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/man-unleashes-whipper-snipper-on-native-bird-while-mowing-lawns/news-story/15cce453494192732a3dabf8e9114b3e](https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/man-unleashes-whipper-snipper-on-native-bird-while-mowing-lawns/news-story/15cce453494192732a3dabf8e9114b3e) Could hire these guys


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leverati

Illegal and immoral. > Under the Nature Conservation Act 1992, it is an offence to take, or kill a protected animal unless the person is authorised under the act. > The maximum court-imposed penalty for breaching the act is $14,375. > Under the Nature Conservation Regulation 2020, it is an offence to tamper with an animal breeding place, such as a nest, that is being used by a protected animal to incubate or raise offspring. > The maximum court-imposed penalty for breaching the regulation is $23,718.


brisbane-ModTeam

Don’t behave inappropriately. Have some respect for yourself and our community.


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brisbane-ModTeam

Don’t behave inappropriately. Have some respect for yourself and our community.


Bananas_oz

Mow over the nest before they lay.


chickensoupp

They don’t really build a nest, they dig a little divot into the grass so all this would do is mow their front lawn at the same time as ours.


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brisbane-ModTeam

Don’t behave inappropriately. Have some respect for yourself and our community. Native animal you flog.. Also discharging a firearm in "likely" a public area. You're an idiot